/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, she would probably piss me off with her bad japanese and acting like an anime character.

>Otaku girl
Doesn't exist. It's just an illusion they want you to believe in.

It'd be wonderful to date someone who shares your hobbies and interests.

ugly as fuck

Would you go on a date with a super otaku boy?

Left goes to see a shrink twice a week for serious mental health issues
Center hasn't existed since 1986
Right is 225 lbs and yells 4chan memes in public

I'd rather just take thr easy route and suck dick at the local gloryhole

>speaks broken Japanese
>ugly
>mental issues
>yells 4chan memes in public
>loves dick

They're the perfect brides for /jp/

>>8893835
She would drive me to suicide in just a week. I cannot think anything more horrible than that you described.

Yes. I don't care about looks. Unless she's incredibly obnoxious I wouldn't really mind.

>>8893835
For you maybe.

catch 22: the type of person you'd want to date is one that'd be impossible to get out of the house or even meet.

hahahahaha fuck no

vaginas are nasty I'll just stick to the /jp/ tradition of sucking dicks, thanks.

>>8893822
>Left goes to see a shrink twice a week for serious mental health issues
Eh, that's not so bad... So long as it doesn't lead to her sucking one million cocks.

SOG is a pretty bad acronym. "Just what is soggy?", one wonders. Certainly the art direction.

Guys don't mix otakus with weeaboos

dA may label themselves as otakus but that doesn't make them otakus

>>8893857

>>8893804
yes

more like
ZOG
am i rite

>>8893845
I can usually see one or two at group therapy meetings or AA

What the fuck is a super otaku girl

>>8893933
their presence invalidates their otaku status

I'd go on a date with anything that weigths less than 170 lb.

>>8894046
I'm sure you could date dogs and cats, not sure if they would appreciate you fucking them, though.

>gay
lol

>>8894054
I'm into consensual sex or at least me being the one raped (secretly loving it), so animal dating is not really an option.

>>8893822
>Left goes to see a shrink twice a week for serious mental health issues
I like the crazy ones. Sign me up.

>>8894069
I'd rape you, anon.
Hope you like dick.

>>8894103
Never stick your dick in crazy, even if you're a desperate 250lb, 32 year old virgin.

>>8894117
No please don't rape me!! *tries to close legs, covering butthole and trying to push your hips away but both cocks are already fully erect*

>>8894207
Shut the fuck up.

>>8894123
But they give me hardest erections

Those outfits look pretty cute.

So yes.

>>8894207

Why do you suck so much at irony? Don't answer that, just go back to your home board.

>>8894233
I do understand that.
But dick + crazy = no.
If you do, the minimum you need is to become infertile, and get a doctor's signed, legally valid, note that you are infact infertile.

>>8894535
I don't think that was irony.

>>8894547
You don't know what irony is

It's not irony without a minimum of five misspellings and at least one xDDD.

>>8894535
But this was already my home board ;_;
Please... forgive me. Y-you can use my body if you want... use my lewd mouth to pleasure your dick...

There is no such thing. Females can't genuinely enjoy these things, just pretend they do for attention.
>"I'm a gamer girl XD"

Extremely pathetic. You couldn't get a guys attention just doing what you like, so you get into their hobbies to get attention. Just the same if there are any guys in /cgl/, they're just in it praying friendzone will pay off with sex.

>>8894611
Is this post ironic? As in, is it supposed to exemplify a typical "I hate 'girl gamers'"-type poster?

>>8894623
Looked spot on to me.

>>8894611
Do you honestly believe this? If so, chances are you have some kind of paranoid schizophrenia because that's fucking nuts.

And even if it WERE true, why would they pretend to like otaku stuff to meet guys? Most dudes into that stuff are nerds/shut ins/neckbeards etc. Wouldn't they pretend to like sports or something in an effort to meet attractive guys?

Eh, its as waste of time trying to talk sense to crazy people. I might as well be trying to tell a homeless guy to spend the change I just gave him on food instead of crack.

>>8894611
That's absurd. World is full of girls hiding power level, and I've caught some.

>>8894631
To get attention, not to have sex with any of them. Gamer girls and such are either too ugly or have some other deficiency that wouldn't get them attention from a better looking guy, or one with higher status. That's why they resort to quantity over quality.

>>8894636
World is full of girls pretending they share your interests so you'll give them attention.

fixed that for you

>>8894611
I'm a girl who likes games and is borderline obsessive about 2hus.
Ask me how many friends I have, go on.
I will give you a hint, it's less than one.

>>8894643
Marry me.

>>8894642
Yeah, you're definitely nuts and have a massively inflated sense of self importance. My assumption was correct. How many girls like what you've described have you met before? Do you have any kind of evidence? What was the last time you even spoke to a girl, any girl?

You sound to me like some sort of autistic extra-terrestrial that knows nothing about human civilization or culture trying their best to analyze it and failing miserably.

>>8894643
Don't you at least talk to people online on IM or something?

That sounds awfully lonely.

>>8894643
>>8894648

Thanks for proving anon right. Typical faggot obsessing over any girl interested in what he likes, and girl that wont tell him to leave her alone because she loves the attention.

>>8894656
I love this logic.

You need to show a girl attention to actually get her to be with you, but showing her attention means she's an attention whore and shouldn't be talked to anymore.
One of the great ironies of /jp/ I think.

>>8894656
>Typical faggot obsessing over any girl interested in what he likes, and girl that wont tell him to leave her alone because she loves the attention.

Welcome to the real world, anon.

>>8894643
Are you hot? Strictly for curiosity purposes, I don't want or intend to sex you but I want to know if there are attractive girls that go NEET.

>>8894661
I think you're forgetting a certain something 3dpd

>>8894663
I knew one, and she was pretty hot.

I wonder if she ever got out of NEETdom.

>>8894651
>>8894651
I've met three girls just like I've described before, and by that I meant held correspondence for at least a weak. I was already wary of speaking with them as it was from all the accounts I've heard over the internet, and those ended up being true. I spoke to a girl last Thursday in lecture, asking me if I had change for a $5.
Creative with your ad hominems though.

>>8894669
I'd say that's a symptom of the internal logic rather than a part of it.

>>8894674
week*

>>8894675
Maybe for some, but for me I just like to take it easy. I am not a woman hater I just like 2d way more. 2d is the only type of relationship I've had that gives me warmth, and I'm even somewhat of a normalfag

Schizoids are weird but there's no changing it so just take it EZ.

>>8894663
Being a NEET and not having any friends are two different things anon.
Also, I'm already going to marry her no matter how she looks, so you better step back motherfucker.

>>8894685
Well that's slightly different. 2D is definitely superior.
Saying that 2D is great
And then saying that 3D is awful
Is two different things.

They're both right, but they're different things, often put together since they match

>>8894674
So, you spoke a couple bitches for a "weak" (and you were warned before that they were, in fact, bitches) and now because of that all girls who like otaku-related things are lying about it. Every single one. Thats a sweeping generalization if I ever heard one. You need to learn that not everything in the world can be judged by your own minuscule experiences. You're just believing what you want to believe.

Also
>in lecture
Get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>8894696
hmm you're definitely right about that, maybe I will start saying 2d>3d instead. I never even caught the negativity of that! Thanks anon, remember to be positive and take it easy.

>>8894697
Yes, every single one. If you're such an ardent lover of women, I'd suggest you be the one to leave /jp/. Maybe /soc/ or /cgl/ would be more your speed.

>>8893816
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33yEDfU8B9k

>>8894738
Don't worry, eventually you'll get older and wiser and realize how dumb your current opinions are.

And of course I'm a lover of women. Just look at the front page of /jp/, its all images of women. Look at touhou, it has an entirely female cast. Regardless of their dimension, they're still fucking women. If you hate them so much, I suggest you check out /hm/. That might be more your speed.

>>8894786
Images of 2D women, while the 3D idols are kept in their own little ghetto at the corner. If you think 3D girls are just as 2D, I feel sorry for you.

>>8894786
God you sound annoying. Judging by this and your last post you really are what the other anon described you as earlier, an "autistic extra-terrestrial" that knows nothing about human civilization or culture trying their best to analyze it and failing miserably

>>8894809
That's funny because I'm the one who made that post describing him as an autistic extra-terrestrial, anon. That was me.

>>8894806
I'm just saying its silly to vehemently despise 3D women and then devote every second of your free time to 2D visual representations of them. Seems a bit hypocritical, don't you think?

>>8894827
They are 2D representations of 2D women.
That's like saying anyone driving a car is in love with the model T.
Cars have moved on a bit since the model T, and 2D has moved on from 3D.

>>8894827
No, there are even some 2D I hate. I don't dislike them for their form or what they look like, but who they are. You could say generalizations are awful, but I'd rather disregard them all than sift through mountains for shit for a piece of edible corn that isn't completely digested yet.
Something like this thread is what pisses me off too. I can picture some stupid girl making it and wondering how many anons want to date her. Disgusting.

>>8894830
But without 3D women there would be no 2D women. Cars now are nothing like the Model T. 2D women are still exactly like 3D women except they're drawn. Would you say the Mona Lisa is not a woman? Your logic is circular. They have boobs, they have vaginas. They are a representation of women, whether you like it or not.

>>8894845
>Cars now are nothing like the model T

do you seriously fucking believe that a 2D girl looks anything like a 3D girl? At all? That these pure angels are even comparable?

>>8894845
No, 3D women are the model T.
2D women are the latest sports cars. 2D women have evolved over the years, yet 3D has stagnated and grown worse and worse.
Today's 2D women are modelled after other 2D women, which were modelled after 2D women, and so on a few hundred layers until you reach 3D.
It's change and adaptation. They've diverged enough to call them different species.
Without this you wouldn't even exist.
We're all single celled life forms according to you.

>>8894855
>pure angels

No that it matters, anyway. Why do you hate sex? It's only natural.

>>8894643
Eh, no replies from you anymore?

I'm disappointed, wanted to believe this wasn't a troll.

>>8893871
U-um, s-sparky-kun... maybe I could be a super otaku girl for you. I could, you know, pretend. I mean, if you want!

>>8894875
I don't hate sex at all, why are you implying I do?

Why is this 2D vs. 3D even being treated as an argument? You believe what you want to believe, for the very reason that one is attracted to one thing and not another. Logic doesn't even play a role in it.

The anon who is arguing that if you like 2D you must like 3D is reminiscent of the person who is forcing upon you some food saying you must like it, when you clearly don't, and acting all nonplussed at how you could possibly not like it.

The person just doesn't like the food, that's it.

Can't believe i'm even bothering trying to explain it to someone more autistic than /jp/

>>8894887
I'm still waiting for her to accept my marriage proposal....

Would you go on a date with Kirby?

>>8894903
Don't be such a whore, anonymous. No one appreciates whores.

>>8894887
Not the same person, but I'm also female and into /jp/-related hobbies. We do exist. And I don't want a relationship, but I'd be happy to talk about Touhou/eroge/doujin music/etc. with someone.

>>8894887
She's probably just shy.

>>8894902
>2D

Only normalfriends are still into 2D. True NEETs are all about the 1D girls these days.

>>8894931
I know you guys (girls?) are around. It's good to know, though.

I was mostly just wondering how people in those circumstances (NO FRIENDS) deal with it. Living with no human contact whatsoever, not even replacement Internet communication sounds incredibly tough.

>>8894915
>Marriage
>Whore
Say that to my facefucker, online, and see what happens

This thread is disgusting. Go be whores somewhere else, please. It's bad enough sharing a site with females, but the same board too?

>>8894966
Proposing to the first female you see is being a whore, anonymous.

You should behave properly.

>>8894941
MAN FUCKING AWESOME JOKE.

you are retard. please leave /jp/ and to /a/ tell your awesome jokes.

>>8894972
Oops forgot my sage

>>8894967
But we're all little girls here

>>8894977
I meant the actual females, if there actually are any.

>>8894991
Of course there aren't.
It's just ironic shitposting.

>>8894973
I'm proposing a lifelong relationship! and there's no money involved! you cannot call it whoring!!
I'm going to kill you ;_;

>>8894997
Well, if you don't want to call it whoring, then wanting to marry the first girl you see is called being easy (and having no standards).

Do you want to be called easy, Anon?

>>8895003
You've never seen a little girl say 'marry me when we grow up' to anyone before?
It's just a silly little girl thing.
It's not serious.

>>8894997
Please stop, you wouldn't like me. I wasn't a good girl growing up and now I'm paying the price.
Even now I still long to be the genki girl I was growing up.

>>8895006
>It's not serious.
Speak for yourself

>>8895007
Shitload of results in Google Images for that picture.

Why do people have to troll like this? Breaks my heart.

>>8895016
that's what you deserve for desiring 3D. Purify yourself, anon

>>8895023
I'm not the guy who wanted to marry her, I'm just genuinely interested in the life stories of people who live unusual lives.

Oh well.

>>8895029
>Whore
>Unusual

>>8895007
What's up with that random pic?

Anyway, would you marry me?

>>8895035
I'm sorry, but has Luca even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of dive therapy. In fact, it’s only therapy involving fields for soothing. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is already finished and we know for certain she is pure? Luca is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in Metafalss? Luca has to go up against one of the sluttiest reyvateils in Ar Ciel who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Croix's innocence.

But you know what? Cloche is still a whore. Luca is the best heroine in all three games, she has the best songs. Luca has already won Croix over, she would have done it sooner if it wasn't for her tragedy with her sister throwing her for a mental loop. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Luca is proven a better waifu than any other in AT2. Cloche tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Luca topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>8894902
I never said that if you like 2D you also have to like 3D. I just said its hypocritical to like 2D and HATE 3D, as in be a raging misogynist. Please read things more carefully in the future.

>>8895079
No that argument doesn't hold water either.
You may want to note that it's not the pictures of 3D women that cause them to be disliked.
If you were arguing about the difference between pictures of 3D and pictures of 2D women, you may hold water, but your argument in its current state does not.
We're not talking about 3D pictures, we're talking about 3D itself.
NORPs don't understand either.

>>8895038
>but you don't even know me!
... It's what you're thinking.
But this is "love at zeroth sight", baby.
Marry me and you will be happy forever. You are my perfect woman, and I'll be a strong man you can rely on. We are just meant for each other, I know you can feel it too.

Did I sound cool or what.
Now excuse me, I'll go kill myself.

>>8895087
Alright, now I'm just confused. Pictures? What? Where the hell did that come from? I was never talking about pictures. I thought I made myself pretty clear.

>>8895128
It's not hypocritical at all to like 2D and dislike 3D.

>>8895137
Why can nobody understand my extremely simple statements? Are you retarded? I'm not saying it's bad to dislike 3D. I never said it was. I'm just saying it's hypocritical to be a big fan of 2D girls, spending massive amounts of time devoted to them, while simultaneously being a raging sexist that makes long /r9k/-esque rants about how all women are evil and inferior sluts.

>>8895161
what is hypocritical when they have nothing in common?

>>8895161
I understand that.
I'm saying you're wrong.

>>8895168
Why am I wrong? Please, enlighten me.

>>8895178
2D =! 3D
Why can't you understand that extremely simple statement?

>>8895178
See
>>8895087

2D women and 3D women are so massively different, you can hate one and like the other.
It's like hating wolves and liking dogs. You hate wolves because they kill your chickens, but you like dogs because they're man's best friend.

>>8895161
If only you had arrived on /jp/ earlier, you would have seen athens, a true misogynist who invoked anger in most /jp/ers, for various reasons. You wouldn't be making such accusations right now if you had.

>>8895181
I understand that.
I'm saying you're wrong.

The only way I can see someone disagreeing with me and being so angry and vocal about it is if they are in fact a raging misogynist and are defending their worldview.

>>8895190
That was just a trolling persona, I've talked to him outside of 4chan and he is nice.

>>8895190
Most people agreed with athens, given the ones arguing with him were femanon and pygma, which are still very much hated.

>>8895203
Me too and yes.

>>8895161
Personalities are what separate 2d from 3d the most. You seem to be comparing only looks and the fact that both are female. There is nothing hypocritical about liking one thing and disliking something different.

>>8895198
you're the one defending yourself here. 3D can be attractive yes, but I still hate them for who they are as people, not for their form.
2D only holds similarity in form, and even that isn't so similar in anime or manga.

2D girls are an idealized form in their way of being. 3D is rife with flaws.

Girls find it pretty fucking hard to get guys too if they're into anime.

Fujoshi are foreveralone, I remember we used to have a couple of girls post here, Helen and Pygma, both are virgins and have never had boyfriends.

>>8895225
Actual girls here should not reveal their gender, because it makes the males feel even worse about themselves, and they take it out by calling whoever it was a whore, slut etc.

>>8895225
Pygma had a baby back when she was young and wilder. Not to mention her nudes flying about 4chan.
Prime grade slut.
Every girl that has posted on /jp/ has been a slut.
Milk was a raver chick, parties for drugs and sex.
Persephone was a con slut, had nudes as well and slept around.
Nyanners doesn't even need explanation.
That girl a few weeks ago with the vocaloid Gumi pictures was another slut with multiple rebound boyfriends.
Gensokyo Gal i'm just waiting on.
Helenxpool is probably a guy.

>>8895231
You still upset about that silly woman?

>>8895243
Who the fuck was Persephone?

I know Milk liked being beaten up during sex.

>>8895218
But do you only hate 3D women? Do you think 3D guys, personality-wise, are fine?

>>8895245
No, I wasn't talking about myself. Although it does make me feel worse about myself to know that females 'exist', as it were.

>>8895250
The Cirno with the youtube channels and voiceacting.

>>8895231
>Actual girls here should not reveal their gender, because no one fucking asked them what gender they were

>>8895243
There's no such thing as a slut. People should be able to have sex with whoever they want, as long as it's not harmful to them or anyone else.

>>8895253
Link?

I would love to get all of these girls pregnant and then run away so they can't sue me for child support.

>>8895243
>Pygma had a baby back when she was young and wilder.
No, she didn't.

Where do you people get this shit from?

>Helenxpool is probably a guy.

High praise indeed.

>>8895258
Well that too.
If it's completely unsolicited, they really are being attention whores.

>>8895247
Nope, we are all sub par compared to 2D.

>>8895243
Not every girl! The anonymous ones are not sluts. Only the tripfag girls are sluts. I've always posted anonymously and I'm a pure virgin maiden.

>>8895256
>There's no such thing as a slut.
Is this what the liberal bitches actually believe?

>>8894908

meanwhile Kirby is forever alone ;_;

>>8895256
An anon posted a study a while back, with correlation between premarital sex/cohabitation and divorce rates. Another with some drug released to create attachment between individuals during copulation. Then hormones in semen when sex without a condom.

You're going to mess up your sense of attachment by having casual sex.


Humans are monogamous. Before you bring up dolphins and such, take a look at wolves or bald eagles.

>>8895270
I know a guy who has a hardcore fetish for Kirby.

Not even kidding.

Respect Pygma and her boyfriend or get the fuck out.

Are you aware Pygma-chan is now dating the guy behind the 2DTeleidoscope blog?

Show some respect, he's a big shot in the anime community. You guys are but ants at his feet.

>>8895272
<Insert transhumanism argument here>
If we can find out HOW it fucks us up, we can medicate against it.

>>8895277
Until then, you're still a disgusting slut.

>>8895273
it's that fatass penguin right

>>8895273
why would we care faggot

>>8895277
Are you the same guy who always brings up transhumanism?

>>8895276
He is quite kawaii.

>>8895272
>Humans are monogamous.
Haha, no, they're not.

But it's a very handy social construct. I prefer monogamy because I can't stand the idea of having to share someone I'm in love with with someone else.

lol, jo never had a baby, she was never "wild" when she was younger either. She's gotten progressively more wild if anything. She's an alcoholic now and she craves dick more than anything, she doesn't slut around, she just serially dates, she's never been alone for more than a month after she started dating when she was 18.

>>8895276
Seeing as every single thing about her that is posted here is a lie made up by people who get off to being hurtful, I doubt it.

Really cute haircut, though. I like what she did there.

>>8895276
Poor guy. Has to settle for a banged up, used up burlap sack of a girl.
Pygma is getting old now though isn't she? I suppose she's going to need a meal ticket for when she goes out again hunting for dick that wont support her.

>>8895287
Guilty as charged.

Doesn't help that I'm well educated in the field of medicine development.

>>8895210
Katy?

>>8895272
>Humans are monogamous.

Oh wow. This is the funniest thing I've read in long time.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Humans-Are-Not-Made-Monogamous-83227.shtml

This shit is common knowledge.

>>8895289
Where do you know her from?

>>8895302
It's milk posting as anon backing up her wing bitch, ignore it. They were both riding dicks from a young age.

>>8895276
>google "2DTeleidoscope"
>Read a few of the entries on his wordpress blog: "Seems interesting, this guy can actually write pretty well."
>Read a bit more
>Notice he starts moaning about "orientalism" and how mean
>Fuck this shit, just another buttravaged asian american male

Shame, I actually thought he was someone who could have been different. Guess they're all the same.

Nyanners posted on /jp/? I thought she only faggotted for /a/ and /v/

>>8895297
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1741-3737.2003.00444.x/abstract

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2012/01/monogamous-societies-superior-to-polygamous-societies
/

>>8895305
And where do you know that from?

I don't really like this /b/tarded aspect of /jp/. I thought we were better than being bullies.

>>8895276
>google "2DTeleidoscope"
>Read a few of the entries on his wordpress blog: "Seems interesting, this guy can actually write pretty well."
>Read a bit more
>Notice he starts moaning about "orientalism" and how mean anime is to Chinese
>Fuck this shit, just another buttravaged asian american male with autism

Shame, I actually thought he was someone who could have been different. Guess they really are all the same

Oh wow, this entire thread

>>8895243
post the pics

Girls please get out of /jp/

> Loving 2D and not 3D, aren't you being a bit hypocritical?
I can't believe someone said that, even for trolling.

By the why if you haven't noticed yet, most 2D lovers have a crush on one girl not (totally) for her physical attributes but for what she is.
Last time I heard a female saying something like : "well of course this kind of girl will never argue with them, thoses losers", I had a grin on my face thinking about the popularity of the tsundere profil.

For the topic what is annoying me recently if the rise of all thoses fake otakus/nerdy girls on internet. I smell a big "even nerds can have hot girls!" propagande and I don't like this, but I think it's worth researching which guy they choose in the end.

>>8895340
Learn to speak English, two thirds of your post don't make sense.

>>8895322

And what, if anything, is wrong wth being autistic you bigoted fuckwit?

>>8895355
90% of high functioning autistics are obnoxious and annoying. It should be illegal for autitics to have opinions on anything. If there were any justice in the world, they would be relocated to isolated camps where they would be forced to work in assembly lines so that their worthless existence may at least benefit real human beings in some way.

>>8895293
Any particular reason for it? Like you missed out on a grant because the money went to wetware research or something?

>>8895317
You'd rather let these sluts lead everyone here? it's a preemptive strike. Are you new to the internet?
I hate all unvirgins equally, both male and female.
Why do all these sluts have boyfriends and sex and post nudes? this board is full of nice virgin guys like me and that's why I can take it easy. I wouldn't care if these girls were not sluts whoring themselves at every corner.
How can you NOT hate Pygma for example? let's say I joined a Hetalia forum and started posting pics of my cock? would you think I'd get praise?

>>8895370
>How can you NOT hate Pygma for example?
Because she's done nothing wrong other than trust an ex boyfriend with photos of her, who leaked them all over /jp/ for revenge.

>>8895378
If you don't find that funny you cannot be helped and will be forever miserable.

>this board is full of nice virgin guys like me and that's why I can take it easy
This. If we wanted to talk with 3D women we would'nt be here browsing /jp/.
So why the hell are they invading our paradise?

>>8895378
That's what you get for having boyfriends.
See? we don't need that kind of drama about bf and revenge and stupid things. That's why they're shit.

Currently dating a fujoushi. Kinda cute, a bit clingy, just a little bit chubby and doesn't pester me much with typical girl behavior (i.e. getting upset because I didn't guess that she wanted something).

>>8895388
I find break of trust and petty revenge universally shitty. Same for bullying and public humiliation.

I thought the requirement for being here was only being a social reject, I wasn't aware that you needed to be a horrible human being too.

>>8895400
That's cute, I guess.

Tell us more. How did you two meet?

>>8895400
>>>/soc/

>>8895398
This.

This entire thread is a perfect example of /jp/ not taking easy. This is the board at it's very worst.

>>8895398
get a load of this paladin guys

>>8895378
Seriously Eksopl, stop listening to her honeyed words.

>>8895433
Not him. But what's that about?

>>8895398
>I thought the requirement for being here was only being a social reject
The requirement for being here is respecting /jp/'s ettiquete or growing super thick skin.
If you want to play online personas this is not the board for it, at least not in the way you're doing it. You draw attention to yourself on an anonymous board while having a lifestyle we can't stand, what do you expect?
Also, someone with boyfriends is not a social reject by any stretch of the imagination.
>bullying and public humiliation
This is /jp/, not /b/. There is no active bullying or humiliation.

>>8895451
They e-dated for a while, and she broke up with him shortly after she flew to Portugal and finally met him face-to-face.

It's not hard to imagine why.

>>8895479
>They e-dated for a while, and she broke up with him shortly after she flew to Portugal and finally met him face-to-face.
Eksopl dated veirut/vroot from Formspring, not Pygma.

>>8895479

Did that actually happen? I know Eksopl met some other slut off of /jp/ who he fucked. I never knew Pygma travelled to Portugal to meet him though.

>>8895400
She was attending a bilingual Japanese school where I had some friends and I met her though a party. A year and half later, I was thinking of taking the JLPT (Level 1, if possible) so I contacted her to know where she was taking supplementary Japanese lessons and general info about the JPLT (she took level 4 IIRC).

A few dates here and there and we were going out.

A reminder for the rest of /jp/: If you still have hope of getting a girlfriend, cut down the masturbation and porn, it wrecks you for when you are with the real thing.

>>8895500
>cut down the masturbation and porn, it wrecks you for when you are with the real thing.
No, stop spreading this bullshit.

Also get the fuck out of /jp/ you unvirgin.

>>8895494
Amazing how there's this whole community of bloggers, formspringers, tumblr faggots etc that I'm not aware of, I feel left out.

Women get into anime because they want to date men.

>>8895495
Of course not.

I dated an old friend of mine for quite some time, we were together a couple of times and she initially got into the whole /jp/ Formspring/bun IRC community because of me.

Stay classy, /jp/.

>>8895495
>>8895494
While we are talking about faggots
It always weirds me out when people are so knowledgeable about shitty tripfag drama
Where the fuck is all of it happening? When?
I sometimes, very rarely, see photos and such posted here, but it's hardly on the level with actual shit you niggers post about.
Feels like /jp/ has some sort of another dramawhoring level

>>8895520
Completely unsurprising to find you participating in this thread, nerd.

>>8895524
I don't understand tripfag drama. It's the same sort of 3D shit I come to /jp/ and stick to 2D to avoid.
I don't understand people who pay attention to it either.
There are places for people like that, and it's called outside. Go the fuck outside, NORPs.

>>8895524
They circle jerk formspring & irc then come on /jp/ maybe once a month only to bitch at how "shit" /jp/ is because they aren't getting any attention.

>>8895532
When you have all kind of secret backroom deals with the foolz guys, it's easy to get pinged when your name gets dropped.

>>8895506
I feel left out too anon when I read those things, don't worry.
But because there are two of us now, we have our own thing and it's them who are left out. Take that!

>Women get into anime because they want to date men.
We're not friends anymore.

>>8895545

Do you respect Johanna Jonsson?

>>8895500
>>cut down the masturbation and porn, it wrecks you for when you are with the real thing.

Please don't turn my /jp/ into a den of lies.

>>8895553
>We're not friends anymore.

Why? ;_;

>>8895500
>it wrecks you for when you are with the real thing
Don't blame masturbation for your lack of virility.

>>8895583
It might not be his fault.
That nasty hairy loose fujoshi pussy might be to blame.

>>8895553
>I feel left out too anon when I read those things, don't worry.
You shouldn't. They're just a bunch of attention whores, the kinds of people who ruin /jp/ with their shitty 3D drama

>>8895592
Dude it's 3D. How can you not be disgusted?

>>8895590
I know. I hate them, but I'm the kind of know-it-all that can't take it easy unless I actually have some basis to be a know-it-all. I feel confused when people mention stuff out of left field presenting it like it should be common knowledge for someone who browses /jp/, when I'm actually monitoring all threads 24/7.

>>8895555
I have nothing against her, she was a nice person, as far as I'm concerned. Plus, I am against using 4chan as a way to gossip about other people, or any other kind of witch hunting, really.

>>8895500
>cut down the masturbation and porn, it wrecks you for when you are with the real thing.
You mean you came too early or you took too long to come?

Why is this thread not saged to hell /jp/ is a hobby and board and lifestyle board. Who the hell cares if your female or not just don't try to make your self seem above or below anyone else! /JP/ you really get my blood boiling at times.

>>8895592

>>8895635
I forget to mention yeast infected as well.

>>8895583
Yeah, that could be one of the problems. Being out of shape doesn't help. I get tired easily.

>>8895592
She shaved it. And I was kinda surprised how loose a real vagina is in real life when a girl is aroused and how close is the cervix.

>>8895619
Couldn't even get it up. Only /d/-grade material could arouse me.

>>8895671
>Couldn't even get it up. Only /d/-grade material could arouse me.
Ehhh, how lame!

What did you do to get past that? Attempted to play out /d/-grade fantasies?

>>8895566
congrats on the marriage

>>8895686
Eh, just don't masturbate for two weeks, full cold turkey.
Restores sensitivity and then it doesn't matter what mentally arouses you.
Unless you're really a girl and/or really have erectile dysfunction.

>>8895671
Well at least your honest ironic most of /jp/s user base is /d/ lurkers.

>>8895686
>Ehhh, how lame!
I know, I know.

>What did you do to get past that?
No porn, no fap for a month or so.

>>8895711
Damn, that's rough.

Was she understanding of the situation?

>>8895721
Yes, but her self esteem took a big blow as expected. You're a 18 year old virgin getting undressed in front of your first boyfriend and he's all limp.

She bans me from all porn, but I can't help but break that promise.

>>8895754
I'm going to have to have sex with my girlfriend soon too, I'm terrified this will happen to me.

>>8895754
I have no problem getting it up, I just can never seem to come. Maybe I should cut masturbation off to see if it makes me come faster.

>>8895766
Just exercise often (run/bike and lift weights) and eat good non-junk food.

If you do this then your p0n0s will literally be erect 24/7.

I wouldn't let you get close enough to me to let you ask me on a date anyway.

But I would really want to be able to ;_;

>>8895766
I don't have a girlfriend, but I have mild paruresis and I'm pretty sure your cock not getting up would work the same way. It's a self fullfilling prophecy. I am 100% sure that my cock will not get up if the moment ever comes. I must get a bit drunk or something.

>>8895545
I don't believe you.

Eksopl.

Please let this horrible thread die.

>>8895766
Go could turkey as anon mentioned above.

>>8895785
That happened to me too. But with the dick going limp after fucking for a while.

>>8894611
I disagree with that. But only because I have a creepy (fat) weeaboo/Otaku sister in her 20s who lives in my mom's basement and only watches anime and such all day, and is too shy to go outside or talk to people online.

I'll agree that many girl gamers and Otaku, only "think" they are what they are, but are either only doing it because they subconsciously want attention, or are attentionwhores who also enjoy vidya games or animu or VNs.

I would never date a "super" otaku person.

That said, my girlfriend is a weeaboo, but not in a heavily otaku sense. She's in good physical shape, and she doesn't have an unhealthy fixation on anime and kiddy shit the way most girls you describe seem to. Girls like that completely exist, you just need to find the ones who grew up the same way you did: sitting alone and playing Pokemon.

>>8895875
Nobody here grew up sitting alone and playing Pokemon except you, nerd. Also, you are making me want to vomit, unvirgin normal scum.

>>8895892
What kind of normalfriend kid born in the 80s never fapped to Je- er, "Musashi"?

These threads always bring out the lurkers. It's like a whole new /jp/.

>>8895892
I'm a transsexual hikkikomori, I'm anything but normal. What I'm saying is that I still found the love of my life, she likes anime, and that she isn't one of those annoying fangirl landwhales. We watched Madoka Magica together last month, and it was really fun.

Pic is her. (Only picture of her I have right now, sorry it's not a very good picture)

>>8895920
it's fun in a what if /jp/ was shitty AND pathetic at the same time kinda way.

>>8895908
Fapping to pokemons? are you gay or something? I WAS born in the 80s and all I fapped to were sailor senshis and sakura.

>>8895928
Kinda reminds me of /cgl/.

>>8895322
I don't understand the dislike easterners have for the Chinese. From a western perspective, they are a bunch of harmless communists.
Furthermore, all eastern culture has roots in China.

>>8895928
>lol you don't like women so pathetic XD i bet dis NERD masturbates too and isn't working to support his wife princess!!

Otaku girls are creepy DO NOT WANT.

http://www.dramacrazy.net/japanese-movie/how-to-date-an-otaku-girl/

>>8895942
You sound bitter.

>>8895939
You don't go to school with like 40% chinese transfer students, they are assholes who think that if you are not chinese you are not even a human worth talking too.

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>>8895949
The fact that you have posted a member of wota4 while saying that you don't want otaku girls is confusing the hell out of me.

Is Aika an example of a girl that you "DO NOT WANT"? Please clarify.

>>8895967
"Idol" otakus are obviously different from normal creepy otaku girls.

Nice job janitor. Delete threads you don't perzonally enjoy, but you've no problem leaving shit like this.

>>8896067
>perzonally

>>8896071
Screw off. I'm posting from my phone. Doesn't change the fact that /jp/ would be a ton better if we didn't have such a piece of shit janitor.

>>8896095
>being so addicted to 4chan you even check it on the phone
ISHYGDDT

>>8896098
Hey faggot, read the FAQ and learn how to quote.

>>8896108
I'm quoting my internal thought process.

>>8896111
>I'm quoting your dick in my ass, ahn~, /jp/~~~~~

>>8896095
Why do you have a phone anon? What do you use it for?

>>8896162
Keep in touch with parents and work, mainly.
On lunch break now. Wasn't hungry so I'm leeching free wifi.

>>8896162
I'm not him, but I use my phone to get online all the time.

I barely use it to make calls.

>>8896181
>work
get out un-neet

>>8896254
>>8896181

I like you /jp/, even your drama is amusing and on a whole different level.

>>8895788
tso tsundere XD

>>8893804
More like:
Super Overweight piGs

AMIRITE guise!?

The hour is a little late for a F.O.G Club 63 comic.

Problem is: all women only want alphadouche dickheads for boyfriends, so even if you wanted to date a cute otaku girl, you couldn't.

>>8896596

>all women only want alphadouche dickheads for boyfriends

lolno, its better to be in a stable relationship with a person who shares your interests than be some jerks next fling. I went thru that phase. I don't regret it because I feel the experience made me more mature but I'd rather have a nerd like myself now.

Dating a retard girl that thinks of same sex delusions all the time. No. Just... no.

http://youtu.be/2e7_W9thgKY
http://youtu.be/l0duOmmO02Q

>>8896643
Quite subtle, but my suggestion is that next time you shouldn't use internet speak (thru, lolno), as it screams obvious.

>>8896254
>>8896352
We can't all be blessed with mental illnesses and/ or parents to leech.

>>8897376
Get adopted, sucker.

>>8897386
Will you adopt me, anon-kun?

Where have all the Meido gone~?
Long time passing~
Where have all the Meido gone~?
Long time ago~