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I hope you don't rush through life, /jp/. Remember to stop and smell the flowers.

>> No.8857095

I step on every flower I see.

>> No.8857090

My life hasn't started yet!

>> No.8857101

>>8857095
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN

>> No.8857097

stop and smell THIS

*grabs dick*

>> No.8857113
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>>8857095
Look at this punk. You'll get whats coming to you.

>> No.8857120

>>8857113
Deal with it, hippie.

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>>8857090

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>>8857120
Go listen to Marilyn Manson and write poems about how your parents don't understand you, nerd.

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>> No.8857164
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Why is she so perfect?

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It seemed to last for hours
It seemed to last for days
This lady of the flowers
and her hypnotic gaze~

>> No.8857200

Yuuka asks you to smell the flowers and tell her how they smell? What answer do you give?

>> No.8857219

>>8857200
That depends on whether or not she'd beat me to death if she caught me lying to her.

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>>8857200
Well, it depends on what flowers she wanted me to smell. But since most flowers tend to smell nice, my answer would probably be "good".

>> No.8857237

>>8857086
Yuka is so lewd here

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>>8857237
Yuuka is a pure maiden, she don't need no lewd.

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>>8857164
Ask not why, but how.

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>> No.8857306

>>8857086
Why is Yuuka such a cunt?

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Why do I want to stick my face in mother nature's vaginas?

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>>8857305
Vaginas? I'm pretty sure she just has one.

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>>8857306
But Yuuka isn't a cunt, you silly goose. You must be thinking of someone else.

>> No.8857369

>>8857335
Canon touhous don't have vaginas.

>> No.8857375

>>8857335
Every flower is a vagina.
Mother nature is a slut

>> No.8857380

Since Yuuka is the flower youkai doesn't that mean she has both a vagina and a dick?

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>>8857375
>>8857380
Reported for sexualizing touhous.

>> No.8857427

>>8857418
If you spent some more time taking it easy, you'd realize sexuality is a part of our psyche and nothing to be ashamed of.

>> No.8857440

>>8857380
I wonder how big her penis is.

>> No.8857444

I think if I ever did make it to Gensokyo, I would be perfectly happy helping her tend the garden. Probably one of the most relaxing things to do there.

>> No.8857447

>>8857444
Yes, you'll make fine fertilizer.

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>>8857427
What are you talking about? Everyone knows that sex is the root of all evil!

I was joking, man. I think you're the one that needs to take it easy.

>> No.8857466

>>8857447
We're all fertilizer in the end, but we only have one chance to tend the gardens.

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>>8857447
If I could help her around the garden for just one day, it would be worth being turned into fertilizer for~

>> No.8857488

>>8857472
I would pay four dollars to have sex with Yuuka.

>> No.8857492

>>8857472
That sign is a trap, she actually drags them back to Mugenkan and tortures them to death.

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>>8857492
Yuuka is the Elizabeth Bathory of Gensokyo.

Also, I fucking love this wallpaper so much.

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>> No.8858428

>>8857200
"like flowers".

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