/jp/ - Otaku Culture

High level otaku such as myself are pretty much just like Ken-sama.

fspmfrs

he could probably beat you up while wearing that dress

what part of that is pathetic?

>>8827914
>Ken Sama
>Beating anyone up

>>8827917
Ken-sama trains with his katana every day, he'd wipe the floor with your pasty nerd ass.

who u quoting

>>8827924
A true warrior does not condone violence.

Ken is alpha as fuuarkk. OP so jelly

Wait, is Ken-Sama a real person?

Or was he created to make fun of otakus?

>>8827924
He's dead Tim

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>>8827907
Ken Sama is more of a weeaboo than an otaku.

>>8827938
>I'm a 27 year old American Otaku
>not an otaku

DuiBuQi /jp/, my name is Chingchong Tingtong Linglong,

I'm a 27 year old American FOB (fresh of the boat for all you GuiLao). I farm rice for work, and spend my days playing superior Chinese games. (Romance of the three kingdoms XXCIII and various other MMORPG based on WoW).
I train with my Chopsticks every day, this superior weapon can pierce through all kinds of meat because they have been using it for over 5000 years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Fly-catching license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Chinese fluently, both Mandarin and the Engrish dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Chinese history and their Soy sauce code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Chinese visa, I am moving to Beijing to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Nike sweatshops or a WoW gold farmer!

I own several Rice hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to China, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Chinese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in China!

>>8827938
He has a Japanese soul you retard.

He died for our sins

>>8827955
RIP IN PEACE

Ken-sama is a deconstruction of the weeaboo genre.

Jambo /jp/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo.

I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on the dirt, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS).

I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth!

I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

Stereotypes are rooted in truth. Where's that video with the fat westerner who's a student in Japan and then these two nips go in and start making fun of his otaku crap while he just takes it completely oblivious to the fact that they're shitting all over him? I think it was part of some reality show.

>>8827999
As much as I want to see the link to this get posted, it sounds like it's going to be too awkward to watch all the way through.

If Ken Sama had his shekels handy, he would still be alive today. Let this be a lesson to you, goyims.

Howdy /jp/, my name is Texas Junpei.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Cowboy (Western fan for you weeaboo faggots). I whittle sticks and make dum-dum bullets using my bowie knife, and spend my days perfecting my gunplay and playing superior western games. (bull riding, knife tricks, lasso)

I train with my Smith Wesson K38 special every day, chambered with cordite, this superior weapon can cut clean through three men standing one in front of the other, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my moseyin license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak American fluently, both Wisconsin and the Alabama dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about the older times, before the trains swept the gunslingers and cow-riders away with their iron rails, and I know the cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Boise to attend a prestigious rodeo to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an outlaw for the Hole in the Wall gang or a mysterious gunslinger who cleans up the town, and departs mysteriously, leaving only a vague hint that I am actually the spirit of a murdered sheriff, or death himself or something!

I own several gunbelts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I tip my hat to old timers and ladies of fine breeding and speak Texan as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /jp/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, so long little doggies!

Anyohaseyo /jp/, my name is Ken-Kim

I'm a 27 year old American SONE (SNSD fan for you forgieners). I draw SNSD fan art on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Korean games. (Maple story, Blade & Souls, Guildwars)

I train with my Jingum every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth especially jjokbari katana. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Korea fluently, both Seoul and the Pyongyang dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Korea history and their hwarang code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Korean visa, I am moving to Seoul to attend a prestigious Starcraft tournament to learn more about their magnificent playstyle. I hope I can become a professional Starcraft player or a kpop band manager!

I own several hanboks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Korea, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Korean as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>>8828021

As for additional information I'm pretty sure his name was Robert and he liked Evangelion. I can't find it anywhere though.

He's not an otaku, he's a weeaboo.

>>8828021

I don't know specifically which one he means but this is almost as good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcbhoO3g_7g&t=1m20s

>>8827999
Might have been America's Greatest Otaku?

Innit bruv

I'm a 27 year old American Chav (White nigger to you cunts). I draw graffiti on the walls of my council estate, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior chav games. (Stealing cars, Knifing people, Getting pissed)

I train with my switch blade every day, this superior weapon can knife a fag good because it's bangin'. I earned my switch blade license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak British fluently, both Londoner and the Manchester dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their doleite code, which I follow 100%

When I get my British visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious council estate to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a professional graffit artist or a drug dealer!

I own several tracksuits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Britain, so I can fit in easier. I knife my elders and steal their wallets and speak British as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>>8827943
I have a Homura soul.

I like the British K-ON 'because fuck the police' one the most.

>>8828213
This can also work for American Gopniks.

>>8827934
I'm sure if you are japanese enough you could summon his spirit to posses you and fight for Japan's sake.

>>8828289
Someone should make a Ken Sama doujin that's like that.

>>8828289
Done, brb Japan.

>>8828312
Looking good!

>>8828312
10/10
Would suck your cock

>>8828121
>>8828021
>>8827999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in688K_vdQ0

Found it, no subtitles though

This is an artistic representation of Ken-Sama's last moments battling with the tsunami.

>>8828369
Poor, fat guy. Probably nice to be around.

>>8828387

>>8828369
I had to quit as soon as they showed David.

>>8828369
>彼女はいない
>バイトいない
>わたしの両親はお金持ちだから
laughingjaps.jpg

>>8828459
>>8828369
>>8828021
keep in mind, reality shows are infamous for displaying the very lowest common denominator of person. I dont know what its like in japan, but ill operate by assumption of premise and say it goes for those who they follow and those that they find their way to(mostly.)

I am Ken-sama

>>8827907
BECOME A GHOST!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8828476
It's funny, most of the Japanese comment on the nico video are "Jinnai is mean", "Jinnai is annoying", "this guy is cute". Sure he's a fuckup, but trotting him out on tv and making fun of his lack of understanding, especially since he barely seems aware that they were going to have this sort of thing, isn't exactly in great taste.

That said, god damn man, don't fucking waste your parents' money like that.

What if /jp/ *wasn't* shitty?

>>8828369
The best part was when they grabbed his parent's photo and started laughing at it.

And I'm requesting subs so hard that I will have to redirect myself to >>>/a/

>>8828792
I wouldn't come here. That's what /jp/ is here for.

>>8828792
>gif

WHY

>>8828792
sauce?

>>8828811
boku no get out of /jp/

>>8828792
sauce would be nice; at first I was like "hot", then she dead

>>8828792
There was a time, long ago...
A time, when /jp/ wasn't shitty...

>>8828811
Found it in under 30 seconds using the image sourcing tools at my (and your) disposal.

You're welcome.

>>8828811
>>8828816
Ghost Slide

Blood C BD

>>8828792
Reported.

Some of us have jobs, you know.

>>8828754
This. It was like an otaku minstrel show.

Is he still there or has he committed sudoku after realizing how they depicted him as?

>>8828833
I hope you get fired so you can enjoy the glorious lifestyle of a NEET again. You're welcome.

>>8828823
Because everyone is going to disappoint themselves:
http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/10/24/2011-ultra-nihilist-clamp-cartoons-blood-c

Though I guess the late-teenage/early-twentysomething edgy shock value market is what they were going for, so /jp/ will probably enjoy it.

>>8828843
I enjoyed it because it's like The Truman Show.

>>8828851
That's the movie about the guy who was filmed from his birth in a made up city under a dome behind the Hollywood sign and everyone in his life was a payed actor, right?

>>8828738

>>8828868
Yep

>>8828868
Yes,

Speaking of spoilers, Spike dies.

>>8828868
>payed

RIP Ken sama ;_;7

>>8828879
>Simple past tense and past participle of pay.  

Quoting a dictionary, spergmuffins.

He is a ghost now!

>>8828815

I wish /a/ would fuck off

>>8830370
Akinator, is that you?

>>8831511
I wish you wouldn't necrobump threads.

>>8831623
It was getting bumped regardless of his/her post. Deal with it, nerd.

>>8831625
Fuck your mom, nerd.

>>8827933
Yes actually.
And unlike most of /jp/, he made a career out of the hobby he enjoys so much and became a minor celebrity in Japan.

>>8828886
>(archaid)
As am I.

>>8828754
>It's funny, most of the Japanese comment on the nico video are "Jinnai is mean", "Jinnai is annoying", "this guy is cute"

faith in humanity is up 13 points

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIbPgEyOGs4

I like Ken Sama type otakus more than these fags

>>8831731

I didn't mind some of them. The guys seemed all right, but the girls seemed annoying. I stopped watching after they were at the Naruto Gachapon

>>882836
watashi no correction

I know people who are overly japanophile like him. It's scary how baseless many aspects of their knowledge about Japan is.

>>8827944
>superior Chinese games
>Romance of the three kingdoms
Well played.

>>8831731
Rick looks like a cool dude.

>>8827907

Who's that guy, OP?

I'm serious. I never heard of this "ken sama" before.

>>8827944
>both Mandarin and the Engrish dialect

I like this part.

>>8828369
is there definately a subbed version of this?

>>8830370
Someone missed the left corner of his forehead when they were dis-coloring his skin.
Anyone wanna change that?

I think Ken was a very sad fellow who deluded himself into think he could be accepted in Japan as a "samurai" and I use that term very loosely when talking about ken.He didn't really know who the Japanse were.
There really isn't anyone on the /jp/ who are transfixed on being accepted in Japan as a foreigner who wanted to take part in Japanse culture as one of them.
Most anime and manga Otaku I know are not excepted in where they are from and think that if they go to Japan they will have a life style somewhat the same in the country they are from, but they are dreadfully wrong. Once I talk to them in seriousness and dig into why they want to live in Japan, it is because they think Japan will be more excepting of their ideas and interests. Over all they lack sight of what is real, no character strength, and no real sense of identity, so they latch on to anime trying to beome the characters the see in anime/manga or latch onto Japanse whichs spirit is decayed and longing for purication. This is what Ken was.

otakus are really like that

>>8836618
Speak for yourself, OP.

>>8834895
This is beautiful, Disability-san.

>>8827973
Oh yeah, but not fucked by a guy. I'd rather it be a trap. Guys aren't attractive at all unless their fem.