/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Howdy /int/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Ken-Sama is Japan's greatest hero ;_;

>>8817328
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

>>8817350

Fucking lol.

Bonjour!

I'm a 27 year old American flaneur (A contemporary urbane gentleman for you etrangers). I write turgid prose in my moleskine notebook, and spend my days perfecting my post-gothic illumination and reading superior French "romans". (Balzac, Baudelaire, Hugo)

I train my croissant-making skills every day, this superior confectionery style can create an amazing subtlety of flavour and texture because its dough folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other patisserie on earth. I earned my Cordon Bleu two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak French fluently, both Parisian and the Occitane dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their revolutionary code de la Republique, which I follow 100%

When I get my French visa, I am moving to France to attend a prestigious Culinary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a pastry chef for Chez Julien or a Bohemian poet!

I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss my elders and seniors on the cheeks and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in France!

>>8817350
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's Hello, not Howdy.
H E L L O. Howdy means you're a homo.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking American games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as japanese ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about branding.
The best thing your white hot branding iron can leave a mark on is bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING COWHIDE. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's got no feet, for a total 0 ass kicks at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a branding iron, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about cowboy code. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper 10 gallon hat if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything.
No fucking one wears a goddamn cowboy outfit in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to America, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-american who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

back to the roots of shitposting, kind of nostalgic.

Zdravstvuite /jp/, my name is Vladimir Borisov.

I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis)

I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker!

I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Russia!

Has there been a German/Nazi version of Ken-Sama?

>>8817381

Lurk more.

>>8817386
Not him, but I've never seen it and now I'm curious. Did a search for "I am moving to Berlin" but had no luck.

Anyone?

Salam infidel /jp/, my name is abdul wahid abou sanawbar.

I'm a 27 years old Jihadee (holy warrior for you, zionist scum). I draw burqas and beards on my tablet, and I spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Saudi games (peep on the burqa, love the kaaba)

I train with my bomb every day, this superior weapon can blow straight through infidel people like you because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon of satan on earth. I earned my bombing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Arab fluently, both Saudi and Pakistani accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Saudi history and their kuran, which I follow 100%.

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to blow up decadent High Schools to destroy more of their sinful culture. I hope I can become a suicider for Al Qaida or chief bomber!

I own several Jilbabs which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before moving to the kingdom of Allah, so I can fit easier with my virgins. I keep cool to the police and the CIA and speak Arabic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond, ignorant sinners.

Wish me luck, brothers of the Jihad!

Jambo /jp/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo.

I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on my tablet, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS).

I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth!

I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

>>8817418

This one isn't funny, because it's not accurate. There's an African culture despite your ignorance, so essentially you're only making yourself look stupid by shitposting incorrectly.

>>8817422

How new can you be?

Someone archive this shit

10/10
Would read again

Hola, /jp/, my name is Jose

I'm a 27 year old Mexican Immigrant (wetback for you gringos). I trim hedges and do other hard labor and spend my days perfecting my mariachi and playing superior Mexican games. (futbol, Grand Theft Auto)
I train with my lowrider every day, this superior car can drive clean through steel because it has flames painted on it and a horn that plays mariachi music, and is vastly superior to any other car on earth. I earned my drivers license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish fluently, both Mecian and Spain dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their illegal immigrant code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am going to continue living in America because I'm already here. I'm going to drop out of High School and not give a shit about American culture. I hope I can become a gardener for a hot Californian housewife!

I own several beater shirts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I go home and have a bunch of kids, so I can fit in easier. I hide from the INS and pretend I don't speak Eglish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /v/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, adios!

>>8817424

Gomenasai, my name is Gaben-sama

I'm a 48 year old American Developer (Making vidya for you casuals). I eat hamburguers and pasta on my plate, and spend my days perfecting my gourmet and playing superior American games. (TF2, Half Life 2, Portal)

I train with my salami every day, this superior sausage can cut clean through diets because it is yummy over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other food on earth. I earned my developer license many years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak troll fluently, both internet and the RPG race dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Valve history and their microtransactions code, which I follow 100%

When I get my delicatessen visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious restaurant to learn more about their magnificent food. I hope I can become a developer for Squeenix or a game designer that delivers!

I own several XGLL shirts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I lose weight, so I can fit in easier. I eat my elders and seniors and speak lies as often as I can, and everyone manages to respond.

>>8817422
you can archive it in your own computer!

>>8817433
It's «José» damn it.

>>8817434

Hola /jp/, my name is Mang

I'm a 27 year old American Hombre (Dude for you gringos). I draw Jalepenos and tamales on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my cooking and playing superior Mexican games (Ball in a cup).

I train with my Maquahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made of fucking shark teeth, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish fluently, both Mexican and the South Mexican dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Aztec history and their Jaguar warrior code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Cuidad de Mexico to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a taco maker for Street vending or a Member of the Drug cartel!

I own several ponchos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond...

Wish me luck in Mexico!

>>8817451

>>8817424
Nigger detected.

>>8817418
>Not listing goiter.

6/10 for effort.

>>8817459
>>8817464

Neanderthal detected.

>>8817472

>>8817474

ya wh1te pow3r 666

>>8817477

>>8817480

>if u dun agree with me u r jew

My sides.

>>>/pol/