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8805517 No.8805517 [Reply] [Original]

I just spouted water all over my monitor and now the buttons arent working.
Fucking touch buttons

wat do

>> No.8805518

hahaha

>> No.8805528

power button on your powerbar

>> No.8805530

Delete systems 32, install bonzai buddy

>> No.8805542

commit sudoku

>> No.8805547

>>8805542

I tried to, but I just got stuck in all these squares of numbers.

>> No.8805600

Man I wonder what it'd be like to eat a bowl of semen everyday for breakfast.

>> No.8805604

>>8805600

Would you like to try?

>> No.8805612

>>8805604
Yeah but I don't shoot out enough cum when I wake up in the morning, like about a spoonful of it only.

>> No.8805614

>>8805612

If you start saving up now, you might be able to amass enough of a surplus that you could manage to do so for several days at a time.

>> No.8805619

>>8805614
The longest I've last without fapping was about a week and that was because I was staying at my cousin's house because.

>> No.8805627
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>> No.8805631

BANGKOK ADRENALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8805633

wat

>> No.8805653

install free software on it, I bet your monitor wasn't running free software.

>> No.8805668
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8805668

>>8805619
>>8805614
>>8805612
No worries, have this

>> No.8805684

>>8805668
But I don't have money for meds.

>> No.8805690

>>8805684
Now that's a problem

Start suck some cock for money first ?

>> No.8805691

>>8805668
Might have to start buying some lecithin

>> No.8805741

Elf slave wat do?

>> No.8807595

>>8805668
That guy will get testicular cancer.

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