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>> No.8763930

>>8763929
Reimu

>> No.8763931

Cherry Dr. Pepper > Dr. Pepper > Reimu

>> No.8763940

WHY CAN'T I HAVE BOTH

>> No.8763939

Dr Pepper makes me sick and gives me a headache.

I vote for Dr Pepper lol

>> No.8763943

>>8763940
Because then it wouldn't be an ultimatum, dipshit.

I bet you're the kind of person who, when someone says, "Would you rather XYZ or ZYX?" you respond, "Neither lol".

Faggot.

>> No.8763952

I gave up soda years ago for health reasons. Still like it better than Reimu.

>> No.8763958

>>8763943
I would poz up your neg ass so hard, faggot

Do you want the death fuk?

>> No.8763956

Soda os shit, so if I must choose, it's Reimu.

>> No.8763962

reimu a shit

>> No.8763959
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8763959

Reimu, of course. Dr. Pepper is pretty good, though.

>> No.8763966

>>8763963
Wanna swap blood?

>> No.8763967

>>8763958
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>> No.8763963

>>8763958
Joke's on you faggot, I had my HIV jab years ago.
Come at me bro.

>> No.8763965

>>8763943
>Do you want to be killed slowly with little pain or quickly with much pain?

>> No.8763970

I'd take you over Dr. Pepper any day.

Now give me your pussy

>> No.8763969
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8763969

I dont really like Dr.Pepper that much, so i have to pick you Raymoo.

>> No.8763971
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8763971

>>8763965
> killed slowly with little pain
Isn't this happening to all of us already?

>> No.8763976

>>8763971
Or you could argue that life is short and filled with much pain.

Stop trying to be pretentious.

>> No.8763974

>>8763959
Oh come on. You have a goddamn Photoshop lens flare in your image. There is no excuse for that stupid gradient pillow shading bullshite.

>> No.8763977

My goodness, you're all beyond new.

Every /jp/er knows by heart that Dr Pepper is made out of Reimu's armpit sweat.

>> No.8763987
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8763987

>>8763974
Hey, I didn't draw it. Don't shoot the messenger.

>> No.8763983

>>8763976
>>8763971
Pretty DEEP bros

>> No.8763984

>>8763976
Why do you hate fun?

>> No.8763990
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8763990

>>8763977
Courtesy of-

>> No.8763993

>>8763969
Well, I heard licking Reimu's sweaty pits tastes like Dr Pepper anyway...

>> No.8764003

>>8763990
Oh, Yukari's expression at the bottom is so great.

>> No.8764023

But I despise both of them.

>> No.8764055

only amerifat cocksuckers drink that shit

>> No.8764107

>>8763990
I wouldn't put it past the real Yukari.

She canonically has watched her take a bath for months.

>> No.8764173

>>8764055
I'm underweight and fuck you.

>> No.8764206

Do you think Yukari ever uses gaps to cum into Reimu's tea?

>> No.8764240

>>8764206
Intriguing thought.

>> No.8764423
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8764423

>>8763990
>an hopeless

Satori has a british accent?

>> No.8764479

This has been bugging the shit out of me.

I don't drink soda, but when I do, it's diet.

However, everyone thinks diet soda is fucking nasty. I think it's alright.

Am I insane?

>> No.8764484

>>8764479
I don't even taste a fucking difference. I'd rather not drink 300 empty calories.

Most people hating on diet sodas are fat guys.

>> No.8764493

>>8764479
I don't know. I've never heard of a substance called `soda' before.

>> No.8764503
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8764503

I really like Dr. Pepper, but I really like raymoo too. However there is Mr. Pibb and other knockoff Dr substitutes, while there's just one reimu.

>> No.8764509

>>8764503
I dunno, Sanae is pretty much the same thing, just cheaper than the name brand...

>> No.8764510

Don't make me make this decision. This is almost too much.

>> No.8764542

>>8764509
Then I guess she really is like Dr. Pepper.

>> No.8764591

>>8764503
>>8764509
>>8764542
If Reimu is Dr Pepper and Sanae is Mr Pibb. What's Marisa, Sakuya, and Youmu?

>> No.8764597

Come on Reimu, it's not like there isn't room in my heart for both!

>> No.8764607

>>8764591
Marisa is Mountain Dew
Sakuya is Tea
Youmu is shit

>> No.8764616

>>8764591
Marisa = Coke
Sakuya = Creme soda
Youmu = Sprite

>> No.8764611

>>8764607
Dohohohohoho~

>> No.8764621
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8764621

>>8764611
Anybody else notice that everyone who says "dohoho" on 4chan (or anywhere else) is hopelessly boring and untactful?

>> No.8764623
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8764623

I never even liked Dr.Pepper to begin with, shitty soda for fatasses.

And Reimu is a shitty 2hu-bitch so I'll pass.

>> No.8764626

>>8764591
Marisa is beer, Sakuya is wine, Youmu is tea.
Fuck soda.

>> No.8764629

>>8764479

I taste a difference, but the taste difference is not worth the malaise I get from the 50 grams of sugar.

mostly i drink beer and tea anyhow

>> No.8764680

Reimu = Pepsi and milk
Marisa = grape drank
Sakuya = Egils Malt
Rumia = Mtn. Dew code red

>> No.8764705

>>8764680

Remilia and Flandre = fine wine

>> No.8764718
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8764718

choosing between a (fictional) woman and a soft drink

i'd still choose Reimu.

BUT DON'T LET ME CHOOSE BETWEEN HER AND COCA COLIN

...you assholes

>> No.8764719

>>8764680
>Rumia = Mtn. Dew code red
Red like the blood of Christ?

>> No.8764724

>>8764718
>Franc

>> No.8764737

You people are blind.

Reimu is naturally coke, red/white.

>> No.8764742
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8764742

>>8764719
We have an Iron flavored drink in Mexico. Maybe she could be that?

It's actually very good.

>> No.8764748

>>8764724

1. FRANC
2. REMY
3.Sakuya
4.PACHE
5.Marisa
6.Reimu
7.CHENG
00. fuck

>> No.8764757

I don't know I only drink diet dr pepper sometimes. Stop bullying Reimu guys.

>> No.8764771

drpepper is just as bad as any other american cola enjoy your corn.
I drink only vita.

>> No.8764776

>>8764742
Iron flavored soda? Somebody needs to let the metalheads over at /mu/ know about this.

Patchy might find it handy to have around, as well.

Does it taste like blood, though? Who the hell's idea was it to make a carbonated beverage dedicated to the flavor of iron?

>> No.8764774
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8764774

Who is Moxie?

>> No.8764779

>>8764771
I only drink water and green tea you unhealthy fucks.

>> No.8764784
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8764784

>>8764774

>> No.8764789

>>8764771
But I like corm anon

>> No.8764800

>>8764776
It tastes like metal. Good metal. I love it.

It is hard to explain beyond that it is quite tasty. If available, I will buy it. Or at least I would if I weren't on a diet.

>> No.8764863

Reimu can piss in my mouth though

>> No.8764893

Soft drinks are bad for you. I almost always drink water and tea.

>> No.8764898

Espresso > Moxie > Hi-Ball Energy >gnitouq i ma ohw

>> No.8764930

>>8764893
Enjoy your fluoride.

>> No.8764937

>>8764930
Thanks

>> No.8764959
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8764959

>Mfw reimu starts growling at me.

>> No.8764963

>>8764607
Going by your assessment, my favorite drinks in the order that they are are also my favorite touhous.

Marisa>Reimu>Sakuya>*>Youmu.

Dk Pepper is obviously the most intellectual drink, therefore it should be patchy

>> No.8764975

I tried a Dr. Pepper once, threw the can away after the first sip

>> No.8764980
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8764980

>>8764963

>> No.8765004

I can't stand Dr. Pepper. To me it's one of the blander sodas. I'll take Reimu and her budding athletic body over that drink any day, sweaty body odor and all.

>> No.8765106

>>8764479
I think soda with sugar is more tasteless than diet sodas for some reason. I drink coke zero myself because sweetener is much sweeter than sugar but it still has that diet zing to it.

>> No.8765115
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8765115

>>8765106

>> No.8765120

definitely Dr. Pepper.

>> No.8765588

>>8763929
Reimu.

>> No.8765704

>>8763929
Reimu, Dr.pepper taste like shit made of multiple flavors mixed together by some tryhards wanting to be famous.

>> No.8767595

I don't like Dr. Pepper. I mostly drink caffeine-free diet coke.

>> No.8767618

Dr Pepper is disgusting.

That said, I pick Dr Pepper.

>> No.8767629

'Murrican Dr Pepper tastes better than our local version. I guess it's the HFCS. Too bad imported cans cost a fortune.

>> No.8767627

stop bullying reimu

>> No.8767637

>>8763929
Dr Pepper is disgusting. Why would I or anyone choose it over Reimu? Only steins gay faggots like dr pepper.
They should use coca cola to represent Reimu or make the choice harder.

>> No.8767642

stop bullying dr. pepper, its delicious

>> No.8767649

Oh, I get it! The joke is that both of them are incredibly bland.

>> No.8767657

>>8763931
I'd only drink cherry pepper, what's the difference with the normal dr. pepper?

>> No.8767744
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8767744

>>8763931
>>8767657
Does no one remember this masterpiece of a beverage?

>> No.8767776 [DELETED] 

I can't decide...

>>8767744
What was this like?

>> No.8767791
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8767791

I can't decide...

>>8767744
What was it like?

>> No.8767850

>>8767649
No, the joke is that they're both shit.

>> No.8767851

>>8767744
I remember when Duchess had the special soda machine where you could put flavor shots in any of your drinks or sodas, this was the first thing I did.

>> No.8767955

>>8767744
The Jack-in-the-box near my place has a touch screen soda machine that still has this, I think.

>> No.8768016

>>8767791
I thought it was delicious in a weird way, better than regular Dr. Pepper but somewhat similar to root beer.

>>8767851
>>8767955
There's a gas station nearby that has this too. I love it, especially since the drinks are cheap.

>> No.8768023

>>8763984
>Why do you hate
Why do you like fun?

>> No.8768125

>>8767850
In fact, the joke's that YOU are shit.

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