/jp/ - Otaku Culture

somehow, that's a little.. lewd...

The way that white, sticky liquid drips from the tip of those hot dogs looks kinda lewd.

>>8744916
id put my sausage betwixt satens buns if you know what i mean

That looks like feces. Since this is a thread about feces I'll post my cat's.

Don't hate!

Why do you put shit in your hotdogs?

I'll make some rice with sausage and vegetables later. Will make sure to make a picture.

>>8744916

Some heated up leftovers from last night.

Looks like sweet mustard to me.

>>8744915
Wait what the fuck is that thing. It looks like poison.

>>8744940
I-is that butter?

>>8744915
OP here, hotdogs are covered in cheese and chili sauce. Didn't notice how lewd the left one looks.

>>8744940
What the fuck, are tying to give yourself a heart attack?

>>8744922
For that matter it looks like semen, shit and that bottle looks like it has sewage water.

>>8744940
A-are you poor?

>>8744945
Delicious butter over hot white rice, summer sausage, and stove-top stuffing because why not.

Wait a minute, what exactly are you doing outdoors, OP?

Man, I wish we had a board for food and cooking. We could like call it /fd/, or maybe /ck/. I suggested it to moot once but he didn't listen. Guess he's busy.

Watermelon, carrots with veggie dip, and yogurt with blueberry granola

Nothing..

Protein mixed with milk and some cottage cheese.

>>8744956
Not outdoors.

>>8744957
I wouldn't say "poor".
I just hate being wasteful, its food in the fridge, might as well eat it.

The best part about having a bird waifu or chickens in the backyard is free breakfast.
We're gonna be late for school Aya-chan, better grab your toast.

>>8744966
At least tell us what you are eating today without posting a picture. :$

Picture related!

>>8744972
You killed Aya's children?

I haven't woken up early enough for lunch in months...

>>8744972
Kawaiiii! ^^

>>8744972
You shouldn't eat your wife's eggs. That's just gross, Sae-kun...

>>8744972
Where exactly does one acquire fowl that produce bread?

>>8744976
Is that spam?

>>8744980
It'd only be children if they were fertalized.

>>8744980
>>8744985
What is she going to do with unfertilized eggs?

>>8744983
Hamburger and fries and pizza (not included in picture!)

>>8744970
Either way, that doesn't look like your home. Something is wrong.

>>8745001
The original has that line as the punchline? I really preferred it without it.

>>8745001
I realize after reading this that the english translated version I read was funnier.

>>8745003
Why don't you fertilize them?

>>8745006
Under the top bun and next to the fries looks like slices of spam.

I don't eat breakfast or lunch. Maybe dinner if I'm in the mood, which is often rice.

>>8745013
Working alone putting computers together, it's hard to NEET in America anon. I've already spent some time on unemployment before this job.

Had some eggs for "lunch" at 5PM, going to have lentils for dinner. Thanks for reading.

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>>8745051
No problem. Thanks for posting.

-OP.

>>8745059
that's not sjis

Singapore noodles and smoked salmon sushi.

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>>8745065
How expensive was that?

>>8745074
16€.

>>8745086
Wow, what the fuck.

I'm going out now for lunch. I'll post when I get back.

>>8745086

>>8745065
Is that a tomato in the noodles? Fucking disgusting.

>>8745106
It's shrimp.

>>8745086
sushi is expensive, yeah, but this stuff...

I'm having lasanga (or however you spell it) with a few slices of bread (buttered).

Yeah, it's nothing special.... but I just woke up a few hours ago.

I'm having pizza I made yesterday.

>>8745113
Still better than overpriced sushi.

>>8745119
Don't trample on the man's lunch.

>>8745119
Perhaps... but would it be better if it weren't homemade and one you just buy and throw in the oven?

These things are pretty good and inexpensive.
A hidden gem of NEET staple foods.

>>8745137
Looks like something loaded with trans-fat.

>>8745137
NEET staple food should reolved around oatmeal.
Even if you have to force it in your mouth since you're sick to death of it.
It's great nutrition, and can be made in a few minutes with tapwater and a microwave.

>>8745142
I find oatmeal disgusting.

>>8745161
Are you for real? You are eating those cookie-thingies are you are being picky?

>liptop pureleaf

Surely the drink of elder gods. I applaud you, OP.

>>8745167
I'm not >>8745137, but I can't stand eating food if it's not solid enough. I don't like oatmeal or soup.

I only consume chocolate bars, energy drinks and alcohol.

>>8745191
Well you sure can stand those fucking cookies.

>>8745198
Yes, and?

>>8745185
Not many places have it unsweetened, I was happy to find it.

I just got up a little while ago. I'm eating chicken strips and washing 'em down with a can of Mountain Dew.

The breakfast of champions!

>>8744933

>>8745167
>>8745198
Fuck you, man, they're peanut butter crackers.
Don't diss them until you try them.

>>8745297
Looks pretty good man, good job. What is the circle thing on the left?

>>8745322
Looks delicious, man.

Real fat neckbeards......

I just had the most mediocre burger I've ever spent five bucks on.

Nothing. I'm broke.

this is my dinner!

>>8745459
Looks tasty, do you eat light like me or is this just a small meal for you?

Today I'll dinner at my parent's, for once.
Who knows what i'll eat, but whatever it is, it will be better than usual.

>>8745367
So? I'm broke and I am eating some leftover pulled pork. Know your resources.

toast with peanut butter

>>8745481
my health is bad, so this is the kind of dinner i enjoy the most nowadays
i'm not doing any physical activity, so it wouldn't be wise to eat a lot...

>>8745459
Those strawberries look icky.

Rice, coffee and soup, lately I've been eating this unhealthy shit all the time, maybe I add some booze to compensate.

>>8745459
Everything but the strawberries look delicious, where did you buy them?

>>8745561
i bought everything at my local grocery shop
the strawberries taste great! they're just still a bit green
they may look bad because i removed the tops

amphetamines

plat league here I come

>>8745487
Loliaki ;_;

Rice and canned tuna.

>>8744915
>Not bacon wrapped hot dog.

Just came back from all you can eat yakiniku. The waiters sure did make their best to make sure it wasn't really all you can eat. How fucking long is it to bring a plate of raw meat? Lazy fucks.

>>8748647
Holy shit, me too. What are the odds?

Am I the only one here who regularly skips both lunch and breakfast in the same day?

>>8748654
I never eat breakfast, and I just eat other food whenever.

A full bottle of cold Gewürztraminer... and maybe some stale bread.

>>8748657

Same, except I eat lunch on occasion.
I just don't get hungry much anymore, and I find if I do and just wait a few hours the pain goes away.

>>8748660
Are you a German?

>>8748717
Nope.

>>8748779
Are you a Germ?

I've just found £20 and it's quite sunny outside so I've decided it will be safe to walk to the shop.

What should I have for dinner today, /jp/?

>>8748852
Newcastle Brown Ale and fish & chips.

>>8748852

get 1 week worth of rice, an equal amount of some sauerkraut, a small thing of sour cream, and perhaps a honeydew melon.

Mix the first 3 together for a filling and not entirely bland meal, with a desert.

when you find a fucking 20, you need to make it last. Unless you are on welfare, you'll need to make it last.

>>8748872
I don't drink but fish and chips sounds nice. I'll go with that.
>>8748883
I don't need to make it last, it's just that I can have something nicer than usual. I'll keep that meal noted though, if I ever need to make something last. Thanks.

I had a sandwhich with two slices of buffalo chicken and swiss cheese, and some salt and vinegar chips.

>>8745297

Didn't eat today. I'll eat tomorrow.