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What are those tubes on her hair called?

a reimu is fine too

Being angry all the time, and with all the alcohol she drinks, she's gonna grow old really fast.

Such a shame.

>>8589128
spoiler that shit retard.

What's her secret to great armpits? Or are they just naturally flawless?

>>8589138
so shameless

How you tell her that what she's holding is monopoly currency?

>>8589155
Okay so if we all chipped in a little to make a huge ass donation, would reimu give us a group blowjob?

>>8589170
Sure thing.

Great, now my dick's going to taste like armpits.

>>8589170
>hurr durr Reimu is a SLOT!!
filtered, retard.

>>8589164
With a great sympathy.

>>8587987
hair tubes

>>8589170

Listen to Reimu, people.

What is there to talk about her, since she is such a plain character.

>>8589208
Better than a nonexistent character

>>8589128
I like seeing the human side of Reimu. Also the naked side.

>>8589208
>What is there to talk about her, since she is clearly the best character character in the series amirite?
fixed that

>>8589203
Always wondered - is it just art? Or from some doujin?

A lovely Miko.

>>8589128
I'll still love her.

>>8589208

We fantasize Reimu as being an incredibly bitchy woman who has the worst periods, and practices questionable hygiene.

She is not fun to be around on sake nights.

>>8589224
Also the armpit side, right?

>>8589221
Imagine all the touhou characters that never made the cut and thus we shall never know.
I wonder if ZUN gets sad when he has to scrap a character.

>>8589255
Oh my yes.

What is going ON in this thread? Spoilering our porn is as sacred of a custom on /jp/ as not posting any of the Touhou ending drawings is.


First they came for our unspoilered lolis.

Then they came for our unspoilered VN h-scenes.

Then they came for our unspoilered Touhous.

And then there were none.

>>8589249
I don't. Mine go more along the lines of that one kamikadou work.

>>8589293
>And then there were none.

I think you mixed it up a little, anon.

Too beautiful!

>>8589293

>And then there were none.

lol

>>8589293
> as not posting any of the Touhou ending drawings
Always thought thaw was a really, really stupid rule. What are we, shrinemaiden?

>>8589318

In the past few years, I have never seen a single ending drawing or any mention of the endings on /jp/. I think the "custom" originated from ZUN's personal request to the fans, AFAIK.

I personally just accepted the custom as it is. I know I was incredibly satisfied to see my first good ending after 1CCing EoSD.

>>8589318
Because it's one of ZUN's few requests to the fanbase. He's pretty lenient otherwise so why not respect that?

>>8589344

>why not respect that?

I'm pretty sure ZUN also said he doesn't want his Touhous to be commercially produced as adult products.

Nevertheless, I agree and respect his no-ending spoilers request. I'm sure most /jp/'ers do as well.

>>8589332
You don't look very hard then. >>>/jp/8588952 Spoilered but all the same.

>>8589332
> In the past few years, I have never seen a single ending drawing or any mention of the endings on /jp/.
Same here, and I always thouht it was REALLY strange thing.

> I think the "custom" originated from ZUN's personal request to the fans
Yeah, I know that. And what now? Every single time I want to re-read some or other ending I must clear whole game one more time? Exhausting as hell.

> I know I was incredibly satisfied to see my first good ending after 1CCing EoSD.
And I wasn't, alas. I was just incredibly angry. But whatever, I understand that nobody cares about my opinion.

>>8589344
So is not posting lewd drawings, but that didn't stop anyone.

>>8589344
>Because it's one of ZUN's few requests to the fanbase. He's pretty lenient otherwise so why not respect that?
...and here I go, using cheats, trainers and resourse-hacking tools just to see TD, EoSD and MoF extra endings. Well fine then.

I'd pound her flesh.

>>8589364

>Same here, and I always thouht it was REALLY strange thing.

We are not dirty gaijins who disrespect the wishes of ZUN. Yes, he said please don't make lewd products with Touhou, but I'm sure he accepts that it's part of the fandom. But I'm sure you can agree with me that not posting ending spoilers for everybody who hasn't cleared the games is a simple request that ought to be respected.

>Every single time I want to re-read some or other ending I must clear whole game one more time?

There's a dedicated Touhou endings wiki for that.

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

>>8589365
False.

>>8589354
Yeah but then does that affect dakimakuras and the like sold at doujin events? If not then it's not a lot new, he's always been iffy on commercial usage of Touhou.

I normally don't collect sub-1/8 products because they usually seem trivial, lacking in detail and other aesthetic qualities.

But DIS REIMU...

>>8589407
I hope these pettanko take down the nendoroid market.
Fucking sick of it.

>>8589385
> We are not dirty gaijins who disrespect the wishes of ZUN.
ZUN himself said several times that he couldn't give a damn about us gaijins.

>But I'm sure you can agree with me that not posting ending spoilers for everybody who hasn't cleared the games is a simple request that ought to be respected.
Well I understand that some new fresh-released game shouldn't be spoilered, but not to spoil endings for EoSD?.. Oh, come on, guys...

>There's a dedicated Touhou endings wiki for that.
This wiki is kinda empty, no?

>>8589413

These are better than any nendroids I have ever seen. I hope they'll make more Touhous.

More reimu

>>8589417

>ZUN himself said several times that he couldn't give a damn about us gaijins.

What I meant is that we are not gaijins as in uncultured Touhou fans who casually post endings.

>but not to spoil endings for EoSD?.. Oh, come on, guys...

There's still really no reason to post EoSD endings other than to grief other people.

>This wiki is kinda empty, no?

Sorry, I just checked it, it seems kinda empty. I'm sure there's a big endings screenshot.jpg floating around somewhere.

Everytime I get frustrated with something, I open up my cherished endings folder and look at the hilarious yet heartwarming art.

>>8589418
What? Pettanko Reimu?

UNMATCHED BEAUTY

>>8589437
>Everytime I get frustrated with something, I open up my cherished endings folder and look at the hilarious yet heartwarming art.
Oh, I know that feel. Fraps is a nice piece of software, yes.
But, for example, I don't think I'll ever clear all IaMP ending. Shit is boring and difficult as hell

>>8589438

Yeah, I've never bought a nendroid/other small figurines before because they seem too chibi and kawaii for my tastes, but when I saw this I was dumbfounded.

I never liked the nendroid Touhous, I wonder if this pettanko company will continue making them.

>>8589418
Its so goddamn adorable holy shit.

So classy.

Stop nendoroid abuse!

>>8589469

So lewd

How much would I have to donate to get Reimu to shoot bullets at my erection until I achieve orgasm

>>8589473
>lewd
Bloomer is lewd? What?

>>8589486

That ass is way too big on Reimu.

How does this make you feel?

>>8589499

Why does every single word have furigana beside it, is it like a children's doujin (lol)

>>8589506
Touhou is a video game, video games are for children, QED

>>8589499
Fine. Aya Azuma is a nice artist especially face-wise.

>>8589506
It is a children doujin.
No porn.
The non porn doujins vastly outnumber the porn doujin contrary to what /jp/ tells you.

>>8589526
I like the liberties she takes with the costumes. I mean, I assume ZUN isn't like "Give Marisa a tiny hat in this one". I like Marisa's tiny hat.

>>8589537
What tiny hat?

>>8589527
I've never recalled /jp/ saying that.

>>8589566

>I've never recalled /jp/ saying that.

He's probably referring to the stereotype that doujinshi = porn.

>>8589566
I'm getting weird feelings from the way she's holding that broomstick.

Why is sleeping Reimu so cute.

>>8589332
>>8589364
Meido actually deletes posts with ending screenshots, I've seen it happen multiple times.

Stupid perfect Reimu

wonderful shrine maiden of paradise

>>8589643
I want to be that pillow...

Neko Miko Reimu is best Reimu.

>>8591055
Have another pillow hug.

>>8589208
Actually, she's the character with the biggest development.

Note that backstory =! development.

>>8591095
i don't like neko reimu... it ruins her BEAUTY

>>8589488
Nothing is too big on Reimu.

>>8592533
Amen to that.

I want to lick Reimu

please donate cake

>>8592677
Reimu is a cheater

>>8592681
She can never get fat. Its canon, all the other girls be jealous.

Delicious canon pits

>>8592884
Everybody have fun at raymoo's house.

>>8592737
>canon
Yeah about that, you're posting the wrong material if you're going for "canon".

>>8592923
Does it really matter? Its armpits. Get that stick out your ass.

>>8592941
Just sayin'

If you're looking for CANON armpits, you gotta look a little harder.

So close

How does it feel being the second best miko in Gensokyo, Reimu?

>>8593149

Its only common to be jealous of gensokyos queen. Isn't that right luigi?

Will she fall for it?

I can't get enough Reimu

>>8592677
YES!!!

>>8589256
Imagine every time you play EoSD, you are flying pass Rin Satsuki without noticing her presence. She's there, in the code but outside the screen, and maybe somewhere just outside the Scarlet Devil Mansion, watching Reimu and Marisa fighting Meiling every time. She's using her intrument to play Shanghai Teahouse with sadness in her eyes. She missed the chance to be a real touhou but she's always there and hopelessly want to have another chance to fight a danmaku battle with the player.

>>8599408
>hopelessly want to have another chance to fight a danmaku battle with the player.
She was supposed to be a playable character.

>>8599417
i wrote with, not against

ah reimu...the bitch type i dislike.

>>8599434
She'll kick your ass if you talk about her like that.

>>8602575
Oh, dear god. Why would you save such an image?

>>8602779
Misaka and Reimu have the same voice actor in case you didn't know.

>>8602791
That one is fine. The touhou fandom and its characters/universe are utter shit though, so I would appreciate it not being associated with my waifu.

>>8602795
I don't give a shit about voice actors Zunbar. Misaka is not her voice actor.

>>8602776

She has the same eyebrows as Saten in the Railgun anime.

>>8602809
Yea she is dude. Rina satou has already voiced Reimu twice.

>>8602834
I was saying that Misaka Is Misaka. Just because the same person voices her does not mean you should drag Misaka herself into that shit.

>>8593149
How's about the first slut of Gensokyo, Sanae?

>>8602950
iceburn.gif

>>8602950
What's wrong with a second source of income? That just makes her twice as wealthy compared to poverty princess.

>>8606346
Life isn't about money, Jim.

>>8606349
You say that in a thread about the biggest money grubber in Gensokyo.

Okay back to posting pictures of my beautiful Reimu.

>>8606359
But that's Marisa, silly. Reimu doesn't even compare.

>>8609380
>Marisa

That's not Tewi.

>danbooru reimu + armpit hair
>Only 4 results

>>8611772
Looking in the wrong place

go away yran/ryan

So uh, is Yukari really a Reimu stalker?

>>8614112
She was spying on Reimu with her orbs since SA, so...

secret sage

>>8619879
I saw that

>>8619887
Sorry, was just testing something!

Testing again.

How would you like to have a nice conversation on this secret thread?

>>8619927
I'm just observing this thread for the pictures really.

>>8619942
I see, I see.

>>8619966
cute

>>8619983
I don't have much of Reimu saved, unfortunately.

>>8619997
I have a lot of her but I was allowing the thread to run its course since I was probably going to be the only one posting them.

>>8620046
Bump

Why do I like this set so much?

Lewd Reimu is best Reimu.

>>8624381
Lewd yes, slutty no.

>>8624394
Whyboner.

>>8624394
That looks slutty to you? I think she looks cute and playful. She's not getting gangraped by niggers.

>>8624428
Yeah, a little.

Why is Reimu's body so desirable

>>8624440
Because you're a horny teenager and your SSRIs haven't kicked in yet.

>>8624440
A young girls body just begs to be ravaged.

>>8591289

Because Reimu is Touhou practically. To like Touhou is to like Reimu.

How much would you pay for Reimu?

>>8624446
Three autism bux and five VIPcoins.

>>8624442
Honestly, who comes to /jp/ to bitch about hentai?

>>8624446
All of my money. The only person capable of treating Reimu how she needs to be treated and making her happy is me.

>>8624452
No, that would be me.

>>8624451
I'm more projecting than anything. Though I am one of the bitter nerds who thinks even Touhou lewd images should go in /e/ or /h/ or somewhere as they have done for eight years.
I come to /jp/ to be the little girl, not a fat neckbeard who gets super aroused by the most mildly attractive image of Reimu showing her armpits and a bit of sideboob but then I can't get it up so I try to fap and it's all floppy and nothing happens. Fuck you guys.

>>8624452

Fuck you kid, I'd treat her better than you.

>>8624477
It's not about treating her better, you'll probably spoil her by letting her walk all over you. She needs a strong man by her side. Such a balance is hard to achieve, so that's why I'm the most suitable mate for Reimu.
Go masturbate to some picture of her or something, I get to keep the reimu.

>>8624446
Absolute diamonds.

>>8624477
You wouldn't know how to treat a woman, you worm. Go and read your little doujins, because we all know that a woman needs a big strong man with MONEY. Nobody cares how much you can jerk off in a day, it ain't an accomplishment in the real world, boy.

>>8624538
I'm educated and have a well paying job.

>>8624569
2nd row 2nd Reimu

>2012
>not liking this variation of Reimu

>>8624601
Leave.

Anywhere from 2002-2005 for me.

>>8624641
Anymore charts like that for other touhous? Or any characters really.

>>8624641
There's not a single one in there I don't like. 2006 has the cutest expression though.

>>8624641

2007 "what the fuck are these?"
2008 "what the fuck is THAT?"
2009 skuzzy mode

>>8624668

>>8624952
>>8624668
Well its not a chart but I found this

Why do SA go after Reddit when you pedofucks are literally posting cartoons of naked children? I wish God would strike you all down here and now.

God I want to fuck her so bad.

>>8624641
That is probably my favourite Reimu picture. 2009 is my favourite one because of how happy she looks and also boobs.

>>8625001
>literally posting cartoons
>cartoons

>>8627829
One day later, you bumped to tell us that? Sheesh.

>>8626819

The edgy teen, who should return to /b/, is not too far off by calling them cartoons.

From Websters:


1: a preparatory design, drawing, or painting (as for a fresco)
2
a : a drawing intended as satire, caricature, or humor <a political cartoon> b : comic strip
3: animated cartoon

4: a ludicrously simplistic, unrealistic, or one-dimensional portrayal or version <the film's villain is an entertaining cartoon>

>>8627850

should have been
>>8627829

This thread is a good thread.

Slut.

>>8630426
But that's not Sakuya nor Alice.

Why do we have so many threads about bitchy, smelly, second rate 2hus?

>>8630458
Gee you're so frustrated I can feel the steam coming off you through the internet.

Screw the sarashi! Reimu's a modern girl now.

>>8634795
That bra does not fit. Reimu is bad at being a proper modern girl.

>>8634810
She only has Sanae's to wear, and bless her heart she just can't fill those shoes.

>>8634842
Hrm, what was she doing in Sanae's dresser?

>>8634795
Heresy.

A Reimu a day keeps the youkai away

A reimu at night keeps my hearts' fire alight

>>8638320
hnng

Reimu you have been abandoned by ZUN for a pig disgusting 3D whore ;_;

>>8638668
Reimu was never ZUN's waifu. She's a daughter material. ZUN's waifu is BONES and that's why he doesn't give her an appearance in the new games.

>>8638709
But what happens once he has a real daughter?

>>8638741
You can love more than one of your children.

>>8593176

sauce?

東方乳挟四十八手 下

found the dojin but cant find it anywhere

loving reimu is best reimu

Mildly irritating reimu is my ambition

>>8638804
what the HELL is up with the pronouns in this?

>>8638845

idk it was a horrible translation

drunk reimu is best reimu

>>8638857
CGRascal at his finest.

>>8638804
That one was too rough. I preferred that other one with Marisa Yuyuko Remilia and Cirno.

>>8638804
>>8638804
>>8638804
sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce

>>8640834
>you will never drink sake at the hakurei shrine with reimu
;_;

>>8640906
https://userscripts.org/scripts/show/108810

>>8640841
Such a shame that piece of shit always picks out the good doujins to fuck up.
Might get someone to re-translate it at a later date.

>>8640916
>>8640841
That wasn't CGRascal, just some other guy. Unfortunately for us I think 'rascal is eyeing that recent Avion Village Komachi happy-end work since he did the one before it.

>>8589249
So you imagine Reimu as acting like a guy?

>>8589417
So, How does ZUN write something like Symposium On Post-Mysticisim without spoliering his OWN works?
How do you write the background history of a character without giving away their endings? Especially if they appear in more than one game.

>>8641315
They had a danmaku match. Then, they had a party.

There, I spoilered every Touhou game ever for you.

>>8641315
>>8641328
>spoilered

* spoiled

>>8640971
It already happened.

http://exhentai.org/g/470548/b2040b2383/

>>8641483
Well fuck I knew it.

Don't worry, I've commissioned both of those doujins to a not terrible translator. Everything will be all right.

>>8641504
What will he destroy next?

>>8634910
This is the face youkai see before they die.

>>8641870
But nobody dies in Gensokyo! Youkai just being 'exterminated', that's all.

would you rather have sex with reimu's virginal pussy

or have sex with her armpit after she's been out all day danmakuing and has worked up a sweat

>>8641918
I'll have sex with her virginal pussy after she's been out all day danmakuing and has worked up a sweat.

>>8641870
I prefer this face.

>>>/jp/8644831

>>8589180
lol

>>8602809
Hey, Sakura. I love you but stop talking shit about Reimu right fucking now.

I would think that someone with a waifu would show a little more respect than that.