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861367 No.861367 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up and find this. what do you do?

>> No.861371

Rape.

>> No.861372

Force them to have sex with each other at gunpoint.

>> No.861373

Go back to sleep.

>> No.861377

[x]genuflect

>> No.861387

Flail around in newfound blindness as my mind struggles to comprehend the horror of Key artwork.

Eventually my hands will find my way to their throats and choke the life out of them, but the damage will have been done. My mind never recovers and I live out the rest of my short life as a blind gibbering madman in the wilderness.

>> No.861380

It's time for a threesome!

But Kyou is probably going to kill me before I finish that sentence.

>> No.861383

I'd tell the one on the right to fuck off because she is a bitch and have consensual sex with the one on the left.

>> No.861384

>>861371
But they're not even maids.

>> No.861408
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861408

>>861387

>> No.861407

>>861387

alternate end: you kill them, then look in the mirror only to see that you have been Keyized as well. You claw your own throat out in madness.

>> No.861416

>>861387
lol faggot

>> No.861694
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861694

>>861387

>> No.861915

ask them where to find some sailors

>> No.861922

>>861915
Goddamn you! I just woke up the house from laughing so hard.

>> No.862602

STICK
IT
IN
HER
POOP
ER

>> No.862694

>>861694
Want left frame, in full.

>> No.862713 [SPOILER] 
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862713

>>862694

>> No.862738

>>861367
I would date the one on the left for a number of weeks, only to realise I want the one on the right and discover that she wanted the same too all along. I would then angst over the situation I am in and I havent gotten any further than that yet.

>> No.862788
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862788

>> No.862793

>>861367

Seduce them with my eyes, rape them and then slice them open and drink their blood as they stare mindlessly ahead, soullessly smiling.

>> No.862809

They have initiated the ritual, I shall engage them both in mortal combat and give them no quarter.

>> No.862905

Ignore the left one because she's a boring if cruel dumbass.

Make the right one my friend because she shines best when she's a side character, being a hilarious and glorious bastard.

>> No.864079

Rape Ryou

>> No.864090
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864090

This.

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864105

>>864090

>> No.864110

>>864090
nise is one of my favorite artists

>> No.864115

>>You wake up and find this. what do you do?
I turn myself 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.864119

>>864115
>I turn myself 360 degrees and walk away.
Do you bump into them?

>> No.864137

I start to wonder how I can see them so clearly in such a dark room.

>> No.864148

1- i make them my maids.
2- rape the maids.

>> No.864175

Wake up again and cry.

>> No.864199

>>864175
AWW CMON FUCK A GUY

>> No.864209

>>864175
;_;

>> No.866632

1. Eat the pizza
2. Steal the bike
3. ???
4. Substantial self-satisfaction

>> No.866634

>>866632
What to bump a shitty thread.

>> No.866637

>>866634
Don't feed the troll.

>> No.866687

>>866632
fuck the swords
eat the girl
steal the ghost

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