/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm mad jelly

Cute couple

ZUN got married to a bucket of beer?

Oh look, it's the same good, stylish, crazy and old ZUN.

Hot wife, I bet her tits are soft.

What a lucky fellow.

I wonder how much his wife drinks.

>>8637240
maybe he should have married a slav girl.

I bet Zun's wife has breasts excrete beer, that's why he married her.

Stop with the trolling, ZUN cannot get married.

What the hell are they doing in that picture?

>>8636631
His wife is decent looking.
I'm sure she cosplays as Reimu for him

>>8637269
They're being cool as HELL

Can't say I'm surprised, since he probably has to beat the fangirls away, though I'm slightly disappointed he's not a 2D lover like us.

I just hope this doesn't affect Touhou.

If he has been married for 6 months, and Touhou 13 came out 6 months ago, does that mean Seiga's inspiration came from his proposal?

How old is ZUNs wife? End 20s? Or in the 30s?
For 30s she looks really good.

well, it's been fun, but look like touhou's over. now that he got shackled to 3dpd he'll have to quit his hobby and get a real salaryman job.

She's not as hot as Mori's wife.

As long as he continues to make games, I'm happy for him.

I cannot accept this
Source?

>>8637315
His Twitter, ustream, etc.

It's legit.

>>8637310
Next game you'll have your favorie touhou making fun of you for being a virgin nerd and not going out to pick up a wife and get laid.
Reimu also gets a boyfriend.

>>8637323
>Reimu also gets a boyfriend.
she had one since the beginning.

>>8637323
Touhou would be over and ZUN knows it.

He might actually be able to draw a human now that he has something he can base it off.

>>8637336
I wouldn't bet on it, since they've apparently been together since IN.

ZUN's a lolicon, he can't be married.

>>8637354
He's investing in a perfect loli. Give him a few years.

>>8637354
A lolicon doesn't have to exclusively like lolis you know.

>>8637327
You mean the turtle?

Welp, it was fun playing his games while it lastest.

Fuck you, ZUN.

>>8637239
Being married is the worst thing of the world. Get out of /jp/.

They have been together for a while, and it just so happens that their marriage ceremony is the same time as Reitaisai 9. He won't be attending that, but he might make an appearance on a live stream at Reitaisai 9. Other than that, I don't think anything about Touhou will be changing. He hasn't said that he will stop producing games (I think) or anything like that.

Congratulations on the marriage ZUN, you're wife looks like a nice lady.

enough said
Ten Desires was the sign.

>The couple have known each other since 2004, when ZUN released Touhou Eiyashou ~ Imperishable Night, and have already been living together for a long while.
Eh, I guess nothing is going to change then.
Especially his drawing skills.

Good luck with the Ultra Lunatic married life, ZUN!

There are plenty of other STGs out there if ZUN decides to make all of them after TD ultra casual. Then again, CAVE is also seemingly going the casual route too. Just look at DFK and all of their other iphone releases. For Christ sake, the iPhone release of DOJ has the arcade "Normal" difficulty as the hardest difficulty.

I can't wait till ZUN gets NTR'd, so that he'll invariably express his anger through his work and the Touhou games will become dark and depressing as fuck.

>>8637400
Post-apocalyptic Touhou with everyone being eo and dramatic as fuck?

>>8637390
because life with your girlfriend is exactly the same as after you get married right?

>>8636631
>no hat
IT HAS BEGUN

>>8637407
I'd play it

>>8637410
Why would it be, if you have been living together for a long time already?

>>8637412
That pic is old as fuck

>>8637410
i overhear conversation with my coworkers who are married. One of them said something like "On the honeymoon, you better fuck till you cant walk anymore, because after you're married and settled, she won't give you any"

I'm not sure how Zun will cope

>>8637422
I'm 100% sure he's been a virgin for 30 years, and only his recent popularity attracted some bitches. He'll do fine without sex.

>>8637422
>fter you're married and settled, she won't give you any
so, one of the prime reasons for cheating and ntring.

>>8637422
i think he is joking or just fooling arround

Guys you seem like you want his marriage to fail

The problem is that they've been dating since at least 2004, and both of them like games about little girls with hats like Touhou.

Their marriage will probably be far more secure than half the people I know my age getting married right out of college.

>>8637445
But you're not even married yet, how would you know?

>>8637375
You are wrong
In the recent stream Zun talked about the concerns that he has for future of Touhou.
Also mention about prioritizing his real life stuffs (e.g. his GF and making some Zun Jr.) before the Touhou project.

>>8637422
>>8637440
Then marriage is perfect for any NEET, it's not like anything would change.

>>8637438
But they've known each other for almost a decade

>>8637448
Of course we went it to fail. HE BELONGS TO US.

>>8637422

I could live with that. I wouldn't want to fuck all that often anyway.

>>8637450
>making some Zun Jr.
Hopefully they will carry on his legacy

>>8637450


What'll ZUN name his future loli daughter?

>>8637465
Reimu, obviously.

>>8637465
Reimu. When ZUN and his wife are gone, the true Touhou story begins.

>>8637449
well I am still not married , few months to go , but I see no reason why something would change.2 of our friends got married last year, and not much did change for them.Except 1 girl just became a house wife , but the sexual life did stay same.

>>8637450
I didn't see the recent stream, I just said what I got from his Twitter comments. But if that's true, thanks for everything so far ZUN. Good luck with your future.

If this is really the end of Touhou, then I know where I will be in a few months. ;_;

>>8637486
I think you are overreacting a tad. I doubt he works on each game as if it were a full time job. If anything, they will still come out, but just with a bit more time in between them.

>>8637465

>>8637486
You'll miss the birth of Reimu-sama and her awaking into a true goddess of the Touhou-verse. She will make the games we can only dream of.

>>8637501
Girls can't program. ;_;

little off-topic ,but how much money does Zun makes?

>>8637512
I just imagined Cirno as a game developer.

>>8637507
Trained since birth to carry on her fathers legacy, she will be the strongest programer.

>>8637448
Remember what happened to the artist of "To Love-Ru"?
It's matter of time for douchebag NTR scenario.

>>8637515
No actually, what happened? Was the artist a girl?

>>8637508
We'll probably never know the exact numbers, but entire companies can sustain themselves on a fraction of what he's selling.

>>8637516

>>8637515
And this is how Touhou ends, mass NTR and the destruction of all his characters as he makes them all canon whores.

Make it happen Zun's wife, cheat on him with a hundred black men!

>>8637522
Except NTR by a real female will only drive him deeper into the 2D world. It would end up making Touhou more awesome then you can imagine.

>>8637529
Touhou is now an eroge. Discuss.

I want to be happy for him, I really do.

Well, I am happy for him.

I just hope this doesn't spell the end for Touhou... even if the series doesn't end, I can't see it being the same as before now.

Well, thanks for everything so far ZUN ;_;

Foolishly I never considered Touhou ever coming to an end

Now... ;_;

Let's go back, /jp/, let's have shitfests and bitch about everything, let's fuck each other's's Touhous, have inane powerlevel discussions, ask WICH TOUHOU FUCK, let's wrap ourselves forever in the warmth of Gensokyo...

Much as some of that seemed shit at the time,

At least Touhou was still eternal ;_;

>>8637508
Estimated to be upwards of $6,000,000.00 USD
Just of the sales of Game.

Ever wondered why he rebooted his touhou series after 5 games? Why he suddenly gained so many fans despite doing not much different? Why so many started worshipping him and not just any other author?

His wife is a Hakutaku. Not the cute touhou girl kind but the multieyed horned beast kind. That is why he never shows her or why nobody knows how she looks.

ZUN is a were oni who likes music. Wondered why he is wearing these silly hats? He is hiding his horns on some days. Also explains how he can drink so much alcohol.

Together they tell the old tales of yokai in a world where faith is fading.

>>8637532
Well, Akamatsu all but killed Negima after he married and had a daughter, so Touhou is pretty much finished.

>>8637549
Touhou is not ending, stop being over-dramatic.

>>8637559
That sounds like complete bullshit.

>>8637559

And we all know that every single dollar spent when buying something goes directly to the artist.

>>8637554

this may be the coolest post i ever read here, maybe becuz i kinda know what hes talkin about.

He said on twitter that he wants to take a break from touhou for an indefinite amount of time. Looks like this is the end of touhou.

>>8637569
Oh look, more bullshit.

1/10 since you got me to reply

>>8637569
He doesn't have time for that nerd shit, dicknose. He's out with his wife and having sex, making babies, and contributing to society.

>>8637569

once the need of money kicks in he will be back, im shocked about this to be honest. then again how much do i play anything after 10...hardly ever. so maybe its for the better.

touhou to the last breath whatever it takes!

>>8637571
http://twitter.com/#!/korindo

>>8637454
Don't worry ZUN, us fans will always protect you.
Especially from the evil of 3DPD.
It's for your own good.

>>8637576
nice try. Even machine translation should bring out the gist of this tweet.
>ありがとうございます。これからも適当に頑張りますのでよろしくー

Perhaps ZUN will appoint someone else to take his place eventually. Passing the torch to his most trusted apprentice priest.

This man will perhaps be known as SUN, opening a new era of Touhou as the sun opens a new day.

Fun fact: His wife is a programmer.

I'm waiting on gensokyo.org to make an article about this like they did when he changed the rules for derivative works.

Anyway, the only truly great Touhou games were MS and EoSD and it's been barely decent since SA.

>>8637580
What if he secretly browses /jp/ and decides to pass the torch onto us?

Someone should make an H manga with his wife as the main character being mindbroken by 2hus with dicks.

>>8637592
Then touhou will truly be finished as we all mass immigrate to Gensokyo.

>>8637592
Would you give your daughter away to some perverted NEET who always talks about having sex with her?

ZUN would never do such a horrible thing.

>>8637579

link me to any half sentence of him stoppin makin touhou games?

i call bull

>>8637592
If ZUN be reading this, GPL your old games.

>>8637591
Maybe at Reitaisai 9 we'll see stuff like that. But I'd rather Touhous were doing ordinary men.

>>8637566
You're right. They have to split the money with the programmer, music director, level designer, and director.

>>8637598
You have terrible reading comprehension. I'm calling out on the nerd who posted that bullshit about how ZUN's going to stop working on Touhou.

There is no next Touhou
Zun said many time in past about opening a his own BAR/PUB thing in near future.
He has enough money to do it.

>>8637559
that's much money, thx for the info

Time to stop liking Touhou then.

>>8637566
This Newfag

I fucked ZUN're waifu.

>>8637562
Probably, but the number is too low, you mean?

>>8637566
Given that he releases them themselves, he's certainly getting more than your usual corporation-bound artist.

>>8637618
Hot air, like 95% of the people saying this.

How tall is Zun anyway, I know he weighs about 50kg

>>8637559
And it's doujin games...

To be honest I'm glad he has someone close who will question him. Look at what happened to George Lucas after he became rich and nobody dared err from his creative path. This girl is a programmer and not a fujoshi or anything, so she might have some good ideas.

>>8637566
Who else does he even have to pay? There's the people who make the CDs, and I suppose he has Comiket fees and such, but given the success of the games and such there's no way he isn't quite well off.

>>8637640
>This girl is a programmer
Females are usually bad programmers. The Japanese are usually bad programmers. I'm not confident enough to run something made by a Japanese girl on my computer.

Guys.

What would you do if ZUN was your father?
Growing up knowing he created so many little girls, and you were named after one of his oldest creations?
And then you grow older, discover the internet, and all the weird fetish porn of "you".

>>8637566
>fujoshi

So many of this shit.

>>8637657
That would be hot.

>>8637646
And remember he has a day job, too. Yeah, I don't think he needs to worry too much about money. Unless, of course, he's already spent his entire fortune on beer.

I wake up and the world has gone crazy!

>>8637657
Ask Daddy to make a sexy male touhou and allow for one or two lines of dialogue with this character

>>8637512
once she reaches teenage years she'll call him a geek and his hobbies stuff for nerds, then start going out with her girl friends, looking for some hot bad boys to fuck.

>>8637519
>Was the artist a girl?
It was his wife
>what happened?
Some band boy NTR his wife
Lost his daughter and half of his asset to EX

I wonder what his boyfriend thinks of this?

>>8637557
That was more because of his divorce.

>>8637686
Nevermind, I was thinking of To Love-Ru

>>8637663
>he has a day job, too.
I heard that he got sacked from Taito?

When is ZUN!bar going to get married?

>>8637710
When he gets out of the military.

>>8637701
That was a long time ago, you dont think he found something else by then?

>>8637407
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Seihou

>>8637718
day job = Touhou

Hey Hey guys
What if
Just what if
Someone made doujinshi of Zun and his wife?

>>8637741

I would pleasure myself over it.

>>8636631
Jesus fuck, he's got his own brewery in his house?
I knew he was a GOD of beer, but, holy fuck.
I hope she can manage to hold her liquor to match ZUN, so they can drink together.

Damn, ZUN kept her secret for years. I admire that.

>>8637782

Nips love alcohol, man.

>>8637782
Stephen Spielberg has a Guinness tap in his house.
Top that.

I hate to admit it /jp/, but I kind of want to get married and father one or two kids. I think what's holding me back is my debilitating self-confidence issues, and the inability to find a woman who would not only accept my interests but do them herself.

>>8637782
Goddammit, that's not in his own house.

They are at a Hitachino Beer Brewery. It's a Japanese beer company. You can tell from the symbol over everything.
You can visit their brewery and make your own beer. That's what they are doing.

>>8637838
Are you me?

>>8637838
>>8637849
Count me in too ;_;

>BAAAAW TOUHOU IS ENDING

I believe in ZUN
I don't care what any of you say

So which character is the girlfriend insert? Everyone after IN is a suspect.

>>8637895


Could be Aya.
Just saying.

>>8637895
Aya.

>>8637862
>>8637849
>>8637838
If you have money, go for it.

If not, well... good luck.

>>8637895
Aya definitely.

Aya seems too obvious. She's also canon annoying.

Whew, I'm so glad I hated Aya so much since the beginning

>>8637609
What does /jp/ think ZUN will call his new pub?

I propose ZUNbar.

>>8637814
Guinness is shit.

>>8637838
ive thought a lot about trying to adopt a little girl. not for sexual purposes or anything, just so i can raise her not to be a complete slut.

it's too bad no one would ever trust me with a child, let a alone a girl

>>8638010
It's ironic that the people who would probably make the best fathers would never be allowed to raise a little girl.

>>8637895
sanae

>>8637838
stop cashing such dreams
Find a women that loves you and respects you, its not even important if she likes touhou or that you shave all interests, there are other things you can share with her besides anime,touhou,videogames ....

>>8638148
Like what?

>>8638022
I wanted to copypaste the remark about that from Nabokov's The Enchanter, but I don't think it's scanned yet. Anyway, speaking of the pedo protagonist (or maybe antagonist if you want), says something like: `He is very sure that he would be a model father, and is conflicted as to whether that is a natural compliment or a wild contradiction.' Sorry for butchering that, Nabokov.

>>8638150
going out , having fun, shopping,meeting friends new people,movies, daily life....

and most importantly to take care of each other, if if 1 of you 2 would get sick.

You have /jp/ if you want to talk about touhou and anime.No 1 of us can hold you or talk to you face to face if you are depressed or lonely.
Think a little about it whats more important for you that someone loves you,takes care of you and listens to your problems when you are in need or your hobby.You don't have to give up your hobby but you should understand some thing in life are more important

>>8638181

>going out , having fun, shopping,meeting friends new people,movies, daily life....

Christ, how horrible. You see this is why you'd need someone who'd share your lifestyle, and interests. Even if they somehow accept you for what you are, every thing you'd engage in would just be a chore for them and vise versa. Relationships are built on common ground.

>>8637933

>>8638196
just a question
Did you ever love a girl?

>>8638252
I don't think anyone here has ever had the chance to love a girl.

The way you have one of your own is quite off putting and depressing. Please stop.

>>8638252
I had a crush on a girl in grade school. Does that count?

>>8638252

Let me put it to you like this, the closest thing to a relationship I've had was when a girl pretended to go out with me for a while just so she and her friends could fuck around with me.

>>8638263
yes
>>8638256
being depressed at least shows you still have emotions and probably you still care for others , better then to be a robot that denies everything what is made of flesh.

>>8638273
Seriously what are you getting at? Why do you keep persisting?

>>8638269
well sorry to hear that , but yeah ...some humans are naturally evil.Nothing you can do about it.Its not like I never hurt by someone.
We are now going little off-topic my first point was just that relationships doesn't need always common ground.

>>8638252
What is love?

When I was a teenager, I was infatuated with a 10yo girl. I'm not sure that this is what you are talking about, but that was what I'm pretty sure is love. I have nothing to compare it too, so I'm not sure that it was love at all, but just simple infatuation.

>>8637507
Ironically, girls invented programming.

>>8638279
nothing we went off topic

>>8638284

And I still doubt that, what the hell would you even talk about at home? The conversations would be horrible and full of feigned interest. There's only so much small talk and life's filler you can talk about. Why would the extreme introverts around here bother with someone who likes to go out often, or someone who just lives such a dissimilar lifestyle in general?

>>8638293
Please, tell about the time before you met your sweet-heart? Did you come from wealthy family and saw dreams of her during your day naps? This all is like from a fairytale. I am so happy for you and see only endless joy for you that will last a lifetime till the grave.

>>8638293
Then do not bump the threads while making off topic posts.

>>8638290

Finally, I get to post Ada Lovelace in Touhou thread and have it be on topic!

>>8638312
cry moar sage babby


using sage while making off-topic replies is just an excuse made by /jp/babbys so they don't feel colon crushed when they sagebomb

>>8638290
Depends what you mean by "invented". It's series of steps a machine would take, so you could say the first clock makers were programmers. I don't believe Ada Lovelace planned it out with electrical machines either, so I don't know why she is credited at all.

>>8638332
Well, she does have a frilly dress and hair ornaments.

>>8638336

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

I want to be ZUNs wife, no matter what...

>>8638367
Why are you going around spamming that on every board?

>>8636631
This is fucking bullshit.

Now all those years of training to be a good house husband for Zun have now all gone to waste. ;_;

>>8638353

Exactly.

>>8638367
I love how descriptivist butthurtardos like you will actually expend the energy to lecture people on using "sage". The primary use of sage on this site is different than the primary use on other sites. Deal w/ it. Also, sage.

>>8639313

Clearly, you're very new.

>>8639313
That post has been kopipe for atleast two years now.

I wish ZUN good luck in his marriage! His wife is very cute, I'm aeroplane jelly. I hope he enjoys fucking her and making some bundles of joy. Gosh, I can't really put it into words. I'm going to like vicariously through him.

>>8639318
Trolled as HELL

bump

>>8639318
>kopipe
it's good to see more of my gaia bros here, speaking in broken japanese like we all do out there. kawai uguu!

>>8640554
For the love of Pete!

>>8640554
>kopipe
>broken japanese
Severe autism.

When are the doujins of ZUN's wife coming out?

>>8640554
Hahahaha

I am surprised. I always though that Zun was gay. I was terribly wrong. This proves that appearance means nothing.

Now that he is married, they will have childs and they will stop releasing touhou games sooner or later.

>>8640616
He will make dozens of children and they will end up being developers themselves, carrying the game when Zun pass away.

>>8638115
xD

>>8640623
It'd be so weird if hes one of those that has a ton of kids. Then they all end up being little girls.

>>8640616
GTFO of /jp/
and go back to your /y/ butthurt fujyosi.

>>8640665
>fujyosi
you know, tese day we use hepburn and not nihon-shiki

it common romanisating for everybody to understand phonetically, understand?

>>8637249
zun can't compete even against the most average slav
also asians have defective alcoholdehydrogenase and can't metabolize the alcohol well

>>8640554
>>8640665
>>8640671
What is this.