/jp/ - Otaku Culture

genoskyo whorehouse is back? (:

i put on my dress and silly little girl hat

>>8632018

Mhm... I have a stalled concept character for a motorcycle tsukumogami...

Certainly, invoking spell cards named like Power Sign "Internal Combustion", Speed Sign "Full Throttle" and roleplaying a boorish little girl with a leather jacket riding a flying motorcycle resembling a 1969 Honda Dream CB750 FOUR sounds like fun...

Your old thread is still alive. Just saying.

>>8632164

Are you coming back?

this is vaguely relevant to my interests

Session in progress if anyone is interested in watching real-time.

>>8632004

Wat /jp/ made an touhou mmo?

client downlad link please

What game are you people talking about... can I see some screenshots please?

>>8638237

I want to join... but I don't want to read the rules or make a sheet, at least not right now... ;_;

>>8638257

You don't need to do either right now, it's a sample adventure with canon characters.

Reported for huge faggotry.

Aren't you ashamed of doing this? Why don't you people just stick to your secondary touhou fanfiction?

>>8638326
Fuck off, it's the fault of people like you who can't take it easy that /jp/ is so shitty. Every fucking time someone does the slightest "secondary" thing a bunch of you idiots come out of the woodwork to complain. If you want all /jp/ threads to be imagedumps, you may as well fuck off to *booru. We can't roleplay, we can't flockdraw, we can't watch mads, we can't write fiction, we can't ask for stuff, we can't fantasize about gensokyo, vocaloids not allowed, we can't have waifus, we can't make any kind of touhou oc... fuck you guys and your srs bussiness attitude, it's your fucking fault jp has turned into a wasteland of neet homo shit threads and imagedumps. Yes, you successfuly fended off everyone back to gaia, poolshmer or whatever, and now all you have left is 4 bitter anons who can't do anything but complain and leech and /a/ shitpost raids. Every time someone comes up with something original and innocent, the autismal retard jelly force appears and shits all over it, scaring away people who actually CONTRIBUTE to this board.
You are the cancer of /jp/

>>8638280
Oh... thanks, but I think I'll just idle and watch. I'm not a native english speaker, so I'm not sure I would be able to keep up.

>>8638372
Nice, is that copypasta?

Not all RPing is secondary shitfests.

>>8638372
That post makes me feel warm inside.

>>8638391
Copypasta my ass, I just typed it, search the archives if you want faggot.

>>8638399
Just be sure that it will get reposted a lot.

Oh good lord, I just looked at the pastebin, is this roleplaying? Holy shit. I thought only 13 year olds did this shit.

>>8638391
I've never read this before. He might put much effort in his trolling.

>>8638403
Lol fuck off.

>>8638372
I wait until these people are online to shitpost sudo pigs and /soc/ threads.

>>8638403
It's actually very relaxing to read.

>>8638406
>LOl!

>>8638403
I don't know if this is supposed to make you sound edgy and hardcore, but not knowing that adults play freeform RPGs actually only makes you seem like a retard.

Seems like fun, I've always been too shy to try these roleplays.

>>8638409
Yeah it sure is interesting to watch people go

>I ATTACKED YOU 90001 times faster than the speed of lightXD

>NO, MY PERSON IS BEHIND YOU AND SLIT YOUR THROAT AND THEN TOSSED YOU INTO A LAKE

>BUT THEN I MAGICALLY REVIVED AND PUNCHED YOU INTO THE SUN x3

>>8638372
Moooe!

>>8638417
I'm wondering who you're quoting, because it's not in the pastebin.

>>8638417
I didn't read the pastebin. I'm just in the channel right now and it's not like you described at all.

A wild Flan lvl. 11 appeared. What will you do?
1. You can help Alice to prepare the tea.
2. Espace. But there is no espace.

>>8638439
>Genuflect

>>8638417
Reminds me of a site called doujin-moe

The comments were ALWAYS like that, but I didn't knew of a better place to find fap material so many years ago.

>>8638433
>>8638435
I'm quoting your past selves that you didn't grow out of. I know you remember typing stupid shit like that.

>>8638372
The hero /jp/ needs but doesn't deserve.

>>8638458
I wasn't into this sort of bullshit when younger, I had studies to pursue and actual friends.

>>8638458
I never even played and RP although I would have liked to.

Is there any h in this? Please respond

>>8638372
Just wanted to say that it would be impossible to have fun in this without people like you, so hang in there.

>>8635023
wat

Back to where.

I came here hoping to see /jp/ playing that Flowers touhou P&P game. Oh well, at least you guys are having fun. Good stuff

I prefer sitting in a basement with silly hats rpgs over IRC rpgs, but this sounds interesting. I wish you all the best of luck in your endeavors. Don't let others keep you from having fun.

am I the only person afraid to talk in IRC because of the lack of anonymity? ;_;

>>8638372
Heh, I have no idea how you can actually defend what you are doing here as "contributing."

All I see is trash playing games of pretend.

>>8638855
Reported.

>>8638858
Counter-reported for being trash, and reporting people who are defending /jp/ from your ilk.

<THRPG-GM> "You're adventurers, aren't you?"
<THRPG-Mystia> "Adventurers?! I run a food cart!" Mystia flails around.
<THRPG-GM> The guard looks at Cirno, then to Alice, and finally to Mystia.
<THRPG-Cirno> "We're the best of them!" Cirno interjects looking pleased with the impromptu title.
<THRPG-GM> "I used to be an adventurer, but then I took some danmaku to the knee."
<THRPG-Mystia> ((NOOOOOOOOOO))

>>8639277

Trash being trash. Nothing to see here.

"The only people who can roleplay is the maker of my touhou doujins" -Anonymous.

>>8639447
Sounds about right. Stop trying to pretend that the pathetic game of pretend that you are playing is anything even approaching the hardworking artists who draw doujins.

>>8639528
>Hardworking artists
You just said it yourself, they draw well and typically have very little spoken conversation.

>>8638855
>>8638861
>>8639281
>>8639528

Hide the thread and move on.
Complaining is only making /jp/ worse.

>>8639654
Absolutely incorrect.

I'm getting rather tired of you apathetic pieces of shit telling everyone to just "hurr ignore things you don't like."

Fuck you. Fuck that attitude. Ignoring these pieces of shit (and the various other threads that must be eliminated) will simply send the wrong message.

If we allow these trash to continue unmolested, they'll make more threads and come back. That must not be allowed to happen.

>>8639664
What I get from your post is "I'm new here"

>>8639781
What I get from yours is "I'm trash."

<THRPG-GM> "There's some medicine I can only get at a certain place, and I don't want to go there myself... well, even if I could walk right now."
<THRPG-GM> "If I go there, I mean, hey, who knows what'll happen to my ass next..."
<THRPG-GM> Mokou looks off in the distance, as if lost in some unpleasant thought.
<THRPG-Cirno> Cirno already nodding of in her seated position, jerks awake at the mention of adventure.
<THRPG-Alice> "So this time, you're the one sending us on a test of courage to deal with your immortal arch-rival?"
<THRPG-GM> "You know the place I'm talking about, don'tcha?"
<THRPG-GM> "Ehh? What's that? How's it going to be a test of courage for you? Nobody's interested in your asshole, doll-user."

>Alice

>>8640115

but i'm interested in alice's asshole

>>8640130

I'm interested in shanghai's ASS

Nitori is extremely interested in Alice's ass.

>>8639914
Sorry, but you're wrong. Crusading threads NEVER change anything. If you didn't know about it and can't take it easy. You're new here.

Isn't roleplaying banned here?
Roplaying seems really stupid, but wathever.
Reported anyway.

>>8640148
Heh, you're simply incorrect, however. I've seen multiple examples of crusading a thread and/or cause being highly effective.

For instance, if someone chose to copy pasta spam this thread, it would die rather quickly.

Didn't one of the old mods step in and ban roleplaying when /jp/ first started out?
Hopefully it's still banned. reported.

>>8640160
They did. It is.

>>8640154
And?
>they'll make more threads and come back

>>8640168
>they'll make more threads and come back

What's your point? Every single person on /jp/ should be doing their part and eliminating incorrectness wherever it occurs. I would pray that they drive off the trash just as vigilantly as I, personally, do.

>>8640175
Don't worry, we are still here. And roleplaying is actually banned, as long as I remember.

>>8640175
It's never effective and it backfires most of the time, you can't always get what you want. Just report it, if this thread is still here then hide it. It's gone now. No need to hurt yourself.

>>8640198
See
>>8639664

>>8640200
And see
>>8640198
>>8640168

>>8640204
See
>>8640154

>>8640216
see
>>8640198
>>8640168
They will make more threads and come back. You really can't understand my post? Oh well from our posts, both crusading and ignoring are ineffective, but at least by ignoring/hide, and this thread is gone. Move on.

I know you're better than that, this is worse than reaction picture or name calling.

>>8640230
You accuse me of not understanding your posts. That is incorrect. In fact, it is actually you who does not understand mine.

My autism will win through every single thread these pieces of trash will make, I guarantee you. Therefore, "crusading" will win the day. Thus, my posts telling you to see the other posts I have made where I have pointed that out to you are the ultimate truth.

>>8640242
>it is actually you who does not understand mine.
Nah, I understand you said ignore/hide is ineffective while crusading is highly effective.
>My autism will win through every single thread these pieces of trash will make, I guarantee you.
Good luck.
>"crusading" will win the day.
Dude, you don't know shit about life. Seriously
"You can't always get what you want"
>Thus, my posts telling you to see the other posts I have made where I have pointed that out to you are the ultimate truth.
No need, I can see archive for that, your older brother never win anything.

Just like real life, "bad" people will always exist, I don't care about you crusading this thread, I just don't like your post >>8639664
>Ignoring these pieces of shit (and the various other threads that must be eliminated) will simply send the wrong message.
People want attention, they just want fucking attention. Destroy them by ignoring them, they are nothing to you, they are worthless, they don't deserve your attention. And then this thread will get less replies, and die by itself. And crusading... it backfires most of the time, there are jerks who want to make people angry, you know.

>>8640280
>People want attention, they just want fucking attention. Destroy them by ignoring them, they are nothing to you, they are worthless, they don't deserve your attention. And then this thread will get less replies, and die by itself. And crusading... it backfires most of the time, there are jerks who want to make people angry, you know.

How hilariously naive! Do you honestly believe the words you are typing? Do you honestly believe this will work?

You silly sad creature. Open your eyes and see the truth. Ignoring trash will only make it shout all the harder for your attention.

>>8640289
>Ignoring trash will only make it shout all the harder for your attention.
Wow holy shit, are you fucking kidding me? Do you even know what "ignore" means? Goddammit, am I just wasting my time?
Have you ever heard of "The Silent Treatment"?

Educate yourself
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention
http://www.2knowmyself.com/Why_do_people_ignore_others
http://www.bestthinking.com/thinkers/science/social_sciences/psychology/michael-smithson?tab=blog&am
p;blogpostid=10654%2c10654

Or just go search "The silent treatment"

>>8640306
It's clear to me that you are a moron. If you completely ignore these things, they will eventually get the message that they are welcome, since the only people talking to them will be people that are okay with them.

It's fucking simple. If you are neutral to them, or appear to be, they will gather. If you are decidedly against them, and remain as such, they will eventually leave.

But, hey, whatever man. If you want to just sit with a fucking hidden thread or two for the rest of /jp/'s existence, you go right the fuck ahead. Just shut the fuck up when everyone else does their part to remove the blight.

>>8640307
>Ignoring trash will only make it shout all the harder for your attention.
>It's clear to me that you are a moron.
Yeah, dude. Nice sperging too.
Anyway mod/janitor deletes dildo and KS thread and leave this thread, I'm sad, you didn't even read my post. And I wasted my time just for you. At least praise me or something like that.

A Touhou RPG might be pretty fun to play, if done right.

This is far too much RP and not nearly enough G, though.

>>8632004
why did you decide to completely ignore the rules? I'm a big fan RPGs but I can't do freeform. It always feels ridiculous.

>>8640655
It's mostly dialogue and taking it easy you don't really need rules for that.

>>8640325
You're a good boy.

There is some intense RPing going on in this thread, I actually feel like I'm with a bunch of artists on /jp/

>>8640799
Autists*

>>8638372
this, this, a million times this.

Crusading only works when people care what you have to say.

>>8640437
I feel the same way about games but I can't really imagine a danmaku pen-and-paper game that wouldn't end up looking like completely separate grid strategy games and a freeform RPG played alternately.

I'm curious about that Flowers system, though. Going to start reading through it now.

>>8639528
Um, sorry, what? I can't seem to hear you over the sound of how many secondary bullshit doujins there are out there that don't get called out on it.

What happened to the irc channel?

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Aikido does not deflect attacks.
It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force.

A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

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>>8642542
You forgot your sage.

>>8642808
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of trash nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

>>8642814
What's so bad about Hitler?

"Bad" is subjective, Anon.

OP I completely understand how you feel. I used to be a weak scrawny thing myself, so I can relate to the problems you are currently facing. Whenever I stepped outside of the house, I was constantly terrified I was going to be stabbed, or assaulted. Even something as little as peoples gaze would make me wilt.

Without going into bloggish territories, I will simply say this all came to a head one day when I was forced outside of my house for an extended period of time. I was completely terrified, and definitely out of my element. I was a nervous wreck; blushing, stuttering, and tearing up a little when so much as forced to greet a person on my way. It was a little later in the evening, so I knew the mega-niggers would be out in full flock, however, I was determined to do my business and get back to the safety of my room.

This was not to be. After concluding my business (a separate story entirely,) I was whistling dixie on my way home. I was nearly free, you understand, from the constraints and harsh prejudices a simple NEET faces from the world. This is when I stumbled into 3 coons. In my childish exuberance over successfully completing my task, I had completely failed to notice that I was bumbling into a less than reputable avenue!

>>8642853

He's just JIDF using some subtle tactics, ignore it.

>>8642857
Upon lifting my gaze from the disheveled and cracked concrete sidewalk I was on, I noticed one of their decayed gap-toothed grins a scant few centimeters from my person. I had never been so terrified in my life. Immediately, I wet and soiled myself, dropping into a defensive ball in the vain hopes that they would ignore my presence, and find better prey to feast upon. The gods were not with me this day.

Like white on rice they set upon me, unleashing fierce blows to my poorly protected extremities. It hurt. I had never experienced such pain before in my life. I distinctly remembered thinking "why are they doing this to me; don't they have better things to do in their time than harass poor passer-bys?" Feebly crying over the injustices in the world as they repeatedly struck me, I barely registered a strong, confident voice shouting.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

>>8642853
What makes you think it's subjective? Just because someone thinks they're right, doesn't mean they are.

>>8642853
If you don't think Hitler is bad, you have serious mental health issues. I bet you think the Holocaust didn't happen either and believe in those Jewish conspiracy theories.

>>8642872
Like chastened boys being noticed grabbing a cookie out of the jar, my assailants immediately stopped their aggressions and turned upon the source of the noise.

It was a small Asian boy, surely no bigger than 4'11", wearing a Aikidogi. Through the tears, bruises, and blood gumming my mouth, I tried to yell for him to forget about me, to run while they were distracted. I must have been more out of it then I thought, as nothing except a small squeak and gurgle of blood escaped my jaw. Barely giving me a second glance, the small boy casually stared down the three significantly larger hoodlums, as if daring them to defy his expectations.

Angered upon losing their meal to this small child, the gangsters swiftly surrounded the kid. I thought for sure they were going to skin him and wear his pelt as a deliberate warning to their enemies, but it was not to be. Displaying never before seen speed uncommon to their species, the porchmonkeys struck with all the surety of lightning.

>>8642880

You're right, kike.

>>8642875
Exactly. And just like how, even if someone thinks they're right, it doesn't mean they are... Even if you think someone's wrong, it doesn't mean they are.

>>8642880
I take pride in my mental issues.

>>8642880
> If you don't think Hitler is bad, you have serious mental health issues.

First of all, I can never have mental health issues. I am the center of the universe, metaphorically. If I am mentally different from everyone else, then everyone else has a mental disorder.

Second, what's so bad about Hitler?

>>8642951
Killed millions of people and committed countless atrocities. Or ordered them to be carried out, at the least.

>>8642995
What's wrong with killing millions of people? What's so bad about these so-called "atrocities"?

>>8642887
It was over in an instant. Before their hands had even gone one-tenth of the distance required to touch upon his person, he had grabbed every hand and flipped them. Where before the night air was punctuated by my faint weeping and groans, now it echoed to the screams of 3 dying beasts.

I got home safely that night, thanks to the selfless act of one kind-hearted little boy. As thanks to the person who had surely saved my life, I started studying Aikido. One day, I wish to use my newfound powers for the benefit of mankind as that gentle kind soul had done for me.

>>8643010
Now you're playing dumb. If you seriously believe nothing is wrong with that, though, refer to the mental health issues statement made earlier.

>>8642951
If you believe that you are the center of the universe, then I can only respect this, Anon. There wouldn't be any way for me to say with certainty that you aren't, after all.

>>8642995
I told you, "bad" is subjective. "Atrocities" is too.

>>8643016
Thank you.

>>8643016
> Now you're playing dumb.
I seriously do not see what is objectively wrong about genocide.

> If you seriously believe nothing is wrong with that, though, refer to the mental health issues statement made earlier.
But there's no actual connection here with mental health issues.

>>8643016

You'd have to be mentally ill to believe 6 million kikes died in the holohoax.