/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How does it feel when you finish using it and you have to wash it?

>>857681
well, kinda awkward. My sister's home all the time now since her school year ended, so it's a bit difficult to sneak it around to an available sink to wash it out in.

Holy shit, MAGNAVOX!

Shoulda got a fleshlight.

>>857685
Do you think it says, "Dishwasher safe" on it?

Cos that would be a whole different level of fucked up.

Where did you got it?

How was the suction?

how much did you pay for that?

>>857768
well, the tenga itself was $100, while the lotion was $15. The shipping was pretty expensive though, so I paid about $146 altogether.

>>857752
http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop/tenga-flip-hole-reusable-onacup-p-235.html

lol

I have one also, no pics since I'm at work. Guess they started to carry the separate bottles of lotion now. Going to order some tonight. I think I'm too big to make the suction function work properly, I have to hold it in a certain way to get it to work. After using it for about 2 weeks now, I can say it seriously reduces stress and makes fappage cleanup a lot easier.

Best 124$ I've ever spent, thank you danny choo for making a post about them.

>>857821
I kind of sort of want one...

>>857816
I'm a poorfag and my hand is free so I'll just stick with it.

I wish I lived in America.

I want one now but I'm afraid of it being found.

*Flip Hole is designed to be reusable while still giving the user the ultimate experience. The Flip Hole has an estimation of 50 uses without degradation to its experience

>>857852
>50 uses without degradation to it's experience.

Oh. No thanks.

>>857852
thats what, a week?

>>857865
It would last at least two months give or take a few days.

I don't fap as much as you guys and all I do is browse the internet all day.

>>857834
> thank you danny choo

>>857852

I fap an average of around 3 times a day, depending on how occupied I am with something else not involving something arousing enough for me to go intermission for fapping on every urge. So about 2 and a half weeks for me. Not worth it then.

The thing simply begins to lose a bit of it's effect after 50 uses.

You could probably get a 100 (possibly more) uses from it before it fails.

Why couldnt you spend that money on a girl? Maybe you could try and finally get the courage up to talk to the girl youve admired and stalked for oh so long.

Or do your sister. Either works.

>>857893
"Normal" girls and guys don't care for us (no matter how many resources we have) and we don't like them (they can't give what we need/want).

>>857834
>I think I'm too big to make the suction function work properly

[citation needed]

>>857685
>my sister

Why did you bother getting one you fag?

>>857893

I don't like talking to normal people. I find them boring, and they constantly need to be complimented about every little thing, or else they will leave you. This same effect doubles with women. And why should I spend that much on a woman? Just to make her like me? lol

>>857816
Oh god I didn't even THINK a website like that existed. It should have been called Roneryland or something like that.

>>857911
>Roneryland

Now there's a theme park I'd go to.

it looks like a fucking cheese grater

>>857906

Well I'm not the guy you're replying to but it's like the other anon said.

$150, you could use that to get a hooker or to spike your sister's drink. Either way it would probably be awesome.

>>857920
I wish I had a sister I could drug and then have sex with.

>>857913
The rollercoaster : now with 3x more onaholes !

>You could probably get a 100 (possibly more) uses from it before it fails.
so two weeks then?

>>857937

same ;_;

I just wish I had a sister full stop to be honest. It must be a fuckton nicer than growing up with a brother who calls you a nerd all the time.

>>857942
I'm just guessing; you maybe be able to get something like a 1000 uses out of it in all before it must be trashed.

>$150, you could use that to get a hooker or to spike your sister's drink. Either way it would probably be awesome.

Problem is BOTH of these methods can have consequences, whereas this way is probably the safest of the three.

Unless when he says that his sister is living with him because the school years out, he means that it's just his sister and no parents.
In which case, yeah, spike her drinks with rehypnol every night and enjoy your breathing fleshlight.

Just make sure to spike her drinks with morning after pills as well.

>>857947
>>857947
>>857947
>>857947

ITT everyone wonders what a real vagina feels like

>>857920
Cheap hooker is cheap. Trust me anon, go for the quality independent ones. I know.

>>857952
>Just make sure to spike her drinks with morning after pills as well.

No need, if she was out cold then just blow it over her face or something. I can't help but feel it's an abuse of trust though, to spike your own sister's drink.

>>857969
Hey anon, what's a hooker like? I mean... I'm actually a pretty slim, clean cut kind of guy who works out (cardio lol, no weights). And I wouldn't mind getting one, but is it nerve racking? The way I see it, I'm just nerdy looking, and hookers must have dealt with far worse.

>>857981
Go back to neo-/b/

so... how do I spike drinks?
sounds like that meme, but it's a real question

>>858003
Rohypnol, add it to a drink. I dont know how much you would have to use though, I've never done it before surprisingly enough.

What exactly are you planning on doing? Care to give us any hints?

>>857903

no posting cocks on /jp/ kthx

OP post a picture of it open.

>>857981
Hookers come in all shapes, sizes and flavors. They are human beings and each encounter will be different.

>>858022
Raping my best friend.

>>858067

Oh, oh. Let me guess, this "best friend" of yours also a smoking hot girl too?

lol!

>>858076
No one on /jp/ knows any girls.

>>858063
Each hooker to understand the power that's insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

>>858080
Hookers! I know it's my destiny!

Why on earth would you hire a hooker? That's like paying to give yourself STDs.

>>858076
No, he's a guy. A little chubby, not quite fat. Face isn't that pretty.

>>858088
Are you gay?

>>857947
The only difference is that you will have a sister who will call you a nerd all the time. Probably more often, even.

>>858100
With a hole in her crotch.

>>858100
OP here.

Having a younger sister kinda blows, honestly. She always has trashy friends over, never does any chores around the house, terrible at academics, and is an on and off vegan.

At least she's attractive though, if you forget about the obnoxious attitude she has. I've posted this pic of her a few times here already.

>>858109
I'm the youngest brother, and I have nerdy friends, never do any chores around the house(except cook, which I do most days), above-average at academics(in a family of over-achievers).

I think the youngest sibling will usually end up being the laid-back one.

>>858109

>>858109
I want to have sex with your sister.

>>858109

... well would look at the time!

>>857678
>Soup /b/!

>>858085
Has never employed the services of a quality service provider before.

>>857981
It depends on what you pay for. Some service providers like to give what's called "girlfriend experience" which includes kissing, blowjobs etc, hugging, idle chatter and not kicking you out when you're done. And if she likes you the two of you can keep doing it 'til you're satisfied.

tl;dr you get what you pay for as long as you know where to look for it.

>>858109

Seen that pic before, saved it and fapped to it.

Got any others OP?

>>858150

It can't be THAT hard to get more, surely. Just get a decent digital camera (or heck, a good camera phone) and wait till 2 or 3 in the morning.
If your worried about her waking up, just add Chloroform.

Remember it's not a crime if you don't get caught!

>>858145
>Has never employed the services of a quality service provider before.

Sorry for not sinking that low to begin with.

>>858150

eh, she saved a few on my comp awhlie back, but they were all taken by a shitty cell phone camera, so the quality isn't that great.

>>858163
Oh geez, we've all sunk pretty low to be posting here in the first place.

I think you are a girl anyway.

>>858167
You legend.

Deliver them all, use a dir. dumper if there are too many.

I mean, you honestly dont mind us putting pics of your sister in our fap folders? You glorious, glorious man.

>>858173
fine, I'll put it up on a rar. Give me a sec.

What the fuck is this shit?

Sage for fucking neo-/b/ pseudo-camwhore shit.

>>858178

<3

>>858163
The world of adults can be a scary place. You'll understand that when you become one.

I have a younger sister. We used to fight a lot when were young but we're pretty fine now (I'm 19 and she's 17).

She decided to join the emo crap, has annoying friends and bad taste for pretty much anything. But at least she respects me a lot. She thinks I'm some kind of eccentric super genius because of my tastes so she does anything I ask of her.

>>858182
there you go. There's only like 17 pics though. Not that great.

http://rapidshare.de/files/39777550/anonsis.rar.html

>>858109

Can this pic be X-Ray'd?

>>858189

Yeh my younger cousins think I'm a god basically. My older brother just regards me with disdain.

I think one of the main reasons that I always thought it would have been nicer to have a sister is because they have 1) a maternal instinct and 2) they're more impressionable, so if you actually get them to like decent stuff like animu, mango, video games and so on, then it isn't so bad.

>>858169
>>858188

I am neither female or child. I'm simply too good for that. And by admitting you are sick enough to hire real women, I deem you are both ill. Out with you, summer cancer.

I've just been convinced to pick one up. Good thing I can pay retail for one here.

>>858190
Thanks. Awesome tits - what cup size are they? Oh, and how old?

>>858222
I've always been here. It's the same thing as buying a figure you really want. In fact, I equate them to be the same. You have no spirit.

Can someone post a guide on how you make your sister into an animu and mango fan and all that shit?
She's 12 btw.,so it might be a little too late.

>>858235

Not too late. But really... Be mindful of the ground you're treading, don't turn her into a fatass weeaboo fujoshi.

Keep her away from shoujo and shounen manga and anime for now.

>>858235
Well my cousins were 13 when I first started them off and I just showed them stuff, started them off with Bebop. Moved on to Eva and other stuff. They loved it and they have pretty lightweight but respectable power levels of their own now.

I have also instilled upon them the ideals of how shitty Naruto and Bleach are.

>>858190
>rapidshare.de

>>858263
"Hey, sis. What's your cupsize? Some strangers on the internet want to know."

>>858229
C, supposedly. I just asked her. She's 15 btw.

>>858265
yeah. I've told her about this place before, and she doesn't seem to mind.

My family's kind of fucked up that way.

I'd be more freaked out if he didn't explain that he's getting that information for someone else.

Next thing you know OP's snatching her pants out of the laundry to masturbate sniffing them.

>>858263
>C
>15

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

You lucky, lucky faggot.

>>858277

So if you showed her the thing in the Op and told her that some people on the internet want to see how it compares to the real thing, care to help out? You think she'd go for it?

>>857893
>Or do your sister. Either works.
Oh God I wish I could do my sister. ;_;

>>858277
You know, with all the MySpace, Facebooks and all that other social networking crap, people are used to having their photos and personal information on the internets. It's no longer a big deal.

People who aren't aware of what 4chan is doesn't really mind if you tell them "Hey, I'm gonna post your pic on a forum."

>>858415
>Oh God I wish I could do my sister. ;_;

YOU DONT HAVE A SISTER!

That's funny. I was just thinking about making a thread asking if anyone had actually bought the tenga fliphole after I made that thread about it some time ago.

>>858438
I do, I've talked about her on 4chan extensively because I'm that kind of loser.

She obviously won't fuck me, though.

The fleshlight is a better option for the american penis.

Nobody has compared this thing to a Fleshlight yet.

I found my fleshlight was pretty loose and underwhelming, like fucking a whore or an old woman.

>>858460
Ok then, a question, from a purely psychological point of view what makes you attracted to her? And... I mean, do you have any inclination as to why the westermarck effect hasn't had any effect on you?

I'm genuinely interested in this because it always baffles me how anyone could be attracted to their sister.

You're not worried that she'd look at /jp/ and see her pics and you talking about how much you want to hit it?

>>858473

You got the normal vagina. There are also tight and loli inserts, as well as all sorts of textures to go along with them.

Some sort of diabolic penis-eating machine.

>>858470
She's pretty hot, that's about it? If you want to make up explanations, I guess the fact that her body changed so much made my subconscious consider her a different person.

>>858621

Oh ok. I thought it was one of those 'love' incest stories like that swedish guy on /a/.

Shiiiiiiit.... I wonder what ever happened to him?

>>858647
Oh, I was tsundere sister guy if you're counting. Only she turned out to be too much tsun and little to none dere.

Damn, I miss Incestuous Anonymous of Sweden.

>>858717
Oh, you remember him too? I think he was banned.

I've never heard your 'tale' though, do indulge.

This thread is terrifying on multiple levels.

>>858733

You're not above it.

anyone remember sharpie-chan?

>>858729
Nothing special. Used to be close to her two years ago or so (I pretty much could get away with touching her almost everywhere) she became a total bitch after hitting the age of 16. I now get beaten up every time I get too close to her. She watches animu with me and sometimes acts a bit tsundere (the punches suspiciously rose after we watched Zero no Tsukaima), so I tried a few advances, basically got a "Incest is pig disgusting" reply, Bad End.

>>858473
You should have gotten the extra-tight

I did

it's like fucking a newborn baby in the ass

in a good way

>>858791
How can that be in a bad way?

whats this thing like? is it just like a vibrator or something when you stick it in there?

Fleshlight is superior

you fucking weeaboos

>>858781
Shit. It reminds me of that guy on /jp/ that said he showed his sister Koi Kaze as an 'advance' and now she thinks he is a creep. You gotta make sure the advances are subtle anonymous. Just hints and allusions.

once someone invents the masturbation aid with suction,vibration and all those bells and whistles that also CLEANS ITSELF my life will be complete
fuck cancer research, someone get on this.

>>858826
* guy on /jp/ who said his friend showed his sister....

fucking fatigue.

>>858835
Are you that lazy? It's not like it's hard, they're designed to be easy and simple to clean.

>>858839

My body is also easy and simple to clean, that doesn't mean it's not too much effort for me to take a shower everyday

My part time job at the maternity hospital means I get as much warm, tight and disease-free pussy and ass as I want.

Enjoy fucking toys, you losers.

>>858852

sounds hot

>>858852

Newborns can still have AIDS.

>>858852
>I get as much warm, tight and disease-free pussy and ass as I want
>My part time job

lol Keep dreaming.

>>858852
Former President of A Country, is that you?