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Stimulant drugs in general.

They kill your apetite, and give you lots of energy.

Jump off a very tall building.
You'll never go hungry again!

this is /jp/ asshole at least post a decent image.

reported.

What does green toad eat anyways. Flies?

>>8579460
In the comics Pepe eats normal food like burgers.

>>8579461
The green is the best image to represents my feelings at the moment.

>>8579465
green toad*

Just wait, you'll body will give up after a while. That's how our ancestors survived days without eating anything.

>>8579464
>Pepe
PEPE?!

bump...

I am hungry...

Start eating leaves or gras. It's not filling but it will make the hunger go away for a while.

>>8579464
>>Pepe

so what happens if you stop eating?

>>8579450
Where do you live OP?

>>8579492

Just suck it up. If you don't eat for a day or so you get a second wind and don't feel as hungry, a bit like when you don't sleep for a day or two.
If you keep skipping days like that your stomach will also shrink somewhat.

Also, it's fucking unhealthy, I went from 80kg to 65kg from doing stuff like this. It can mess with your blood sugar, I get that grey blindness for ~30 seconds when I stand up now.
Rice can keep you full. Look for some spare change; go and get some rice if you can.

after the first grueling 24 hours of a fast you can usually get 2 or 3 days of almost no hunger. Stop constantly seeking food to shove in your mouth. Being hungry is a natural state.
Just raid dumpsters and save up stuff for a decent meal twice a week.

If you aren't anorexic thin you've got plenty of fat to survive off anyway for a month. If you are true neckbeard status you could use it anyway.

You get far more fucked up from not drinking fluids than not eating, but most people are in permanent dehydration mode.

Do it if you want to die.
Your body is alerting you that something is wrong. If you feel hungry you need to eat. Eat shit if you really don't have anything to eat, but eat something.

These threads always make me painfully aware how we're living human lives wrong. The average human was a hunter who was always on his feet and doing something, because he needed to survive and there was nothing else to do.
Yet we were born into nice cities and towns and sit down in our homes/offices/schools all day to the point where people have to consciously take up "exercising" in order to be anywhere near to the humans evolution had intended.

>>8579450
> Is there a way to trick my brain in thinking I am full?

yes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

get an adderal prescription

Whatever happen to that guy who's mom was missing for four days?

Reimu angrily shoving dirt into her mouth.jpg

>>8579552
BAWW I SURE WANT TO DONATE MONEY TO THE ZIONIST REGI--I MEAN HAITI RELIEF FUNDS NOW!

THIS COULD EVEN HAPPEN TO AMERICA BECAUSE OF OVERPOPULATION WHICH IS A REAL SCIENTIFIC THING. LET'S START BY SENDING THE GOYIM OFF TO DIE IN IRAN!

>>8579560
And had nothing to eat.

>>8579450
>I barely have any food to eat...
Get over it. Learn to live on one meal a day. What happened to mommy paying the bills for you?

>>8579569
oh no I don't give a fuck about filthy third worlders, sorry if I made it sound like I cared about them. I only posted the video because he asked a way to trick his body into feeling full. Do something like that.

>>8579544
We do not yet have the technology to control our own biology. This much is true.

But I don't see why you put so much stock into such a meaningless existence. Life pre-Neolithic revolution was, as Hobbes put it, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. I would rather we move past our physical constraints than adhere to them.

>>8579450
rice or oats

I highly suggest oats since there are many ways they can be prepared. Warm, cold, you can put pretty much anything on top of them to season them if you can afford it/ want to spend a bit more.

>>8579586
Fuck off. I'm onto you, Jew.

there you go op.

Bon Appetit

>>8579606
i can't belive i forgot the image xDD

drink a lot of water. if you have any stimulants like allergy meds or something, take those. anything with alcohol in it will help you not care so much.

hang out near the door to a grocery store and ask people if they'll buy you a loaf of bread or something. worked for me a few times. one lady even threw in some peanut butter and jelly.

>>8579596
a grade A example of what jewish propaganda is like. They use reverse psychology to try and make people think "oh poor jews, people hate them so much, if only they weren't so hated"

Just sell yourself for some food already.

>>8579613
Get out, reverse-ironic meta troll JIDF devs.

>>8579544
If you learn to feel real (not mental) hunger and wait to eat on those cues instead of habit you'll feel a lot better. Stuffing your face 24/7 out of habit is silly.
If you are truly in a starving situation in a modern setting use smaller plates and lots of water in cooking to trick your brain into thinking you ate a full meal.

Been living off <$40 a month in food forever since I use my extra food stamps for my sister's kids and want to save my autism bucks for internet and computer upgrades.
Doctor says my numbers are amazing so I'll take my chances.

Last week I scrounged three kilo bananas, two kilo bread, an unknown number of tomatoes, four mango, one head of lettuce, three premade sandwiches and a carton of milk in my local dumpster.

Unless you're actively starving yourself or happen to be on Triton you have no excuses for hunger.

the purest way to die. why eat?

>>8579469

Never do that, never ever, once your body stops telling you to eat while you obviously need it is sign of some serious shit about to happen.

Once I didn't eat for almost a week due to depression and meds and when I tried to eat and disgest it was painful and had to call an ambulance, I had an ulcer, go out and get food anyhow before something serious happens, if you insist into not eating at least drink some sodium bicarbonate disolved in water, that will kill your appetite and help you avoid the ulcer