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Why haven't you sucked a large, smelly, slimy cock yet, /jp/?

>> No.8525515

I don't know any trap friends.

>> No.8525512

Clean it up and ill consider it

>> No.8525516

>>8525509
>slimy
You should really get a doctor to look at that.

>> No.8525518

Why Should You Use Mac?

For greater efficiency.
You're a speed freak; you like to be fast.
It bothers you that Windows became the standard.
It's easy to switch any modern computer system to use Mac without physically changing the computer.
To be different
To amaze and astonish your friends.
You like to support the underdog.
For fun; you like challenges.
Just because!

Why Shouldn't You Use Mac?

It's not a widely adopted standard.
You'll find it harder to use Windows such as those fixed on some portable devices like cell phones or other hardware.
It takes a while to become efficient with it.
Some applications have small issues with Mac.
Everyone will know what a geek you are!

>> No.8525519

fuck my cock dude

>> No.8525521

I wish I had a big penis. Everyone seems to have one but me.

>> No.8525523

lulz dick sucking is my favorite jaypee meme

>> No.8525525
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8525525

I want to fuck with someone i know for my first time, i don't want a random to take my virginity. After that i'll go to glory holes all weekends.

>> No.8525554

>>8525525
Oral doesn't count dude. I've sucked thousands of cocks and I'm still a virgin.

>> No.8525559
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>> No.8525564

>>8525521
Small dick people don't tend to wave it around, so you have a biased sample.
There are lots of small dicks out there. So long as you know how to use your ass and mouth no-one will care.
Small dicks can be cute.

>> No.8525562

>>8525554
Put your trip back on Saten.

>> No.8525568

>>8525562
Saten only sucked 27 cocks.
Least last time I checked.

>>8525525
You should give up on that. Just go to that hole, man.

>> No.8525576

>>8525568
So what you are just one of his fans who went to a glory hole after hearing of his tales and decided to surpass him? Congratulations.

>> No.8525597
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>>8525568
>>8525562
B-but i'm afraid. I have not even kissed anyone, i don't think i should be sucking cocks yet. Did you guys went to a glory hole already?

>> No.8525610

>>8525576
Totally.
You hate dicks or something?

>>8525597
Just do it.

>> No.8525618

>>8525509
Because it's smelly and slimy.

>> No.8525627

>>8525610
Tell us some stories.

>> No.8525629

>>8525525
We have been talking for years here anon, so I count as someone you know! would you please suck my cock? it's throbbing excitedly, ready to ejaculate over your tongue... and I want to feel the back of your throat with the tip!

>> No.8525638

>>8525627
I wouldn't expect any stories since I don't go to gloryholes. Nor have any interest in performing fellatio.
I lied about being a fan.
I just like supporting people to do lewd things.

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>>8525629
You sure know how to make someone hot and bothered Anon-kun~
He is such a lucky Anon to get a offer like that.

>> No.8525687

>>8525564
I envy people with small dicks. It sounds nice to know that your cock is so small that you feel completely natural in the role of pleasing other cocks.

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