/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do it secretly.

I can't imagine a more awkward conversation.

>>8517312
ohh dear i canb't i am sick of being depressed and mentally unstable and INSANE

and ready to kill normal people

Tell your parents to fuck off

Do they already know that you're gay? If not, then start with that, or else it will just be too much in one go.

>>8517318
How about explaining to your parents why there is a turd in the toilet with ejaculate on it.

parents a shit

>>8517306
>i am about to confront my parents for me to have HRT

>>8517318

You do realise you will most likely end up hideous?

>>8517331
/jp/: full of normal people

>>8517345

DON'T DO IT
YOU WILL REGRET THIS

You're ugly as fuck right now, and no amount of drugs will change that.
You literally look like a nigger with white skin. Even your hair is bad.

You will end up a hormonal mess with a worthless dick, and still no one will want to come near you.

>>8517331
How can you even NOT flush that immediately? How can the first thing to pop up in your head after that NOT be to get rid of the evidence? Did you just finish up, leave the bathroom and resume life as normal?

me on the left

>>8517356
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nch0Qj_bEDI

>>8517363
Usually, after you cum on the toilet, the logical thing to do is to clean your hands and dick with the toilet paper, then wash your hands in the sink because you're not filthy, and the smell of CUM disgusts you, and THEN to flush the toilet.

But sometimes, after washing your hands in the sink, you forget the "flushing" part.

>>8517365
eye am on right

Kill yourself sparky.

Are you a girl yet?

>>8517393
do you post on /a/ or /g/ by any chance?
I swear i recognize the name, but its been months

>>8517383
>logical thing to do
>wash hands in the sink because you're not filthy
>THEN touch the toilet again

Try again, you disgusting sack of shit.

you guys are shooting for the high score, aren't ya?

Post pics, we will judge if you'll look any better or not.

>>8517460
Waiting warmly.

Sage for shitty thread.

>>8517500
Me too, what the fuck? When will this fag get back here?

>>8517331
Now, I'm in to a lot of weird stuff, but dude.

Not OP but

am I pretty /jp/?

>>8517540
Start hormone therapy and don't smile like a faggot eating a lime and you'll be fine.

Bumping for more /jp/sies posting pics of themselves wearing dresses.

>>8517540
you look young. Too young

i thought you were a girl in the pictures you showed so far. jesus christ, dude. you're really fucking wacked out. good luck with hrt!

>>8517544
Too young would be like 9. He doesn't look THAT young.

>>8517540
Not really.

>>8517540
You owe me a new keyboard, kid.
I should think vomit isn't good for it.

>>8517544
I turned 20 a week ago.

Sorry for deleting the picture, I do not want anyone trolling with it or making fun of me in the future.

>>8517554
It's fine, I saved it for everyone to see.

>>8517554
>20
what the fuck

>>8517557
oh god, now I'm fucked

>>8517557
Thanks, you saved me a lot of trouble, I was about to go crawling around in my temp files for it.

>>8517561
you look cute. i'd fuck your ass. don't feel embarrassed.

>>8517567
Doesn't foolz have image backups?

>>8517557
I would make love to you for hours on end.

>>8517557
You are pretty cute.
I'd slide my meaty spear into your anus, if you know what I mean.
No homo.

>>8517554
20 is a fair bit too late. You'll look like a transvestite, not a little girl. You may manage to become a good looking transvestite, but nothing more.
Really, if you're past puberty then you should forget it. Grit your teeth and be a man.
Also, it's probably just a stage. Looking at all those traps in hentai fucks up your brain, life won't get better, it will get WORSE.

>>8517588
I still like girls but I want to be one too. It's alright, I was not planning on taking hormones anyways.

>>8517583
Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that.

>>8517588
>You'll look like a transvestite, not a little girl.
But he looks like a girl already lbmao

>>8517557
>>8517557
>>8517557
More?

Please?

>>8517588
Don't let this hater turn you off from the idea.
Become a cute trap and be the /jp/mansion bicycle.

>HRT
Just because you want to be the little girl doesn't mean it's possible or a good idea.

>>8517557
Shame about the jawline. I remember when I used to be mistaken for a girl almost every day when I went to the bakery.

Alas, HRT would just shatter dreams by giving an imperfect result. I figure the more I put up with this crappy run, the better my next time will be when I die. There must be some payoff at the end.

>>8517685
That feel when mistaken for a girl.
It's priceless

>>8517557
FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANONYMOUS WINS AGAIN
WE DO NOT FORGIVE WE DO NOT FORGET

If you don't regret it immediately, you'll regret it by your mid 30s that's for sure.

>>8517698
OH WOW, I LOLD.

>>8517685
I think you can still pull it off. It's common for women to have a bit more linear jaws these days.

>>8517436
YRES

captcha: breastworks ismeto

>>8517693
Because of the way I have my hair I look like a girl from the back. Every once in a while I'll be walking and then turn and look behind me to see some guy get the most awkward look on his face. Feels good man.

Just do it. You'll see how ugly you'll end up, kill yourself out of depression and rid the world of 1 annoying and obnoxious tripfag.

>>8517693
indeed it is ^^ <3

>>8517719
At restaurant...
Everybody orders
"And, miss" looks at me
"I'll have ..." with very low voice.
Waiters look terrified every fucking time.

>>8517751
With low I mean deep

Join the army and fake your own death. Then you'll be free to become the h0mu you want to be, and maybe snag a willing jypsie in the process. Do you want to become lewd?

Did you do it yet, sparky4?

>>8517561
Don't listen to these anons. The shitposter squad is in full force. You look great already, don't give up!

>>8517726

I think you are cute and would like to get to know you better. Would you like to have tea together sometime?

>>8517808
can I cum?