/jp/ - Otaku Culture

y10nrdy has some pretty horrible hands.

Holy fuck you've got some stubby fingers.

You have the hands of a slav. Your sheets also look very slavic.
Are you a slav?

Smooth as a baby's bottom

>>8508277
Are you some kind of hand expert.

Tell me something about mine!

>>8508268
You really think so?

>>8508277
Nope. I'm kazakh.

I'm left handed.

>>8508296
what the fuck

My hands have been described as being akin to those of Voldermort.
Take that as you will.

Also, make a ring by linking the tip of your middle finger and your thumb. Now try getting your other hand through that ring. Can you do it? I can.

>>8508296
Are you a Ashkenazi Jew?

too lewd

Soon someone will ask for feet and you'll post that, then hair or eyes. After a while welcome to /soc/ 2.0

Tell me about myself /jp/

>>8508294
Clearcly a slav.

Quick, everyone post pictures of their armpits.

>>8508329
I would lick them.

>>8508294
Elegant fist of the little girl all of us wish to become one day.

>>8508311
This hand reminds me of ulillillia. You must be autistic.

>>8508339
Ewww, Anonymous what are you saying!!

>>8508329
Kinda gross.

>>8508302
I can feel the smell of sweat and rusty cum.
Have you considered getting a flip hole?

My hands look like shit.
Most of the time they are really red and sometimes even bleeding.
It's because I wash them too often. I think I might have an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

>>8508355
Use some cream

>>8508361
Want to be buddies, russkey?
I really like your hands. :3

>>8508363
sexy as hell. 10/10

i'd suck your cock dude.

>>8508347
I don't think any hunk of rubber could compare to my dexterous and flexible hands.

Now imagine being surrounded by all these hands stroking your cock and fingering your anus~

If you're going to post a picture of your hand, at least take a picture of your hand with your cock in it

I don't have a camera to take a picture of what my hands look like but really similar to the hand in my pic except worse, dermatillomania sucks. I always have the urge to pick at the skin on my hands, thus the red spots, people think its like an std or some shit.

I've always said to myself I should just wear gloves but I don't know of any good casual wearing gloves, wearing some types of gloves would just make me stick out even more.

>>8508393
get out pig disgusting women

>>8508393
Who did you dismember to get that hand?

>>8508396
your mum :)

>>8508395
>>8508396
The shirt is covering the back of the hand disguising that it is in fact a mans hand. That person won't post the back of it because they either took it off /soc/ just now (like most pictures in this thread probably) or to not be found out.

Word.

>>8508405
Those fingers look too thin to be male.

>>8508409
No one cares about your hands, you shitposter.

>>8508264
I just realized that my hands are very small

>>8508414
You're fat aren't you

>>8508411
:c

Ask a blue collar worker anything.

>>8508411
I care.

Jesus, do you guys ever wash your hands? Come on.

>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/soc/

>>8508426
Can I suck your cock, dude?

>>8508393
Hey my friend :3

>>8508393

>>8508437
Filco Majestouch Cherry-MX Blue "Otaku"

>>8508422
Not even fat, man, fuck you.

>>8508441
>Tenkeyless
>MX Blues
>Paying for Filco
>Blank keys

How horrible.

>>8508443
I'd still suck your cock, dude.

>>8508446
Are you kidding, it looks awesome.

>>8508446
It's a Leopold

OKAY, HOW DID SO MANY OF YOU FAGGOTS GET PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND?

>>8508329

Is that a phone or a dildo?

>>8508454
>not filco
Boner lost.

Also, females don't belong here.

>>>/cgl/

>>8508394

>>8508355 here.
I have this problem, too.
There are some places on my fingers where I always bite the skin off. It's not only when I'm being nervous, I do it all the time and I don't even notice it.
That's why I don't like to show my hands to other people. It's also because I wash them too often, so they look twice as shitty.
I imagine other people feeling really disgusted by my hands.

>>8508467
Silver Surfer what are you doing on /jp/

Is it me, or all these hands look somewhat similar? And similar to my hands as well.

>hand-whores on /jp/
/jp/ suddenly turned /soc/

>>8508471
Caucasian and five-fingered?

What the fuck, mine too!

>>8508439
get yourself some vitamins or something

>>8508467
I'll probably be the only one to see what I did here.

>>8508481
Whoa, weird.
Wait, do your fingers have fingernails too?

>>8508481
caucasian means nigger is russia.

>>8508455
It's a very fashionable phone.
It's a "cobra". And an original from the 60ties, too.

Too bad it's very bothersome to actually use.

>>8508474
dammn right! only your husbando is allowed to see your hands. get those whores out of /jp/

Epic thread where people post photographs of their hands! Archive this shit!

>>8508487 oldshool

>>8508482
Probably

I mean, who the fuck is Chopin

Male hands are gross.