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b)
>She's cold and feels like an onahole.

a)
I'll find my perfect onii-san to fuck instead.

What a stupid ultimatum. I can't view Cirno sexually and even if she was the fire of my loins, I'd still pick a).

Easy.

>>>/a/

b
fuck being a girl

infinite sex means I'm immortal, so b

>>8501447
Loophole found.

What if my idea of a perfect sibling is a Cirno who will have infinite sex with me, as well as being there when I don't want sex?

>>8501446
Thread is now about insulting this fudgepacker.

>>8501447
Can't happen. Fairies and gensokyo aren't real unless you pick b.

>>8501446

>>8501454
>fudgepacker
There are people in the world who literally pack fudge for a living, and they're the butt of every joke.

>>8501456
Cold fairy or warm brother/sister?

LET ME PICK.

If you honestly find sex more important than a perfect life, you're no different from those normalfags out there.

>>8501464
I've never heard that joke before.

>>8501460
I might be mistaken but I'm pretty sure "those normalfags out there" also want a perfect life with their 9 car garages full of lambos and be a ceo who plays golf all day.

They don't think being a little girl is "the perfect life".

>>8501460
Not sex, Anonymous.
Sex with CIRNO.

>>8501477
Even sex with every beautiful 2D maiden out there at the same time, it's still sex. There used to be people on /jp/ who think with more than their penis. Sex isn't some kind of ultimate goal in life. Sure, sex is good, but I'd rather have an infinite supply of translated VNs or something. It's not THAT special.

>>8501491
If you really didn't care about sexual pleasure (the goal of sex), you'd be asking for a lifetime of family-friendly VNs. Would you do that?

>>8501491
Don't worry--many of us feel the same way. After all, we're not all hypocrites who obsess over purity one minute then talk about gang banging Touhous the next (no matter what the /jp/ hivemind might suggest).
Still, these are just fun ultimatums (ultimata?).

>>8501497
If that includes normal eroge just with the sexual content cut, sure, sign me up. The ero in VNs is terrible 99% of the time anyways.

Just imagine it /jp/

You're a cute little girl in a huge country mansion. Sitting around napping, drinking tea all day without a care in the world. Do what you want all day every day, you can even have the maids rape you whenever you feel like it. It truly is the perfect life.

Or you could sit a home, like you are right now and have sex with a cold, wet fairy who feels like a dead onahole.

>>8501497
"He doesn't turn off adult content or get the all ages versions because he's too uncomfortable and insecure to watch erotic scenes, particularly when the protagonist has a larger penis than him and the screen says naughty words like 'dick' or 'pussy'!" -- Anonymous people mocking Tokiko.

>>8501491
Sex is the highest form of carnal pleasure, aside from stuffing your face with delicious food after starving for a few days. That in itself makes it hold some merit.

This is a abysmal thread and you should feel bad for posting in it.

a but only if i get a big brother who holds me on his shoulders and teaches me the ways of life... hhh...

a

so easy.

>a) Wake up as a pretty, cute, rich little girl with the perfect parents, siblings and life in general

Always wanted to have nice parents and a family, brothers and sisters are a bonus~

A, obviously.

Anyone who doesn't pick a, should politely get out of /jp/

a. sucks, I would never want to be a girl.
b. sucks because I adore Cirno and would never want to just use her for sex

I'll break through your shitty destiny crap and choose a different option.

c. Reach Gensokyo and find Cirno on my own. Give her flowers, treat her well, marry Cirno. Best end you bastards!

b)

If I could be a shota or a trap then a).

A ;_;

A happy family that never fights or has to worry day-to-day about being able to afford the cost of living. No painful divorces. Life as a beloved little girl with the power to make everyone happy just by smiling and giggling unlike being a grumpy, frumpy social reject who couldn't find trust or love or make the world a better place in the slightest despite best efforts...

A.

Sounds cute and NEET.

Notice how a) doesn't specify that you'd be 2D. Fuck that, I'm going with b.

>>8501560
Neither does B. Why is /jp/ so full of kids who can't look past their fapping.

>Infinite sex with Cirno, any way you like
>any way you like

I like my sex to be consensual, loving sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation after a long, pleasant day of spending time with my lovely wife. I consider the time spent together to be an extension of sex, emotional foreplay.

So I choose b. And impregnation and being a parent is my fetish, so I at least get to have several cute fairy children.

Don't like it? Well maybe you should choose your words better next time, OP. Never underestimate how disgusting and complex a citizen of /jp/'s fetishes can be.

tough choice for me, as I'm one of the few people on here who is content with being male, and I'd always wanted to bone a fairy. That said, I could adjust to the change given time, made easier by the ample funds, better siblings and lack of psychological imperfections, which is why I choose (a)

>>8501537

>I'll break through your shitty destiny crap and choose a different option.

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B. I'm a heterosexual male with no interest in being the little girl.

Neither, a) scares me and b) is all sorts of horrible.

>>8501435

a.
a.
a.
a.
totally and utterly a every single time. I'll just find another girl to rub crotches with.

>>8501563
Sexual repression

>any way you like
What if I like sex as being a pretty, cute, rich little girl with the perfect parents, siblings and life in general while being fucked by a lewd, futa Cirno? All I have to do is spend the rest of my days with Cirno's cold, icy cock up my ass and I am golden.

wow, i don't know we can submit in japanese

B

Already have perfect parents and why would I want to be a girl? I'm not gay.

A. Who would actually choose B?

definatly a)

A

>>8501644
Sparky you magnificent motherf*cker! Where have you been?!

>>8501599
It's not gay if you're a girl, idiot.

a) please

I don't like icy girls but I'll choose B anyways.

>>8501652
at my home on the internet and 2チャンネル

the excessive discussions of touhou on /jp/ really bores me

>>8501670
Go back to 2050, Sparky.

A. I like Cirno and I bet sex with her would feel nice, but I'd rather just hang out with her or something. Sex isn't everything in life.
Also, being a rich little girl sounds a lot more appealing to me.

>>8501657
Keep telling yourself that.

>>8501685
>I'd rather just hang out with ⑨ or something.
This is the exact reason why I picked A

>>8501682
This whould be good for me

the past sucks away

CIRNO

ALL DAY EVERY DAY

>feels like an onahole
>rich little girl


$$$ can buy lots of onahole's

Make a pimp decision!

>>8501713
/gee/ is not your home, Sparky. I always see how they bully you. And that's because they don't understand you or anything about how harsh real life is. They are just older /v/ kids who partake in the construction of ``gaming rigs.'' You belong here. Please, stay with us.

>>8501713
Do you still wear skirts, Sparky?

>>8501755
/jp/ is Sparky4's home because Sparky is from Japan.

Please refrain from bullying my friend. It causes him a lot of grief. If you need to flame someone, flame me.

>>8501767
> Sparky is from Japan.
Don't worry--you can play it off as irony.

A all the way!

>>8501759
yes
>>8501755
^^ MSX threads?

>>8501777
I know W.C. pretty well. We've chatted on IRC for three years now. And yeah, I know about the pictures mr_vile and LiteralKa put on Facebook, too. Again, not exactly private information we're talking about here...

>>8501767
Shut the fuck up, you're getting really annoying lately.

That's a tough one. I think I may go with a. Since I am rich I can just buy Cirno and fuck her then.