/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kill yourself.

>>8455101

>>8455098
Rob the hotel! Do it!

>>8455105

Call your papa.

If troll, go away and stop shitposting.
If not troll, go to a U.S. Embassy or Consulate and ask for advise, you're in too deep.

>>8455111
>thinking there's even a chance that this isn't copypasta

>>8455111

Yeah, if you're not trolling go find the Embassy. That's travel 101, dumbass.

If troll, kill yourself.
If not troll, kill yourself.

Go camping in Aokigahara.

Just tell the government. Free deportation!

You are screwed. One does not simply go into a foreign country and expect to live there without having a plan or something.

Run away while you can. I heard japs doesn't get along very well with wanderers. Specially if they come from another country.

Say "kisama" to people wearing tattoos.

Become a man slut. I heard japanese women like gaijin dicks

>>8455119
It's not.

sounds like some nigerian prince scam

>>8455111

I don't know how to get there or where it is and you can't walk anywhere in this place, everything requires a car or public transport.

>>8455158
You have an internet connection, time for Google Maps.

U.S. Embassy in Tokyo:
日本
〒107-0052 東京都港区赤坂１丁目１０−５
03-3224-5000

>>8455098
honestly the best I can give you is 3/10

I don't think this really happened.

>>8455183
ofc it didn't happen , its not that easy to get a working visa in Japan, no 1 goes to Japan before he gets confirmed to get a working visa.

>>8455166

Fuck that's a 4 hour walk from where I am. What will happen if I get there? Will I get arrested? I think I'm going to rob these assholes because they are not even here...

Wait a minute, if you bought a one-way ticket and have no job, how did you get through immigration?

>>8455197
hey OP how about you suck some dick, you shit face :3

I mean honestly are you that fucking retarded that someone will believe your full retarded story?

Stupid /v/ or /b/ trash is again on /jp/

Is this one of those choose-your-own-adventure threads?

Oke I grabbed back my money and some more money for food and some new clothes. I'm going to the bus stop now to go up north. tanks for nothing fucking anon

>>8455229
honestly you're 1 of the most pathetic trolls in the last few weeks that visited /jp/

When I see your smile
Tears run down my face
I can't replace
And now that I'm stronger I've figured out

How this world turns cold
And breaks through my soul
And I know, I'll find deep inside me
I can be the one

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay

Seasons are changing and waves are crashing
And stars are falling all for us
Days grow longer and nights grow shorter
I can show you, I'll be the one

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven

'Cause you're my, you're my, my
My true love, my whole heart
Please don't throw that away

'Cause I'm here for you
Please don't walk away
And please tell me, you'll stay, stay

Use me as you will
Pull my strings just for a thrill
And I know, I'll be okay
Though my skies are turning gray

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever

This time, this place
Misused, mistakes
Too long, too late
Who was I to make you wait?

Just one chance, just one breath
Just in case there?s just one left
?Cause you know
You know, you know

That I love you, I have loved you all along
And I miss you, been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you?ll be with me and you?ll never go
Stop breathing if I don?t see you anymore

One my knees, I?ll ask
Last chance for one last dance
?Cause with you I?d withstand
All of it to hold your hand

I?d give it all, I?d give for us
Give anything but I won?t give up
?Cause you know
You know, you know

That I love you, I have loved you all along
And I miss you, been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you?ll be with me and you?ll never go
Stop breathing if I don?t see you anymore

So far away, been far away for far too long
So far away, been far away for far too long
But you know
You know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay
?Cause I needed
I need to hear you say

I love you, I have loved you all along
And I forgive you for being away for far too long
So keep breathing ?cause I?m not leaving you anymore
Believe it, hold on to me, never let me go

Keep breathing ?cause I?m not leaving you anymore
Believe it, hold on to me, never let me go
Hold on to me, never let me go
Hold on to me, never let me go

OP you have dishonoured your country. I order you to commit Sudoku!

>>8455197

Use the fucking subway/train. I'm sure you can scrounge up 500 yen somewhere.

I arrived in a small town north from Tokyo, I'm fucking nervous as hell and shaking. There is wifi in this cafe and the only people stopping here are truck drivers. Not sure what I'm going to do next, I realize I stolen enough money for at least a month. Ill keep you faggots updated.

Do you really think you can enter in Japan without a job, OP?

>>8455098
>I thought I would find a job making anime or mange the first day
this should have been the hint of letting this thread rot with next to no replies

>>8455098
you may be thinking OP is a troll, but a girl in school did this. Except it was France instead of Japan.

>>8458017
Tourists, how do they work?

I'm surprised OP, it takes a lot of dedication to keep a troll thread up this long.

Most people would have given up by now.

>>8458046
They don't buy one way tickets

>>8458058
So? The airline doesn't only sell people round trip tickets. Would you please stop being 12.

>>8458040
This thread has the mange

> I thought I would find a job making anime or mange the first day
You're pretty funny.

u can go 2 the embassy

>>8455210

You find yourself in a crowded street with unfamiliar faces all around you.

Do you:
Try to ask a stranger for directions. Turn to post >>8457436

Do you head down a nearby alley to get out of the busy street. Turn to post >>8456875

Do you continue heading down this busy featurless street. Turn to post >>8456508

By the way, if you go to Japan on a tourist visa, do you have to have a return ticket bought already?
That kind of sucks, I wanted to go there in a year or two, stay until my money runs out, and then leave, having a fixed return date is no fun(and I don't think I'd have enough money to stay the entire duration of the visa).

>>8459300
You need return ticket.
Maximum as tourist you can stay 3 months
you can ask for 3 months more .

So if you are lucky you could stay maximum 6 months, try to stay even 1 more day in japan then what you are allowed you will end up in the prison box at the airport and you have to pay the costs for the trouble.

>>8459308
Bummer.
I wonder how hard is it to reschedule a return ticket if you decide to stay longer?

>>8458008
You lie. There is no free wifi in Japan.

>>8459338
not hard, but honestly , never stay longer than what you are allowed to.

I am not even joking, they will act to you like you are a serial killer.

Anyway 3 months should be enough for you to see Japan as a tourist.

>>8459348
>You lie. There is no free wifi in Japan.

There is in many small sit-in restaurants. You see people lined up at a bar with their handhelds plugged into the wall, and signs advertising the wireless.

It's not really free, in the sense that you're expected to buy food and drink or else give up your seat to a customer, but they don't charge for it directly.

>>8459359
Yeah, like I said, I don't think I'm going to have the cash to stay the entire 3 months, or else I'd just go for that from the start.
I'm thinking more of going for a month to six weeks and maybe adding another two weeks if I feel like it.

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>8459379
Roll over chen. I'll rub your belly.

>>8459348
Fucking this.
All of them are softbank wifi spot or au wifi spot.
Fuck them, foreigners arent supposed to be using their shitty data plan.

OP I call BS,

J-Immigration would not have let you in if you where there as a tourist with out a return ticket. They have that shit on their system from the airlines. I find it hard to believe, but then again, Japan you so crazy.

If they did let you in be ready to be put in the airport jail house and possibly be banned from entering the country for 5 years or forever.

If you overstay that tourist visa you done goofed.
Even if you say you wanted to find work on a tourist visa, while there is no clear rule on that, its a gray area J-Immi. could play around with and fuck you with it.

Just kill a lot of people until they send you home.

They might make you a celebrity though.

Such cases.

>>8459379
Did you know that kopipe was originally posted on the forums somethingawful.com

the more you know~~~~

This thread made me wonder if there are many cases like this. 4chan and internet in general might just have given me an exaggerated view but there must be a lot of weirdos who think they belong to Japan and do stupid stuff like this.

>>8460122
Maybe a decade or more ago, there were some cases like that, but probably not really now.
The prevalent internet opinion these days is that Japan is a shithole after all, you'd have to go there without any research at all and without telling anyone what you're planning to do.

Good morning, I'm far up north now, I met some Japanese farming family and I'm working on their farm right now, they have a very good looking daughter and a son who plays playstation 2 games ONLINE, crazy shooting games with mechs. I didn't even know that was possible. I hope I can marry their daughter soon and get a visa to stay here. Ill keep you guys posted on my new life in Japan. ^_^

As much as i appreciate Japanese culture, why anyone would want to stop and work there more than 3 months is beyond me.

>>8460734
its very funny when they accept you and you get japanese friends.

its 1 thing to go as a tourist , the other to actually live with them and spend time, and the last is the idiot OP who is watching moe anime and is thinking he knows japan

>>8455098
>advice me
advise

>>8455111
>ask for advise
advice

Sun is going down in an hour, hard day of work. I have been driving a 軽トラ picking up a load of empty bags that will be sold. Going to eat soon, it smells really nice. I think I want to live here my whole life.

looks like OP was talented to write fiction-journal

ill keep it short, it was a heavy day of work.

>>8466327
Hmm...