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Hi there. I feel lonely /jp/ so i decided to join your community. What should i do to become one of you? Who should i become? Should i piss to bottles? Choose my waifu? Should i not bath myself? Please help me become one of you.

>> No.8423186

You start by sucking my cock, dude.

>> No.8423198
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>>8423186
This meme is dead.
Find a new retort (or better yet--stop posting catchphrase replies altogether).

>> No.8423193

>Choose my waifu?
Your first mistake. You don't choose your waifu.

>> No.8423195

suck my cock

>> No.8423196

Don't forget to eat your own smegma. We all do this here.

>> No.8423206
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If want to join /jp/ just blend in.

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>>8423193
Agree on this. I never had a waifu or saw the appeal until Tokiko came along. Sure, I'd think some anime girls were cute, but I never really wanted to marry any.

Tokiko changed my life.

>> No.8423216

>>8423198
s my d

>> No.8423222

>>8423198
i'm not gay like ur dad go ask him to suc ur cock sure he wants lol

>> No.8423226

>>8423210
Shut up Archduke. Bring back vip-quality.org instead of shitposting.

>> No.8423237

>>8423210
You have a girlfriend, baka.

Do you ever plan to drop your Tokiko persona? I like talking to you on IRC and text boards and stuff, but when you act in-character as Tokiko you're kind of annoying.

>> No.8423256

>>8423226
Your site looks up to me.

>> No.8423296

You don't become, you just are.
If you are not, then you can't fit in.

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>> No.8423313

>>8423304
> in public
How could someone make such a huge, glaring mistake?

>> No.8423372

>>8423256
Oh you're right, much appreciated.

>> No.8423395

>>8423313
There's always one kid who brings their bodypillow waifu to their college dorm.

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>>8423313
>>8423395

>> No.8423499

>>8423395
Beats being separated for half the year.

>> No.8423539

>>8423206
Thanks, been looking for a guideline for some time.

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