/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because shit-eating grin

Who are you quoting?
Oh, no one. Okay then.

go steal something else

That actually sounds good. If she's taking the lead and being the "man" in the relationship, I would love that kind of love.

Marisa is too good for me. She's a main character, she could have anyone.

The only Touhous I could get are the unknown Touhous no one likes, like Wriggle.

sage for mariASSa
calling in my Sanae bros for a Sanae hijack

You know very well that no Touhou would like you.

>>8412345
I don't think I've seen much Marisa scat.

She's the complete opposite of what I am. If I were to have a waifu, I would want one that I can relate to in some ways.

I gladly accept.

unlike Marissa my waifu is pure

>>8412363
I'm a very shy and reserved person. I find that the only people I can have good relationships with are pushy and outgoing. Marisa would be perfect.

Sounds nice. Why waifu though?

The problem is that she would never even look at me.

>>8412330
I'd be amazed if a girl ever did that to a guy.
they don't, if you want them you need one thing, a fat paycheck then suddenly you can't keep girls off you.

>>8412361

your waifu is a dude, dude

- Not even blue hair
· Expecting me to date you

Is Marisa going to steal my virginity?
If it is with her...i'm fine wit it.

"I'm too good for you? Isn't that you just thinking that you're too bad for anyone? Come on, you know liking someone doesn't work like that. I like you. You like me. Being too good for anyone doesn't stop love! So come on, no more excuses, let's go!"

>>8412371
Sounds like a genki girl would be right up your alley.

No thanks Marisa. I do like you, but I've already seen what happens to girls who try to help out shy guys. Every time.
I think you deserve a longer life expectancy than a fruit fly.

>>8412391
I would literally vomit. And not in the good way

>>8412407
How does one exactly vomit in the "good way"?

stop this roleplaying shit

it's too depressing

I'm not a particularly pleasant person outside of my shell. Then again, going on adventures with her sounds pretty fun. I don't have a waifu so who knows?

>>8412330
>>8412391
Too much fanonshit in here, she doesn't talk like that, go read the books and the games etc etc.

>>8412405
I was thinking the same thing. How often does a girl acting like this not end up like roadkill just as things are looking up?

>>8412424
Da ze~

>>8412391
Who could say no to Marisa?

>>8412330
How could she like me if I'm shy enough to set up a shell, and hence not showing her my true self?
I know that slut is trying to trick me into handing her over all of my magic books, and I'm not falling for it.

>>8412438
MARISA DOES NOT SAY DA ZE
SHE SPEAKS IN A ROUGH MANNER, LIKE
"GOD DAMN FUCKING YOUKAI, GO DIE"
NOT DA ZE AFTER EVERY SENTENCE
SHE DOESN'T SAY IT
SHE DOESN'T SAY IT
SHE DOESN'T FUCKING SAY IT

>>8412330
Eh? She sounds too generic excitable moegirl for me, those are the worst kind, no thanks.

Boring stereotype slutty thief, go lie to someone else. This is a real girl, much better than a disgusting westaboo.

>>8412451
she talks like a japanese applejack i reckon xD

>>8412450
Good people can see good people, shell or not. It's normalfag magic.

>>8412424

That's right. She talks in Japanese. Which I bet you can't even read. So how the fuck would you know how she talks?

The least trustworthy touhou

>>8412451

>>8412451

you seem to have a problem, da ze

>>8412454
Normalfags can do that shit?

Fuck that, I'm gonna be the worst person who ever existed! When I'm done Stalin won't have shit on me!

>>8412451
Why so mad daze~?

>>8412451
DA ZE~

But Marisa, I already have a waifu!

Once I obtain the power of wizardry, me and Marisa will have a spellcaster showdown. The winner will decide who is taking who out on a date.

>>8412455
She doesn't talk like some generic anime hyperactive monkey like fanon has disguised her, she's one of the calmest Touhous, even.

>>8412458
SLUT
SUPER SLUT
MEGA SLUT
TURBO SLUT
QUEEN OF SLUTS
SLUT EMPRESS OF HUMANKIND

GET OUT

>>8412454
>>8412463
Damn ordinary magician.
But there's no such a thing as good people. Only convenient people. Or am I just terrible on the inside? ;_; Please don't look at me now, Marisa.

>>8412477

SCREAMING
YELLING
CAPS
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DA ZE

I don't want someone who steals all my stuff like some crazy sociopath.

>>8412477

>>8412344
>Who are you quoting?

>>8412493
Take it easy, man. She's just borrowing those.
And did you mean cleptomaniac? She's not a sociopath and knows her place well. Being your owner.

>>8412503
>She's just borrowing those.

Borrowing till I die, huh?

>>8412503
>Being your owner
I don't think she considers you property. I think she just feels more like the strong one in the relationship. Doesn't mean she doesn't love you.

>>8412471

Do you know Japanese?

I would love to pull of some role-reversal on Marisa. There is nothing hotter than dominant girls being dominated.

>>8412542
I need more than just pictures. I need dialogue and stuff!

>>8412533
But Marisa isn't particularly dominant.

>>8412533
good thing there's plenty of that out there

>>8412533
I don't have the chutzpah to do that.

>>8412533
Wouldn't you both fight during sex to try to be the one on top the entire time? I can't imagine that's too comfortable, rolling around all the time during sex.

Marisa is German.

>>8412553
Citation needed

I'm actually pretty good with people when I try to be. At the very least, though, the girl needs to give me an immediate response. I'm done putting up with all this quiet girl shit where I can't tell if she's shy or frigid or just boring.

In real life, of course. In touhous, I know I can melt that reclusive, quiet exterior with my charming nature.

>>8412564
She's a European witch.
Her name is derived from "Maria", the mother of Christ (which is only common in Germany--other countries seem to call her "Mary").
Maria is a semi-common German name.
She's blonde.

>>8412567
I agree. 2d shy girls are very cute, but 3d ones make me feel very insecure. Like, I get it in my head they think I'm boring or uncool. And since I'm not much of a conversationalist, I need the other party to do most of the talking.

>>8412553
Me too, seems perfect.

After sleeping with Marisa, I would wake up early, tie her to the bed and tape vibrators to her while she sleeps, set them to turn on in 20 minutes, and go off to the village for a day.

>>8412579
Than can apply to tons of other nations,
in fact maria is more of a eastern-european/russian name

>>8412579
Maria is common name througout Europe, specially in romance speaking countries
>She's blonde
huurrrr

>>8412553
It's a fantasy series, there's no need for references, in fact, she might just have changed her name due to her being a westaboo, she changed her hair too.

I'm terrible with people, so a girl who would do most of the talking and lightly grab me before I run off from feeling awkward like Marisa and help me through things would be great. She'd hug me to calm me down too and pat my head, too.
Why can't a girl like that really exist?

>>8412630
You sound like you want a motherly genki girl.
Those actually don't exist, because they're direct opposites.

>>8412630
Because the world is a cruel place.

>>8412641
I don't want my mother. What are you talking about?

>>8412579
>She's blonde

Yeah because in 2D hair color means a lot.

>>8412646
People in real life don't have green and blue hair?
Huh.

Anyway, it was a tanuki. Do you still love her?

>>8412451
>おおよそ夏だぜ
>だぜ

>>8412551
See a certain Ao Usagi work. You're right.

>>8412630
I thought that too in the past, but then I realized that when someone who talks a lot is around, I tend to get annoyed and make my way to ignore him/her.
I don't think I'd ever find a suitable partner, be it male or female.

>>8412579
>which is only common in Germany--other countries seem to call her "Mary"
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
nope
How clueless one can be?

>Hey, you, this magic shop is my house too you know. You have business or not? If you're just going to hang around every day maybe you better not come back anymore.

>>8412670
only if she has big tanuki balls

She's one of those Touhous that are cool and all but need a spank to tone down their ego.

>>8412646

Blonde is often used to signify western-ness, though. Given she has a western name and appearance it might make sense she's somewhat western.

We don't see many humans, so it's hard to tell. Akyu's hair is pretty dark. Sanae could just be trying to fit in.

It would be interesting if Gensokyo were just a culture where dying hair is much more acceptable due to the population of Youkai and general fantasy creatures, it's much harder to make a bullshit conservative argument(and was easier to do thanks to alchemy/magic).

>>8412690
I agree, she needs a good spanking

>>8412670
But then it's not Marisa, just some youkai impersonating her.

>>8412697
Marisa is Japanese, she's just a westaboo, hence all of her westernness, she had red hair before as well.

>>8412697
Isn't Meiling the only non-Japanese character in 2hu?

>>8412697
Her last name is Kirisame.

>>8412718
Yes, or maybe someone in TD isn't, I didn't read much about it.

>>8412718
What about the Scarlet sisters?

>>8412667
Which one am I looking for?

>>8412725
they're the worst 2hus that's for sure

Anyone trying to make out nationalities of Touhous is retarded. There are some exceptions, but this is the rule.

If you disagree, you're either a butthurt asian-american or some self-entitled european.

>>8412734
Weeaboo.

>that feel when touhou was originally meant to be a game of east meets west but since eosd hasn't seen any new western characters

Isn't nationality of Touhous just Gensokyo? Gensokyo doesn't play by the rules of the outside world, so why would natural hair color play by the rules there?

So what happened to the Western "monsters"/youkai?

Did they all died?

>>8412743
All the westerns had No Ticket.

>>8412748
ZUN CONFIRMED FOR
RACIST
AS
F***

>>8412745
try harder

>>8412741
It's sad. I actually wouldn't mind seeing a middle eastern or hispanic touhou.

Where are all the pictures of Malisa

>>8412751
IWe don't need mudskins shitting up Gensokyo too.

>>8412754
Good question...

>>8412754
> 19 image replies
More than you deserve, f*gg*t.

Gensokyo was (and still is) part of Japan, when the humans stopped believing in monsters (mid 19th century), the youkai settled up in Gensokyo and Yukari created the barrier along with the first Hakurei shrine maiden. Those creatures who still have believers (eg: the Tanuki) don't have much issues travelling between Gensokyo and the real world.

That's why there's no western creatures in there, but there are influences like the SDM and its library.

>>8412773
Yeah because there were no established transport routes between Japan and the Western world before the 1900s amirite?

>no new westerners since eosd
was yukari not a westerner back when she was human?

>>8412773

How can it be part of Japan, nigga

it's another fucking dimension

;_;

>>8412773
That doesn't mean other supernatural beings can't be there. They don't have to be Japanese. What about Alice, Remilia, Flandre, and Meiling? Then there are ones like Patchy and Letty, who don't seem to have any nationality.

>>8412796
> Patchy and Letty, who don't seem to have any nationality.
What makes you say that?

>>8412812
Eh, I just can't place them. They definitely don't seem Japanese to me, but they don't seem to fit anywhere else, either.

>>8412330
Because she's my ideal version of me instead. A theoretical version of me can't be my waifu.

...wait...

>>8412796
I'm saying the reason is because, since it's Japan, it'll most likely not have western creatures.

>>8412793
Not quite, it was part of Japan until the barrier was made, it's still there, except invisible and untouchable, unless the barrier glitches for a second which is what causes outsiders to accidentally enter.

>>8412816
Letty Whiterock is not a japanese name, so there is a chance she could be a westerner.

But what is the point of arguing about the nationalities of touhous?Letty could be a moorish alien from the future for all we know.

>>8412812
Patchy came to Gensokyo in a Western mansion. Letty has a surname that's not really Japanese.

>>8412835
Maybe Norway because of cold and all that.

I don't think this is an argument. More of a discussion. Besides, it seems like the thread's original intent is lost.

>>8412743
The Japanese were weak and just got attacked and raped by Youkai for years until things started to modernize and they stopped believing in them. So the Youkai had to find somewhere else to go.

Europeans just killed all the elves, dragons, fairies, etc. For we are strong, burly men.

Letty is a yuki-onna. To my knowledge there are no stories of such a creature outside of nippon, so it's a pretty safe guess that she isn't a westerner even if her name isn't japanese.

Names don't matter in a fantasy series such as Touhou.

China is from China.
Everyone else is Japanese.
ZUN said it.
The end.

>>8412751

Well, Alice is obviously western but she's from the earlier games originally.

Some of them are definitely based on western words or concepts- Satori for example, and Fairy Wars. But there's definitely not enough emphasis on western stuff for sure. More witches would be nice.

>>8412941
Neither does nationality. Let's make this thread a Marisa one again.

>>8412751
Fuck off with your multicult bullshit, the only races I need in my toohoos are Whites(Specifically the TRUE Whites aka Nordics like Marisa) and Japanese(Like Reimu)

>>8412955
>western words or concepts- Satori for example

What the FUCK

>>8412955
Hahaha you are so retarded.

>>8412965
For great justice.

>>8413000
Ok show the proof.

>>8412751
>middle eastern touhou
Parsee is canon Persian.
True story.

>>8412970
But marisa isn't white

>>8412965
I can't fap to this, but I can't put it in my folder either. But the art is so good.

>>8413005
>According to ZUN in an interview in Chara☆Mel released with Cage in Lunatic Runagate 7, the term 波斯人 (hashihito) refers to Persians, and he thought it would be interesting to try to make a more foreign-looking character, a Persian hashihime in old-style clothes, even if she doesn't really look like a hashihime.
>Parsee, or "Parsi", is the name of the members of the Indian Zoroastrian community. They descend from Persian Zoroastrians who emigrated to South Asia in the 8th century AD.
>Due to her picture in Subterranean Animism, she is often depicted having elfin-like ears. ZUN said in the interview of キャラ☆メル, that her appearance is designed to be suited to a little oriental, or foreign, image.

You can google it to find more interviews. Fuck if I'm going to find them all.

>>8412970
But what about Meiling

>>8413025
why can't you save it?

>>8413029
So that's why Dastard made Super Arabian into Super Parseean.

Isn't Chen Chinese?

I dunno.
She seems like a really good person, but not as a lover.

>>8412373
I've had a couple girls try. But my problem isn't needing to be brought out of my shell so it never went anywhere.

>>8413067
...eh...?

>>8413077
I-I'm sorry Marisa, but I already have a waifu!

But w-we can still be friends.

>>8413077
I like your best friend if that helps. We can at least hang out.

>>8413088
Aah...aaaaah...

>>8413088
it's pretty dangerous to turn down a touhou. You might want to work on your execution a bit more

>>8412373
Believe it or not, when I was 16 I went on holiday to Lanzarote (a Spanish island) and met a British girl there who got me drunk and took me outside when I said that I wanted to and she took my first kiss (she said I was pretty good, too, surprisingly). So we basically became quite close to each other for the duration of the holiday.

When I got back home, we kept in contact over msn and she would regularly use her webcam, asking me to use mine. Problem was, I'd gone back in to my shell by the time I'd spent a couple days back at home and I just couldn't do it. Out of self-loathing I blocked contact with her for a couple of weeks, then found out when I unblocked her that her picture was of her kissing some other guy.

I can't say I didn't deserve it, though. But at least I learned that girls will approach me and will have a good time with me, if I only let them.

>>8413088
Can I ask who?

How can you have a waifu who takes the lead in your relationship? I'm genuinely curious.

I absolutely adore Marisa.
I am no where near worthy to take her as a waifu.

>>8413130
What's so hard to understand?

>>8413114
No, Marisa.
If you go and beat up my waifu, I'll only dislike you.

>>8413114
Reimu.

>>8413149
...

>>8413102
Don't listen to him Marisa, I love you!

>>8413161
My nigga. I always loved Reimu.

>>8413141
I didn't mean it like that!

Okay Marisa, I'll go out with you.
But first, there's one very important question I need to ask.

Who do you main in UMvC3?

>>8413192
Marisa doesn't play such shitty games.

>>8413192
>>>/v/
this is the place you're looking for

>>8412986

Oops, just looked it up, Satori is from Japanese buddhism.

Also possible I was mixing her up with another recent-ish character.

You really know how to break a heart.
As expected of little girls

Humble and sincere, anything else is bitches and whores.

>>8413196
>>8413207
Excuse me for having multiple interests.

>>8413178
What the, is that Leon7? It's not on his account, does he have one of those lohas.nicodouga crap?

>>8413211
>Humble and sincere

But Marisa is none of those anon!

>>8413204

Ah yeah, I was thinking of Parsee, since someone mentioned middle-eastern Touhous and I knew one or the other had an Indian connotation(Satori sounds like an Indian word to me, and I knew it came from Buddhism, so that's why I mixed them up), the Parsi are middle easterners that emigrated to India(I believe).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsee

Not sure how that relates to her character, but I suppose you could swing her outfit being from a camp Bollywood film.

>>8413219
Yea its leon the pic is on another account he has.
I think he created it for posting NSFW since his main account is all SFW.

I bet she does not love ME at all!
Marisa is the sort of girl who only loves you for your cock, dude.

>>8413204

Ah yeah, I was thinking of Parsee, since someone mentioned middle-eastern Touhous and I knew one or the other had an Indian connotation(Satori sounds like an Indian word to me, and I knew it came from Buddhism, so that's why I mixed them up), the Parsi are middle easterners that emigrated to India(I believe).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsee

Not sure how that relates to her character, but I suppose you could swing her outfit being from a camp Bollywood Arabian Nights production.

>>8413238
or your scrap metal

>>8413238
G-god damn you guys...

>>8413149
>>8413178
Well what a coincidence, here she is!

>>8413238
>>8413258
The only thing Marisa is going to steal is your heart

>>8413238
That's not true at all. Marisa's probably never even seen a dick.

It's not worth it.
I lack motivation.

Marisa, you'd be better off finding someone else. I'm really no good.

>>8413271
She already has...

>>8413277
You must be pretty dumb to think saying that'll stop her.

>>8413238
I am okay with this.
..Because the only reason i would stay with her is due to the fact she has a large throbbing cock to pleasure my mouth with.
I dont like Marisa herself at all.

>>8413265
Alright, now that got to me
;_;

I wish I could have an arranged marriage with someone like Marisa who I like as a friend but feel nothing romantic towards but still wouldn't mind copulating with because she's somewhat attractive and hygienic.

>>8413178

>>8413296
I probably shouldn't show you the other two pictures then.

Sorry fellas, the ladies of Gensokyo have no need nor interest in men.

They're best to be just admired from afar.

>>8413265
Poor Marisa....

>>8413314
Right...

>I love you

I'd laugh because my pessimistic mind would tell me they're lying and it's not true.

Thanks conscious.

>>8413314
Say you?

>>8413312
Show me anyway.

>>8413316

Awesome

>>8413305
I just want a girl like Marisa to accept all my faults and just hang out with me whether I want it or not and always try to cheer me up.

>>8413322
>>8413325
The truth hurts. You could never provide for her or give her what she needs emotionally and physically.

....you can't even take care of yourself.

Because Sanae-chan is my waifu.
I bet that ugly brat Marisa cant even hope to pleasure my cock the way Sanae does, dude.

>>8413265
She gets raped because no one would fall for that shitty fake reimu disguise.

>>8413345
But you said she has no interest in any man, which is clearly false. Back to /u/ with you.

Don't listen to all these meanies, Marisa. There's lots of people who love you for you.

>>8413345
I bet you jack off over posting this kind of thing.

>>8413382
>>8413383
Denial is the first step. Also, I didn't say she NEEDED another girl either. Marisa is independent.

>>8413396
Like I said, I bet you masturbate when you make these posts.

>>8413375
I don't like it when Touhous get sexually abused.

Wonder how ZUN feels. Maybe that's why he drinks so much.

Marisa is too headstrong and argumentative to have a relationship with. Sure she's pretty and attractive but that would wear off quickly in light of her abrasive personality and antics. You end up annoyed with her.

Sorry Marisa, I'd turn your advances down.

I wonder when ZUN's gonna marry off Reimu and Marisa to some nice men in the local human village.

>>8413404
Even if you turn her down, she's still probably going to do as she pleases. Best hope your wizard powers are in good form

>>8413403
Skirting around the subject? I see you cannot handle the truth. You sure could not handle Marisa.

Less faggotry, more Marisa.

>>8413299
Well no matter what happens, I'll just ignore her and hopefully she'll leave me alone.
Our two personality types are incompatible and if she grows to hate me for it then so be it.

>>8413316
Why are you posting the image of some blonde girl in miko uniform?

>>8413383
As far as it goes all touhous are asexual. Well except for suwako.

>>8413409
Fuck you, don't even joke about that

>>8412330
Sorry, I already have a lovely 3d wife from Sierra Leone .

>>8413412
I only lose my wizard powers if I ejaculate by her actions. I have top notch ejaculatory reflexes. I would wait till she tires or loses interest and then toss her off, masturbate into a cup and drink the cum to replenish my mana she tried to steal.

>>8413428
I hope it so much. Local loser getting it on with your waifu. The butthurt tears would flow like rivers from a mountain.

>>8413416
Look, Marisa is a girl therefore by definition she lusts for cock.

Damn you, OP, you made me start to love Marisa again. Now I have to hide my grimoires again.

Thanks

Does this kind of girl even exist?

>>8413409
Well Reimu has to marry a man sooner or later in order to continue the Hakurei bloodline and keep Gensokyo from imploding into nothingness. Or maybe she can stay pure and do the emergency manuever of choosing a random person as successor though I think that one is forbidden unless it's, well, an emergency of course, it'd also break the hakurei bloodline and the shrine maiden wouldn't have any special powers.

>>8413451
I don't think she's getting any older. She probably doesn't have to worry about a successor.

>>8413437
To bad it wont happen.

>>8413412
A Touhou's intention can be stopped with danmaku, it always works and it always happens in the games. And it's not like she would be so hasty to get you if you don't like her, she's not those creepy stalker-type of people.

Unlike Yukari

>>8413416
And what is the point? So I can feed your ego?

It's not so much that I disagree with you(I don't) but more about the fact that you sound like one of them self-righteous normalfags who like to "crush ur weeaboos delsuiozn" for their daily ego masturbation session.

>>8412330
>>8412330
But I'd love it if Marisa said those things to me!

>>8413451
Ok understand this the stroys of imaginary characters do not move with us in time.
It could be 100 years from now in the real world and Reimu and Marisa wouldn't have aged a day unless the creator says other wise.
So stuff like what you are saying is completely out of the question.

I like to imagine that Marisa, despite her attempts to act tough, would be really embarrassed by lewd stuff and would never try to rape you. Or if she did, it would be really awkward.

>>8413519
I'm going to fap to the thought of letting Marisa awkwardly trying to rape me.

>>8413519
It's not like being tough and independent necessarily implies she is a slut into lewd stuff.

>>8413451
Not if Yukari has anything to say about it.

>>8413519
Like she tries to push you on the bed, but accidentally slips and falls with you. Then she gets back up and tries to sexily crawl up to your face, and her hand slips and her forehead hits your jaw?

>>8413519
This is how I imagine every Touhou

>>8413554
Moe~

>>8413554
That's more like clumsy, isn't it?

>>8413519
Holy shit, are you me?

>>8413575
Maybe something like, "I-I'm going to r-rape you now," then fumbles with your belt buckle.

Whenever I feel attraction towards a character, I always imagine Wesker beating them up.
If Wesker wins, then I no longer feel attraction for them.

Marisa couldn't even get out of the air throw reset.

>>8413575
Seems more amusing to me; maybe a little charming, if you like.

>>8413489
I didn't say that.

I meant that in her world, expanding the hakurei bloodline is a duty of hers, though hopefully that never gets to happen while we still breathe.

>>8413591
I like you.

>>8413554
I think it'd be more along the lines of her sticking her hand up your shirt and just groping random things with a really determined look on her face. Then trying to undo your belt and pull down your pants with one hand while undressing herself with her other one. It'd be really cumbersome and she'd get frustrated but eventually she'd expose your cock. At that moment Marisa would just stare for a full minute while breathing very heavy. You might be tempted to say something perverted or silly such as, "do you like what you see" or "why are you breathing so weird" at which point she'd yell "SHUTUP 'KAY I'M JUS' THINKING."

Expect her to force her lips to yours without warning and her tongue to twirl around the inside of your mouth while she thrashes her head about and flops on top of you to an abnormal rhythm.

>>8413645
I'm rock hard.

>>8413645
You're pretty good at this. I'm aroused.

You should be writing ero-fiction if you aren't already.

>>8413645
I'd like to imagine her reaction afterwards.
"I love you Marisa."
"...ahh, just shut up! I'll throw my pillow at you! Dummy!"

>>8413600
It wont. Their world is limited to the mind of the creator.
I think ZUN also has already said he didn't want them to be lesbians nor like men. Something about it will cause friction within the fanbase.
Also I don't think ZUN cares about that shit the touhous are like his imaginary daughters.
He doesn't want them to be taken away by some man or woman.

>>8413645
I've fallen in love all over again.

>>8413645
Proceed.

Marisa is a miracle of the universe

>>8413754
>marisa3.jpg
Ehehe~

I was pretty much totally not attracted to her before this thread.
You've done good work this day.

>>8413691
smelly vagina

Tasty little witch~

>>8413766
It looks like Marisa, it's Marisa.

>>8413777

Hopefully ♡

>>8413645
That's how I like it.

>>8413780
But it's not Marisa, it's another girl cosplaying as her. Your filename is wrong.

>>8413784
She really is.

I wonder if Marisa's attitude and stuff ever gets her into trouble...

Someone is uploading these pictures to danbooru~

Oh god, this is going to be so good.

>>8413802
I wonder if stealing more than a nigger and blowing buildings up more than a towelhead ever gets her into trouble.

>>8413754
Is this Marisa? I like the picture, but if it's not her, I don't want it.

Marisa is shapely.

>>8413820

White people actually steal more than niggers, they are just better at it, and steal whole countries instead of liquor.

Marisa feet

>>8413839
Marisa steals like a nigger, she doesn't steal countries. That's the job of a rich, white man.

>>8413802
Nah, she's a pretty smooth criminal.

She probably has really curly pubic hair that forms a sort of wide heart shape. She's still young so it's still a really short bush. Marisa's lucky to be blond though. Her arm hair will be just about invisible from a distance and her peach fuzz will just give her a slight shine when she's in the sun. No worries about leg hair though, she keeps all that very well covered so I wouldn't see that being a problem.

>You're...not really going to do this, are you? It's just a prank, right?
>...right?

>>8412330
Marisa taking lead in date?

Hilarious,
though In all honesty I wouldn't mind.
link 100% related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEwi9DcArA

>>8413857
She got caught by Aya once.

lewd ♥

>>8413919
Her expression and this situation is so hot, but it looks like she's wearing a butt implant or something.

>>8413927
And her nipples are terrifying.

Marisa found something strange...

>>8413942
Her nipples are nice and puffy. Imagine poking them.

>>8412579
Maria is a common name in germany.
Marisa is a semi rare name in germany

>>8413946
Why imagine when I can just poke my own puffy nipples?

>Gagh...u-urgh...an...on...h-help-! Urk! Ah...augh...

>>8414001
Get out.

>>8414111
Why?

Marisa is big!

>>8414001
It seems she ate some bad mushrooms. I wouldn't hesitate to pick her up and carry her to her house or Alice's or Rinnosuke's depending on what's the closest. If I couldn't find help I suppose I'd just have to get her out of those clothes and clean her up myself. There's nothing wrong with her being human and excreting and vomiting when it's out of her control. None of that would stop me from being by her side until she recovered.

>>8414128
Don't post pictures hurting poor Marisa. That kind of image makes me feel worse than anything. If a person was in front of me, dying, I wouldn't feel nearly as bad.

Don't be mean to Marisa!

>waifu
I would report this thread but >278 posts

/jp/ has spoken, we are now /a/.

>>8414172
you mad buthurt autist

>>8414172
Your new is showing.

>>8414135
Bad? More like poisonous.
Look at those rashes, look at her eyes. This is really serious; it could even be fatal. Getting her cleaned up isn't the what you should be worried about.

>>8414135
I'd take her right to Eirin.
This doesn't look like something she could just sleep off. This could be fatal.
Best to play it safe.

>>8414176
>>8414180
Y you do mad? Waifu thread, wut you think of my waifu?

>>8414172
Shut up.

>>8414157
But you can still save her, anonymous! There's no time for despair; pick her up and get her to a doctor! Hurry!

>>8414176
>>8414180
You two aren't better than him either. Now shut up.

>>8414193
Well if an anon on /jp/ tells me to, I better hop to it

>>8414189
I'd jump off a bridge if Marisa died because of my incompetence.

>>8414189
I would, of course. But seeing Marisa like that brings me to tears.
Its literally bothering me enough to keep coming back to the thread as though checking to see if she is okay.
I'm a hopeless person.

>>8414212
Hide and report.

>>8414212
You are not the only sad sack of shit who does that.
I do it too.

>>8414212
Look, she's ok, no need to worry.

How can you say no to this face?

>>8413178
To the guy called acw2097 who is reading this thread.
Do not upload pixiv manga samples to danbooru (24340229_p1.jpg instead of 24340229_big_p1.jpg)
Thank you

>>8414212
She's a strong girl, she'll recover. Although she'll probably be more quiet from now on.

>>8414212
Nothing bad happens in Gensokyo. It'll be a painful, scary ordeal, but she'll be ok.

>>8414275
I don't think even nearly dying can keep Marisa down forever. Hell, I don't think actually dying could.

To the people making a big deal out of >>8414001, I can only tell you from experience that complaining about it will only encourage more people to post it. It's best to just hide and report.

>>8414286
But that post doesn't break any rules.

I want to eat cereal based upon Marisa's danmaku

>>8414279
>Nothing bad happens in Gensokyo

Except to this girl.

This thread is over bump limit, so I was wondering if you guys would mind having a new thread about one of the other girls I could us some help with liking.
Maybe Nazrin?

>>8414305
It breaks my little heart.

>>8414334
>>8414334

Everybody went quiet, and the front page is being shat on.
Boo

>>8414212
I know what you mean. I'm like that with bad end doujins.

>>8414467
There's still room for, what, 50 images in this thread? Why stop just because it's not bumping?

>>8412391
>"I'm too good for you? Isn't that you just thinking that you're too bad for anyone? Come on, you know liking someone doesn't work like that. I like you. You like me. Being too good for anyone doesn't stop love! So come on, no more excuses, let's go!"

I am so pathetic this would likely work on me.

But there is nothing about me that anyone else could find value in.

>>8414914
Nonsense. Marisa finds value in everything including me. I mean, just look at her collection of junk! Which again also includes me

>>8415051
Whaaaat? You're not junk.