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It's for the best. If we won the tournament the board would have been unusable for an hour.

Let is sit and dream of what might have been.

I tuned in after we scored to watch us get fucking raped for the rest of the game

Get Out Of /jp/ really dropped the ball. I guess the pressure of a real match was too much.

Did they play Banjo Finger Powerhouse as our theme?

Hahaha, do you faggots stop being such a fucking losers at anything anytime? I'm from /a/ and even I feel pity for you losers.

>>8374204
Yup, you can see the replay on their channel, and the reaction is pretty funny.

>>8374213
What are you doing on our board?

>>8374213
Suck my cock loli nun from Haganai.

I thought we could always count on Sage and Autism during hard times...

>>8374213
It wouldn't be /jp/ if we didn't lose at everything all the time.

Even AI vs AI computer football matches organized by /sp/erglords.

>>8374223
>loli nun from Haganai.
I am literally rolling on the floor laughing this is comedy gold 10/10 fucking hilarious.

>>8374184
Reported, hidden, called the cops, *click click BANG* broken into your house and came on your dakkimakura.

>>8374229
>>8374223

Yeah!

>>8374213
tell that to the faggots from your board that came here to cry and tell us to "avgnenge our defeat ;__;"

>>8374213
Reported, hidden, called the cops, *click click BANG* broken into your house and came on your dakkimakura.

>>8374219
Just zapping 4chan because /a/ is shit as always. My next stop will be /lit/, I actually like those guys but sometimes the boatd gets too deep for me.

I can't be the only FM2012 autist on this board. For the summer cup we should pool our collective knowledge and come up with a formation that can actually win.

/tg/ beat us because their team was properly prepared.

>>8374291
You do it. I quit FM and W11 when I got into 2D girls and these games just dont do it for anymore. I am not gonna bother with text and pictures of grown disgusting men.

For actual formation, should we go with 4-3-3 just like in real life football?

>>8374309
I'm pretty sure that /sp/ is playing something like a 4-2-2-1 and it is working pretty well for them. I think it is all just a matter of putting your gold players in a good posistion.

>>8374291
No no, there's me too, I deleted the game a couple of weeks ago because it took away too much of my time, though.

I'd like to completely remake and rename our players because it's embarrassing how shit we are. Before anyone's wondering why I care, it's because I like to win, that's all.

>>8374309
Maybe if we actually discussed about formations, we could have won, because that's the only strategic factor. And I hope next time you guys make a better roster, because seriously.

>>8374291
>>8374355

I don't play PES or FM2012 but I'd be willing to chip in.

I imagine the IRC channel will probably last into the summer for the next tourney.

We lost, but it's because we were one of the newer teams that entered and our players didn't really get along with each other. I propose this lineup for the Summer Cup:

GK: Genuflect
RB: Get out of /jp/
CB: Sanae is a slut
CB: Flanfly
LB: HARD GAY
RMF: ZUN
MC: sage
MC: Japanese Bird
LMF: Reported
CF: Autism
CF: Meido

Bench:
LB: White Ren
CF: aikidomaster
CF: pleasure of being cummed inside
GK: tanasinn
GK: True NEET
RMF: Billy Herrington
MC: Hoopdog
LMF: Corndog
MC: Ken-sama
CB: madotsukipuking.jpg
CB: Rika
RB: Bawson

Captain:
Meido

Gold Players:
1. Meido
2. Get out of /jp/
3. sage

I'll have another logo ready for summer.

Possibly with Marisa again, having one of those massive foam hands to point with. And a bird theme again.

Or maybe a Vuvuzela.

>>8374357
The roster was done on the fly so it can't be helped.

>>8374361
If there is one thing I learned from this tournament, it is that gold players are wasted in defence. Make Japanese Bird or Autism the other gold player instead of Get Out of /jp/.

>>8374359
Well I guess we can meet up then,

>>8374361
I would prefer if our player names would be actual names or titles, somehow. Like "Cocksucking dude", "Good girl Sanae". And where's Suigin?

>>8374357
There is nothing wrong with the roster.
I think my only complain is the lack of yume nikki.
/jp/ is that bad, gotta let everyone know.

ITS PRONOUNCE- FAH-GEH-HIT

I think we should try our best to not make it seem like our tripfags dominate the culture of the board, even though it is clearly the case at times.

>>8374385
Why should we lie to ourselves?

>>8374364

Why change the logo? Everyone I saw talking about it in the /sp/ threads and on the stream thought it was one of the best ones.

>>8374374

Yeah, I've noticed this as well. Offense > defense in PES by a fairly wide margin.

>>8374385
Hence the reason why Mugen was removed. Seriously who the fuck put him there?

Anyone else get a laugh out of the commentators?

Specifically how they tried to pronounce Kircheis and Ker-cheese in the pre-match, and their reaction to the /jp/ anthem (which is gold, by the way).

>>8374393
*Kircheis as Ker-cheese

>>8374390
Yeah it's pretty good actually, the logo, that is.

>>8374393
>and their reaction to the /jp/ anthem (which is gold, by the way).
Any way I can see this?

ALSO SUMMER CUP ANTHEM IS DEFINITIVELY...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3FwNLSGxYs&feature=related

>>8374390
I made it and I figure you could just spice it up with a few changes.

We're probably going to have a new roster and new theme, in essence an entirely new team. So you can pull a slight spin on it with the same colours, overall design and such, but with a handful changes.

But we'll see how it goes.

>>8374398
I'd prefer some denpa

>>8374397
http://www.livestream.com/barrel_roll/video?clipId=pla_0698ea95-f941-4259-b872-bafbd0e78dcb&utm_
source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb

It was quite early in the match, so you won't have to watch much. I'll try and find the actually time in the video for you though.

I don't get a "you or somebody else has already reported this thread" error so it must be a new one.

Go the fuck away already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJZuv0Iy3t8
Was this our anthem?
Please tell me it wasn't.
And if it wasn't, it should be in summer.

>>8374417
Okay, skip to 2.45. /jp/'s goal is easily goal of the tournament as well.

>>8374421
I think they used the innocent key fingering song from everyone reaction.

>>8374421
Banjo Finger was our anthem.
I'd rather our original theme on Summer Cup than this shitty knock off.

>>8374417
Yeah, seems like it was the best choice for our anthem after all.

>>8374417
That moment of silence followed by "You're on a special kind of list for having that song on your computer now" was great. The chat reaction was funny as well.

The /jp/ theme would sound like nothing but high-pitched noise whenever we score.

>>8374217

Which video?

>>8374393

It was pretty funny when the commentator had to say suckmycockdude's name.

>>8374464
The silence was the best. Awkward as fuck.

>>8374432
Except that IS the original theme. Just ignore the PV if you don't like it.
I don't blame you, though I choose to like it ironically.

>>8374417
>"It's... it's /jp/..."

The British-ish commentator is supposedly a sucker for chinese cartoon girls.

>>8374509
British commentator is full of bad puns. He's a pretty funny guy.

The British commentator actually commentates fairly well and has the voice for it. The American guys are just annoying.

I sincerely hope that German guy does the summer tournament.

>>8374509
He is homuhomu fan. OK I guess I can forgive them for shitting up the board with this.

>>8374519

Germanbro will be doing the Summer tournament, yes. Apparently he could have done this tournament but he would have needed to start in February.

So we've used the /jp/ theme already?
Have we used...THIS VERSION?
http://youtu.be/xIXaB2UOBPA

I was actually reading a Winter cup thread today and someone suggested to remove the 3 golden players idea and replace it with a 3 bronze players, 2 silver players and 1 golden player idea, for more balance.
Maybe we could discuss the potencial players that could fit these possible new categories.

And by the way, here's the team photo, since we didn't have one before.

>>8374643
Who is moogy supposed to represent? autism?

>>8374643
Fantastic! Why wasn't this uploaded yet?
As for the new roster, Goalkeeper should be Genuflect for obvious reasons.

>>8374643
Other than Saten it's a decent team

>>8374643
change moogy with bawson and we have a deal.

>>8374656
Yes, autism.
It was the best I could find.

Why is /jp/ Mexico

>>8374643
Will they let us make our goalkeeper a gold player now? That's the easiest way to win.

Wait, what the fuck is up with all those huge number of goals scored in some matches? 9 /x/ - /k/ 13? What the fuck?
I completely forgot about this today, but uh, it doesn't really matter.

>>8374674
¿Algun problema, puto?

>>8374685
What? The /k/ - /x/ game today was only 2-1.

Summary:

We played strong early game, then crumbled every time.

Should have made a defender gold, we had 0 defense. Embarassing.

Not ironing out a formation after choosing to compete was a bad idea.

Takeaway:

/jp/ played like true /jp/ers, starting strong but never finishing anything.

Also, although I somewhat enjoyed the cup this really should be kept in /sp/.

I wish I was there to see the 1600 viewers react to BANJO FINGER POWERHOUSE

>>8374709
The main threads should be kept in /sp/ but the board specific things are meant to be discussed in those boards. It would be dumb if we used the /sp/ thread to discuss whether or not to keep the Banjo Fingering song as our anthem.

>>8374716
There were only 600 people watching that game. Since /a/ and /v/ got knocked out early a lot of them probably stopped watching.

Oh wow, there's people in here who cares about that shit? Hahahaha just kill yourselves.

>>8374716
You can't see shit in that spammed stream chat anyway.

>>8374717
Remind me why that would be dumb.

>>8374729
Oh wow, there're people here who still can't speak English?

>>8374717
/sp/ can support this since their thread can go up to 500posts instead of the usual 300posts
I bet they wouldnt mind a few extra posters.

>>8374709
>We played strong early game, then crumbled every time.
How typical.

>>8374704
Ah, I see. I was just being retarded and not reading that thing correctly.

>>8374747
*there're people here who still care about that shit

Thanks for correcting me, I wasn't sure about that one. But still, just fucking kill yourselves. Reported as fuck.

I hope /tg/ wins tomorrow.

I just switched moogy and bawson as someone requested.

>>8374676
I'm not sure, but I don't think they will let the Goal Keeper be a gold player.

>>8374787
Is there any JB image that shows it from the front? I've seen a couple of them posted on /jp/ before.

In terms of a new roster, we need to fix Corndog Tenshi's name, because it's been both "Tenshi" and "Corndog" without ever (I'm pretty sure) being the full thing. I'd also be all for adding Madotsuki and prefer her actual name to "madotsukipuking.jpg". (Also fifteen character limit on names.)

There's also Rainbow Wizard, KS Dev, American Miku, Chocolate Aya, Rika With Guava, Ryukishi07...are there any IdolMaster memes? I don't play the game or follow the threads.

>>8374787
>I'm not sure, but I don't think they will let the Goal Keeper be a gold player.

This is correct.

Also, since I forgot to mention it, given "sage" was made a player, Autism's head could be the ribbon.

This thread is why /jp/ is so shitty.

>>8374834
/jp/ has always been shitty. This thread hasn't always existed. Intellectual checkmate.

>>8374834
who gives a shit

>>8374787
Can we replace Cirno with Ken-sama?
Having more than one Touhou in the team is too much, I think.

>>8374842
/jp/ would be 500% not as shitty if these threads were gone forever.

The American commentator reminds me of slowbeef.

>>8374421
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jxhalc8178&feature=related

Teehee

We really need to think about the roster for Summer Cup. Some of the choices for Winter one were terrible.

>>8374854
/jp/ would be 1000% less shitty if you killed yourself.

>>8374851
Replace Flanfly

How sad i was cheering for /jp/. Oh well, summer cup will be the revenge of the otaku.

>>8374851
Hmmm, I think the team needs more Touhou characters. Let's get rid of Getoutofjp-chan, Lewd anime sign girl, and flanfly.gif and replace them with Patchouli, or whatever other Touhous there are besides Cirno.

I would have suggested Kircheis, but I noticed /a/ got him first.

You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. "OH MY GOOD, CROSSBOARD FOOTBALL TOURNAMENT EPIC LOL!!" You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really really worry about the state of my generation. Where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

There's half a year left until the next series.

The choices will most certainly change, and the team will be very different from the ones you pick now.

For those of you worried about the roster, just save it until the summer cup. I'm sure there will be threads, we can brainstorm and vote.

>>8374882
/a/ had more jurisdiction over him since he came from an anime.

>>8374886
Anyone knows what is the length limit for names in that PES game?

>>8374899
I am pretty sure you can input kanji and kana since it is Winning 11 afterall.

>>8374887
>GOOD

shit if you copy my modified kopipe couldn't you at least change that typo?

>>8374851
I tried to use the Starting Lineup from
http://4chancup.wikidot.com/jp/
the only bench player I used was Billy, beacause I didn't know what to use as the "Suck My Cock, Dude".
And yes, I tried to use that guy from the gay DVD "Dude, suck my dick", but it just looked too silly.

I can try to put him in Cirno's place, if you want.
Do you have any good picture of him?

>>8374820
I don't have the picture, sorry.

>>8374899
15 characters.

>>8374887

>>8374364
I support the current logo. Do you have it in higher res?

/fa/ggot here.
Told you yesterday why lol... The tournament is ploted the winners are Leddy's favorites.

Man football/soccer/sports in general are boring! Why you guys don't do your own tournament in a fighting game? I would love that.

Like IDK use Mugen? The thing is that making characters there is so much complex. Or hell use Soul Calibur 3 or 4 character creation...

>>8374954
its a fancy week long series of coin-tosses with weights on the hosts' favorites

MUGEN is out because its not so much hard to creat character as it is to balance them, you can make characters as weak or as strong as you want.

>>8374954
>The tournament is ploted the winners are Leddy's favorites.

I thought the whole RIGGED thing was debunked live on camera today.

Also, does /jp/ have "dibs" on use of Sader ahead of /a/?

>>8374954
/jp/ is too lazy or depressed most of the time to do any of these things.

>>8374954
I would like to see /v/ do that. It would be hilarious.

>>8374367
This. The whole roster was done on one late morning, so the name selection variety wasn't that great, although ~20 people did submit a vote for the choices.

>>8374821
>Corndog Tenshi
That would be my fault. I just took the two and combined them together to clarify what it's referring to.
>Why is Tenshi eating a corndog so cute?

>>8374972
I would think /jp/ has dibs as Saber is a VN character.

>>8374843
You and the faggots from other shitty boards are the only ones who don't care. So fucking reported.

Can we create a section on the wiki where we could insert ideas and such? Similar to what /k/ are doing.

http://4chancup.wikidot.com/talk:k