/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8369274
do bears shit in the woods?
this is /jp/

>>8369275
They shit in caves, so..no?

>>8369274
That is a strange question to ask here.

On an almost daily basis, yes.

Escapism is like our water.
Some people may say that it is a bad but I think that delusions make this world go round

>>8369320
There would be no ambition with out it.

It's pretty much all I do

I do. My most recent one is that I am working for the railroad. Its late and cold outside. I am doing a routine inspection of a military train thats stopped off at our depot do to a crew shortage. It seams a bit strange but I just do my job as usual with out asking questions. I get to a most curious boxcar. The inventory puts it at 20 tons, hydro turbine parts, but this car is only certified for a light load, 5 tons max. I notice the door is not even latched properly. I move to inspect the lock when I hear a strange sound coming from within, the sound of air flowing. My curiosity gets the better of me, I know there is no one around, the crew, guard more like, was all at the depot. So I enter.

My eyes could not have been more shocked. There in the back of this dimly lit car was cage taking up the whole back side of the car. The bars were thick as the rails. There certainly something setting in the middle of it but with the poor lighting it was hard to make out. From here it looked like a pile of rags. My common sense was telling me to forget what I had seen and leave this place but the darker part of me pushed forward. There, staring at the wall was a young girl, could have been more then 13 years old, dressed in old fashioned clothing. Her hair was hard to make out in the darkness but the color could not have been any shade of brown. Though I was the only thing moving in this place she took no notice of me. Finally even with the bars and my eyes becoming fully adjusted to the light I gaze in to the cell. All reason seams to have left the world, because there in front of me sat Kioshi.

>>8369274
No, they are ZUN's daughters and I don't think it's right.

>>8369464
You dont have to fantasize about them in a sexual way. In fact its better that you dont. Theres plenty of porn to feed your primal urges. Touhous are better for your sophisticated side and your soul.

>>8369491
Ero situations are OK though surely!

Yeah, of course. It's the reason I still try to get better at things, because I keep imagining them cheering me on even if they actually wouldn't do that.

Yes, it's what makes me being able to fall asleep at night.

She payed no attention to me, not even a glance. Just sat there staring in to space, like a doll. She looked almost dejected, as though her spirit was in another place. I finally mustered up enough courage to speak. "What are you doing here?" I asked. This was obviously Kioshi and she exists, then she should not be here. She still did not move. I next tried to get her attention by hitting my flashlight off the cage bars. She did not stir. Doubting whether or not I was even in my right mind, I just said her name, "Kioshi?" As though she was waiting for it, her head turned to me.

Thats as far as I have gotten on this one. I used to be able to dream about what I was thinking about before I went to bed. Nowa days, Its completely random and never about Touhous.

>>8369491
>In fact its better that you dont. Theres plenty of porn to feed your primal urges
Are you parting from the principle tha sex is a bad thing? That's so christian of you. I don't see anything wrong in dreaming with them in a sexual way, as it doesn't make me see them any lower. I just call 3DPD whores because their actions contradict their beliefs. And because they are whores.

>>8369570
There is only one time I can completely focus my mind on a fantasy and that is when I lay down to sleep. I cant even when I am out in the garage smoking. Its strange.

>>8369521
I do that too. I got myself locked up in an existencialism crisis, and don't have any things left to fight for.

>>8369613

It's more because I'm lazy, and they help me get started at actually doing the things I need to do.

>>8369605
Its not that. I just think that your favorite Touhou deserves more. I would rather form a relationship with one. Now if your sexual thoughts fall in to that line of reasoning then we are of like mind. The only time I bring sex in to my Touhou fantasies, generally, is in some way part of a long and pure relationship. This is obviously all opinions.

But I am just a man. I do sometimes mess up. Take Remilia, shes overflowing with sexuality. Even I something think about her while I am laying in bed. But look at her, no moral man could look at this picture with out imagining her in the nude.

All the time. In a non-sexual way, of course. It helps me fall asleep and keep my mind off of how bad everything in reality is.

>>8369680
Oh, I get that. I really like her in that sense too. Well, that's ok then. Just don't restrain yourself too hard.
I mean, even if we sexualize them, it's not like they are becoming objects of lust to us, it's just adding a bonus to their other qualities. Thinking like this I even get kinda proud of their lewdness.

>>8369680
>>8369680
>Take Remilia, shes overflowing with sexuality.

I've got some bad news for you, bud.
Remilia is, basically, a vampire made out of a female child. You're fantasizing about a walking corpse. OF A CHILD.
That's beyond sick.

>>8369732
>You're fantasizing about a walking corpse. OF A CHILD.
What's wrong about that? Enlighten me.

>>8369732
Your Remilia is not the same as his Remilia. Black Tewi and all that.

>>8369680
I can't imagine what kind of relationship I'd even have with one assuming they existed. So I'll normally just enjoy the fluffy stuff.

>>8369745
Oh, I'll enlighten you all right.

>>8369751
>Your Remilia is not the same as his Remilia. Black Tewi and all that.
Are you trying to say his Remilia is an adult? It's one of Remilia's main traits that she's a child vampire. That's like saying "your" Cirno is a slutty woman in her 30s. Touhou IS open to interpretation, don't get me wrong, but even that has some limits. There are people who forget there's actually plenty of available canon Touhou material.

>>8369772
Black Tewi is disgusting secondary thing for people too lazy to read canon.

>>8369760
Ah thank you, just make sure to leave that on the corner of the room. I hate it to have my eyes bathed with too much illumination.

>>8369772
She doesn't look like a walking corpse child either. Also I happen to like adult depictions of Remilia. Even though the canon stuff is enjoyable, playing with it is even more enjoyable.

>>8369777
And secondary versus primary is insecure people's dickwaving.

>>8369783
>>8369731
Its, its, beautiful. I never knew Remilia on her period pictures existed. The only period related picture I have is this one.

>>8369802
>adult
>remilia

I dont think so. Remilia is fine as a loli. But shes hardly a child. Shes around 500 years old. The best lolis are the lolis with the minds of adults.

>>8369274
Of course.
When I'm on my bed, trying to sleep, many times I let my mind wander into Gensoukyo.

>>8369817
Right? I love those pics! I'm not even atracted to menstruation in other situations that much, but she seens so natural, smooth with it that i got stunned right away.
Nevertheless, saved yours too.

>>8369377
It's funny that you say that.

I took up all my worthwhile hobbies because of touhou. And they have been a great motivator to keep me going.

>>8369832
>Gensoukyo

Don't do that again.

Gensokyo OR Gensoukyou

Pick one.

>>8369910
I pick 幻想郷。

I like to walk by this secluded pond in the middle of this little park and imagine the fairies playing by the edge of the water or in the canvas of trees hanging above me. In fact whenever I can afford to visit some beautiful natural place that's free of human developments little fantasies of touhous begin to play out. Even a slight glance at a full moon takes me away to a more perfect form of escapism. Were I lucky enough to find a bamboo forest or a really high and wild mountain I could only imagine how wonderful I'd feel.

>>8369949
A man after my own heart. My eyes are wet.

>>8369910
Give me a break, I just woke up.

>>8369949
This makes me very sad that I had not tried that in the last place I lived in. It was a house literally in the middle of nowhere, pine forests all around, a secluded lake nearby and plenty of viewpoints of the valley. I had walked to these plenty of times but it never occurred to me to try that, you have all of my jealousy.

>>8369949
Excellent.

Last time I fantazised about touhou I was out cold for god knows how long. When I woke up the cum had dried up completely, and it really hurts to separate your cum-glued dick from a pillowcase by force. I was luckily not bleeding after the ordeal.

> Being a pedophile.

>>8371271
Is there a problem?

>>8371274
> Implying I implied there's a problem.
> Implying I'm not just very poorly trying to flamebait.
> Implying I'm not very bored.
> Implying you're not very mad.

>>8371288
Alright then, but I do recommend you take this whole "implying" thing somewhere where it's more welcome, such as >>>/a/ or >>>/v/.

>>8371304
> Implying it's not part of my gimmick.
> Implying I can stop.
> Oh god
> Please
> Help me

All fucking day. I DREAM about touhous every night, I write down my dreams. I think in 2D. I spend hours imagining myself visiting Gensokyo and interacting with every character.

I sometimes fantasize about having sex with Reimu.

I feel bad about threads like these. I'm a very jealous and possessive person, and as I've become more disconnected from reality I've applied this to my Touhous. When people say they want to fuck Reimu or whoever it's like someone just told me they want to fuck my friend (and keep in mind I'm your typical anti-sex, overprotective autist so I want to hit them).

>>8371363

Yes, the same happens to me with my favourite touhou.

I once fantasized about getting into a duel with youmu in a sword fight in a festival tournament. Once I won, we got married.
Once I took her home I sweet talked her to take her sword, Once she was unarmed I beat the crap out of her and put her in a basement where she was kept as a slave for the rest of her life.

I day dreamed about this in the shower.

>>8371515
You're a terrible person

>>8371534
Baww haww, someone on an anonymous imageboard had a bad daydream.
sue him.

>>8371545
Sensitive one are we? Would make sense, just more of the dark emo life kids.

Oh yes, every day.

>>8371348
Same. But also with other Touhous, usually the older ones.

>>8369783
In that one it looks more like it's YOUR blood.

And I do, everyday. It brings me to do stuff to improve myself, things I wouldn't do otherwise.

>>8371617
No, but the fact that someone is complaining about anothers day dream sure is irritating.

>>8371515
You are a terrible person. I do know that if ever Anonymous became a Touhou I would be among them and I would make it my priority to rape you in the ass until your heart exploded.

No, I don't do fantasy. It doesn't really work for me because I have a mental block around that kind of thing.

Unless I'm masturbating, but I avoid characters I know when I do that.