/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Makes no difference.

Mom and sister.

The constant love and affection I get from /jp/

I have a Japanese bird that cooks spaghetti for me.

Japanese media

and /jp/!

I must watch the last 12 episodes of F/Z and read all of F/HA before I end myself.

Your daily shitpostings of the japanese bird.

Arigato, anon-san~!

the fact that I'm still waiting for that very bird on your picture to finish making my damn meal

My sister's 18th Birthday...
After that...
Time to die.

>>8368232
You should do it on her birthday.

I don't know.

My mother and my cat.

no real reason to do it until I run out of money

Watching gay porno with OP in a main role.

I'm going to conquer the world and like it.

Too many people care about me.

Cocks~♥

Seeing this face everyday.
<<<<

>>8368246
Sudo, you don't care about us at all? I'm offended.

>>8368257
Heh, that's my Twitter avatar (@text_ebooks)

I want to travel, meet a beautiful girl and start a family.

>>8368259
I'm already following you.

we are twitter buddies

web 3.0

>>8368261
You won't be able to find freedom and happiness in life if you're chained to a family. We come into the world alone and we leave it alone. It'd only be natural to live it alone.

I would kill myself if Sudo killed himself.

/jp/ used to be my only reason but it's turned so shitty I don't think it's worth living anymore.

>>8368278
but you could go to bunbunmaru and talk about how shit /jp/ has become!

>>8368288
>88

SIEG HEIL DUDE!

>>8368288
You can do that here, too.

>>8368230
>japanese bird
>shitposting
Get out.

I actually like my life, the only thing that sucks about it is whenever I go out with my mom she keeps asking why I'm not married yet. And when will I be in a relationship/get married.

every day i wonder why i even visit this board. i see how many posts and threads are from me on the front page and i feel even worse. the only thing that keeps me going is all the cute anime pictures that gets posted.

i always struggle with depression because so many people hate anime screenshots, but they're the only reason why i get out of bed every morning. without those cute pictures being posted i would have ended my suffering long ago.

>>8368321
I didn't realize I had such an impact on others

I am afraid of pain, and my death would inconvenience others anyway. It also seems like a selfish thing to do. Everyone who has ever taught me anything will have wasted their time, so even though living is suffering and I make other people miserable too, I don't want to hurt anyone like that.

...but if I just happened to get my hands on an oxygen mask and a tank of nitrogen gas, my opinion might change. I'd also like to have the finances to cover any costs that would arise as a result of my death.

>>8368321

>>8368335
I just want to hug her and roll around in her vomit and shit.

The internet, masturbation, fiction, music, sleeping, dreams.

/jp/

>>8368335
I want to have my face firmly between her ass as she lets out that messy explosion liquor shit.

Probably the fact that I enjoy every day of my life. I have a job but I like it. I have the money to buy the things I want and to not have to worry about bills or other money problems. I spend my free time obsessively on hobbies that I really like. I don't have much of a social life so I don't have to deal with the resulting drama and stress. No girlfriend so no relationship problems.

Life is damn good.

>>8368338
why do you deny me so much

>>8368361
>I enjoy every day of my life

>>8368383
What's the point of being a NEET if you don't enjoy it?

>>8368383
What's wrong with enjoying life? Being a shut-in doesn't mean being miserable, you know.

>>8368395
I'm not him, but how can you enjoy being a NEET when you don't have any money? After all, money IS happiness.

>>8368399
He's new, like most of the people in this thread.

I, like most people on /jp/, have a greater purpose that has yet to be fulfilled. So until then I must continue living as a NEET.

>>8368409
I've been a N.E.E.T. for 5 years now and I've never been happier. Fuck you.

>>8368420
I'll unleash my untapped powers one day.

>>8368418
It was meant for >>8368383
Sorry.

>>8368383
Ok, not the same anon but, I fucking hate these new kiddies over this board, do you think it's funny to be a stupid autismal NEET? I used to have dreams too like everybody, please stop pretending to be the police on the board.

>>8368383
I'm not going to get out. Because I love /jp/. I enjoy the time I spend with you guys.

>>8368425
So you were forced into this lifestyle due to constant failure? That's depressing.

>>8368418
He's probably the kind of poster who posts in ronery threads in /a/ and /v/ about how much he wants a girlfriend and wishes he was more outgoing and confident and thought we were the same here at /jp/.

I hope to have a cute trap from /jp/ as my boyfriend.
I know that there is no chance of it happening but hopes die last.

Finishing each path and getting 100% completion in Katawa Shoujo. Seriously. That's it. I'm a coward though so after I do that I'm sure I'll find a new reason. At least I'll finally have a waifu to take with me to a peaceful eternal sleep when I grow some bawls.

Self-preservation instinct and Internet. I just browse internet until I forget about everything and it's cool.

Depression sucks. It's like trying to get a car moving with no gas, and everyone's racing past you wondering why you're being a stupid cunt that isn't moving.

So you get out and start pushing that car, but it wears you out, and people get frustrated with you and complain that you're being a slow asshole, and you try to explain that you have no gas, but they don't really get it because their tanks have been full their entire lives. And you're gonna be alone too, since who wants to travel that slowly? And if you do get someone, she's gonna sit in the front seat and yell at you to push faster. It's what happened to me.

So you either off yourself once your legs give out, or you get a doctor to dump some pseudo-fuel in your car that'll make it go just fine, but once you stop using it, your car will run in reverse and then you're really fucked.

Most of us though get by by pushing that ugly ass car every day little by litte in our dumpy dreary lives. And every time someone roars past you, tossing a fucking soda cup or a beer bottle at you and your fucking horrible car, you just push your face to the fender and keep pushing. You come upon the wreckage of those people who went too fast, who threw shit at you and mocked you for not being able to cruise along, and you see people stopping to mourn the burning dead, but you don't feel sad, no, you just keep pushing that car, ignoring the wreckage.

Then everyone turns around and gives you disgusting looks for being so callous. Your mere existence hurts them, and the spite is enough to make you smile and keep pushing that fucking car another fifteen miles.