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I want Satori to be a daddy.

Parsee

Tsundere mate and tsundere kids ahoy

>little girl
>bra
I'm not following you.

>>8342535
Training bras are cute.

>>8342535
Sadly, some little girls are in need of a bra. I try not to judge.

>>8342535
Breasts grow when babies come. Didnt you know?

Can I assume all youkai have penises?

I want to get impregnated by Eirin so she would teach our kids the mysterious arts of moon pharmacy

>>8342556
No, but judging by the doujins I have read, they all know the futa spell.

I wonder if random oni men are more virile than humans? They still live in the underground, right?

>>8342587
I dont believe in Gensokyo men. I think they are a myth.

All of them at the same time.

>>8342593
If you believe them to be mythical then would'nt that make them be in gensokyo, which is full of things people in our world perceive as myths?

>>8342606
Dont to it man, you know what happened the last time someone combined dna?

>>8342613
Ok then, a logical fallacy?

>>8342615
What if it was multiple eggs in the womb, each fertilized by different tohos?

>>8342593
But there's the human village, where presumably humans live. Surely they haven't perfected parthenogenesis, right?

>>8342626
Have you ever seen one? I haven't. Manoke doenst count, hes a fluke.

>>8342633
So you suppose the human village is populated solely by women? And the tengu, oni and wild youkai are all female as well?

That sounds kinda unlikely, but I guess each to their own Gensokyo.

>>8342624
Thats just greedy. Think about all the other anons eagerly awaiting their ticket.

>>8342640
Perhaps Zun will touch more on life in the human village one day. For now I am perfectly fine with thinking its a Amazonian order.

>>8342653
He did, in the books.

They also show Lunar soldiers who are men.

>>8342653
Zun thinks differently. Males have at least been confirmed in the Human Village in Perfect Momento in Strict Sense from quotes taken from them and a picture from the book. Male villagers also made in appearance in Chapter 7 of Wild and Horned Hermit.

However, no male youkai have been seen.

Im going to have to go with Momiji. I want my daughter to inherit her ears, tail and hair color. Plus I like Momiji.

Inb4, server got down due to excesive users

I want to bear Meiling's child, and take her thick chinese cock.

Byakuren Hijiri
That Dress gets my boner everytime

Can't I be the one doing the impregnation instead?

>>8342852
No.Takes at least 6 months to learn the futa spell.

Chen or Wriggle.

>>8342859
B-but I wanna be a dickgirl youkai, anon. Or can't I at least impregnate them via tentacle rape?

Mima.
I will have a baby who will be one of the strongest Magicians for sure.

>>8342866
You don't want to be the little girl in the frilly costume getting banged?

What are you, gay?

It would not be such a bad life to surrender to Momiji's charm. I would dedicate my every day to raising her puppies. Every night she would come home to a warm meal and a hot body. I would dedicate my studies to the fine art of knitting. Every scarf would be woven with threads imbued by my love, and many human sacrifices.

Remilia.
Maybe Flandre or Rumia.

Can I get impregnated by all three?

>>8343351
Only if you want to die until you are killed. And then your suffering will begin.

>>8343361
Sounds like a fair trade.

>>8343340
It's sad. Most men dream of wealth, fame, power. But such a simple wish is an impossible dream.

>>8343401
Perhaps it is better to die inside.

You will never be Momiji's cute young wife. You will never fend off a blood thirst Reimu that's intent on crushing your children with her balls. Give up hope.