/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I use no guard on my buzzers when I cut my hair and go over my head. That gets my hair really short, and then I let it grow back out and I repeat it. I sometimes feel like I am mistaken for some kind of hoodlum or something when my hair is just cut.

Do they not have bras in gensokyo?

>>8304376
why would they

>>8304171

Sir, you just converted me into an oni-worshipper.

She looks so strong, yet so sooooft.

>>8304171
Is that how boobs work?

MOAR ONI

Yuugi's big muscular feet

>you will never drink wine with a muscular blonde girl with no bra

>>8304423
I think mine are bigger.
She must think herself the manliest in Gensokyo. I wonder how she would react if we came in contact.

>>8304429
Good.

>>8304376

Even if they had any, Yuugi doesn't seem the type to wear a bra.

>Implying another oni is not the best bra

I want to rape and abuse Yuugi. Does that make me a bad person?

>>8304410
it's Yuugi, don't have to explain it

I want Yuugi to rape and abuse me, and then apologize for being so rough while she holds me tightly (or lightly, because of oni strength) and we drift off to sleep together. Does that make me a bad person?

>>8304511
Beta.
A real man (NEET or not) would want to break her.

>>8304460
you're welcome to try, sissy boy

>>8304519
I'm fine with being a beta if its Yuugi.

>>8304528
we are all reduced to living dildos at the hands of yuugi

>>8304520
>sissy boy
I want to dominate her even more now.

>>8304546
And then anon found himself bound and gagged in a dress and a dull ache in his lower regions the next day.

Yuugi would be so fun to be with.
Just going on adventures in the wild, running into hi jinks, and not to mention her overpowering and violating me.

"Ara ara faggot-kun, how do you like my sweaty crotch in your face? Lick it clean!"

Afterwards she would ride me like a bull, while I run my hands all over her smooth thighs, grope her soft behind, and up her smooth sexy toned abdominals. When she's about to cum, she'd squeeze me tight, stick her tounge down my mouth, and just go crazy. I'd let my hands wander her strong back as her juicy breasts are placed against my small frame, and then I'd let loose multiple thick, bursts of semen into her insanely tight vagina. Her loud orgasmic moans from receiving my seed would get me hard again, and ready for a second round.

Man, why are touhou's so damn erotic?

>>8304570

>"Ara ara faggot-kun, how do you like my sweaty crotch in your face? Lick it clean!"

>>8304570
>soft behind
I bet Yuugi's got a pretty firm butt, albeit fairly sizable.

>>8304546
Trying to chain her down just makes her stronger.

Where did all this fanon thing about Yuugi being overly tall and muscular began?

>>8304608
Is there something wrong with that, Anon?

>>8304621
Good god, that picture...

>>8304631
You got a problem with my tits? Deal with it.

You too, US Navy

>>8304608
She's a oni who comes of as someone who likes bar fights with strangers in SA.
I don't say this often but I think this fanon personality fits her quite good

How do you see her?

>>8304608
She's an oni, and oni are strong, so she gets drawn to reflect it because she's not a loli.

>>8304608
Pixiv people thought ''oni + non-loli = muscles''.

The breasts came mainly from Alphes.

Non masculine depictions of her are so rare there's even a pool on danbooru of pictures where she isn't depicted as manly. Kind of sad that the fanon preference overcomes any other depiction of her at such degree.

>>8304712
But she's just about the Manliest ZUNstyle Touhou. It's like complaining that there's not enough manly Byakuren or something.

>>8304608
well i like my Yuugi femine, but fit and i don't mind some muscle because i like it rough

>>8304728
Not really, she just says she wants to test your might, you could say that Marisa is manlier than her since she explicitly likes to train.

Thing is, that's your mind speaking out of assimilated depiction of her, kind of like a Marisa that always grins (which she almost never does in reality) that everybody does.

>>8304751
No, I mean literally her depiction in ZUN's art style. Mainly her pose.

>>8304728
Not really, she just says she wants to test your might, you could say that Marisa is manlier than her since she explicitly says that she likes to train.

Thing is, that's your mind speaking out of assimilated depiction of her, kind of like a Marisa that always grins (which she almost never does in reality) that everybody does.

>>8304765
Pose? You mean her body aiming slightly to the side while looking at you?

>>8304765
i dont see whats so manly about it.

>>8304783
>>8304791
Puffed-out chest, sweeping arm, combative expression, stuff like that.

>>8304810
...I don't...see the manliness.

I guess Okuu is also manly since she has that ''you gonna blow up'' pose in her ZUN portrait? Remilia and Flandre have a gangster pose, does that make them gangsters?

>>8304890
>I guess Okuu is also manly since she has that ''you gonna blow up'' pose in her ZUN portrait?
Okuu can be kinda manly at times, yeah. That's mostly mitigated by her Soku portrait though, which isn't at all manly. Also her pose came from a more crazed mindset than personal combat.

>Remilia and Flandre have a gangster pose, does that make them gangsters?
You say that as if they aren't.

>>8304890
Does anyone have that comic of Yuugi as a terminal patient?

I want to go on wacky adventures with Yuugi and Suika throughout Gensokyo and have many marvelous mishaps with them, and then have them drunkenly rape me every night.

;_;

>>8304903
Nevermind, found it myself.

Watching Batman as a kid finally paid off.

>>8304913
Impure relationships between genders are forbidden.

Shit, Anonymous, let's get wasted tonight!

>>8304918
That's ok, because our relationship would be the purest of all.

>>8304931
>pure
>drunken debauchery

>>8304944
alcohol can be pure

>>8304944
From a certain point of view.

>>8304944
But our drunk shenanigans are a sign of our purity. There is no malice or evil, just honest fun with your friends. We shalt not hurt anybody or cause harm, just spending a good time with your buddies. There is a child-like innocence there.

And what about our love, Anon?
Our love shall be pure. For even if we fight and get into all sorts of crazy situations, we will always know we have eachother's backs.

>>8304922
You cannot party. Your cirrotic, cancerous liver says otherwise.

>>8305042
Well, then will you at least keep me company, Anonymous?

I find something appealing about a woman who has to restrain themselves in order not to kill you by accident

>>8305636
while making love to you right? theres something special charm in strong oni's

>>8305636

>>8304944
>>pure drunken debauchery
Yeah.

>>8305783
Purely drunken debauchery is not pure.

>>8306144

Bump

>>8306336
sauce?

>>8308211
Oh boy! Best Yuugi.