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Madoka > Jesus.
Fuck you.

>>8288446

Now get back on your fucking cross, slacker. We need to make our billions in mega-churches with your stupid ass.

huh, sorry op i don't really recognize that troll face, but everyone knows our jesus's birthday is may 18th/

Fuck off christfag

I thought Jesus was born in July. Fucking Christians can't do anything right.

Pretty Jesus with makeup images always bother me. He was supposed to be an average looking jew with nothing remarkable about him. Damn fujoshi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDGpwaaicLI

>>8288652
No, he was born at late summer or early autumn. Nobody knows for sure.

December was chosen because it was convenient.

>>8288691
December was chosen to draw in pagan worshipers into the faith.

I don't get why atheist amercans celebrate Christmas.

Jesus was born a jew, he lived his as a jew, and he died as a jew

>>8288690
Now this is pure unadulterated commercialism. No idea who this Jesus guy is, but let is celebrate it anyway.

I really have to wonder... even if Christianity were gone, would the secular still celebrate Xmas? Because that would be beyond retarded.

>>8288697
Thus the "convenient" in my sentence..

>>8288719
It's not just about Jesus, it's about wasting money on things that people probably don't want.

>>8288719
So you want us to call it xmas and celebrate it?

>>8288726
You make it sound like atheists are retarded.

>>8288752
>sound

It's funny how Jesus is often depicted as a white guy. Wouldn't he look more middle eastern?

>>8288760
He's jewish.

>>8288760
White people have him painted as white, black people have him painted as black.
Jews look kinda white though.

>>8288739
Wouldn't it make more sense to not celebrate it at all than pseudo worshiping some other peoples deity?

>>8288760
David (Jesus' ancestor) was a blonde guy with curls and very handsome. I suppose artists used this as an excuse to make him so damn pretty.

I've always wondered what it's like to be a Christian but not celebrate Christmas like Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy Brumalia all.

If I could into art I would draw Jesus as a muscular arabic man. Because you know as a carpenter he had to be pretty ripped.

>>8288788
>Brumalia
I don't think so.

>>8288794
If I could draw, I'd draw Jesus as a pure and admired onee-sama surrounded by her harem of loli Apostles.

This is the way every prophet - nay, every human should be drawn.

>>8288794
Like this?

>>8288786
Some close family of mine is Jehovah's witness.
You just do nothing. The only holiday they celebrate is passover, and no one eats the bread or drinks the wine unless they think they'll be one of the 144K that will serve in heaven with Jesus.

>>8288809
That looks more like robert downey jr, but pretty much yeah.

>>8288446
Thanks, you too

>>8288786
Christian here and I have grown to be disgusted by Christmas. Such a capitalistic holiday seems so against his teachings. Gathering with one another, feasting as such, and celebrating? Yes, but the massive amounts of capitalism that has been shoehorned into it? no. It seems to me that this holiday is in a serious need of a face lift.

I've pretty much stopped celebrating Christmas and instead am filled with nothing but disgust and hatred for this whole season as it is now.

>>8288823
The how about this? Reasonably ripped. Could use a haircut though.

>>8288848
there you go

>>8288845
So don't partake in it. My family, christians too, only prepare a meal, invite some close (without family) friends, and just spend a quiet evening chatting.

I dunno. We keep it very sober. We have no adornments beyond a single cross we have in our living room, but that one is there all year long.