/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>8248148
Too bad, thats the board moot designated for this shit.

>>8248147

Those people are lewd and disgusting.

Only if he looked and sounded like a girl.

Not necessarily from /jp/, but I agree with your sentiments. Shame ey'd probably want to have sex and engage in other lewd activities.

>>8248152
NO U

>>8248153

This.

>>8248161
>she sees your missile

You sound like a naive, boring person.

I would love to date a /jp/er.
But he needs to be kind and faithfull, also he must suck my cock, dude.

Yes. It torments me. It mocks me.

I've always wanted to lose my virginity to someone from /jp/. Too bad everyone here is gay.

>>8248184
You're thinking of it the wrong way, and you sound like a piece of shit. It should be from someone you love, and they care for you in return. Not just anyone from /jp/.

I never want to meet anyone else who posts on 4chan for as long as I live.

>>8248187

I love everyone on /jp/ though. I could date anyone from here and love them.

>>8248171
You should hook up with saten-anon, he seems like your kind of gal.

>>8248192
Let's date. Let's go and drink tea, and go to plays, and make snow angels, and cuddle under a starry night.

>>8248190
i dont think he is the faithful sort of person, he seems like someone would get NTR'd away by another /jp/er.

also he is probably a unvirgin scum

that 1 guy who wants to kill me

>>8248184
Yeah dude, all those gay fujoshi here seem to be lesbians.

>>8248189
That's not very nice. I'll have you know everyone in this very thread posts on 4chan!

Am I the only person who would hate to do lewd things?

I could never imagine doing sex or even oral sex. It would just ruin the relationship to know that the person I loved did such lewd things. I can't handle anything more than kissing.

>>8248205
see
>>8248157

I think there are quite a few of us like this, we're just less outspoken than the lewd crowd. I'd much rather snuggle and never have sex enter into it.

>>8248205
Snuggling is best.

>>8248199
Eh.. I am not like that at all, if i did date someone i would not betray them.
Also i will have you know i am technically still a virgin.

>>8248223
> Also i will have you know i am technically still a virgin.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE DO YOU LIVE

>>8248223

>technically

>>8248205

I feel the same way, but I wish women did. I don't think I've even heard of women who are like this.

I've been trying to condition myself to like other men though. I would love to be in a relationship with a woman where we just snuggle and don't do anything more, but maybe another guy wouldn't be too bad once I got used to it.

W-well..Yes I do.

I remember a freshman girl from high school used to brag to me about technically being a virgin because she only technically sucked a lot of cock.

>>8248236
I knew a woman who was like this. She wasn't even abused or mentally ill or anything. She just wasn't very interested in sex. Unfortunately we dated and our hormones got the better of us eventually. Then she fucked someone else behind my back and now she fucks everyone who shows her any emotional attachment.
Oh god I'm blogging.

I've often thought that the only way I could ever make a relationship work is if it were with someone like a /jp/er. Too bad I'm straight.

I've never really understood this technical virgin stuff.

Physical virginity really doesn't matter. It's not like you magically become a new person if you have sex. It's just that if you've lost your virginity then that means you've probably fallen in love before too and I don't know if I would want to be in a relationship with someone who will always just think of me as the second or third guy that they loved.

I've never fallen in love with anyone yet. I was hoping that when I do fall in love with someone then they would fall in love with me for the first time too and we could get married and be together forever.

Even if there technically are women here, I have an image of everyone posting on this board, and its not a good one. I prefer not to think of it, whenever I do I have to take a break for a bit.

Besides, rather then whine about the fact that there might be cute shy tolerable girls out there that I will never have, I'd rather not think about it at all and pretend you are all stereotypes.

>>8248256
We're all straight. Why would that stop any of us?

It's been a while since an "I love you, /jp/" thread. In a thread around February I can remember being very hungover and in tears writing how much I wanted to be with a /jp/sie. We'd understand each other so things like sex wouldn't matter and we could lay around hugging and holding hands.

On the other hand, we'd basically probably end up living a role-play and becoming very mentally ill.

>>8248245

> Then she fucked someone else behind my back

Why did she do this? Was she pretty? I would it expect that kind of betrayal from someone like that.

>>8248260
It speaks of who you are. Think of a fat person, and how gluttony seeps into many other aspects of their life.

>>8248223
No, fuck off. You are a disgusting person down to the bone. Go kill yourself, filth.

>>8248260
This. Though other things spoil it for me too. In the Welcome to the NHK manga I really liked Misaki until she stripped for the fat MMO guy. That would spoil a woman for me, even if she was still a virgin.

>>8248205
>>8248207
>>8248220
>>8248196
you mean there's others like me?!

>>8248271
my god it has nothing to do how someone looks
the chances are same if she is ugly or good looking

>>8248223
>technically

That means he literally sucked someone's cock, dude.

Do you want to kiss a slut who had a nigger's cock in his mouth?

Didn't think so. Get out, unvirgin.

I think for whatever reason, I would be more comfortable being close with a male over female. For some reason being close and snuggling with a woman just seems odd to me now.

Also, imagine hugging naked with a guy and your penises gently stroke against each other briefly every now and again.

;_;

sage

The December night was clear and brisk. Vapors condensed onto the apartment windows, hugging the outer frames, reflecting the light given off generously by yellow street lamps. There were few stars to be seen, outdone by the city's own light. Christmas decorations lined shadier buildings, casting a dreamy atmosphere in an otherwise dreary place. It was just cold enough to see your breath, just windy enough to watch it soar off, but just comfortable enough to have leisure.

Y10NRDY was no stranger to these nights. He was never able to point out the cause of that gut feeling it gave him.
That feeling of magic.
He was not comfortable with the feeling. It seemed to foretell something, a change. A change unknown. That, in his belief, was the worst kind of change. He tried to block out the scenery as he made his way home.

Upon making it to the first-floor apartment, Y10NRDY let out a chilled sigh and hung up his jacket by the staircase. Upon turning around, he was met with a kiss from his husband Yama. He seemed to want to go for his lips, but missed in the motions and got him under the right side of his chin. Yama barely seemed to notice.

"Where've ya been?" asked Yama, in embrace. "It was quiet without you~"

Y10NRDY was still caught in the surprise of the moment. "Eh, u, you know, I was... out." His mind was tangled within itself. No words could come out. He blushed.

"It's a bit cold out, right? Let's get warmed up a little~" Yama beckoned Y10NRDY into a nearby room. Suddenly, he realized what the gut feelings might have really led to.

>>8248271
> Why did she do this?
Short version: Because she's a woman.
Long version: Her parents started to hate me and pressured her to break up with me. She was upset and didn't know what to do. Some other guy took advantage of the situation and moved in on her while she was still dating me.
> Was she pretty?
Very. In fact it's quite depressing. I wish I was a kissless virgin because I know I'll never have that sort of relationship again. Even though we were together less than a year, they were the happiest times of my life. In fact, they were the only times I can remember being truly happy.

>>8248279

This is a scary idea and I want to believe that you're not telling the truth.

If the chances are the same regardless of their looks then how can you defend yourself from it? I've always hoped that I could go for an unattractive girl and this would keep me safe from having my heart broken from betrayal.

If the chances are the same regardless of their looks though, then it could happen even if I picked the ugliest girl I could find. That's so scary.

>>8248282
>>8248273
Okay...jpg

>>8248291
I'm no sociologist, but I think it might be worse for ugly girls. Pretty girls are used to being hit on. Ugly girls aren't used to the attention and might do whatever it takes to keep getting it (they're only human, after all).

Stick with 2D.

>>8248199
>Biggest whore of /jp/
>Still a virgin.
>Technically

>>8248291
Women will always betray you.

People confuse it for biological instinct, but I like to think it's just how modern society has shaped up to be.

Maybe in the past, a woman who loved you would stay faithful, but we live in times where you date and fuck around without a serious relationship or loyalty. That's why divorce rates are so high.

>>8248303
>People confuse it for biological instinct, but I like to think it's just how modern society has shaped up to be.

Both, actually.

>>8248291
because I see no reason why look should matter.

I don't understand why look should matter ugly girl can find easy ugly guys.

People cheat sometimes just for the new exp , even if they don't want to break up with there partner.

Fucking Italy got rid of passion crime laws. I was planning to move there, and brutally murder my wife if she ever cheated on me.

>>8248295
>>8248303

I guess that settles it. I'll either need to learn Japanese so I can have access to a near unlimited supply of visual novels or somehow condition myself to feel attracted to men.

This is so depressing. I don't really ask for much, I mean, I would be fine with any woman even if she was very ugly. I just care about loyalty and I guess that's impossible to find.

>>8248303
I wonder if it's normal to think of that once you're already in a relationship? I've been in one for years and I can't ever keep ideas out of my head, even if its highly improbably and unlikely that it could happen in any given scenario.

I'm hoping she only kisses someone else, so I can have an excuse to be alone again without regretting things.

Hey, I'm trying to attentionwhore here...

>>8248293
No homo.

I think a lot of you should read a book called "Being Intimate: A Guide to Successful Relationships" by Dr. John Amodeo. I think it's supposed to be a self-help book but the guy basically just went on a giant tangent and submitted it as a book.
Anyway, basically you need to get over these ideas of "purity" and things like "the one". I know you've all considered it, but you do need to be more realistic. The world doesn't work like the iconic images you remember from your childhood stories and Disney films and Chinese cartoons. If you want a loving relationship, it's basically going to have to be with a woman who will think about betraying you and has had many cocks inside her before.

What you guys want can, realistically, never happen. Or at the very least it's so very unlikely it's not worth bothering. Particularly if you're over the age of like, 20. Either accept the compromise and become a better person for it, or stay stubborn and care exclusively about 2D women. Both are good choices.

>>8248303
I think that's totally bullshit.
Honestly just because you are a bitter person and you have nothing of love inside your body left, stop telling people your retarded view on women.

There are ofc women who are whores but there are many nice girls too, same for man.

>>8248320
It is impossible I am afraid. Also women are very shallow and care less than we do, the things they do care about are stupid shit. They will never give anon the deep love he deserves.

You don't have to think about sex with a man. Just try to imagine laying in bed together hugging gently and talking and being happy.

>>8248144
>Do you ever wish that you could date someone from /jp/?
do i wish i could date selfish, whiny, bitchy, lazy, and greedy person? is this a trick question?

>>8248320
Why the hell do you think you need a woman? Or a man, for that matter.

>>8248326
>become a better person

Go fuck yourself, normalfag trash.

>>8248326
>it's basically going to have to be with a woman who will think about betraying you and has had many cocks inside her before.

But this is exactly the opposite of what I want. I don't want to be in any relationship that has anything to do with these two factors. I would prefer dying alone.

>>8248321
If she loves and she thinks all the time she did spend with you allready was worth , don't see why she would cheat you in the future if you feel the same like her.


To think about if she will do it or not , is a waste of time , think more about how you can improve your relationship.

>>8248320
Be careful anon, men cheat too.

>>8248303
> Maybe in the past, a woman who loved you would stay faithful, but we live in times where you date and fuck around without a serious relationship or loyalty. That's why divorce rates are so high.
I think you're giving past timey people too much credit. Adultery isn't exactly a new phenomenon. All that's changed is, like you said, the social circumstances. Woman are no longer afraid to sleep around because of liberals and feminists, and divorce is easier than ever. In fact there's quite a big "divorce culture" now. Many women jump into marriage and think, "Oh well at least I can get divorced" just as some women treat abortion as birth control. What's more worrying is that there are forums and guides dedicated to intentionally causing a divorce in order to gain money and so forth. I wouldn't suggest they're anything more than a small minority, but it's worrying that there are women out there who fully intend to betray good men, sleep with someone else, lie about things like abuse, and then walk away happily with all of the money.

>>8248320
Men are just as unloyal, actually more so. particularly fags. Don't blame a gender, blame evolution. We are the abnormal ones here anyway, people who think like us have always and will always die off from lack of offspring. Loyalty is a bad survival trait.

>>8248326

>it's basically going to have to be with a woman who will think about betraying you and has had many cocks inside her before.

I just can't do that. It wouldn't even be fair to her because I would honestly despise her. Every morning I would wake up and think about how much I hate her, but even an unfaithful person doesn't deserve to be in a relationship with someone who thinks that of her.

That sounds nice.

Then on Friday nights we could have a date at home and watch animes and play GUST RPGs on PS3 together.

>>8248349
Not us men!
Thus we come full circle.

Date a /jp/er today!

>>8248364
Oh my God, I would love a girl to do this with.

>>8248355
The point is we are people from /jp/. Obviously nobody is going to enter in a homo relationship with a normalfag.

>>8248344
>>8248358
I know that feel. It's a depressing thought, isn't it? But when you think about it, it's just human nature.

>>8248370
That makes it more depressing.

>>8248326
>or stay stubborn and care exclusively about 2D women.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.

>>8248370
I don't understand. If it's human nature, why do I despise it so much? Shouldn't I be like everyone else and sleep around and cheat?

Why do I have such strong feelings for loyalty?

>>8248363
Even though it's socially unhealthy, /jp/ers are adorable and pure, in a way. Too bad they're 99% male.

>>8248370
Human nature is disgusting, you'd think we, as a race, would have grown out of it by now.

>>8248382
You know I had some friends male and female. The female has "issues" and the male basically used her for sex while talking about how it meant nothing to him. He once also laughed how she held his hand and squeezed it when she was tired.

Humanity is a sickening thing.

>>8248326
>Dr. John Amodeo
A normalshit butthomo who only has experience with sluts and trash just like him. Just because this fagbag couldn't find anyone to be with that wasn't a cumdump pack of useless flesh, doesn't mean we can't. Did he ever think to look in certain social groups? Of course not, he's only interested in sluts, and will tell you HIS ideals are correct. Fuck him and people like him. If here were in front of me right now, I would seriously beat him dead for publishing such a piece of shit book. just because his rich mommy and daddy could afford to pay for his school he thinks he knows anything at all.

He can shove his psudoscience degree up his ass.

This thread is record-breakingly autistic.

I've never had friends, and I think the people on /jp/ would make really good friends.

I just don't know how to talk to them...even though everyone is here, I feel as though there is an invisible wall blocking each person from each other.

>... nearly 35 percent of Japanese women and 30 percent of men between the ages of twenty-five and twenty-nine told the survey they had never had a sexual experience.

>>8248380
Both men and women sleep around, but all men value loyalty and women generally don't. We are kind of programmed to be selfish that way, our test in life is to get women and keep them from other men. Women's test is simply to find the alpha male, they don't really give a fuck if someone else peaks their interest then they will be with him. So yes, even "normalfags" despise cheating whores, but only us virgins are so attached to the concept that we are crippled by it. Most men just want to fuck women and leave them since they are clearly not wife material.

>>8248404
You have to be sly with it.

>>8248382
We're not living the lives we as a race were born to live, Anonymous. Humans are solitary, selfish creatures. We only formed tribes for survival. In the modern world we have no need for such things. For us /jp/ers we're lucky. We are part of the first generation where you can truly be an isolated hermit and still live a good life. I honestly think that, technology and wealth permitting, everyone in the future will be a hikikomori. Or at least most people, we'll obviously still need to team up for certain tasks (depending where technology takes us).

How can people be like this? I just don't understand how so many people can lack basic loyalty. It's such a core part of my personality, I can't imagine living without feeling this intense sense of loyalty for anyone that I care about.

Just the idea of sleeping around when you're in a relationship with someone that you supposedly love. It's so sickening, just the thought makes me feel physically ill and yet so many people do it. Being disloyal goes so against my nature that hearing about it is like hearing about people eating their babies or killing their parents, it's just so repulsive and unnatural that I can't wrap my head around the idea without feeling like I'm going to throw up.

>>8248380
You are an anomaly in Western Society.

Though of course not ALL women cheat or crave sex(less likely on this but plausible, since there are asexual support groups), but you need to factor in your own likeability and the chances of actually meeting someone like that.

>>8248404
I too would like to befriend /jp/ers.
MSN: xxmushxx@hotmail.com
AIM: madeofmush
Skype: madeofmush

>>8248417
A specie evolves through mutations slowly leading to superior specimen. If there was a way to selectively breed the ``/jp/ gene". Eugenics won't be as effective if everyone else is allowed to breed though, but abortions and birth control will kill those people off even without our help.

If only I had power or influence to pull this off. I feel so helpless and unlucky.

>>8248419
Sorry, but I looked at your post history and it's really bad. We can't be friends.

>>8248404
It's best that way. Every time I've joined some kind of online social group populated by visitors of a certain board, it's always full of the very worst. Shitposters, e.g. >>8248419 in the case of /jp/.

I'd appreciate it if somebody could prove me wrong, though.

>>8248419
No true /jp/sie has any of those messengers because no true /jp/sie has friends with which to use them. You're also a trip user. Get out, attention whore.

>>8248419
I don't have any of those things.

>>8248394

>the male basically used her for sex while talking about how it meant nothing to him
>He once also laughed how she held his hand and squeezed it when she was tired.

Normally I'm a calm person, but stuff like this is one of the few things in the world that sends me spiraling into homicidal rage. Just reading that makes me want to kill him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypoactive_sexual_desire_disorder

>>8248432
It'll come to you.
Never add tripfags either. Funny how by trying to draw attention to themselves, they're just blowing a beacon to push everyone else away.

On average tripfags tend to have more "internet friends" than the average anonymous poster.

>>8248431
It's okay, that's why I have a trip after all!

>>8248446
It would take you less than five minutes to get one of them if that's what you wanted.

>>8248444
...are there support groups for these?

>>8248419
Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 Sat Jul 23 01:10:01 2011 No.7651525 [DELETED] [View]

posting in epic thread!

sugoi! ^o^

We can't be friends either because of this.

I did that a couple of years ago OP :3
It was so cute and fun! Slightly awkward too, because he has Aspergers, but gosh the weekends I spent with him were the best. He was so squishy~
I even lost my first kiss to him!

... We haven't been in touch since around that time though.. He started hating me for some reason, neither of us can remember why ;_; It's hard to get in touch with him and have a proper conversation without him getting insanely angry at me, too.. I miss him, /jp/. I really do.

Does it count if I'm e-husbands with one?

>>8248480

I didn't know Sudo ever had a relationship.

>>8248480
JAMES?!

>>8248432
A large amount of the /jp/ people that I've added on Steam hardly talk, but we join each other's games randomly.

Talking isn't that big of a deal. If the game is good and everyone is having a good time, then that's for the best.

>>8248465
I'd probably be just as nervous talking to someone one-on-one online than I am in person.

>>8248495
I wouldn't read any /jp/ers actual blogs.
I enjoy reading their posts on here though.

I wish the blogring hadn't died.

Although it can only be expected, seeing as how I only remember to check up on it a few times every few months, and I imagine the same is true for the people who are actually part of it.

>>8248490
DAD?!?!?!

>>8248415
I know you guys are going to hate me for using this phrase, but
I know that feel all too well

>>8248495
I still have the 30 dollars I got from blogging.

>>8248444

So how much is too much? If I ever somehow got a girlfriend, I'm sure I would blow it by always wanting to be with her and do lewd things all the time... and if not lewd things than at least be around her and hug her and play with her hair ; ;

Has anyone else noticed that it feels like you're in a waiting line whenever you try to talk to someone on the internet?

I currently have no one friends, online or offline, but in the past I've tried to overcome my anxiety and meet a few people online and it never really works. I always try to put my heart into everything I say and I stare at the chatbox during a conversation and wait for any messages so that I can promptly respond. Other people though? It feels like I'm being juggled between the million other people they're talking with so every response takes 10-20 minutes and it's usually one or two words that sound completely uninterested, even if they started the conversation.

It feels so intimidating. How do you talk to people online when they always sound like they're so bored with you and want you to go away?

>>8248506
You could have just added an 'ing' to make it 'I know that feeling', but the apologetic tone makes up for it, I guess.

Sure, but I'm not into dudes

>>8248510
I'm pretty sure you're talking to people online at this very moment, so it can't be impossible.

>>8248510
I've had this experience. I feel like I'm trying to impress them with every remark.

>>8248510
I understand. Practice with Omegle. They're not real people so they don't matter.

>>8248495
I miss that too, so much ;_; I remember wanting to do it for the money but once we started I had so much fun. I had all these ideas for my one but after a couple of months I just kind of let it go for whatever reason.

I love being alone and keeping to myself but some of the blogs were by people I honestly would like to hang out and be friends with.

>>8248484
Many people have added me over the years just from multiplayer games, and I don't talk to anyone ever, and now there's too many people to sort through to remember who was /jp/ or not. I don't like talking 1 on 1 anyway, or without anonymity.

Actually someone used to try to cyber with me ; ; it was so awkward I had to pretend to lose my internet connection. I really don't like logging in steam anymore.

>>8248535
Pretend to be the little girl then.

>>8248525
I tried using Omegle to talk to people for practice but nobody interesting is there, it's just "asl" and foreigners, and every single person is looking for girls.

>>8248510
I used to get this. Only with normals though. I only have one guy left on my MSN who isn't on much, but types and replies as quickly as I do, even if he has nothing to say. I'm usually the one to start conversations, but that's just a bad habit of mine.

>>8248538
I do, but then they ask to cyber or show me pictures of their penis.

It doesn't even matter if I pretend to be 8 or 20.

>>8248419
One on one chat things scare me.

I can only handle irc type chatting.

>>8248510
Wow, I feel that way too. I'm not juggling anyone, but it takes me a while to type a response. What should I say? How should I type it? Then I have to think of how they would respond to my conversation starter to make sure it starts a conversation. Then I don't know if I'm coming off as friendly, creepy, or a flirt. Then I feel like I'm being obsessive over them.

>>8248552
>show me pictures of their penis.
Why did no one tell me about this "Omegle" before?
Time to fap to cocks!

>>8248532
I feel bad whenever my internet connection drops, which is often and it usually doesn't come back until the next day so it seems like I am avoiding people when I try not to.

I wouldn't worry about pauses when talking online. They are probably nervous and don't want to say something upsetting to you by accident.

I'm too scared to play games with /jp/ as I'm worried how angry they will be if I make a mistake ;_;

That feeling when we're all so awkward we can't even have online conversations properly.

Anonymous boards have truly spoiled us.

Stop trying to make me gay /jp/... I honestly almost accepted the thought OP was explaining...

If we could both be dressed as cute girls.

>>8248570
I figured that went without saying.

>>8248570
I would have no problem doing lewd things with boys if they looked exactly like girls, you know, like in ero manga.

But this is never the case in real life.

I actually had a great conversation with a girl on Omegle once. I got scared though because the conversation was becoming too seriously committed and I didn't know what to do, so I disconnected. A few dozen random partners later and I got "Hello Stranger are you the person I talked to about [things we'd discussed]". Turns out she'd been connecting to new partners over and over and copypasting that message for almost an hour to try and find me again. She was really happy when she found me again and she gave me her Twitter and stuff. I said I'd add her but I never did (I don't even like signing up to things like Twitter).

I don't know why I'm telling you this.

I understand fellow /jp/ers. I happen to have trouble talking to Manaka in LovePlus because I'm afraid of making her angry or uncomfortable.

But that's only the case with LovePlus for whatever reason. I actually quite easy to talk to and am very difficult to insult so my friends are free to say whatever they want to me.

>>8248510
>How do you talk to people online when they always sound like they're so bored with you and want you to go away?

You go away. My dad taught me that one of the main tests of friendship is seeing who is the one initiating contact all the time. Is it always you? Then they're not actually your friend

I feel your issue stems from a desire for human contact . You have to be okay with letting people go, Anon. They are meaningless. Your feelings for anyone will erode in time, be it sooner or later. The point is enjoying the precious little time you have together, not attributing importance to the continued relationship

Think about it. We were doomed to die the day we were born. Whether we die sooner or later is inconsequential. The only thing we can do is enjoy the time we have. The same idea applies to everything. If you get caught up in the desire to "make it last" by saying or doing the "right" things, you'll just hurt yourself

>>8248580
What if he was a nicely attractive man and broke you in to be his little girl, but in a very gentle loving way. Where you are so overcome with love for each other you throw yourself down and get filled up by him while he embraces you and strokes your flat chest. It would be so intense the female part of your mind would override the male part I think.

>>8248602
When I stopped reaching out to people, that's when I realized I never had friends to begin with. And now it's been years of loneliness and solitude.

I just don't understand. How do I make friends?

>>8248589
Stop trying to present yourself to us. Nobody wants to be friends with you.

>>8248510

This has happened with every girl that I have ever met on the internet, even though I've only met a few. I'll type out a big amount of text that I think is really interesting and might spark a fun conversation, then there's about 30 minutes of silence, and then "idk"

It just makes me feel inadequate and depressed for being unable to be an interesting enough person. It always gets to this point where I feel like everything I say is just boring them and they only respond to be polite.

I don't know if it's any different for guys because I'm too nervous to talk to them. I'm not very masculine and I worry that it would get to a point where they would want me to talk on voice chat. After that they would probably just make fun of my voice since I'm very quiet and I sound like a little boy.

>>8248612
I'll be his friend. You should know from this thread we are sensitive. Be more careful of peoples feelings you fucking harsh cunt.

Femanons here are dykes, anons here are closet homosexuals. Huh...

>>8248619
Forgot your trip.

>>8248144
No Im too ugly it wouldnt work.

>>8248613
i didn't finish this wall of text

lets all have an orgy and then hold hands

>>8248609

Talk to them, be interesting, have common interests, blahblahbullshitblah. Those will at the very least get you acquaintances

Personally, I've long since given up on the idea of ever having real friends. But you know what? It's okay. I enjoy my solitude and anonymous posts on a message board is more than enough socialization for someone like me

I don't mind being alone, Anon, and honestly I tend to prefer it. It sounds like you do. The only way you can do anything about this is to suck it up and talk to people

>>8248621
There are no girls who browse /jp/. At least, not on a regular basis like a /jp/sie would.

I've had absolutely no evidence to convince me otherwise, aside from the occasional trip shitposter that wandered in from /soc/.

>>8248609
>I just don't understand. How do I make friends?
Be yourself, also be trustworthy and a good listener.
Also give them a "OH HAI YOH!" from time to time to show them that you care about them.

>>8248613
The one thing that pisses me off more than a reply of "idk" is "lol..."

Fucking whores. Regardless, It's not that what you're saying is uninteresting, it's that women really aren't interested in anything that's not incredibly shallow.

The only people who would make fun of you for having a girly voice are the kinds of faggots who play online FPS and shout garbage over the mic constantly, anyway. You know, people who take pride in their masculinity, their gender, something they put no work into achieving. Disgusting.

>>8248638
Hong meiling, heidi, angry type moon fan, etc

Am I the only one who thinks that talking to people outside would actually be easier than talking to people on the internet?

I can't handle either, but if I could then I think that outside would be easier. There's something so scary about one on one online conversations. You can't really get a sense of their emotions, it's usually just small amounts of cold text. You can't tell if they're bored, annoyed, or actually interested in what you're saying. At least in real life you can kind of notice that they're bored.

There has been a disappointing lack of deep love shown in this thread.

All I want to do is find one of you guys and make out and lay naked together in bed all day. I would shave my body for you, make you meals and in general be really loving. I don't think I could handle anal, though, it's really too scary a concept for me. But I would give you blowjobs and handjobs until you were satisfied

Maybe one day I'll be brave enough to risk actually trying to find one of you. As long as you're not hideous to look at or a complete jerk I would love being with any of you.

>>8248710
I am a male, of course. I don't think I feel anything for women anymore. I've been too disillusioned

>>8248710
Would you let me touch your body with my wart covered hands?

>>8248697
its mostly
>All women are sluts
>they have no interest in me
>they will cheat you
>why is no 1 loving
>Its cool to be alone

>>8248721
>I've been too disillusioned
I know that feel, but....but... I still have faith in them...

>>8248693
I can pull off appearing normal, if not a little quiet in real life. I hate talking 1 on 1 online. It's not just you.

I actually take a bit of pride in my ability to hide emotions and appear normal during daily life. I mean, I'm sure people think I'm weird, but not to the extent that I am. Also no one can see my crippling loneliness and depression. The only problem with real life is people can physically see that you don't have a girlfriend or friends for that matter, and bother you about it.

>>8248721

>I don't think I feel anything for women anymore. I've been too disillusioned

I feel the same way. I never knew that you could become gay just out of sadness and depression. I can't think of a woman without picturing this evil hypothetical person that would stomp all over my heart, cheat on me with dozens of men, and betray me in every way imaginable.

I can't even say that I'm really attracted to men, but when that's the alternative? A nice relationship with a loyal and feminine guy is infinitely more appealing.

>>8248742
All I want is to find a guy who frequents /jp/, because I know that he would be as obsessively loyal and emotionally damaged as I am. Even then, all I want is to cuddle with that guy all day and act like a housewife.

A year ago I wouldn't have been able to believe me saying this.

>>8248710
How do I meet you?

>>8248742
This.

>>8248755
I wouldn't be able to believe that. I would be paranoid at all times.

>>8248755
I'm with you, I would love to have a nice apartment and just hang out all day hugging and being loving and gentle to each other. Helping each other be happy. I would feel so happy to see a /jp/sie smile from the happiness of our love.

Does anyone else feel that they're not /jp/ enough for someone from /jp/ to love them?

I care about all of you so much and I can relate to everything you're saying. I never go outside, I have no friends at all, and I would love to snuggle with one of you, but I think I would just disappoint you. I don't know that much about touhou, I can't read Japanese, and I'm too poor to collect anything.

I would be too scared to even message any of you because I think you would just be disappointed within a few minutes.

>>8248755
Most people who are obsessively loyal and emotionally damaged tends to be the more submissive personality.

If you acted like a husband over a housewife i am sure many /jp/ers would gladly accept you.

>>8248778
Sometimes it feels that way, but I'm not looking for love. Being friends is O.K because there doesn't have to be as serious of a commitment and an extra layer of pressure that love often brings.

>>8248778
How people are on /jp/ (mean) is not how we'd be in real life. I imagine very polite and shy and if you remember the blogring, it was similar to /jp/ stuff but everyone was really friendly and nice to each other.

You wouldn't disappoint anyone I think.

>>8248742
>>8248710
>>8248721
>>8248755

Well, they overturned DADT so its cool to be gay in the military, if they ever overturn protection of marriage, maybe I'll marry one of you poor /jp/ers, move off base and you'll have everything you could need payed for by government.

The only thing better then autism bucks is military housewife bucks, its much higher and also free college and healthcare and all that. Military housewife is the ultimate /jp/ occupation

But I'm not even remotely gay you would have to be able to pull off a really fucking good trap. That or we could just be bros. I'll be deployed half the time anyway.

>>8248781

I'm submissive and I don't really think that'd like that at all.

It's hard enough to do this. I don't know if this is true for most of /jp/, but I'm not really attracted to men. I'm attracted to /jp/ because they're loyal, loving, and have a really amazing personality. If they acted like a husband then it would be a little too much for me to handle.

I would rather just be in a relationship where we're both kind of submissive and shy.

>>8248741
I'm the same way. I'm even fairly sociable around people who I can talk to about my obsessions, but unfortunately that's not very many.

>>8248804
Me too. I don't really find men or women attractive but I'm not overly repulsed either (well I am less repulsed by men than cowtit, big ass filthy women), it is about the loving and nice personality.

It is so weird how awful we are to each other but deep down we are all sad and love each other.

>>8248804
This. A /jp/sie would be one you could call an actual friend. But were all too paranoid and irritable from everything else that we don't trust each other beyond being here together. Quite sad really. But then again all friends are these days are just connections to move up on the social and career ladder and nothing more. I'd say /jp/ is more of a gathering pot of unfortunate soulmates doomed to never to see each other.

I think AX would be a good place to meet a guy and see if you like him, despite the landwhales and faggots.

>>8248804
>>8248819
I think the trolls are just not currently present, or already hid thread.

Anyway, relationships with 2 shy people don't work because they will never meet and never get started, sort of like how all the shy people on this board are doomed to a solitary life. Being shy only works for girls, our only option would be to "man up".

How will any of us talk to each other out of /jp/?

I mean, someone could post contact info, but I think the only people who would respond are tripfags and everyone one else would just either be too nervous or too suspicious to do anything.

>>8248847
This catch-22 has plagued /jp/ for years and it will continue to do so. There's just no way to find out if someone is trustworthy or not.

>>8248842
But I don't want to man up. I want to /jp/ up with another /jp/sie, not some filthy woman.

>>8248854
Look, I'm just going to be the faggot that suggests it. If anyone seriously wants to try anything, /jp/ should plan a place at AX to meet, because, if anything happens, the worst you will experience is being surrounded by con-going faggots. Best case scenario, I suck your cock, dude. And maybe something happens.

>>8248847

I've been debating with myself over whether or not I want to make an msn email (I don't have any messenger things at the moment) for the last 30 minutes.

Part of me thinks that no one will actually message me and I'll be even more sad and the other part of me thinks that I'll be too scared to know what to say if someone actually does message me.

>>8248863
What about those of us who don't live close to AX? Although, I live quite close to Acen.

>>8248863
I actually would if I had the money to go to AX. It's just too far away. I might make the trip to Sakura Con, but that's about as far as I could go.

>>8248887
I don't know. Different meetups in different places, I guess. I live in Santa Barbara, so AX is fairly close to me. Also a good provision might be that you should only go if you actually live near there, otherwise there is no long-term potential.

Why do I get this cold tingly feeling that shoots through my body when I read this thread? It's like there's this cold chilly air blowing through my chest and inside my arms.

Is this loneliness? I never knew that loneliness had a physical sensation to it.

>>8248915
That's not loneliness, those pains are signs that you're developing breast cancer.

>>8248915

Nobody likes you,nobody loves you, you will die alone and crying.

>>8248915
For me it feels like very strong chest pain. Do you think this could kill?

Anyone want to go to C81? Want to meet there...?

>>8248934
Come dressed as a Touhou and I'll fuck you in the bathroom.

>>8248842
We haven't exceeded our quota for these kinds of threads this week.

>>8248915
It is the feeling of knowing you are home.

When that home is /jp/ this may not be a pleasant realization.

>>8248915

That's what a longing for human contact feels like.

I get it when I see these threads, just knowing that there's all of these people that I would love to spend the rest of my life with, but also knowing that I'm too scared to ever talk to them outside of here.

A relationship between two /jp/ers would never because you are too boring, the other person will think you are very boring as well,so you would both decide to stop seeing each other to avoid the awkward silence and situations.

>>8248946
I like to think the other person would be okay with doing nothing but lying in bed naked together all day, or just laying in the grass looking at the clouds.

At least those are my ideas to fill the time.

>>8248867
I'll talk to you if you do.

>>8248925
>you will die alone and crying.
Really, though, I wonder what our deaths will actually look like. I think a /jp/sie is more likely to just die while on the computer doing something he enjoys, and the body would be discovered by his family a few hours later (or, if his family's dead, his neighbors when the corpse begins to stink).

>>8248946
Not true at all. True love requires to words to be expressed once it has matured. You may not realize it, but by coming here every day, you are in fact in love with /jp/.
Someone who is well synched with this board will be like you being married with /jp/.

I know for one that my grandparents are very intimate after 55 years, and they don't have to say much to each other at all. Once you get past infatuation (which you have already covered after being a regular here), you enter devoted love.

Goddammit this thread depresses me. All I want to do is live an a little apartment with a loyal husband and act like a doting housewife for the rest of my life. Shit like this makes me realize it's literally impossible.

Instead I'm living alone with such a crippling social awkwardness that it took me 10 minutes to decide whether or not to actually post this.

;_;

shit man this board makes me realize how normal i am compared to some of you guys

>>8248915
yeah. that's one manifestation of loneliness.
or rather, despair.
but it's okay. you sound like someone who doesn't know this feeling.
please just move along if this is the case. don't bring yourself to our pain. you don't deserve it.
save yourself while you still can.

I think I will try to organize something around AX, but I doubt it would be good to post on /jp/. Too many trolls and shitposters.

I could try shitting up Tohno-chan or something else. Or am I the only one that is actually lonely enough to take this ridiculous plunge?

>>8248954
I would too. Maybe not too often though, I spend all my time playing video games or watching anime, which would also be the only things I would really be able to have conversations about.

What happened to my life, /jp/? Just a year ago I was posting on /v/, lifting weights, and thinking about when I would go outside, stop being so shy, and date a girl.

Now a year later and I'm spending hundreds of dollars on dolls and seriously wishing that I could cuddle with a shy autistic man.

>>8248951
>but by coming here every day, you are in fact in love with /jp/.

Not really, I have reduced the time a spend on /jp/ to only 2 hours everyday, I used to be here 14 hours everyday. I was in love with the /jp/ where this kind of threads would only gets reply like "go back to >>>/r9gay/" and people saying you don't belong here if you're whiny faggot.

Love dies.

>>8248987
How are you getting so much money? Not even autism bucks can cover it, you must have a job. Therefore...

>>>/v/

Kidding, not but seriously where are you getting hundreds of dollars? I can't even move out ;_;

>>8248969

I just wanted to say that I love you and you sound adorable. I would like to marry you.

>>8248969
Yeah well I was pulling out my nose hairs for an entire 30 minutes while reading this thread. And the pain of never being able to be with you guys is still here. My chest physically hurts.

;_;

>>8249006

Oh, I still live with my parents and I saved up a couple hundred dollars over the last year or two. Mostly just christmas money. I spent it all on dolls though.

I was thinking about trying to get autism bucks, but I'm too scared to go to a psychiatrist.

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come on now

No response to the AX idea, but I will pursue this garbage. Around May I will make a thread in /so/ on Tohno, if just one person agrees it will all be worth it.

the only /jp/er I'd be willing to date is Tokiko

>>8249044
We have /jp/ meetup threads every year for AX. Just wait until it gets closer to July.

well I went and created an email address to talk with you guys I guess.
though any interactions won't be much different from the ones we make here in /jp/
send me an email if you want, I guess

People from /jp/ meet at conventions?

That's kinda scary. I don't think I could ever handle doing something so social. Stepping outside is hard enough, I can't even imagine conventions.

>>8249077
Yeah. It's not kinda scary. It is scary. I would go insane from just hearing the voices of all those people there.

>>8249064
Sure, but are those threads about people who want to go and be all gay? Or is it more of a just friendly meetup thing. In any event I would want to be one-on-one with someone.

>>8249077
I used to feel this exact way, but then something broke inside of me. It was kinda like Satou at the end of Welcome to the NHK. When you've truly hit rock bottom nothing is scary.

I wish I could find someone from /jp/ who is just as reluctantly gay and socially crippled as I am.

I don't think I could be able to be with someone who just wants me to do lewd things to them. That's most of /jp/ though, right? I just don't really want to suck any penises, I think I could maybe do it if he was really nice and loving, but it would be very hard for me.

>>8249061
thank u miao... lets go on a date

>>8249064
Should I go to AX this year?

>>8249101
I feel the same way. I would love to just cuddle and hang out. Unfortunately, I don't think many of us are willing to make the first move.

>>8249101
>I just don't really want to suck any penises
You a faggot or something?

>>8249101
I just want to cuddle and go on walks with someone. I know /jp/ might not like the idea of going out, and neither do I, but my dream would be to go out for a walk in winter and hold hands with someone.

How bout you settle for a normalfag who will fuck you all night? I can eat a peach for hours.

>>8249076
I once made an email for this sort of thing.

Nobody ever sent me any emails besides for one person, who I conversed with after sending him an email first.

But I've been ignoring him. I am a bad friend.

>>8249114
We could give each other the strength to face the world (or at least go out) together.

>>8249115
how about you read the thread?
I think it was explained in detail why no one will ever stoop so low as to dig under the barrel, into the dumpster.

>>8248609
I'm in the exact opposite situation as you. Ever since I've hit 20 and realized my life is going down the shiter I've stopped trying to keep in contact with people. The only problem is that I have two friends who won't let me become a recluse, I thank them for that but they could do so much better than me.

>>8249133

Saten-anon is really a wonderful person for giving so many anons the courage to even talk about this kind of thing.

My new goal is to get my body in tone and feminine to successfully meet someone in /jp/ who would be willing to try something at AX. I do not care how pathetic this is, it is what I will work for. I'll try on here and /so/ when the threads appear, and I hope at least one person who has responded tonight is willing to meet.

>>8249143
I guess even a slut can be good for some things!

>>8249146
I tried once. It's not possible with hormones.

At least now I have a nice butt. My arms are still too big though. And wearing a paperbag over my head won't fix everything.

>>8249143
Saten anon has nothing to do with this, and only contributes to making anons filthy sluts.
We've been talking like this long before.

Anons are interested in love, Satenanon is interested in sucking dick no matter who the person is. you really think someone who goes to fucking GLORY HOLES would care about you at all? The moment he gets bored of your dick, he goes back to random strangers. He's bad company and will only hurt you in the most horrible way. Unless cuckold or NTR are your fetishes, steer clear.

>>8249156
Saten anon will never love me...

Women like this have to exist.

I mean, just look at those feminist forums. There's probably a heated discussion between obese feminists about how disloyal and evil men are. They have the same opinion that we do and believe that their only hope is to turn gay because all men are just horny cheating bastards, and yet here we exist.

I have to believe that loyal women exist. They might be ugly or deformed, but they're some where out there and you just have to find them.

>>8249155
without*

>>8249155
I'm not trying to be a trap, just a cute boy. I am already an 8/10 without being in shape, I just want to be as nice as possible.

>>8249173
If I met a cute, feminine boy who was willing to take hormones for me, I could probably love him.

>>8249168
>I have to believe that loyal women exist.

They don't. Understand that the same women who go on about how all men are cheating bastards also try to claim that sucking other men's dick isn't really cheating.

>>8249168
There are loyal women that aren't ugly and deformed. Those are the kind of women that I like

>>8249156
Many cultures tie love and sex together, for better or for worse. If Saten-anon hadn't told his stories, I guarantee you any notion of love for a /jp/er would have been met with "NIGGA U GAY LOL BUTMAD."

While I don't know Saten-anon in person, perhaps he visits those places because he has no one to be faithful to. He posts on /jp/ after all, he has to be lonely.

>>8249168
Let's pretend for a moment that a female version of /jp/ exists.

She has no friends, never had friends, has nobody she talks to online, has no sort of online messenger, is a loyal, lonely, and desperate virgin, only browses 4chan or other anonymous forums, sits in her room 24 hours a day, and literally never leaves her house because her parents pay for anything.

It doesn't matter what she looks like at that point, because it's impossible to find her. How would you? Just look at this thread. Even the regular denizens of /jp/ can't find each other and here they all are.

Never mind the fact that females who reveal their gender on the internet are the worst kind of females.

>>8249192
>the fact that females who reveal their gender on the internet are the worst kind of females.
THIS, SO MUCH

>>8249192

There's really just no hope at all, is there?

Goddammit, this is so depressing. I just want to cry.

>>8249187
>Many cultures tie love and sex together, for better or for worse.
Of course, but glory holes represent a severing of that connection. It's entirely impossible to build anything emotional across a blank wall.

>>8249192
>>8249209
I am male, but I am willing to leave my room to meet /jp/ and be gay together. Like the other anon was saying, Anime Expo.

>>8249156
H-how mean, i would like love as much as anyone else..
I would not do such a thing to someone i am in a relationship with!

I cant really deny my interest in lewd things though.

>>8249192
She exists in 2D and that's good enough for me.

God, don't. internet relationships suck

you'll never meet the person
you'll let them steal your heart then watch as they walk off with the alpha male ._.
you'll do anyhting for her but she won't return the favor
you'll cry for hours over her and she won't feel a thing
you'll spend hours with her in a tiny.hat room and in 3 weeks she'll be with someone else on the same forum

picture related, it's her. the one I love more than anything in the world

>loyal, lonely,
right here you already ran into a problem. Unless her parents never sent her to school or let her socialize, she's already been with 50 guys.
It doesn't help if there are so many men that are looking for this mystical woman, because at that point it gets to their head, "A lot of guys are looking for a girl like me!", she gets picky, and becomes a normalshit woman that thinks she can get everything she wants and then becomes a slut.

It's another catch 22, that just takes a bit more mental effort to realize.

>>8249209
>There's really just no hope at all, is there?

No. Accept it like everyone else.

>>8249218
anyways I'll go back to /r9k/ now

have fun with that

>>8249211
My dick is small and ugly, you will never love me.

>>8249218
>>8249220
Haven't you been reading the thread? Everyone is past considering women, we want a gay relationship with a /jp/-goer because no-one else would be relate-able on any level.

>>8249192

What about a girl who is never approached by guys because she's morbidly obese, she's shy, but still goes outside from time to time? Maybe libraries or something like that.

Couldn't a girl like this be realistically attainable and possibly loyal?

Why are you all obsessing over a girl? Just find a guy, it's much easier.
DON'T look for traps, for fucks sake. They are ten times worse than women. Spend a weekend browsing /d/ and you'll run across those bitch queens.

Alright guys, I'm about to delete all the posts in this thread that are mine, meaning the thread is about to lose about 170 posts or so. Any last requests before I do so?

>>8249236
Do you go to libraries or somewhere else outside from time to time?

If not (and this is the case for most of /jp/, anyway), why would she?

>>8249241
See
>>8249228

>>8249241
Traps != shemales

>>8249245

>5

>>8249192
>Never mind the fact that females who reveal their gender on the internet are the worst kind of females.

Why is that? Plenty of men reveal their gender online and no one flips their shit over it. Usually they don't have to, though, because people like you just assume everyone is male

I hate to use the term "male privilege," but I can't think of any other phrase to describe your amazingly sexist perspective here

>>8249246

She doesn't have to be as socially crippled as I am though. I'm willing to compromise as long as she's shy and not a slut, which I think would be pretty likely considering the morbid obesity.

>>8249245
You-YOU LIAR

>>8249246
I do. I like reading but have no money to spend on books.

>>8249220
The problem is that there seems to be some kind issue with people letting their ego take the reins of their emotions.

It'd be nice to find a girl who would actively reject society, rather than uses her uniqueness to try and milk from it.

There's a loneliness in rejecting people, yeah, but a beauty so much the same when they can say "it's better than the alternative!"

>>8249228
oh no it wasn't all bad

there's that warm fuzzy feeling when you wake up and there'sa message from her

i'm just gonna stop tryingto typeright now

there's tha t feel when she smiles or when shes igns into skype
andwhen seh says She loves you and you want to curl up into your blanketand cuddle the warmth youfeel through the tintenet
and when you make plans to go somewherea nd you mean it
and when you geta <3 from her
and you can't help but lookingforward toseeing her eeveryday
and when you see her smle you fill up with the happywarmth like... at hte very end of toradora whe asiaka comes back and tryuuji says he loves her and she headbutts him
it's great
just don't do it

>>8249245

>>8249245
king of gets more like KING OF SAMEFAGS

>>8249254
>sexist
I hate this feminist delusion that every time a man references differences in gender, it's sexism. People on 4chan are male until proven otherwise. More males use 4chan than females. Therefore, proclaiming your gender would just be attention whoring.

>>8249236
>morbidly obese, she's shy
There are chubby chasers you know.
Especially in the US. Unless you live in a country that despises obese people and has a very low percentage of them, you'll never find a loyal person like that. Actually, not even then. There will probably be fetishists who will chase those down.

I thank those cock spammers turning some of the remaining here gay from conditioning. They gave many here a chance at happiness.

>>8249211
Even if they hate you Saten-anon, I do not. I understand why you do the things you do, and would likely do the same if I had the courage. I personally like you, since keeping your friendly demeanor while under fire for sharing your intimate stories must by trying. Of course, this is the internet. We will never meet. Or if we do, neither of us will know it.

>>8249245
welp, that does it for me, i'm out.

On second thought, these fags I invited from /soc/ will keep the conversation going even without me. I'll stick around long enough to make a Part 2.

>>8249282
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A HUGE FAGGOT?!

>>8249282
Just stop shitposting and trolling

When did /jp/ go from "yeah we are NEETs are we have happy, fuck sex and social lie" to "baaaaaaaaaaw I hate being a Neet, I wish I had a girlfriend baaaaaaaaaaaw, life is so dark baaaaw i'm gonna go listen to some linkin park"

Go back to your boards morons.

>>8249270

What about horrible deformities? Severe acne scarring, burn scars, boils, missing limbs, anything is fine I don't care. There has to be something that most men aren't attracted to?

>>8249288

>>8249295

Denial only works for so long.

>>8249282
>>8249295
Yeah and then they're here.
This is why we can't have nice things

YOU'VE RUINED THE BOARD KOG I HATE YOU

HATE YOU

>>8249295
when the old r9k died, likely.

Well it was a good thread while it lasted.

/so/, a few months

If he did invite /soc/ trash in here, i really hope the OP can just delete the thread and those who are interested know where to read over again.

KOG WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD?

Why does this thread have 275 replies omitted

>>8249295
sorry i just cameoverfrom /r9k/

sorry bout your thread brah

also my keyboardis fuck

>>8249315

>5

KOOOOOOOOOOG

Honestly it's a wonder that the thread lasted as long as it did.

Well thread is over, nice to talk with you guys

>>8249312
this thread was never good

>>8249269
>People on 4chan are male until proven otherwise. More males use 4chan than females.

Nope. See my image >>8249254 here. Whabam, all the people you think are men are actually women trying to fool you

What's that? Stupid bullshit, you say? But Anon, it's about as much proof as anything you could offer for your assumptions

It's almost like bitching over someone's unprovable and unknowable unless you're one of those /b/tards who call for dicks/tits or get out is completely pointless. Welcome to the Schrodinger's Cat that is internet gender assumptions

>>8249192
>>Let's pretend for a moment that a female version of /jp/ exists.

One of my best friends online that I got to know through /jp/ is exactly this. She also hates 3D though.

I think a lot of people ITT forgot that many /jp/ers do live by the 3DPD thing. Not saying all of /jp/ does, but many do.

>>8249345
>>8249345
>>8249345
Part 2

>>8248602
>My dad taught me that one of the main tests of friendship is seeing who is the one initiating contact all the time. Is it always you? Then they're not actually your friend
I don't agree. I love talking and I have a friend who loves listening, so obviously I'm the one who mostly starts the conversations.
Why couldn't he be female ;_;

>>8249352

Friendship is a two way street, Anon. If one party stops communicating and the relationship completely collapses, then it wasn't a real relationship in the first place. It was you just talking at someone

Key word: AT

>>8249330
>Whabam, all the people you think are men are actually women trying to fool you
Women talking about eroge, h-doujin, and onaholes? There's a difference between possibility and likelihood. That doesn't mean there are zero women on /jp/ (there are at least a few), but you're delusional if you think that these things don't chiefly appeal to men.

>>8249405
>Women don't usually like sexual things

You see Anon, this is wrong, demonstrably so. Even within the context of your own neurotic 3dpd views where any woman who has had sex in her entire life is a slut, this is wrong

Onaholes, sure, fair enough. But why exactly is it hard to believe that women wouldn't be interested in eroge or h-doujin?

Furthermore, even if it is for some reason, why does this excuse you and every other stupid faggot who jumps down a woman's throat because she mentioned her gender online instead of simply not giving a shit? You never see people badger a man for mentioning his gender simply because it was assumed anyway. This is sexist, and more importantly, stupid

Is it truly so difficult and threatening to your world view to just assume everyone you speak with here could be either gender?

>That feel when KoG killed the thread and the nice discussions.
Oh well it was time for bed anyways.. ;_;

>>8249487
Here, there is no point in mentioning gender. Anyone doing so can only be doing so for the sake of attention. Its also well-known /jp/'s reaction to someone claiming to be a girl, so anyone even trying is pretty much confirmed troll.

That and most eroge cater to men and not women, so its kind of common sense that men are going to like it anyways.

That said, its clear you're some bitter girl from a board where getting railed on for your gender doesn't exist. Don't be so sensitive.

The thread is dead, the "second part" is getting spammed and is a one-man show anyways.

>>8249507
>That said, its clear you're some bitter girl from a board where getting railed on for your gender doesn't exist. Don't be so sensitive.

And here we go with the assumptions again. I simply find it abhorrent that men and women are held to such different standards on the internet, and do my little part to try to argue against the ignorance of people such as yourself

It's not like you'll actually believe me, but I am in fact male. I know this won't fit into your amazingly limited view of genders, though, so feel free to assume I have a vagina anyway simply because I empathize with people who have them

>>8249557
Men and women are held to different standards in all aspects of life, not just on the internet. That will never change.

>>8249573

Not as long as people like you are too intellectually lazy to even the standards, anyway. Meritocracy thinking is for squares anyway. Better to just make assumptions because of which pair of genitals someone was born with

>>8249586
But cocks are better than dirty vaginas

>>8249586
People like me? You mean most everyone in the world? You're not going to change anything. Guys will always be "cool" for sleeping around, and girls will always be "sluts," etc. Double standards will never go away. That doesn't mean it's right, but it's something you have to get used to. And it's certainly something you shouldn't complain about happening in random internet thread.

>>8249613

not the anon you are talking with, but fuck standards. Standards are the same ones that want you to be a normal fag and sleep around, fuck used goods, and other normalfag shit. He doesn't have to change the world, he could at least change standards being set in the small place that is different and would agree with our views. Take your world view to some other board, because it doesn't matter here.
They're both shit for sleeping around. I was agreeing with you for the most part until you brought up that example.

>>8249633
I don't agree with the standards, and that example was just the first I thought of. I think they're both shit for sleeping around, too. I only meant to say it's useless to complain about it, especially on /jp/, a board where misogyny, and even misanthropy, is so common.

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>>8249330
>say Whabam
>claim to be male

Just fuck already /jp/

>>8251690
we don't want carnal relations.
we want companionship and that's all.

>>8249487
>>why exactly is it hard to believe that women wouldn't be interested in eroge or h-doujin?

Because the ones who are are usually grotesque and we don't want to acknowledge that they exist. I knew a girl who talked about "pervy" doujins all the time, to quote her. If she wasn't fat and didn't smell bad we probably would've been closer. At least as friends, since she hates 3D boys.

>>8252400
I think the word you are looking for is fujoshi