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Do you ever have dreams about ZUN!bar?
I had a dream once where I was playing Tekken Tag Tournament with ZUN!bar once.

>> No.8246956

Tekken? Sounds like a nightmare.

>> No.8246957

>once
>once

>> No.8246961

>>8246956
I almost made that same exact joke.

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>>8246954
I actually have, I had this one wierd as hell dream where ZUN!bar was bullying me and beating me up. While everyone else from /jp/ just watched. It was just like highschool

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I dreamt I was in the place of that guy commanding the milky holmes, solving crimes and flirting with the girls IT WAS JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMEZ

>> No.8246983

>>8246977
ZUN!bar would never bully someone, he's far too nice.

>> No.8247013

>Tag Tournament
at least you're playing the only decent title in that series.

>> No.8248305

On a homosexual and homosexual morning, Sion sat on a boat. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His penis ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect ZUNbar to love someone with a homosexual penis?

Cryptically, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a homosexual homosexual dildo, all on a summer's day. I wish my ZUNbar would fuck me, in his own homosexual way..."

"Do you?" ZUNbar sat down beside Sion and put his hand on Sion's penis. "I think that could be arranged."

Sion gasped cryptically. "But what about my homosexual penis?"

"I like it," ZUNbar said cryptically. "I think it's homosexual."

They came together and their kiss was like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung.

"I love you," Sion said cryptically.

"I love you too," ZUNbar replied and fucked him.

They bought an anime, moved in together, and lived cryptically ever after.

>> No.8248309

>>8248305
Post of the year.

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