/jp/ - Otaku Culture

GO AWAY BUTT RANGER

too autistic even for /jp/

>>8230999
whoa trips o__o

Are you 12?

>>8231001
That's not possible.

>>8231002
>>8230999

HELLa naizz trips lol
*cirno reaction image*

>>8231014
"I have seen dicks bathed in the Meido's flames. Their semen fading without so much as a whimper. Entire genitalia born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own balls, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million sperm wasted! Had they all held within them your homolust? Had they all loved cocks as you do?

Perhaps it is your love of cocks that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your dicks will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my balls, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Cock."

buttranger

roleplayer scum not allowed

if you were a decent writer maybe it'd be different but really pls go. you're not wanted.

>>8231028
"Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the dicks and observe!

Today our cock's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!

Meido, herald of the homos, has been defeated by our brave cocksuckers in the depths of the homo city of Gensokyo."

I'm not The Buttranger.

>>8231028
>roleplayer scum not allowed
>avatar and namefagging

>>8231037
Yeah, if one of those is calling you out, then you know you're done.

>>8231037
Newfriends don't know about the archives, so here's a link

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_username=the+buttranger

I sit and wait.
Does a Touhou
Contemplate my fate?
And do they know
The places where we go
When we´re gray and old?
´cos I have been told
That salvation
Lets their wings unfold.
So when I’m lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I’m loving Touhous instead.

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I’m right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call - she won't forsake me.
I’m loving Touhous instead

When I’m feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know that I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead

I’m loving Touhous instead.

Never made it as a normal
I couldn't cut it as a poor NEET stealing
Tired of living like an autist
I'm sick of /jp/ without a sense of meido
And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say homu
I was waiting on a different touhou
This time I'm frustrated
For handing you a shit worth posting
And I've been lewd, I've been gay,
Been to the bottom of every portal
These four words in my head
Scream "Is /jp/ shitty yet?"

>>8231050
Please stop making posts that make me want to shoot somebody, mostly myself.

I don't wanna wait
For /jp/ to be shitty
I want to know right now
What will it be
I don't wanna wait
For /jp/ to be shitty
Will it be yes or will it be
Shitty

He posts the shit as a meditation
And those he shits never suspect
He doesn't play for the touhous he wins
He doesn't play for the autism
He posts the shit to find the answer
The sacred geometry of shit
The hidden law of a probable shitpost
The homu lead a dance

I know that the spades are the swords of a touhou
I know that the clubs are weapons of NEETs
I know that diamonds mean money for Saten
But that's not the shape of my shit

He may play the jack of diamonds
He may lay the queen of spades
He may conceal a king in his hand
While the memory of it fades

And if I told you that I loved you
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm not a man of too many faces
The mask I wear is one
Those who speak know nothing
And find out to their cost
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
And those who fear are lost

>>8231050
What's that have got to do with you avatar and namefagging?

Homu Hom- Stop

With your bird in the air and your shit on the ground
Try this spaghetti and cook it, yeah
Your shitpost will collapse if there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Way out, in the archive, see it bawwing

I was bawwing in the archive
Shitposters were hiding behind the rock
Except for little NEETs
When they told me homu is saten
They're trying to talk to me, autism

>>8231052
Filter my posts with 4chan X. -- \Tokiko\ in the name section. Or, fuck, turn on Anonymize. Pic's related

You can tell by the way she walks that she's my touhou. You can tell by the way she talks that she rules the world. You can see in her eyes that no one is her chain. She's my touhou - my supertouhou.

And then she'd say : "It's okay, I got lost on the way, but I'm a supertouhou, and supertouhous don't cry."
And then she'd say: "It's alright, I got home, late last night, but I'm a supertouhou, and supertouhous just fly."

And then she'd say, that nothing can go wrong. When you're a touhou, what can go wrong? And then she'd laugh, the nighttime into day, pushing her fear, further along.

And then she'd shout, down the line, tell me she's got, no more time. 'cause she's a supertouhou, and supertouhous don't hide.
And then she'd scream, in my face, tell me to leave, leave this place, 'cause she's a supertouhou, and supertouhous just fly.

Yes, she's a supertouhou. She's sewing seeds, she's burning trees. Yes, she's a supertouhou - my supertouhou.

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