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8225572 No.8225572 [Reply] [Original]

are you a bad enough dude to write a poem based on this photograph?

>> No.8225588

>>8225572
Wriggle likes his cars
Like he likes his ass
Exposed, vulnerable
and out of gas

>> No.8225595

I only do prose, sorry. If it were stories I'd do it.

>>8225588
Mature poetry doesn't rhyme.

>>8225593
She's a namefriend, not a tripfag.

>> No.8225593 [DELETED] 

There once was a tripfag,
and they were shit,
and nobody liked them,
and fuck established conventions regarding prose.

>> No.8225602

Red triangle set,
Wriggle fixing the engine,
Bug fixing a bug

>> No.8225606

Wriggle pls go

>> No.8225625

>>8225595

if you have nothing to contribute, don't post.

>> No.8225629

>>8225625
Then why did you post?

>> No.8225669
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8225669

>>8225588
if your car has no gas
how far do you expect to be
getting nowhere real fast
sounds like no deal to me

>> No.8225675
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8225675

>>8225602
That was really good.

>> No.8225686

>>8225625
A bit too abstract for me. I can see that you were trying to do something, but I just can't see what.

>> No.8225951

Let's pop the boot and see...
Wait, this engine isn't familiar to me,
Because although it's a Volkwagen,
This engine sure ain't type 1!

[Don't ask how I know.]

>> No.8225967

Deep in the forest
The summer cicadas chirp
The bug is stranded

>> No.8225975

>>8225967
Smiling, the flower watches
Now I do not want to leave

>> No.8225980

>>8225675
Indeed.

I trust we have a winner, gentlemen.

>> No.8225981 [DELETED] 

>>8225951
>implying vws have suicide doors

>> No.8225984

>>8225675
>>8225980
Why do you guys have such shit taste?

>> No.8225990

>>8225984

Because they think someone noticing a bug fixing a bug was clever when it was the entire premise of the picture.

>> No.8225992
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8225992

>>8225975
>>8225967
>>8225951
>>8225593
>>8225602
i love all of these! thank you very very very VERY much!

>> No.8225995

>>8225990
How do you know it's a Volkswagen?

>> No.8226002

I have no idea what I'm looking at,
With tubes and teeth it looks like a dragon,
Shut up Yuuka, stop that,
You too Medicine you fucking moron,
I can't have you two getting hurt,
On this four wheel metal deathtrap,
Why does it have no roof, and suicide doors?
Fuck that kappa,
When I see her again,
I'm gonna kick her right in the shin.

>> No.8226024

>>8225975
森の中
蝉の鳴き声
帰れない
花は見守る
帰りたくない

>> No.8226038

There once was a doll named Su-san
Who discovered a buggy of cyan
In an act quite bizarre
She flew in the car
and hid inside of the oilpan

>> No.8226051

>>8226002
>On this four wheel metal deathtrap

You're more right than you know. My VW actually caught fire twice.

>> No.8226059

>Wriggle Nightbug

Oh fuck, they're multiplying.

We need youkai control. Where's miko when you need her?

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8226081

>>8225995
The really wide bolt pattern on the wheels which was used only on early models. The studs don't go into the axle flange unlike with most other cars, but are screwed into the brake drum directly. (The axle is just splined to the drum and secured with a nuge hut.)

The doors and other parts look more like a Fiat 500 though.

>> No.8226113

>>8226002
Are you the rap battles guy?

This thread made me appreciate you a lot more than I used to.

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