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get dubz

drinking and playing videogames and fucking her in the ass

I would do anything and together we would do everything.

I spend every night with her, and we do a lot of things. We buy drinks in the vending machines near the docks, hang around in the roof, fly around the city, go to visit some of our friends... We are quite happy.

That would be so sad because I could only spend one day with her.

>>8207243
jeebus

Unspeakable things

>>8207220

no doubz for u

Just like the ending of A.I.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqqNOqEhC0s

i'd stick mah dick up her butt xD

>>8210500

Romantic evening. Nice dinner, great bottle of wine, movie, karaoke, making passionate love.

>>8210564
>no sex

Cover the National District Attorney's Conference and the Mint 500 motorbike race in Las Vegas

me and patchouli like to spend the day in bed, napping and reading and napping some more

I would teach her how to bowl. Then eat her cooking with smoochy smoochy and nibbles in bed.

If i have a waifu i swear i stop being a shut-in

I would do anything as long as it's realistically attainable and wouldn't permanently injure me.
Then I would spend the day on a nice, romantic date in the best possible settings I would arrange beforehand. At the end of the night we would kiss and have a teary goodbye and lament that we may never see each other again. We wouldn't do anything lewd--that would be an insult to the perfect day we've had.

I don't have a waifu but I am fond of a character.

I think it'd be nice to go for a hike in the Magical Woods and have a picnic. Then we could read.

I'd do anything.

If I got to spend a day with her, I'd take her out to a fancy dinner at KFC and then enjoy a night of hot, steamy mahjong. Even better if we bet our lives against each other.

>>8210827
>a fancy dinner at KFC
I was going to make a witty comment but then I realized that I can't even afford that.

I'd cry all day in her arms, for she would be taken away by the end of the day.

In all likelyhood I'd be rather cold and distant, pushing her away and hurting her feelings as a result. Feels bad, man.

>>8207273
Lucid dreaming?

>>8210844
Wandering /x/phile here, seems like a good chance to post this guide.

>>8210847
I've been trying WILD because all the other methods seem really unreliable. Any personal advice? I've read so many guides and forums, but I still have trouble with it. It only ever works for me if I black out while trying to stay awake, then wake up while I'm hallucinating.

>>8210847
Lucid dreaming is a sham. You aren't really in control of anything

Impregnating her, of course.

>>8210852
Yes. All those methods are shit, difficult and boring.

Just do uberman sleep. I was having lucid dreams 4 times a day with any technique.

>>8210847

gonna go to sleep now and try lucid dreaming, actually try as hard as i can to remember to do it while asleep, i hope it works.

>>8210859
>without* any technique

>>8210859
I can't nap, not just because I don't have enough time, either.

>>8210868
I couldn't nap at the start, but you get used to it.

>>8210847
There's a tripfag somewhere who used to post about his experience with lucid dreaming. Apparently, he learned how to it solely to violently rape his favorite Touhou on a nightly basis.

>>8210857
You are if you do it properly. It's a well-recognized phenomenon and one tons of people do naturally (you probably have at some point). I hate when people say it's a sham.
Of course stuff like "dreamscaping" (meeting other dreamers MMORPG-style) is pure bullshit.

>>8210881
I'm surprised you even bothered to reply to it.

>>8210881
But your conciousness isn't even the one in control. It's your subconscious that does everything and instincts in dreams.

>>8210888
> subconscious
Get out with your pop psychology bullshit.