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This is more than likely how it would play out.

I would never expect Sanae to help me, or any other Touhou for that matter. They are all either complete cunts, or too weak to help anyway.

I bet they see immigrants just like how we see uncouth board outsiders.

Just tell Sanae that she won't be able to suck your dick if you're eaten.

Looks like Suwako wants to show me a magic trick with those interlocking rings. Step aside, Sanae.

What?
They are female, so I could just beat their faces in and rape them into submission.

>"B-but magic!"

Magic isn't real, so it wont work on me.

>>8199502
>>>/v/

>>8199502
Its ok no need to act tough.

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>>8199457
Would they really turn down the faith if you offered to worship? Reimu is putting them out of business.

cum at me bro

>>8199502

I thought it's impossible to make that situation any worse, but you just accomplished that.

>>8199514

It's the other way around.

Tengu and Kappa started worshipping them. Actually, whole youkai mountain does.

Your not going to get much faith with that attitude.

Reimu helps outsiders. No wonder she slapped the shit out of all three of you.

Besides, your a human, Sanae.

>>8199526
>>moogi

>>8199537
What if I told them I'm the world's best floor cleaner and I'd gladly polish the shrine for them if they told the youkai not to eat me.

Surely that would work.

>>8199513
Deagle brand deagle could probably kill six 2hu's with one bullet. Gun is legendary.

>>8199517
I'm not acting tough. No amount of magic could possibly reverse a females inborn instinct to get raped and pregnant.
Not to mention a male IS stronger, no way around that, it might as well be a universal constant.

Something doesn't add up here.

The guy reached the shrine at the top of a mountain full of xenophobic hostile youkai in one piece.

What the hell would he afraid of?

If anything, the youkai should be afraid of him.

>>8199567
>Not to mention a male IS stronger, no way around that,
There are almost certainly in Gensokyo women stronger than most men on /jp/, as shitposting isn't really a legitimate bodybuilding activity.

Wouldn't it be funny if Sanae happened to be one of them?

>>8199457
I'm not being chased or anything,
I was just looking for some for a place to work for free,
I'll do all the dirty work that piles up.
I'm just a traveler seeking the path of enlightenment.

>>8199604

Or he crossed the border on the mountain. Or was teleported there.

>>8199607
Sanae is a teenage girl, I could probably fracture her skull and kill her in one punch.

>>8199607
> Wouldn't it be funny if Sanae happened to be one of them?

Of course she's one of them. She has to be strong enough to hold men down and rape them so she can gather faith.

>>8199623
I may believe you if you said 2 or more punches but you gotta chillax super tough guy

You just have to sometimes suck my cock dude

>>8199623
Shitposting aside, it's legitimately difficult to kill somebody in one punch, especially somebody in the prime of their life. Humans are sturdy creatures.

>>8199540
>Reimu helps outsiders
>Reimu
>helps

I'm a quickshot.
Lets see any of them dodge 300 million shot traveling at 50mph.

I'd love to see mr. Tough Guy getting eaten by Rumia.

All the tears, screams and begging for mercy while pissing and shitting himself would be so cute.

>>8199648
>Reimu solves incidents

She helps just not in the way the other guy said. Deal with it.

>>8199640
>>8199642
Neither of you have ever touched a female. They are MUCH more fragile than men. A female breast is so soft, a strike from an average sized male at a sideways angle could probably tear it right off.

>>8199667
I actually am very damn cute, or so I've been told anyways. Rumia is tiny, she'd put up as much of a fight as a toy poodle.

>>8199669
I thought a majority of Youkai have some form of advanced strength

Against such a presence, against such a revelation, all you can do is bow your head as you try to marshal yourself. "I... was not aware of the history between your kind and ours. In light of this, my words were inexcusably flippant, and I apologize, although I have no right to your forgiveness." You raise your head back to look the commander straight in the eye, the shaking gone almost completely, a second wind filling your sails. "But, I apologize only for the tone I used and the words I chose. I do not, and will not, apologize for the message behind them. No amount of bad blood can justify this act, arresting us for no reason other than the possibility that we may someday pose a threat to you. As it stands now, we have done you no wrong, aside from laying down roots into your mountain with, I admit, no warning given nor permission asked. But we are not tricksters, or spies, sent here to assess your capabilities under a guise of good intentions--" You add a little extra edge to these words, and you can tell by the subtle change in his expression that they hit their mark. "--but rather, refugees from another world, come here by chance or design to try and make a new life for ourselves. We are trespassers on your mountain, but we are not intruders. The terms may be effectively synonymous, but there is a difference between them that yawns wide in this situation." A small pain in your throat signals you to stop: it has become so dry through this speech that swallowing, well, hurts. You keep your mouth closed and your eyes fixed on his, awaiting his counter-argument.

Okay, wait.

Show me your dick.

Maybe, just maybe I will help you.

Before delivering it, he descends from his position towering in the air above you, touching down with both feet on the mountaintop a few paces in front of you, his loose clothing blowing to and fro in the breeze. Although he is still looking down at you, necessitated by the fact that he stands head-and-shoulders taller, you feel deeply the meaning of his act, placing you both on level ground. When he speaks, his voice is softened, but not soft: the sword has been sheathed, but it is still kept loose. "You speak well and wisely for one so young. It does nothing to change the immediate situation; I have orders from the Master of the Mountain, Lord Tenma himself, to take you into custody, and I will carry those out regardless. But before I do so, there are two vital points in your argument that I wish to resolve. Firstly, you speak of coming here by design, but you have not yet made any mention of precisely what that design might be. Secondly, you say you have done no wrong towards us, while you yourself have--"

>>8199672
You're forgetting that although a female may be very strong, you always add an extra 1d24 for male rolls comparatively.
Males always win.

You're implying that Sanae would turn away a fresh meaty cock?

LOL

A sudden gust of wind from behind you interrupts his sentence and almost sends you sprawling on the ground. Righting yourself proves difficult, as the gust holds steady while losing only a fraction of its intensity. Before you, the commander and his forces hastily adjust their stances to lean into this sudden gale, all as bewildered as you are as to its source. Shortly, though, one of the soldiers shouts wordlessly and points at something behind and above you. As you labor to turn and follow the line of her finger, it dawns on you that at some point during the exchange, Sanae had gone missing. She should have been plainly visible, standing between you and the commander when he landed. Turning brings Hina, Minoriko and Shizuha into your field of vision for a little while; all three are knelt down on one knee, facing the shrine, heads lowered. You begin to fear the sight that will meet your eyes, then fear it anew as it does, at last, meet them.

Untouched by the maelstrom of winds evidenced around her by the leaves and other assorted detritus caught in it, Sanae hangs static in the air above the shrine roof, eyes closed, head bowed, hands clasped above her chest in a gesture of supplication, mouth moving slowly as she speaks words that only she can hear. Behind you, the commander shouts orders, but no-one moves to follow them through, because no-one, not even he, can move. It is doubtful they can even make them out.

>>8199669
Well mister 'women are made of silly putty', I don't think they're overestimating 'females', you're the one overestimating fat neckbreads. Sanae and Rumia don't have to hit you, they can push you over and you'll roll down the mountain on your own.

>>8199669
>A female breast is so soft
Life-like texture ;_;

>>8199669
i'm out of shape and i could still kill you

i got a gun and you would put as much fight as a shitposter like myself.

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>>8199672
According to ZUN, their bodies are so damn tough that human knuckles wouldn't even cut their lips.

>>8199669
Are you retarded, do you know how much force it takes just to tear skin of someones body?

>>8199556
Guns can't hurt youkai, they manipulate borders/dodge bullets/survive nuclear blasts all day long.

>>8199692
Imagine what a gun would do in Gensokyo now. Get it? They can't win, even if you are disarmed. When you have a weapon it's that much simpler.

>>8199688
If they get that near I can pummel them into fresh ground dirt. Not like shoving me will do anything anyways.
They're girls, they just can't win.

>>8199714
Look at
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>>8199714
Poster note: this post is using real physics/logic not fitting for IMAGINARYLAND/gensokyo, which is supposed to be funny.

>>8199714
Look at this faggot man.
You're a funny guy thinking you can do any of the shit you're saying. Must be one of those internet tough guys that cant back up any of the shit you say. Just stop embarrassing yourself.

>>8199714
>If they get that near I can pummel them into fresh ground dirt.
With what? The titanic strength you use to get out of bed every morning? Please.
>Not like shoving me will do anything anyways.
Yes it will, mister jam rolly-polly. You'll go right over, you're probably perfectly geometrically designed to roll full revolution. It'd be a sight for sore eyes, that's for sure.
>They're girls, they just can't win.
Actually muscular men > women > neckbread
Learn the hierarchy, it could save your life.

>>8199714
Yeah sure, your cock gives you superhuman powers over girls

>>8199749
>neckbread

Why does this sound delicious?

Wow, no need to get so frustrated over things.
Red is a broader wavelength than violet, light is faster than sound, men are stronger than women.
Why is it so hard for you guys to understand this?

Why do you think physical sports have gender divisions?

>>8199787
You are forgetting that this is Gensokyo

>>8199787
The thing is you are comparing a fictional world to the real world. Yet you are defending yourself so hard. Face it in their world you are fucking trash.

>>8199787
That's just a general rule. However, fat men with no muscle will not be able to overpower women who have physical training. Or superhuman monsters. Pretty simple, really.

>>8199790
And there are no men other than those in the village who they youkai never bother (Ever wonder why, dumbass?).
Spellcard rules are in place because otherwise, all youkai would get hunted down and raped by men. That is the whole reason gensokyo exists, to protect all those females who want to seem strong by having no men in the picture. It's exactly like women sports. It doesn't matter how good you are in that division, you're still shit in the grand scheme of things.

>>8199787
You, at the time of this writing, are an average human male with the strength potential of average humans.

Now the beings in question are girls that are powered by magic and myth, and happen to have extraordinary strength, reflexes, and magic capability.

Do you honestly think you can use brute strength against something that has high levels of strength themselves?

This debate is silly

>>8199787
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>>8199669
get a load of this faggot

>>8199803

Just stop.

It's not even funny.

>all youkai would get hunted down and raped by men

2/10

>>8199803
An average muscly body builder from this world is on par with an average little girl from Gensokyo.

If youkai women from gensokyo are so strong, why do they even need a gensokyo? Why don't they just take over what Earth currently is?

That's right, they cant. They are too weak.
You can set one man for every three youkai and they're all dead. That's only a small squad of around fifty or so men.

>>8199836
Technology always etc., And the technology of Renko+Maribel's Earth is quite far ahead of ours.

>>8199803
>It doesn't matter how good you are in that division, you're still shit in the grand scheme of things.
But chunky, you don't even make it to that division. You're deluded to even consider taking on a girl with physical training. And as a woman with such training, I'll gladly roll your fat ass down a hill any day of the week. Hell, since you're so fond of them, we can make it a new Women's Olympic Sport: Competitive Fatbeard Rolling. How d'ya like that?

>>8199836
>take over earth
That would require them having to see fat as fatasses like you.

>>8199836
Why would they WANT to take over earth?
They wouldn't want to deal with fat neckbeards pretending to be tough guys on the internet.

>>8199787
>men are stronger than women

And yet more skilled/fit woman can defeat less skilled/fit man in a fist fight. Three women with even less effort.

Look at them. They seem determined enough to kick your ass. No magic or even muscles are needed. They could just rush and gouge your eyes out. The best you could probably do is cause few bruises and a bleeding lip.

>>8199842
>woman
Show us your dick please.

>>8199842
My buttmad-female-alarm is going craaazyyyy

>>8199841
Why is everyone assuming I'm fat? I'm trying to enlighten you guys, but all you say back to me is "he he, fat"

I'm also heavy in native blood, I can't even grow a neckbeard.
>>8199842
Women training is a joke, but I'll flatter you. It would maybe take more than two punches to kill you.

>From my perspective, the power of today's youkai has not weakened; on the contrary, it's too much for the small area that is Gensokyo.
>However, no youkai ever try to invade the outside world.
>Why is this?
>I believe it's because youkai have no reason to attack the humans of the outside world.
>To that extent, the outside world has become the world of humans.
>Thus, even though Gensokyo is as small as it is, no youkai would ever leave it to go on a rampage.
>Enlightenment is knowing one has enough, and finding satisfaction in one's circumstances.
>The youkai have finally reached that point in their existence.

Y'all niggas are breaking global rule 3

Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.

>>8199855
That is absolutely disgusting. I really the US military could get information on Gensokyo and spread some freedom for those communist fucks.

>>8199855

They leave it to get humans to eat though.

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>>8199852
What can I say, delusional nerds tick me off.

>>8199853
>I'm also heavy in native blood, I can't even grow a neckbeard.
Hoo boy, this just gets better and better. What are you, 5'6"? 5"? I eat little twerps like you for breakfast. Do you have any idea how many of you plucky faggots step onto the mat assuming they can beat me just because of what's dangling between their legs? Masculine arrogance is shockingly easy to break after a few humiliating seconds on the floor. Yes, that was a double-entendre, but if you don't get it, don't worry your little head about it.

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>>8199895
I'm 6'1" 189lbs

The difference between our arguments are, mine rely on factual scientifically proven statements. Yours are riled with emotion stemming from your wild inadequacies and sense of inferiority. There really is no reason to be so angry about it, it's a hopeless thing to worry about. I could never defeat a male Lion in a fight, but I can accept that. It seems like you just have some growing up and maturing to do, take a deep breath, and stop lying to yourself.

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>>8199895
Little kiddy trying to act like a tough guy. How cute. Your exaggerations of yourself keep growing the more angry you get huh little hulk.

>>8199932
That's me, i'm just marking this thread for deletion if meido-chan is on, cause fiddy-chan is off.

>>8199932
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>8199918
>mine rely on factual scientifically proven statements

DOI or few needed. And no proceedings, real articles.

Take your time.

>>8199918
>I'm 6'1" 189lbs
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on this one. Given the hand you were dealt, you didn't have any other choice, but it's okay. Just don't come back expecting to convince me you're some kind of martial arts wiz to boot, because there's only so much I can swallow. Anyway, even if it weren't the case, I've still taken guys more impressive than that simply because they didn't match up in terms of skill. Though it ain't easy, I'll grant you that. My instructor is built like a gorilla, I'm never going to top that, nor would I want to. But he's a big guy, he put the effort in to get as far he did. Weeds like you who try to prove their masculinity on the internet? Not so much. You'll have to forgive my doubting you, but that's not going to change. You're not very convincing. Sorry.

>>8199942

What exactly is wrong with this thread other than retarded tough guy troll?

>>8199980
You're calling bullshit on that?
That is a very average height and weight for a healthy male. I'm not a martial arts expert, but what is technique and martial arts? I'll tell you, it's a way to compensate for being sub par in speed and strength. As a male I AM faster and stronger than you, technique will never factor in because it is not needed.

>Only so much I can swallow
Oh, so you're one of those glory hole shitposters too? I guess ruining the general board wasn't enough for you, and this thread had to be shit on too? Shame on you.

What the hell happened here?

This is what happens when you post that disgusting slut. Internet tough guys.

>>8200018
>As a male I AM faster and stronger than you, technique will never factor in because it is not needed
>technique will never factor in because it is not needed
>technique will never factor in

Go to a boxing club. Ask a male who is smaller than you to fight with you. Fight. Post results.

You should be able to extrapolate the rest from these results.

>>8200029

Shitty troll talking with himself.

>>8200041
>Male
Mistake right here.
If he's smaller, he will be much faster than me and have an edge. How dense can you be?

>>8200018
>That is a very average height and weight for a healthy male
For a caucasian, sure. Caucasians can grow neckbeards, I don't even want to know what you are.
>technique will never factor in because it is not needed.
And there went any credibility you had left. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Incidentally, those arrogant faggots I described in the posts earlier? That still applies to you. Sorry. Being able to handle yourself is everything. If you're still in doubt, try your hand at against a female kickboxer some time. Or Aikidoka even, it doesn't matter really. Have fun!

>>8200029
Thread derailed, faggots being told. It's all good.

>>8200049
>If he's smaller, he will be much faster than me and have an edge. How dense can you be?

So a male who is smaller than you is faster than you and has an edge, but a female with equal muscle mass, skill and fat percent as the smaller guy will not be?

Hey, remember when she ripped a mountain out of the ground and launched it into space so you can battle her beyond Earth's orbit?

Anybody claiming humans can beat touhous is a troll or retard.

>>8200096

>remember when she ripped a mountain out of the ground and launched it into space so you can battle her beyond Earth's orbit?

Nope.

>>8200077
She's a female, so yes you are correct.

>>8200062
You don't need technique when killing an ant do you? No, because just raw strength and outrunning the thing is enough. It's the same for women. It seems you're also sub par upstairs as well.
Are you taking testosterone by any chance? It's flattering you want to become more like men, but no amount of hormone treatment will help you there. I'm also filled with testosterone, but what makes me a man rather than a boy is the ability to control myself, which you seem unable to do.

>>8200105
You made my laugh, anonymous. Well done.

>>8200103
You probably should.

>>8200105
>You don't need technique when killing an ant do you? No, because just raw strength and outrunning the thing is enough.
Oh man, this is hilarious. If you think the difference between a man and a woman is like a human and an ant, it's not me who has upstairs issues. You claim to have scientific proof. I have first-hand experience - a man with greater muscle mass and height can, quite easily, succumb to a woman of superior combat ability. It's that simple. As you have, of your own admission, no knowledge of unarmed combat, I don't see what you have left to back your argument. The animal comparisons are cute and all dear, but they don't really do you any good. And no, I don't use testosterone, I've never needed nor desired anything I couldn't build on my own.This is the part where you quit while you're ahead, by the way. The build inquiry is a little creepy, don't do yourself any more of a disservice.

>>8200103

Never played SWR?

It doesn't matter how powerful they are. Women are all defenseless to a big dick. And the girls of Gensokyo are starving for dick...

>>8200171

They grow dicks with magic and fuck each other daily.

Magical dicks that don't get tired, don't run out of ammo, are as hard and big as they want and cum gallons of cum with the strength of a water hose.

>>8200189
And are made of chocolate, right?

>>8200156
>pretentious like a G6

>>8200192

Delicious magical chocolate that don't melt.

>>8200156
That IS the difference between genders, for nearly every creature on earth. Of course this is where you're going to quote and bring up an insect, or some female with a large penis like a Hyena.
>superior combat ability.
That's why you see all these women in contact sports facing off against men, right? If women could compare to men, there would not be such an extreme divide between them in everything from labor to war.
I actually do find it cute and ear that you are so deluded. You're the type of feisty girl that I would love to tame. Too bad you're likely only resorting to physical sport because you can't compete with women when being hunted by men for courting.

Stop responding to Athens.

>>8200207
'the difference in physical ability between sexes is as big as a human and an ant' Since you apparently have no problem with this statement, I no longer have any interest in arguing with you using logic, since it's evidently quite beyond you.
>That's why you see all these women in contact sports facing off against men, right?
Generally the ones taking part would be of approximately the same level in terms of technique as well as weight, etc. I'm not arguing that women are physically the same as men, I'm saying that physical capacity is almost useless if you can't apply it properly. This is from personal experience, something which you lack in this area. Be a good boy and bow to your sempai~
>You're the type of feisty girl that I would love to tame.
The creepy thing. Seriously, stop it.
>compete with women when being hunted by men for courting.
I haven't taken any damage to the face bad enough to cause any problems in that area, I don't mind saying. But 'courting'? Really? I don't think I need to say it, but you're probably out of your league, ant-boy. Between your creepy disposition and your general attitude towards women...I don't know. Maybe a girl with no self-esteem who's never had a boyfriend in her life would be more your area. Good luck, anyway. We can't all find love.

>>8200227
Athens could actually argue quite well, this guy needs to grind a bit more on wikipedia.

>>8200256
I see nothing creepy about it, it would be a thrill.
You're going to attack my sentence structure rather than my argument now? I write courting because I am a gentleman. I am sure if we were to meet in the real world, you would be all over me like Australians on Marmite. Maybe you'd be fine with a whipped European boy though, although I'd doubt any of them would willingly take a dyke like the one you've made yourself out to be in this thread.

>Maybe a girl with no self-esteem who's never had a boyfriend in her life would be more your area.
By virtue of being on /jp/, I see this as an invitation. Sadly, I will decline. You're not my type, although I am flattered that my masculinity was able to reach you through my words.

>>8200279
>You're going to attack my sentence structure rather than my argument now?
Well seeing as you've been a good boy and no longer have a rebuttal for the original argument, I don't have much else left to work with.
>I am sure if we were to meet in the real world, you would be all over me like Australians on Marmite
I'm sure. I'll be on the look out for Gerard Butler dressed as an 18th century fop. Don't spoil my hopes now!
>I'd doubt any of them would willingly take a dyke like the one you've made yourself out to be in this thread.
See, it's the saddest thing. Otaku really can't deal with the idea of independent women and 'dyke' and 'slut' is the best they can do to fight back. It's quite tragic really. If you weren't so archaic, you might be able to fit into society...but that's not really what you want, is it? Well, that's okay. You have my pity.
>By virtue of being on /jp/, I see this as an invitation.
While it's probably true that everyone who uses /jp/ exclusively has no life, it probably can't be said for most multi-boarders like yours truly. It's okay to project, though. We can even play a game of pretend if you like ~ <3

>>8200357
What rebuttal? I'm still waiting for you to prove nature wrong.

> can't deal with the idea of independent women
Our idea of independent are completely different. Yours seems to be related to behaving and maintaining the physical appearance of a man. Societal standards have been very constant since the dawn of man, and were you to exist in any time period from three decades ago till the start, you'd still be out of the norm. Hell, I'm still in the norm for expecting a female who wants to be a female. I am very sorry for having standards and not stooping so low as to accept a beaten face and coli-flower eared girl.

>of pretend if you like ~ <3
At this point, I'm starting to question if you are in fact trolling. Although fairly crazy that a person like you would even find interest in the topics of this board, emoticons and such are pretty commonly seen as troll markers throughout the site.

>>8200408
>What rebuttal? I'm still waiting for you to prove nature wrong.
What about nature? I never said anything about women being on par or superior physically to men. Nature has nothing to do with it, this is about experience and knowing how to use what you've been given by nature.
>Yours seems to be related to behaving and maintaining the physical appearance of a man.
Nah, I just like to be able to look after myself. Thinking that physical fitness and athleticism is a uniquely male prerogative is where you're so shortsighted. I'll say this much: there's nothing wrong with a submissive traditional-house-wife-like woman, that's her own decision. But you'll never find you're waifu arguing on the internet, sitting in your basement. Go get her!
>beaten face and coli-flower eared
Head protection sure is a wonderful thing.
>Although fairly crazy that a person like you would even find interest in the topics of this board
Takes all sorts. FSN is the gateway to VNs of the worst kind, etc.
>emoticons and such are pretty commonly seen as troll markers throughout the site.
I'm winding you up, silly ;-p

>>8200476
Also, it's getting pretty late here, so I'm going to bed. If this thread is still alive tomorrow, I might come back and we can continue this argument. Good night, sweetie.

>>8200476
>I never said anything about women being on par or superior physically to men. Nature has nothing to do with it, this is about experience and knowing how to use what you've been given by nature.
And we go back to the start point of it all. It doesn't matter, because women are never on par. As for your later comments, don't try to get flirty with me. I already said I had no interest.