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What would it be like to be the editor for a newspaper produced in a join venture with Aya and Hatate?

>> No.8173942

Cock sucked all day every day, dude.

>> No.8173960

SHAMEIMARU

WHERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

PARKER ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR AS FAST AS YOU AND HE GETS FIVE TIMES AS MANY SHOTS AS YOU DO

>> No.8174147

An actual journalism major once pointed out that they'd be a FANTASTIC team - Aya is a fantastic reporter who knows how to beat the bush and find news, but can't write worth a sorry damn, and Hatate is a great writer with an eye for balance and objective writing, but is lazy as hell and just googlesearches through her cell phone for materiel.

I'm blowing off my 400-level journalism class to post here, so yeah, I'd loooove to edit their paper. I'm a good editor, though trying to keep those two girls to AP style might slay me.

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>>8174147
I'd edit their paper, if you know what I mean

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>>8174182

You'd... teach them the tenets of AP style and help them improve their writing?

>> No.8174318

It would be maximum bakkoi everyday.

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Can imagine it would take a special kind of person to handle the day to day stress of constantly being in the middle where Aya and Hatate collide.
In this harem anime the girls are the leads and you are the harem.

>> No.8174400

They would cover all of the interesting stories while the new person is stuck either writing the boring sections or just delivering them.

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I already was writing newspaper when I was in school, and it was really cool to get free tickets and other things. But who would read such thing? Maybe it would be nice to write such thing in Gensokyo too.

But will I get portal if I would agree?

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>>8174324
The AP is overrated...I'd show them some yellow journalism and spark massive danmaku battles.

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>>8175669

Oh, are you?

>> No.8176143

I'd edit both their virginity... oh wait...

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