/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm sure she was only giving you the baby oil to be a smartass to your dad.

>>8174099
maybe his dad convinced his mom that masturbation is good and sex is bad

>Giant cock dakimakura
Kinda want..

>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/

>>8174106
maybe your in uh troll thread xDDXDXD

>>8174094
Thats disgusting and your dad was clearly a pervert. You are too (but you knew it already). You really shouldn't be doing that. It's wrong. Your family was clearly broken

Grandma when 14. No comments, not even sure whether she saw it or not. Mom when 17, just saw my back and my henmaru machino porn, said that I was creepy and that she hoped I would never get a girlfriend because I would make the poor girl go insane

I got caught FAPPINNG to 2hus, on my motorcycle running from the cops! EPIC, right? but my mommy took away my motorcycle ;_;

I once caught my roommate in the middle of masturbating. The door was closed with a key so he had the time to quickly clean up evidence and assume a "safe" position while I was trying to open it.
He was passive agressive the whole time while I feigned ignorance, but I was laughing so hard inside. That fucker was always making fun of me and my other roommate for not partying and not having girlfriends to do this stuff for us.
He was a pitiable existence and a total failure as a human being. Managed to get himself kicked out of the university soon after that too.

I don't even hide all the used tissues anymore. I don't know if they understand.

>>8174158
Sudden autism overload in this thread.

>>8174094
that's not even shit posting
take that retarded /b/ shit back to /b/

Not really caught fapping but, I when I was younger our computer was in the living room and so one day when Mom was out I printed off some porn to take upstairs with me later. Well the printer failed to print but the pictures were still in the queue.
Fast forward to later, Mom goes to print something, and some nice lolicon slips right into her hand. She runs upstairs and starts pounding on my door, I open it to find her with the lolicon in her hand, I do what any terrified kid would do, slam the door in her face and hide in the closet.

It was a pretty bad experience.

>>8174158
I'm sure you think you know a lot about shitposting.

>>8174158
How are you friend

>>8174188
Fuck off imposter

>>8174176

>mfw you were actually 23 when this happened

Anyway, I was caught fapping once by my younger brother, this year, actually. He walked in on me fapping to Etna, it was kind of funny.

When I was in my teens I always tried to do it in secret like in the bath or when nobody was home. This one time though I was so in the mood for it that I took a chance while I was bathing. I was really shafting my dick when my mother walked into the bathroom. My eyes were closed enjoying the moment when suddenly I felt that there was someone watching me. I opened my eyes to see my mother standing with her arms on her hips just with a glint of a smile. She just turned around winked at me and said I should keep the door locked when I do it because my younger sister might walk in.

>>8174099
>>8174188
No but it doesn't takes much to see you are a idiot from /b/

Look we don't give a fuck if your father molested you and you have a urge to suck cocks, feel free to do

No one even wants to stop you, hell.. you can even suck mine

Did you have buttsex?

dillers, duder

>>8174222
>my younger sister might walk in
Is that the imouto flag?

>>8174216
nah, I was probably 15ish around the time, I am only 21 now. While I have continued to look at porn after said incident, it took about a month until I could commence fapping again, and I have been much more careful about hiding my private life, made easier by having my own computer now.

>>8174228
but tahts so naugty king-chan

>>8174228
nee >_<;; please be carefulw hat you say!!

>>8174271

You hid in your closet from your mom when you were 15?

lol.

I have never been walked in on.
But i did walk in on my older sister shlicking and using a cucumber on herself while watching porn on the tv in the living room with her headphones on.

Shit got awkward as fuck for weeks after that.

>>8175264
Did you ever eat cucumber after that?

>>8175307
Yes, but to this day they remind me of my sisters face when she saw me walk through the doorway with her legs spread up into the air.

I have no image to explain the look on her face, it was some strange mix of "This cant be happening.." and "Ahaha..I am sleeping and i will wake up now in a minute.."

>>8175350
Can't believe you passed up the chance to rail your sister.

I've been walked in on wearing a skirt and riding a dildo. Wasn't good.

>>8175264
>>8175350
You walked in on your sister masturbating.
The event didn't end in sex.


Something isn't adding up...

I catched my 11 year old sister watching porn once.

>I catched my 11 year old sister
>I catched my
>catched

one time my mom walked in on me but I think my desk was blocking everything. for a long time though I would fap in my underwear and just throw them in the laundry so I wouldn't be suprised if my parents knew from that.

>>8175264
>sis, why don't you use my cucumber instead?
I'm quoting an h mango

>>8175363

You must be a single child.
Or have never had an actual 3-d sister.
There's a reason incest is so uncommon in reality, and it's not 'morals'.

>>8175457
I hate when people say this. Not him, but I have three sisters, one being older. I'd fuck all of them given the chance.

>>8175457
You're both hideous?

>>8175457
what are the chances a girl is good looking
what are the chances you're attracted to a good looking girl?
what are the chances that girl happens to be your sister?

considering the other qualifications I doubt being related really has much to do with it

I've been caught with porn, but never fapping. Save it for closed-curtain showers and home-alone, locked-doors time. Catholic family.

Now back to >>>/b/ with this. At least sugar-coat it to make it semi-/jp/ related, like "Have you ever been caught fapping to 2hu porn, /jp/?