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Would you escort the princess to the festival?

>> No.8134488
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8134488

Don't worry, she'll wake you up just in time.

>> No.8134497

A princess?
I dunno...wouldn't there be all this decorum to follow? And what if kidnappers appear or something? I don't think I'd be able to protect her if push comes to shove.

>> No.8134498

Fuck off Kaguya.
I'm going with Mokou.

>> No.8134500

Can't we just go to her place?

>> No.8134502

She's been avoiding men for an eternity. Why would she wnat me to escort her to the festival?

>> No.8134507

>>8134502
Because she was asking me, not you.

But I'd take her. We'd have to clean her up first though, I bet she's stinky.

>> No.8134503
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>>8134497
You don't have to worry about decorum. Just do what comes naturally. Of course she already has security, she needs someone to escort her publicly as a matter of appearance.

>> No.8134509

>>8134503
Hm...all right then...
I'm not that good looking, though. If it's for appearance, wouldn't she be better off with some hansom prince?

>> No.8134514

>>8134507
Why would she want you to escort her to a festival?

She'll request you to fulfill some impossible request first before she lets you even lick her feet.

>> No.8134522
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>>8134514
Are you saying you wouldn't do the impossible for her?

>> No.8134523

>>8134514
I'm no idiot, I know she already has the items she'll ask me to risk my life for.
When the tells me to fetch an item, I'll just ask nicely for her to hand it over to me, so I may give it to her.

She would be impressed by my gentlemanly demeanor, and how I already knew she had the items.

I'd still take her as a wife even if she didn't want to, a fucking deal is a deal, no way to cheat her way out of that one.

>> No.8134535

>>8134523
She'll just ask Eirin to poison you or something.

Admit it. Kaguya is kind of a lesbian.

>> No.8134544

>>8134535
Doesn't matter, if I get to fuck her once it was worth it.
It would always serve as a sign. "Faggot-kun conquered the moon princess!"

>> No.8134559

You know what? Screw it.
I'd be happy to escort the princess.

>> No.8134574

Ugh... That would take forever

>> No.8137229
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8137229

Oh no! The princess has been cursed! What will you do?

>> No.8137243

>>8137229
>>8137229
Teach her the pleasure of being played monster hunter with

>> No.8137261
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>>8137243
She wants to read right now.

>> No.8137277

Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.8137279

HELL naw, i'd escort her to my bed instead xDc

>> No.8137283
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>>8137279
It's nice for you to think of her health when she's sick.

>> No.8137304

>>8137283
. . .

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>>8137304

>> No.8137315
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I thought about escorting her. But then I remembered I'm 3D.

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>>8137315
It's okay with her.

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