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Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:45:55 2011 No.8136000 [DELETED]

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"I have seen dicks bathed in the Meido's flames. Their semen fading without so much as a whimper. Entire genitalia born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own balls, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million sperm wasted! Had they all held within them your homolust? Had they all loved cocks as you do?

Perhaps it is your love of cocks that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your dicks will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my balls, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Cock."

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Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:45:55 2011 No.8136001

"Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the dicks and observe!

Today our cock's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!

Meido, herald of the homos, has been defeated by our brave cocksuckers in the depths of the homo city of Gensokyo.

Meido was sent here to judge the fate of our cocks.

He found a penis whose curvature had deviated from moot's blueprints. A cock where not everything had gone according to plan.

Cold logic deemed our dicks not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of sucked cocks! It's up to each of us to prove this is a penis worth slurping up.

That our dicks... our dicks are worth sucking."

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:47:24 2011 No.8136008 We can tell its just you fucking shitposting everywhere. We are not retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:49:55 2011 No.8136010 Are you 12?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:49:55 2011 No.8136009 > <h3><font color='#FF0000'>You've already reported enough posts.</font></h3>

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:50:55 2011 No.8136013 Get banned, or at least go spam other boards. Why not pay a visit to /po/, shitpost-kun?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:52:24 2011 No.8136017 >>8136009 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:52:24 2011 No.8136018 >>8136008 Who is "you", exactly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:52:25 2011 No.8136020 >>8136010 No, just in a shitposting mood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:53:54 2011 No.8136021 Nothing has been deleted since the strafe run last night. I just can't get used to this cesspool version of the board, this is why I left /a/ after the split.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:53:54 2011 No.8136022 >>8136018 Shut up, assbandit. >>8136017 I can see you're not familiar with the report system.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:55:25 2011 No.8136026 >>8136022 You didn't answer my question, fucking nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:57:25 2011 No.8136028 File: 151 KB, 328x280, 20090802203404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8136021 >>8136022 >>8136026

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:57:54 2011 No.8136029 File: 138 KB, 478x309, 1311341136001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT I just noticed I got quads. Did I finally kill sudo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:58:25 2011 No.8136031 >>8136029 Killing someone that's legally disabled? That's low, even for this forum's second-worst poster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:58:54 2011 No.8136032 >>8136022 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:59:54 2011 No.8136035 >>8136032 I've told you this five times now. Stop trying to use that meme. You never use it properly and it's not funny to watch you do it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:00:25 2011 No.8136036 >>8136029 >quads Where? And who am I quoting btw?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:00:25 2011 No.8136037 >>8136022 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:00:26 2011 No.8136040 >>8136036 Right here >>8136000

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:02:26 2011 No.8136042 File: 58 KB, 454x454, 1272433934295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8136022 Does anyone know who this retard is quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:02:26 2011 No.8136043 File: 70 KB, 626x348, canvas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8136040

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:04:26 2011 No.8136047 File: 9 KB, 200x240, 89328312230372870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8136043 It's close enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:07:26 2011 No.8136051 File: 78 KB, 626x348, canvas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:08:56 2011 No.8136055 >>8136022 I'll delete this thread if someone can tell me who this fucking dipshit is quoting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:09:25 2011 No.8136059 File: 76 KB, 521x583, Algalon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At it again, huh?

>>	Tokiko Tue Nov 22 11:10:56 2011 No.8136062 File: 100 KB, 1023x746, 046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8136055 Which dipshit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:11:55 2011 No.8136067 >>8136055 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:13:56 2011 No.8136071 >>8136062 >>8136067 Just for that I'm not deleting the thread. I hope you're happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:14:25 2011 No.8136072 >>8136071 Who are you quoting?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Nov 22 11:14:26 2011 No.8136074 File: 19 KB, 305x315, Cirno - Blush -S.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8136051 /sci/ can probably answer you. >>>/sci/4055563

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:15:26 2011 No.8136075 >>8136072 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:15:55 2011 No.8136076 >>8136074 why

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:16:56 2011 No.8136077 >>8136075 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU QUOTING NERD

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:17:25 2011 No.8136079 Who the fuck are all these people quoting? Greentext goes in >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:17:26 2011 No.8136080 >>8136077 Can someone tell me who this guy is quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:18:25 2011 No.8136083 >>8136080 Who's the person that you are citing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:19:26 2011 No.8136088 >/jp/ just got autistic

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Nov 22 11:20:55 2011 No.8136090 >>8136074 Who the hell am I quoting?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Nov 22 11:21:55 2011 No.8136092 >>8136090 Who are you quoting slav Ren?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:23:56 2011 No.8136097 File: 101 KB, 608x1081, 1231321325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's like /jp/ is really autistic.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Nov 22 11:25:26 2011 No.8136104 Do you see any greentext in my post?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:28:56 2011 No.8136112 >>8136104 Not yet.

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