/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Professional NEET.

Breathing.


Rake in the dough~

Astronaut.

Working in an eroge store seems like it would be fun

/jp/ janitor.

Bed testing.

Pharmacist. That's what I'm in school for. I look forward to many long days of simply counting out prescriptions in a back room, maybe working my way through eroges on the side.

>>8117238
Why in world would you be a NEET if is asking you for the job of your dreams, I can understand that you resigned to being a social outcast when l life is such, but fuck, are you that void of hope?
I don't mean possibilities, but plain hope, can't you grip something like a dream job even in your mind? Are you really that inhuman? I doubt it, stop playing adult-failure kid.
Neet is not a choice but an illness product of our sad social structure, not as bad as japanese tbh, but fuck, it's sad to see that huge amount of dense people claiming to be a NEET or hoping to be one, the fuck is wrong with you, you are not an autist, at most you are hypochondriac, OP ask what is your dream job, and you ask NEET, is not like this thread is big business but this attitude is, humans without progress spirit are nothing but machines, but spending that much time on /jp/ and the web in general means that you deal with human emotions day after day, you can't be a machine if this happens, stop playing around and answer, what in the flying fucking world we live you want to be.

For me is comic artist, but I don't have the skill nor the time to learn properly.

Gestapo

Fucking other people's mom.

Home security guard

It would depend on the amount of money. If I could keep my apartment and mostly my current lifestyle then it would be Professional Masturbation. 34.50 a day would support everything I could possibly need.

>>8117294
I bet the Nazis had really, really fun during WW2.

>>8117304
Is that in USD and in the US? Where do you live?

Something to do with racing or physical competition.

either a radio pundit or porno director

These are all great awnsers, but I thought for sure -/jp/ was going to get more creative.
Now I don't fantasise, but after being here for some time I thought /jp/'s Dream job might go a little like this...Everyday anon would wake up in a royal mansion in a royal bed filled with only Life size wifu body pillows. His morning would proseed with a virtual computer maid holowgram of his favorite Touhou character greeting him in his Japanese bath house insde his mansion toped with a glass of japanese strawberry breast milk. The holowgram touhou would following him throughout the day bringing up VN games, anime, image boards and daily schedule on a TV/monoter wall located in every room. Anon would also have access to women dressed as any VN, Touhou, ext. visiting at anytime he pleased to help take pictures of anon's dolls shiped strait from the assembly line or sex or anything anon expected. Anon's Rolyal Mantsion would be located in the country side of Japan's mountains where there was always a luxury Otaku bus wai

>>8117332
You're implying /jp/ would want to be in japan, or want 3d women.

That does sound pretty nice, though.

>>8117326
Yeah, it's in USD. I live in Iowa in an apartment.

8117332 here.
-ting to take him on his own personal highway to the city or the high school located just down the street where anon was the figure head principle, but never had to handle the work. Anon is simply paid to do just this and what follows, because all of the world feels that they need someone to live a life of splender for them.
Anon would be able to host parties with others from /jp/ and if no one wanted to interact face to face than every one would go into a seperite room to post on the houses exclusive image board. When the house wasn't filled with women dressed as Touhou or /jp/ guests than anon would have any pet he desired by his side keeping him company when he wanted, but don't worry about taking care of it; your coputer holowgram touhou would send out the robotic maids for that. Anon could dozy up to the fire place in the world's largest Douijin library with Otaku snacks from the ware house of Otaku goods attached to the mansion. Anon would have the finest self efficient garden all around

I'm pretty content doing what I do now. More money would just be a beloved bonus.

I'm a Physics student, by the way. I don't believe I know enough to call myself a physicist.

i don't want a job that's gross

I'm happy just living like i am right now

otherwise

concert (electric) cellist

8117363 here.
the house. Security would be top notch, but Anon wouldn't hsve to worry because he has his own Dojo of any martial art inside with a master on call at all times.........................

thats all I got

Evil Overlord. I would rule over humanity with an iron fist until everyone behaved. Or else.

I want to be a professional oniichan. Little boys and girls would hire me to be their big brother figure and we'd do stuff like go to the park and buy ice cream. Then I'd help them with their homework. The life expectancy of such a job would be low due to hnnggggg.

>>8117332
>Wake up every morning and get beat up by maid Yuugi

That would be living the dream.....

Househusband, but not a stay-at-home dad. Too bad I'll never get married.

I already get paid for being autistic.

>>8117391
Children's social worker?
I had one when I was younger.

Wait, how come nobody has suggested crossdressing to look like a little loli and sucking cocks full-time?
I hate to be the first one to do it...

>>8117372
I wish to augment a condition that people call me Hakase.
This would be an enjoyable life, regardless of how much money I got.

Music composer for real deal eroge and moege.

>>8117396


>Yuugi
>The Gatekeepers guard duty
>First Douijin ever read
>thought Damn
>practicly never look at other douijins except out of curiosity
>see your image
>must see full Yuugi exposed
>MUST
links? images?

>2008
Holy shit, it's been that long? Damn, time flies by too fast.

gloryhole sucker anyone?

It only takes a few *slurps*

I secretly hope that when I die, I get reincarnated as a jap so I can maki my own manga without being called a weeaboo poser or the thing sucking

>>8117472
This is my first choice.

>>8117463
I was in the middle of high school then.
We all loled when it made the morning school news that was filmed live every morning in homeroom.

I want to be a moe consultant for a galge developer. I'd be highly respected for my expertise in the art of making a moe character and have the responsibility for making sure that every heroine in every galge produced by my company has enough moe appeal.

Over time I would become a legend in the industry for all the fires I have lit in the hearts of men with my moe. Random people would recognize me on the street and confess to me that a certain route I worked on changed their life.

I guess I'd like to do research and write up things every now and then. Somehow I'd like that to be tied in with occasional travel around the world.

>>8117484
Man of service right here.

>>8117237
What's the story behind this pic?

I want a job where I do nothing and still get paid.

Oh wait, I'm a night auditor at a hotel, that's what I do now.

>>8117492
I think I've seen you in another thread. You gave advice on how to get a job as a night audit and said that because you don't work at a big high in hotel you can slack off more.

>>8117484
Not my cup of tea, but it is a noble bream in a kind of uncouth kind of way.
I think I spelt uncouth right...

>>8117490
Spaniards are a menace.

>>8117490
It be best if you just google it bro. I can't type that well right now.

Anybody wanna help me with that Yuugi post of mine yet?

>>8117492
How did you get that job? Did you need a degree?

I really want to know I'm desperate.

I wish I could be paid for the amount I sleep. I'm really pro at sleeping 20 hours a day.

>>8117490
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3153619/Naked-tourist-arrested-for-swimming-in-
Japanese-moat.html

>>8117498
Exactly. I come in at 11 when all but maybe 2 checkins are done, sometimes I check in nobody all night. I watch movies and surf 4chan on my laptop until 2 or 3 am when I run an application on the hotel's computer, I make sure there's paper in the printer, then I sit there until 7am when maybe 1 or 2 people checkout. Then I go home.

It's about 10 minutes of work in an 8 hour shift. Did I mention I get to eat the food the cook makes for breakfast at 6 am? Life is good.

>>8117592
Please, tell me how you did it. I'll work hard to get there. I'll work on my social ineptness and I'll be persistent. I just want to have a shot at a job I can possibly do.

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never found others yo

>>8117457
I'm truly sorry Anon, but it's just a random image from my Yuugi folder. I know nothing about it.

My Yuugi folder is large and has quite the many lewd pictures, but I cannot post them all. I suggest checking on exhentai or pixiv.

But Yuugi is indeed a sight to behold.

Existing

How much money do I make, OP?

>>8117846
Not enough for a Handjob from a Taiwanese prostitute.

Yugi

>>8117891
So... somewhat less than three dollars and fifty cents, is what you're getting at?

>>8117898
Well played you fucker

>than what would it be?
>than