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8107520 No.8107520 [Reply] [Original]

I'll touch your butt for a nickel

I'll touch your wingwang for a quarter

>> No.8107525

you'll suck my dick for free, dude

>> No.8107523

What do you do for a dollar?

>> No.8107528
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8107528

uhh..INSTEAD!??! if i get these...epic as HELL singles
you touch my wingwang FOR FREE?!?!?!

>> No.8107532
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>>8107523
touch your butt and your wingwang three times, once at the same time and twice in alternation

>>8107525
for $3 I'll breathe on your peepee for 3 minutes

>> No.8107543

>>8107532

>for $3 I'll breathe on your peepee for 3 minutes

Oh god my sides

what about 5 dollars?

>> No.8107540

>>8107532
no, you'll suck for free. now suck my dick, dude

>> No.8107547
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>>8107543
I'll rub your dingdong with my nose for 45 seconds and lightly tease it with my big toe for 15 seconds

>> No.8107556

The catch is, it's 500$ to unfreeze any of those parts.

>> No.8107560
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8107560

Don't use Chilluno to say things like that...

>> No.8107564
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>>8107556
it's like when you get your tongue stuck on a pole

except you're getting your pole stuck on my tongue

>> No.8107563
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8107563

My body is ready.

>> No.8107572

Ever heard of feltching? How much do you charge for that?

>> No.8107579
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>>8107572
that sounds funny

is it lewd?

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>>8107579
>yama.png

!#%@!#

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>>8107594
I surely thought you'd like that!

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8107607

What would you do for a klondike bar?

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>>8107600
I am not a homo... Why would I like that?!

>> No.8107933

Give me 10 dollars and I'll bow down and call you the strongest for the rest of m- ...for a week.

>> No.8108075

oh oh, speaking of touhous. I just stumbled upon mugen's DA, and I'm quite sad that he didn't lost both of his hands, or the will to continue drawing at least. I mean, shitty execution is comprensible, but with random guro added...if is the brain less than average, practicing doesn't make you improve

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