If Touhous were.....

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If Touhous were..... Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:50:49 2011 No.8099945 [Reply] [Original]

.... Programming languages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:51:18 2011 No.8099951 This would be a shitty thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:52:18 2011 No.8099952 Satori - LISP Cirno - Java Tewi - C Reisen - C++

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:53:18 2011 No.8099956 Reimu is Javascript

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:01:18 2011 No.8099977 All: D with BulletML

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:06:18 2011 No.8099991 Yukari - FORTRAN Kanako - COBOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:10:52 2011 No.8100002 File: 401 KB, 900x1458, 19794716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perl is obviously a wizard-class touhou

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:20:20 2011 No.8100042 Sanae would be Python

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:22:51 2011 No.8100046 Shikieiki: Pascal

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:24:20 2011 No.8100050 Cirno: Logo

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:24:50 2011 No.8100051 Yukari: Assembly

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:26:20 2011 No.8100057 >>8100050 Genji more like

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:27:50 2011 No.8100059 >>8100051 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:28:20 2011 No.8100063 >>8100042 Stop insulting my precious Python.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:42:53 2011 No.8100117 Koishi - Brainfuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 20:46:51 2011 No.8100133 >>8100042 I think you mean Kanako. ...I mean fucking seriously.

Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:02:58 2011 No.8100522

cirno = java (for stupid people who think they are genius)
marisa = perl (marisa is supposed to stay home most of the time studying, perl maybe hard but does a lot of magic things)
reimu = javascript (easy, nothing really fancy, but the truth is it can be powerful)
tewi = ruby(powerful and fast)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:14:27 2011 No.8100589 Perl is DEAAAAAAAAAD

>>	Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g Thu Nov 10 22:15:00 2011 No.8100597 >>8100522 >Ruby >Powerful and fast Ruby 1.9 may be faster than python, but not by much. It's still fucking slow as hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:15:00 2011 No.8100599 >>8100522 >cirno = java (for stupid people who think they are genius) More like cirno = visual basic

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:19:27 2011 No.8100626 >>8100599 No, Java really is the better choice. Visual Basic isn't really used nowadays. You've never been to /prog/, have you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:20:27 2011 No.8100635 >>8100589 So Yoshika?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:24:00 2011 No.8100660 >More like cirno = visual basic nah, cirno for java. vb programers know their place (at the bottom!) and are humble. java programmers DO think they are genius ...Im gonna start calling it "java⑨"

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:30:34 2011 No.8100681 >>8100051 ASM is fast...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:43:58 2011 No.8100715 >programming language elitists Haha oh wow. As long as you're not using Assembly they're all about as difficult to use as each other (at least if you're not autistic)

>>	Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Thu Nov 10 22:47:58 2011 No.8100734 Yukari - COBOL Yuyuko - COBOL Eirin - COBOL Kanako - COBOL Byakuren - COBOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:48:00 2011 No.8100739 File: 134 KB, 850x1000, Cirnojava.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Nov 10 22:50:59 2011 No.8100753 >>8100734 Harsh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:54:01 2011 No.8100781 >>8100715 >not autistic Where do you think you're posting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 22:55:01 2011 No.8100787 >>8100715 I wish I could report you more

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 23:10:00 2011 No.8100885 >>8100739 The hell. Cirno is too stupid to garbage collect!

>>	Aiko 2F6A702F !Du1A6pui8g Thu Nov 10 23:14:30 2011 No.8100901 >>8100781 Currently watching the 11th. Oh man, did not see that River Song thing coming.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Nov 10 23:41:32 2011 No.8101008 Cirno isn't stupid. She is clearly COBOL.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 00:00:06 2011 No.8101067 >>8100885 hmm yea is like cirno is more like the coders, than the language she is too stupid to garbage collect, so she uses java :P

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 00:12:35 2011 No.8101104 >>8101067 Go back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 00:16:36 2011 No.8101124 anyone's only replying to this because of Lily's big creamy thighs

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:16:20 2011 No.8101314 >>8101124 yummy thighs :3

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:23:21 2011 No.8101332 File: 661 KB, 600x600, sicp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ have you read your SICP today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:27:23 2011 No.8101346 File: 384 KB, 1024x768, 1314517801558.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8101332

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:28:23 2011 No.8101353 File: 330 KB, 2362x2362, 1314516442158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8101346

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:29:22 2011 No.8101363 File: 293 KB, 700x849, 1314515675666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8101353

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:30:50 2011 No.8101367 File: 62 KB, 434x479, 1314517930417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8101363

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:31:50 2011 No.8101371 File: 318 KB, 566x650, 1314515858493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8101367

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:33:21 2011 No.8101376 File: 631 KB, 1111x1600, 1314516061580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8101371

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:36:20 2011 No.8101385 Stop that. Computer Science has very little to do with programming languages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:38:20 2011 No.8101389 >>8101385 back your linking and loading monkey!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:38:22 2011 No.8101394 File: 85 KB, 400x468, 1291522810434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:40:51 2011 No.8101400 File: 74 KB, 503x707, 1314515725473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8101394

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:47:51 2011 No.8101427 >>8101008 Maybe shes more like C with no knowledge of pointers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:52:21 2011 No.8101453 >>8101427 but then she wouldn't have memory leaks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 02:00:23 2011 No.8101482 >>8101453 Alice leaks memory

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 02:01:24 2011 No.8101494 >>8100050 Wouldn't Reimu be Logo, considering she had that forgotten flying turtle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 02:23:30 2011 No.8101574 who is haskell rikako is haskells

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 02:31:33 2011 No.8101599 >>8101574 functional and trying to be pure?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:41:35 2011 No.8102152 >>8101453 She would use pointers, with no knowledge on how to use them. Like a idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:47:35 2011 No.8102159 But who is HTML

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:50:38 2011 No.8102166 >>8102159 Buront

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 08:02:48 2011 No.8102275 Patchy is Prolog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 08:33:47 2011 No.8102318 Suika is C#.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 12:47:33 2011 No.8102952 Which Touhou is Haskell?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 12:53:05 2011 No.8102975 >>8100522 mima is perl, marisa is ruby

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 13:41:37 2011 No.8103128 >>8102952 Sakuya. Concurrency and parallelism == Time and space manipulation. Only operates on a huge compiler (see SDM), difficult to crash, and all too elegant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 13:44:10 2011 No.8103137 >>>/prog/1318996246/1,5

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 14:35:15 2011 No.8103313 >>8103128 You should be thinking VHDL, methinks...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 17:26:24 2011 No.8103928 >>8103157 why you insult c++ like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 17:33:54 2011 No.8103947 >>8103137 It's funny because Dennis Richie is dead!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 17:38:55 2011 No.8103968 >>8103137 That was pretty clever though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 17:40:25 2011 No.8103974 >>8103137 poor ritchie, but I lmao XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 20:21:04 2011 No.8104469 >>8103137 damn Ill see youmu everytime I see my K&R on my shelf XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 20:27:34 2011 No.8104487 So who is QBasic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 21:35:40 2011 No.8104687 >>8104487 probably mima or some other pc98-only char

Anonymous Fri Nov 11 21:57:41 2011 No.8104774

reimu - python
marisa - perl

the scarlet devil jvmansion
sakuya - java (the only way you would have time to write java boilerplate is if you could stop it)
flandere - groovy
remilia - scala
china - gosu
patchouli - clojure

yukari - smalltalk

shameimaru - c

the cucumber turtle one - ruby

cirno - php

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 23:02:15 2011 No.8105122 >>8104774 the cucumber turtle one - ruby what, that was random or something? if you don't even know she is nitori, so why you said she is ruby? php is not great but calling it cirno... ouch!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 03:22:12 2011 No.8105638 Yukari = Assembly... maybe even just opcodes. Old, odd, knows and controls the ins and outs of damn near everything.

>>	Cudder !MhMRSATORI!!FBeUS42x4uM Sat Nov 12 03:58:12 2011 No.8105693 File: 111 KB, 800x800, 1320563919537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Satori - LISP

Anonymous Sat Nov 12 04:47:44 2011 No.8105770

>>8100522
>java (for stupid people who think they are genius)
>javascript (easy, nothing really fancy, but the truth is it can be powerful)
... the fuck are you smoking?
JavaScript isn't even a programming language, it's a SCRIPTING language. It's right there in the name. JavaSCRIPT.
Fucksake.

Also:
Yukari = Whitespace (but hidden alongside other languages)
Chen = LOLCODE
Shinki = Malbolge
Flandre=INTERCAL

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 04:51:14 2011 No.8105777 >>8105770 >JavaScript isn't even a programming language, it's a SCRIPTING language. Nigga you serious?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 04:59:16 2011 No.8105788 >>8100589 It's not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 05:00:46 2011 No.8105790 >>8104469 >XD Now where do you come from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 05:46:38 2011 No.8105839 >>8105790 He's sparky4.

>>	【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⑨ !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 Sat Nov 12 06:21:38 2011 No.8105873 >>8105839 i音ヴぇR保st亜SAのnyもうs 　ばか！ I never post as Anonymous

>>	Fred Fuchs Sat Nov 12 06:30:38 2011 No.8105885 >>8104487 You mean, BASIC

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 06:51:38 2011 No.8105902 >>8105885 U MENA, "U MENA."

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 06:58:38 2011 No.8105905 >>8105885 No, BASIC is the language from which QuickBasic evolved, which is the language from which QBasic evolved. QBasic is much more powerful than BASIC while getting rid of useless requirements (like forced line numbers).

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 07:13:04 2011 No.8105921 >>8105777 He's serious. Javascript can't make stand alone executables, and runs only inside an HTML.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 07:32:05 2011 No.8105944 >>8101332 I'd read her SICP, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 07:37:35 2011 No.8105950 >>8105921 You don't know anything, therefor you opinion is invalid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 07:58:04 2011 No.8105980 >>8105921 He's serious. C++ can't make stand alone executables, and runs only inside an operating system.

Anonymous Sat Nov 12 08:11:34 2011 No.8106007

If touhous were eristic arguments:
Reimu: induction, taking claims not accepted as accepted.
Marisa: ad hominem
Sanae: by using opponent's belief
Sakuya: wordspam
Youmu: Apagogic, taking relative claims as solid and disproving them by single contradicting case
Okuu: by non-analogic relativisation
Keine: by abusing dual meaning
Reisen: induced carelesness by making the opponent mad
Nue: ad obscura
Satori: Reversing the proof, based on different values
Koishi: Attacking opponent's will instead of intellect.
Byakuren: Using respected authority to your advantage

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 08:26:05 2011 No.8106024 No one here knows how to program, anyway (aside from "hello world" programs, if that).

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 08:27:06 2011 No.8106025 >>8106024 I'd like to learn, but I don't have the attention span to learn it on my own.

Anonymous Sat Nov 12 11:22:06 2011 No.8106222

> JavaScript isn't even a programming language, it's a SCRIPTING language. It's right there in the name. JavaSCRIPT.
so what if its in the name!?

>He's serious. Javascript can't make stand alone executables, and runs only inside an HTML.

what the fuck? SO WHAT IF IT IS A SCRIPTING LANGUAGE? who the fuck told you script languages are not programing languages?
wikipedia: >"A scripting language, script language, or extension language is a programming language that allows control of one or more applications. "
gosh you don't even know what programing is. programing is not "writing code that can be compiled or run standalone"
so
reimu=BASH
ok?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 15:00:43 2011 No.8106742 Yuuka: Ruby

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 15:50:06 2011 No.8106954 >>8106024 Just because you're a retard does not mean we are as well. I program for a living and am currently working on a maze solving bot for fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 15:56:07 2011 No.8106976 >>8105921 Huh? I think you should check on your sources, since that's not true anymore. There is Node.js for example.

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