/jp/ - Otaku Culture

don't be silly

>>8096732
>>8096732
How cheap can be anime nowdays, look at these fucking shades.

>>8096742
I find the modern look better. Then again I have shit tastes so it cant be helped.

No way anon. I'm always hanging out with my friends and having fun with them. Their the best friends a guy could have. One time on my birthday they all chipped in and threw me a surprise party. Best Birthday ever.

foreveralone.jpg

>>8096750
Stop putting yourself down all the time.

no

Sometimes. But I'm awful at dealing with people so I don't have a choice.

Yeah

Not really, my only problem is my insecure future. Too afraid to leave the house to be diagnosed with something that would give me money to not leave the house. Once what little money I have runs out I guess I'll either have to get a diagnosis or portal via charcoal burning.

>>8096795
I can sympathize with that. I know I'd easily be diagnosed with anxiety and who knows what else, but I can't go there because of that.

I feel great by myself, but every once in a blue moon my moods go 180 and I find myself shuddering in the fetal position because I feel so lonely.

I wonder if that's how I actually feel, and whenever I'm feeling fine I've just put up a wall in my psyche.

>>8096732
Take your ronery threads to >>>/soc/ .

No. I think I'd do well as a weird old hermit in the boonies.

No. I'm fine with my one friend online, parents and brother.
I think I'll get a bit lonely once my brother moves out but shouldn't be a long term problem.

No. I'm actually looking to buy a home in the middle of nowhere so I don't have any neighbors, either.

Guys guys look at those BOOBIES!!!!!!! xDDD WHAT DO THEY FEEL LIKE? XDDDDDDD!

No. I fucking hate being around people.

>>8096821
Take your shitposts back to >>>/jp/

>>8096732
No. I've made an effort in the last couple of days to avoid my friends because they're starting to frustrate me just as much as the majority of society.

I know I probably won't have friends for much longer, but I've already come to terms with that.

>>8096851
>I've made an effort in the last couple of days to avoid my friends
You will feel relieved when you've shaken them all off, and have all your time to yourself, which is great. But every once in a while you will get sad and wonder what they're all doing now, and what could have been.

Don't shake off everyone, because when you get older you need the people who knew you when you were young.

>>8096840
Bulbous fleshy objects.

>_>

I've been living alone with no social contacts for 5 years now, but I still get the usual bouts every now and then.

I enjoy solitude, but when it's 24/7 it starts to get tiring and tears away at the psyche. If I didn't have the internet to emulate a real social life I would've killed myself years ago.

Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Never posts without using sage
-Feels the need to police the board
-Will spam board redirects to anyone who disagrees with or irritates them
-Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard image board fare
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-All in all, treats /jp/ as if it's a secret club that only they belong to

>>8096888

>>8096888
You've been spamming the board with this post quite a bit yourself. It seems you're rather irritated. Perhaps even enraged.

>>8096888
More like sign of all /jp/ denizens

>>8096891
Is that conjunctive or disjunctive.

>>8096888

HEY MAN FUCK YOU YOU DIDN'T SAGE YEAH I SAW THAT YOU ARE NOW A NEWFAG TOO OH MAN I GOT YA YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BIG BOY YOU WANT SOME OF THESE TOUHOU NUTS WELL THEY ARE HALF GHOST NUTS BECUASE LADY FUCKFACE SHIT ON YOUR DICK HOLY HEOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLXD

>>8096891
What's wrong with liking Touhou?

It's also been many years since I've last had sex. Cut me a break, everyone makes mistakes.

>>8096919
Nothing's wrong with it, anyone who thinks Touhou doesn't belong on /jp/ needs to get the fuck out of it, since they clearly never belonged to begin with.

>>8096820
>shouldn't be a long term problem
Don't count on it.

Getting lonely would mean that I wasn't lonely at some point. Unfortunately, I've always been lonely.

Never. He's always with me.

>>8097687
How do I get my own shoulder ghost samurai, Anonymous? Every day would be awesome if I had one giving me advice. If possible, I'd like him to be from the Taira clan. We can drink together while reminiscing about the good old days, complaining about how the days of Buddhist law are over now and the world has become corrupt.

>>8097687
>>8097723

These posts made me laugh rather heartily. Thank you, Anons. I needed that

>>8097723
Then he'd violently rape your boybutt like all samurai do, though.

I often get lonely, but then I remember how
unhappy I was with dating a 3D girl that wouldn't
sleep with me. Then going to bed alone (but with the money I'd be spending on her) doesn't feel so bad.

Not really. I think I may have schizoid personality disorder.

That or autism.

>>8097723
That's a fake ghost samurai. He only gives advice about videogames and rants about Americans and Pearl Harbor.

>>8097723
Try schizophrenia.

>>>/a/

>>8099828
>>>/b/

>>8099802

More like Wikipedia E-Psychiatry Self-Diagnosis syndrome.

Fag.

>>8096895
Conjunctive. And seeing as how the first two points contradict each other, he's basically saying everyone belongs on /jp/.

What an accepting individual.

i get lonely thinking about my approaching death, but other than that i'm quite alright.