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I dont know why but i had to laugh. Id like to see that picture with out the phallus.

>>8084111
Okay.

>>8084111
sick trips dude

>>8084111
I'm not gay, or anything, but I sort of like it when girls have male genitals. I mean, I'd much rather have them have female genitals, but I'd still fuck them like that. I wouldn't fuck a real man, though, I'm not gay.

>>8084130
next it'll be traps

>>8084149
I think he's already at traps.
But remember, he's not gay.

S-suck on it all you want anon-san!

yo i wood suck dat nigga's dick no homo

What's the best public place to find cocks to suck?

>>8084436

Gay nightclub.

>>8084436
Why that would be the /jp/ bar of course. Every stall in the bath room has an ominous hole in it.

>>8084436

Craigslist

>>8084440
This.

I once found a guy who sucked mine for free on Craigslist.

I'm not gay, I just wanted to know how a blowjob feels.

I... I'm straight, but I've been wanting /jp/ to turn me gay lately...
Is this normal?

>>8084440
>>8084443
Any tips? I'm looking at one of my local ones but it's mostly filled with spam.

>>8084448
It's normal for girls to be interested in dicks.

>>8084443
would you do it again?

>>8084459
>Any tips? I'm looking at one of my local ones but it's mostly filled with spam.
You're supposed to make your own ad. Mention EXACTLY and clearly what you want, to avoid confusion and disappointment. Also, put a picture of both your face and your penis, so only people interested in you will reply. Don't forget to mention you're a straight guy, whether it's true or not. Gays love that, for some reason.
>>8084462
Maybe. I'd rather have a real boyfriend than just casual sex, though.

Why would anyone ever want to suck normalfag cocks? They don't deserve to be pleased by the precious maidens of /jp/

I'll just wait for the /jp/ mansion to be built. Then I can pleasure my lovely ZUNbar-sama whenever I want.

>>8084467
Thanks, I'm going to give it a try.

>>8084476
I'd like to see it, and maybe help you further with it. Would that be possible?

>>8084467
>I'm not gay, I just wanted to know how a blowjob feels.
>I'd rather have a real boyfriend than just casual sex, though.

>>8084486
There's no contradiction, I just get along better with guys than girls, that's all. I'm still only sexually attracted to girls.

>>8084483
Sounds fun

>>8084497

You're in heavy denial is what you are. You're still free to be attracted to girls at the same time you realize?

This gay stuff is getting boring. I miss discussing Saten's delicious futacock.

>>8084521
But that's exactly what I'm doing. I hope for a boyfriend, while being attracted to girls (being straight).

I got some new guys... You like dick? Well, then you're a fag.

Also reported.

I'd only sex a /jp/er

>>8084483
What is this "jo" thing?

>>8084560
Jerk-Off.
>>8084546
Not necessarily.

>>8084530

But you still like guy's hence you aren't straight.

I don't see what's hard to follow.

>>8084568
I only like guys in a romantic way, not in a sexual way.

There's a reason why it's called homoSEXuality and biSEXuality.

>>8084564
So basically that guy wants someone to eat some imitation crab meat, masturbate in his son's playroom and then pretend to be a godzilla?
Is that a fetish of sorts?

>>8084621
No, he wants a man that he can jerk off, touch, etc... The godzilla thing is just if the other guy wants to do it. The crab meat is just a bonus, too, if the guy wants some.

>/jp/

>>8084633
Sounds like a fair deal.

So how does it make you feel knowing that gloryhole-anon is out there living the dream while you sit in your room reading about his tales.

Feels pretty bad man.

I lost my virginity last year through craigslist to a very feminine trap. It's easy to get casual sex no matter how autistic and socially retarded you are.

>>8084653
I am jelly as fuck.
Shame i am far too much of a coward to go to a glory hole myself.

>>8084659
Tell us more, how big was he?
Did you ever swap places?
You did give him a blowjob right?

>>8084673

It's a trick to get your ochinchin chopped off anyway.

>>8084659
Not if you don't even know how to maintain a conversation through internet.

>>8084116

>>8084721
I hope you're not talking about yourself. Don't you have friends on IM, or something?

>>8084700
He was a small korean boy so I only got to lick it for a little bit before we moved on. I can still remember the taste.

>>8084721
It's really as as simple as "let's meet up _____ here so I can suck your cock, dude." and that will be the end of the conversation.

Be specific and say you want no talking.

>>8084727
You seem to imply that you do.

>>8084739
I do. And several of them come from 4chan, and at least one comes from /jp/. Making online friends is EASY.

>>8084742
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

>>8084752
Don't be silly. What does having online friends have anything to do with going to one of those awful boards?

If anything the people who visit those boards don't know how to cherish online friends the way lonely /jp/ers can.

>>8084727
Yes but how am I suposed to talk to a complete stranger who I don't know absolutely anything?

>>8084721
Aww... I'll be your friend anon.

>>8084766
You don't have to know anything about someone to suck their cock, dude.

>>8084769
This is why i love glory holes.
You go there, get a room.
Flip a switch so the red light/sign turns on in the club general area/outside the glory holes so that people know that someone is interested in sucking cock.

And then you suck away when they show up, no questions asked.

>>8084766
You just talk to them. You can't just meet a new person and know everything about them. That wouldn't be logical, because if you knew them, they wouldn't be stranger.

Just start talking to people online, and if you somehow get along with them, ask for an IM or something, and build up from there. It's easier than it seems.

Also, a tip: you might think that people would find you annoying if you ask random questions to them, but they probably wouldn't. People love when you ask them questions, as long as you don't overdo it.

>>8084774
I hate you for making it sound so simple, i could never do it even if i really wanted to.

>>8084774
Also you don't even have to look at their disgustingly masculine bodies.

Truly a marvelous innovation.

>>8084774
Well that does sound easy. Do you fantasize the cock your sucking belongs to your favorite tripfag?

>>8084778
Dont really have a favourite tripfag.
I prefer thinking about the cocks as just cocks myself.

I will admit i do find it highly arousing when the person on the other side starts panting and i can feel the penis starting to twitch in my mouth.

>>8084785
What are your experiences with the different flavors of semen? What textures determine good semen from bad semen?

The only time I've ever serviced someone they asked me to swallow it and it tasted much too salty to be desirable.

>>8084802
I am quite used to most kinds myself so i find them all good in a way.
Its more the mental aspect of swallowing and the warm feeling it gives more than the taste.

But if you really want semen that tastes -good- the other person would have to be someone who eats a lot of fruit and does not drink or smoke.

That said i do prefer the thicker consistencies, that leave a stronger taste and is harder to swallow.

so what states are good for this craiglist business, i have tried it twice to suck cock but i have been sent to the hospital twice. people are not really happy after they cum and you show them your dick.

>>8084822
California and Michigan are great.

Although you could avoid the hospital visits by advertising yourself as a crossdressing male instead of a girl. But that wouldn't be very fun, would it?

>>8084822
I-I'd be happy anon! Silly, ungrateful normals.

>>8084827
>crossdressing male instead of a girl. But that wouldn't be very fun, would it?

i prefer to be seen as a girl, guys chasing cross dressers tend to be a bit weird on those types of places. both times went rather well but they got grabby and they were not happy when they saw.

>>8084843
I would suggest you tell them about it first, unless you wish to get killed one day.

Most males who likes traps/crossdressers/transvestites often happen to be cock-chasers/ or they just see you as a fetish object.

Normal males on the other hand will never be happy about a penis surprise.
Now i cant tell how much of these posts are actually bullshit or not but for your own sake let the other person know first.
I have already seen the scars and bruises a person is left with when they dont mention it.

Again this is mostly the same warning my psychiatrist gave me-

That cock is actually pretty huge OP.

My anus feels weird now and my dick is hard.

>>8084856
> cock-chasers/ or they just see you as a fetish object.
that is exactly the problem, i usually don't like them knowing since they like to play with it and i don't like that at all.

So, it's perfectly normal to suck a trap's cock, and not be gay, right? I mean, the panties are already making me feel kind of gay, and so do the prostate massagers and buttplug. This isn't going to push me over the top, right?

Makes me want to either step on it or pull out the scissors

>>8084856
Are you really the girl in your picture? hello? Shiro can you hear me?

>>8084864
Well, if you still like girls, you're bi at most…