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Shall we do it?

>> No.8081662
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>> No.8081665
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But I want to become a wizard.

>> No.8081669

>>8081656
yaranai ka

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>>8081665
Why would you want to be a wizard?

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But Nitori, why are you wearing that sort of necklace when you're a lady?

>> No.8081701

*grabs cake mix; is Double Chocolate*

>> No.8081709

I'd pee in a kappa's ass

>> No.8081712
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Wanna contract?

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Oh, yes, I believe we shall.

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>> No.8081741

Don't trust kappas, man. They're only after one thing

>> No.8081751

>>8081741
My ass bead! Not my ass bead!

>> No.8081753

>>8081741
Your cucumber?

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How do kappa feel about pickles? Still cucumber just as nice, or disgusting filthy mutilated corpse that no longer bears the freshness of virgin 'cumbers?

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Sure why not Nitori, feel free to insert your hands into my butt and r-rip out that ass pearl!

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Would you rather have Nitori use her hand or foot to reach for your shirikodama?

>> No.8081807

>be middleaged
>go to a doctor
>Nitori is your proctologist

Is your body ready?

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>>8081799
That is a difficult one..
Her hands are more flexible and she would be able to massage your insides better before she kills you.

But on the other hand her foot is bigger, and having big things go up my butt is my fetish.

I think i will have to go with one hand and one foot.

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>>8081814
WTF o.O ?????

>> No.8081823

>>8081799

Before she takes anything out of my butt, I gotta know what her key is for. Hopefully she won't have to take anything out though.

>> No.8081827

>>8081814

I highly doubt she'd be able to properly massage your insides with a foot taking up all the space.

>> No.8081829
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>>8081823


Also

NEETori
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzmBFT4dt1A

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>>8081829

Even Marisa wants to know. Does it lock away some sort of kappa treasure? Or lock away some hidden evil? Or is it just a key for some place in the middle of nowhere? I may never know.

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>>8081823
Key to your heart

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>>8081835

It's the key to her heart.

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>>8081843
Soo i get to rip out her heart and she gets to rip out my ass-balls?

..I am okay with this.

>> No.8081860

I do believe it's the key to her front door

>> No.8081862

>>8081833
>>8081843

Man, now I don't know which it is. Still, keys to hearts, that sounds pretty important.

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>>8081823

It's the key for her chastity belt.

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That Kappa? She'll do anything for science.

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>>8081857
T-That's not it!

>> No.8081923

What would it feel like to thrust your penis all the way inside a kappa and flood her uterus with your potent semen?

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Oh /jp/, you are so innocent sometimes.

It's not a key, it's a speculum.

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>>8081927

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>>8081927
So if she gives me the speculum..
Does this mean i get to investigate her body cavities..

Or does she want me to get down on all fours and help her inspect mine?

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>>8081927
No, I'm pretty sure it's a key.

>> No.8082022

>>8082012
No, I'm pretty sure it's a speculum.

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>>8082022
I'm not playing this game with you again, friend.

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>>8082029
Did someone say friend?

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>>8082022

Then I'm afraid you haven't been seeing a doctor, but some kind of medieval deathmaster.

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>>8082090
He makes me do these kind of things.

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>>8082117

I didn't even think deathmaster was a real profession.

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>>8082117
That look in Yuuka-kun's eyes..
He wishes he was the some slurping on the cucumber..

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>>8082117
That look in Yuuka-kun's eyes..
He wishes he was the one slurping on the cucumber..

>> No.8082153

>>8082140
I never said that, that's just my...doctor.

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>>8082152
Cant blame him, i would also slurp on that cucumber.

Though i do prefer having my shirikodama ripped out of my ass.
But that is just my fetish talking.

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>>8082117
And this is why we should stick to play the games, talk about them and produce fanart without any interaction IRL, I've seem some fucked up shit that people have wrote and/or drawn, but nothing as disgusting as real life fans doing this kind of crap.

Disgusting humans.
Pic related, the kind of kid that grown do things like >>8082117

>> No.8082196

>>8082190
That shit cant be real.
I refuse to believe it.

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>>8082190

Fake or not, that is most unpleasant.

>> No.8082275

>>8082190
Fuck real life, I'm going back to ichigo mashimaro.

>> No.8082300

>>8082190
But she's fat and ugly. Was her boyfriend drunk?

>> No.8082313

>>8082300
You know you'd fuck her.

>> No.8082317

>>8081797
With her mouth, she is going tongue that ball out like only a real kappa could

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