/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First you're buying her dresses, next you're stuffing her and displaying her in your living room.

I suggest undergoing a sex change operation and changing your name to Marisa as well, OP. Or at least trapping it up.
Also, don't forget the dolls.

How about you dont.
Give her a monetary gift instead, bitches love money.

I would highly recommend refraining from this course of action.

>>8077983
OP, you've gone full creeper mode

Or at least, that's what it will look like to other people. This is a bad idea.

>>8077983
>I want to get her the dress that the touhou Alice wears.
you do that and the party van is pretty much guaranteed to take you away

Yes lets buy her a dress that does not look normal at all.

You may aswell just buy her a dragon dildo with the note "I want to watch you fuck yourself with it." on it.

Op, don't. Just don't, and keep away from her.

Don't ask why.

Wait for her birthday. No, you don't need to thank me.

So far this thread makes me sad.
Come on, whats wrong with you people? if op will do this, it may lead to some not so good consequences for him of course, but thats no reason for you to discourage him.
At least we may have some fun, if he will report here.

Op, you should definitely go for it. As for the dress, i have no information, but im sure somebody else will help you.

Should have given it to her during Halloween so it would seem as creepy.

Or would it? Depends on how well she knows you.

You know that one episode of Criminal Minds where the suspect chemically paralyzed women and dressed them up like dolls?

I feel like I'm seeing that person in the making. Don't buy her a dress, OP.

>>8078037
>if op will do this, it may lead to some not so good consequences for him of course, but thats no reason for you to discourage him.

I think you should drink some shotgun mouthwash. It may lead to some not so good consequences for you of course, but that's no reason to be discouraged.

You are seriously trying to get OP labeled a child molester.

>>8078037
>not so good consequences for him of course

Not that we care about pedophiles, we care about Alice.

Leave her alone, Op.

Do you have any pictures?

What happened to /jp/?

You are so sweet at times, /jp/.

Buy pretty dress for girl = Raging Pedophile
WHAT A GREAT SOCIETY WE LIVE IN!

>>8078076
We're not discussing whether this social rule is fair or not, we're establishing that it exists, and if OP doesn't want to look like an incredible creeper he needs to carefully evaluate whether buying a 13 year old girl a pretty dress is a good idea.

OP here - I have no sexual motive whatsoever. I feel that since this family has helped make me feel at home, that buying a (somewhat) expensive present for their daughter won't be seen too poorly, particularly since I have the money.

Does anyone have a link to where I can buy such a dress? While I have money, I'm not nearly handy enough to make it myself.

OP, take the hint and find something else to buy her. Honestly she would never wear it anyways and you're doing it for yourself rather than as thanks for what the family has done for you. Don't be a dick.

>>8078076
More like, buy a dress for an underage girl with the intention of making her into a touhou character = pretty creepy.

>>8078106
We're not questioning your motives or calling you a pedophile, OP. We're saying it will set serious warning alarms off in Alice's parent's heads. While it might not be rational, you need to understand this is a horrible idea.

>>8078106
Give a gift to the parents, then, since they're the ones who helped you out. If you're so keen on buying something for their daughter, discuss it with them.

I say go for it unless the family is extremly normalfag and you don't want to risk being on bad relations. Most people wouldn't think of it so bad if you gave other gifts to other family members as well unless they know you two are close or something.

http://www.fan-store.net/servlet/the-143/Magician-Alice-Margatroid-Outfit%2CPerfect/Detail

You really need to do it smoothly.

You need to get really close to her and her family before you can get away with something like this. If you only know them as acquaintances they're not going to let you get close to her ever again. If you give it to her when you're all close friends, it might be fine, depending on how you do it.

Bide your time, maybe wait until next Halloween.

>Alice has blond, mid-length hair and blue eyes and is turning thirteen in a few weeks.
Obviously bullshit.

How about you buy her a doll instead?
Atleast that way you can pretend to have bad taste when it comes to gifts for girls her age.

With the dress you are just fucked no matter how you look at it.
But hey your life, if you want to look like a creepy pedophile your choice.

You don't do it out of nowhere, you introduce her to Touhou and get her interested in the character.
Then you prod her to ask the parents about dressing up as Alice next Halloween.

>>8078123
Maybe he is actually living the dream, anon.

Here you go OP!

http://www.fan-store.net/servlet/the-143/Magician-Alice-Margatroid-Outfit%2CPerfect/Detail

>>8078125

This. Give her one of those "fumofumo" and you are fine.

>>8078125
>>8078145

I support this.

>>8078125
>>8078119
Thanks for finding that for me. You guys are probably right in that going with a dress is a bad idea, though.

I'll try to find a Shanghai/Hourai doll to give her instead. If it has weapons on it she'll probably think it's cool.

>>8078154
The compass in my gut just went from "Sex offender" to "Kind Neighbor". I reckon the parents will find it nice of you too.

But if you ever decide to run with the dress plan, remember to post the results.

Bumping a troll topic for everybody to see how not to respond to trolls.

>>8079359
whats the problem

Tell me about Alice's butt.

I would be very interested in hearing what kind of explanation OP would give her parents when they ask what the outrageous costume is of.

>>8079479
(quoting future OP)>Well, it's from a series of doujin games, that means games by an independent developer in Japan, of the bullet curtain genre, so it involves shooting thousands of bullets at the other character and killing hundreds of fairies to defeat them. Touhou is famous for hundreds of little girls that fight for various reasons. Alice is a reclusive doll maker in the game who tries to make a liveing doll. I like the doujinshi where Alice is gay for this other little girl.
>Isn't your daughter cute dressed up like her?

>>8079521
And how did you find out about this game?
>Oh I was just reading one of the forums I frequent and someone posted an image from an erotic comic where Alice grows a dick and fuck other touhous. Since then I've been in love with the series.