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8074458 No.8074458 [Reply] [Original]

I just thought your health was a little low, and I'm out of mp so...

please accept it...

>> No.8074460
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I hope this will do... at least until our chemist can find an ether...

>> No.8074476

Who is this bitch and why should I care?

>> No.8074481
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That's obviously a mana potion retard. Your the worst mage ever.

>> No.8074485
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Mine was just tsundere.

>> No.8074487

>>8074476
Are you kidding me?

>> No.8074493

I don't need it. I'm a dual wielding unstoppable machine of death.

>> No.8074488
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>>8074458
>>8074460
Bitch you're not gonna get in the way

>> No.8074532
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fucking moat... What'd I miss gais-

ohshit.

>> No.8074538
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I've got their summoner neutralized, so to speak

uhuhu

>> No.8074547

...But if your MP is low and you have a blue potion, shouldn't you just drink it and heal me instead?

>> No.8074557

>>8074458
Why not drink the mana potion and then cure me?

>>8074488
Why is Archer the worst female class?

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>>8074458
THAT WAS A FUCKING ETHER YOU DUMB BITCH. EITHER WAY, I COULD USE A DIFFERENT MANNER OF HELP OVER HERE GET THIS FATASS OFFA ME

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hope I'm not too late to help out....

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>>8074567
Oh wow. Here, hold on it takes a second for me to lift this thing up...

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>>8074567
There we go. Allll better, right? Oh wow, I didn't think he had that much blood in him...

>> No.8074625

>>8074583
>>8074593
>>8074598

Laughed more than I should have, and somewhere out there my Diablo 2 claymore-toting necro laughs with me.

>> No.8074626

>>8074476
What are you? newfag?

>> No.8074629
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oh shit a marboro where the fuck did that thing come from fuck damn shit

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>>8074629
oh god damnit not again fml

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okay who's touching my butt

>> No.8074688
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8074688

fuck this shit

brb banana in the sky

>> No.8074708

Anyone else feel white mages would make good wives?

>> No.8074717

>>8074708
Only a beta thinks that. White mages cant help them selves from "healing" everyone they see. Enjoy your wife always being out of mana.

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>>8074717
second class arithmetician

Get the fuck out with your nonsense.

>> No.8074730

>>8074722
Denial is the first stage of NTR.

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>>8074717
>beta

stopped reading your post right there

>> No.8074734

>>8074717

Out of mana? What sort of poor man's KEI do they use in FFT anyway?
Also, can't she just get a horse?

>> No.8074739

>>8074734
use a horse? I... I'm scared to ask what you had in mind, exactly..

>> No.8074750

>>8074739

So she can sit down while she's standing.

>> No.8074751
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I'd love to help guys but I can't shake this damn apache...

>> No.8074755

>>8074750
So lewd.

>> No.8074762
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8074762

FUCKING archer. Get the fuck out.

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Has anyone taken care of the malboro yet?!

>> No.8074772
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don't mind me, just making this thread shitty.

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>>8074731
You mind the fort. Me and your wife are going on an adventure. I just leveled my Sanctuary buff and cant wait to try it out.

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>>8074772
jesus christ how horrifying

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>>8074768
NO IT IS MOST DEFINITELY STILL HERE

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>>8074772
get out.

>> No.8074798
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Only weaklings use mana.

>> No.8074806
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>>8074708
I'd prefer a chemist, myself. No need for mana and seeing fumbling around in her bag for items would be much more moe

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>>8074806
that and the fuckers are armed to the teeth

>> No.8074824
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>white mage thread
>no Minwu

>> No.8074827

>>8074792
Got it under control?

>> No.8074843

>>8074806
If your definition of moe is heavy armament...
I much prefer Geomancer myself.

>>8074717
An entire thread shit on by one post, astounding.

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>>8074827
mff mnhn mng!!

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8074870

are black mages moe?

>> No.8074876

>>8074856
Yeah, you got this. Head back to camp when you're done, we'll meet you there.

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>>8074870

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>>8074887
this is now my fetish

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so goddamn tedious to get.
and worth every minute.

>> No.8074909

>>8074856
Don't stop.

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>>8074485
>ZUN !bar

>> No.8074924
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Assassins are cheap.

>> No.8074931

>>8074913
I have figure out whats going on in this picture. Looks like shes giving birth.

>> No.8074936

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4574032

>> No.8074938
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8074938

why mimes are so lewd?

>> No.8074939

>>8074938
they're just copying what they see

blame everyone else

>> No.8074942

So when you drink one of these health potions, does your piss turn blue?

>> No.8074946

>>8074942
Health potions arnt blue. I think the point that the OP was trying to make is white mages and or wifes are stupid. Should report him for sexism and classism.

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>>8074946
I think the OP is one of the betas in this thread that is in denial about why his wife is always out of mana. To bad shes going to drink that mana potion with someone else.

>> No.8074970

>>8074960
why do you even use that word here

really

I mean you do know that if you put any sort of idiotic label like that to /jp/ we're all zetamales, right?

goddamn lern2lern

>> No.8074980

>>8074970
>zetamales
That's just you. We're omega as fuck.

>> No.8074984

>>8074960
>implying my waifu isn't pure
>implying you need a layer of steel to protect you
>implying knight's abilities are worth shit when you have clearly superior Agrias

no, knight, YOU are the beta.

>> No.8074986

>>8074970
Speak for your self. I dont sit in my room because Im scared of the world.

>> No.8074989

>>8074984
>waifu

report, go back to /a/

>> No.8074993

>>8074989
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8074997

>>8074993
Not to bright are you.

>> No.8074999

>>8074980
omega is fine too

generally, realistically /jp/ is a mix of omegas and zetas

but even using the terms alpha or beta is kinda faggotry, and really doesn't belong on /jp/ (despite being such)

>> No.8075010

>>8074997
Nice ad hominem there.

>> No.8075021

>>8074999
Spoken like a true beta thats ashamed every time he is reminded of it.

>> No.8075022

Why does everyone hate Argath? He was a pretty cool guy.

>> No.8075024

>>8074999
Zeta isn't even the last letter of the alphabet. There's just alpha, beta and omega. Nothing else. Stop making up stupid shit.

>> No.8075036

>>8075024
hasn't been keeping up with the news

lern2fuckinggoogle https://www.google.com/search?gcx=w&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=zeta+male

>>8075010

not ad hominem, you dumb fucker. Christ, I was under the impression that, being generally a bunch of shut-ins, you goddamn people would have the time it takes to google something more than pvc figurines to imagine yourself shitting on.

>> No.8075041

>>8075036
>not ad hominem, you dumb fucker.
At least you've proven yourself to be trolling.

>> No.8075045

>>8075041
the stupid, it hurts so much.

>> No.8075047

>>8075041
He's from /v/. He could legitimately be this dumb.

>> No.8075053

>>8075045
>>8075047
You almost had me for a minute there.

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>>8075036
>blogspot
>urbansictionary
>adviceformen
my face

And dont respond to people quoting me like you are me faggot.

>> No.8075089

>>8074458

>out of mp
>implicated healing potion

>BLUE

>not red or green

What the fuck is this shit.

>> No.8075109

I like how I made one off handed comment about wives and all of a sudden everyone gets trolled.

Reported and hidden.

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>>8074997
>Not to bright are you.
>to

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>>8074913
Boner.jpg

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