/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Shut up Chen.

>>8073335
pig!

You're just mad you aren't getting any.

Because virgins always put too much weight into sex.

I'm doing my best to be less sexual, don't worry about me.

>>8073362
who are you giving your sex-toy collection to, anon?

>>8073364

I never had the money to buy sex toys in the first place. Besides, the only times I ever had an urge to get one was when I didn't masturbate enough so it was all pent up, and one fap always cleaned my head of those thoughts.

Oh Chen, I always fap to you! I imagine me sliding my thick erect, cheese filled penis into your tight youkai rump and thrusting away as your eyes roll back into your head and your tongue hangs out bringing forth a thick saliva trail. I spank your cute derriere and glide my hands under your torso towards your adorable flat chest hearing you squeal in delight.

I then pour some water on your head thus reverting you back to a normal cat and watching you split in half from the girth of my penis. ~♥

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>>8073392
I wouldn't let Ran see that....

I report all sexposters. You can't talk about sex at work, therefore it's not worksafe.

>>8073392
>cheese filled penis
What's wrong with you?

>>8073392
>then pour some water on your head thus reverting you back to a normal cat and watching you split in half from the girth of my penis. ~♥

>>8073427
He's a dairy fapper or something.

>then pour some water on your head thus reverting you back to a normal cat and watching you split in half from the girth of my penis. ~♥

>>8073392
>implying a common house cat could not accomodate your tiny dingus

>then pour some water on your head thus reverting you back to a normal cat and watching you split in half from the girth of my penis. ~♥

>>8073392
I kind of want to fuck a cat now

is this possible?

>>8073451
Oh ho ho ho monsieur! But I have bestowed upon my person a phallus of most gracious proportions! Tis unfathomable to ponder that my mighty penis could fall to a simple feline rump!

Now I have to post her butt. Thanks Anon.

>then pour some water on your head thus reverting you back to a normal cat and watching you split in half from the girth of my penis. ~♥

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>>8073489
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>>8073498
You need to calm down child.

>>8073510
But do I need to be prepared?

>>8073521
Your anus does.

>>8073541
umad

>>8073498

Shut the fuck up.

>>8073392
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>>8073332

>Is it because masturbation is the only exercise you get and you associate it with all good things in life?

So that is why I think about game development all the time.

>then pour some water on your head thus reverting you back to a normal cat and watching you split in half from the girth of my penis. ~♥

>>8073364
is it bad that I actually have anal beads?

>>8073752

Do you even use them?

>>8073765
a couple of times, they aren't especially pleasurable...

>>8073769

Well, if you don't use them anymore then I don't see what's so bad I suppose.

>>8073332

Didn't we have this thread yesterday?

Anyway, a big squishy, pillowy pair of tits crashed into me the other day, and I was quite revolted. I guess at times like that, I completely stop being hypersexual.

Reproduction is a natural part of life.
Please do not pervert it into something it is not.

>>8074562
It may be so, yet people abuse it to justify control over others (IE: Single parents with bastard children and child support). Fappan allows us guys to vent stress without having to worry about pregnancy.

Alright /jp/

You have just fapped, and it was a pretty solid 8/10 fap.

You are about to go to bed, and you get a slight urge to fap again.

Do you:

Fap again knowing the amount of pleasure will be less than your previous fap, and it will also lower the pleasure of tomorrow's fap?

Or do you wait until tomorrow for the better fap?

>>8074641
Fap again, because it helps me sleep.

>>8074641

I usually try to fap as little as possible unless it keeps me from sleeping. That's always annoying.

Because we came to /jp/ for the escapism. If you dont understand that, GTFO woman.