/jp/ - Otaku Culture

no, she'd fucking kill me.

No i would not.
Not to mention how the hell would i even get away with that?
She could open black holes in my lungs and fill them with acid if she wants too..

>>8063781
Would you do it if you could get away with it?

>>8063792
Her powers are only effective in Gensokyo, reality is a strong force against her apparently.

No. I wouldn't go near that turd.

HELL jea i would xD
i'd show her real HELL >:)

No, because such feelings are only reserved for Sakuya.

>>8063788
Why would I do that? Yukari is a pretty cool guy. Id befriend her so I could have access to Ran tails and Chens vagina.

Not unprovoked. I'm suspicious of her and don't trust her, but don't outright hate her.

Joke's on you, that's actually Maribel.

I reserve the pleasure of physically abusing for someone I love, so no.

>>8063788

idk, creating gensokyo is something I appreciate

>>8063822
...who do you love?

I am a super pacifist myself so no.
I have never hit anyone ever.

Infact i have never even called someone a bitch in all of my 22 years.
I just want to live in peace.

>>8063830
That's a secret!

I really doubt anyone on /jp/ COULD beat up Yukari.

That bitch is tough if you haven't noticed.

No because I'm not autistic enough to take out my anger on imaginary characters made up by some tiny drunk asian man.

I would never hurt a Touhou.

>>8063873
...you're not?
what are you doing here then? Clearly you don't belong in /jp/.

>>8063858
You can't go toe to toe with Yukari? Get the fuck out of /jp/. Fucking newfags ruining my ancient youkai board for ancient youkai such as myself.

I could take on Yukari if she were in the outside world.

All I have to do is play the old game of belief-based-existence that youkai have.

OPs pic is fantastic. Want moar.

>>8063830
Don't you want to lie their with your bleeding meido by your side, hugging her you won't let go, not until the struggles subside.

>>8063924
http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/bbsnote2/bbsnote.cgi?fc=page&page=1
Have a blast.

>>8063837
I was afraid of that.

>>8063770
YES. i would call her a bitch and fuck her silly, and then erupt inside of her with the power of a thousand suns.

>>8063950

You are a prince amongst men and I salute you for your kindess.

>>8064015
She would portal all your sperm from her womb to your mouth, and your penis.

>>8064015
Okuu would be jealous of your ejaculation.

I would beat her at danmaku then drink tea with her afterwards.

>>8064034
..That turns me on more than it should.

A thread about beating up Yukari... someone had too much candy corn.

Am I the only one who thought this looked like a Nipple from the thumbnail?

>>8064155
Yes, you are. Im pretty sure no one here would even try to find the old hags nipples, even in full nude photos.

>>8064168
Such hurtful words.

I'd punch her in the face.

And then she'd ahegao, and tell me to hit her more.

She'd beg me to give her a bloody nose and black eye.

And she'd finger herself while I continued beating on her.

This is something real women do, right?

>>8064175
shh shh timotei timotei shh timotei

>>8064187
Its entirely possible that only she would do that. She got to much power and she is forced to dominate everyone all the time. I bed shes a masochist in bed.

>>8064175
GET BACK IN THE CLOSET
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU

Such a funny picture since Yukari isn't ever shown to have a large bust in the games.

>>8064192

Bloody/Guro Touhou folder: 207 images. Thanks, OP.

And no, I'm not posting anything from said folder. Have something creepy.

I would never hurt a Touhou. I don't understand all the hate. All she does is sleep all day, so why is she a threat?

>>8064215
BUMP for moar creepy yukari

>>8064223
Oh Anon, so naive! This isn't about harming an enemy, it is about the sexual pleasure derived from causing pain to vulnerable human.

>>8064234
>human.
Or in this case, youkai.

>>8064233
S'called Pixiv, scrub. Go find y'own.

Suck my cock dude

>>8064234
>vulnerable
>Yukari

Pick one.

Seriously, even without her powers Yukari would still kick pretty much the whole of /jp/'s ass.

I imagine most of /jp/ as either fat or scrawny, both of which would lose to an older woman like Yukari.

>>8064234
Consensuality, go find someone who wants to be harmed.

'sides, The likelyhood of sadism in /jp/ is very low, you ought to know that /jp/ers would rather be stepped on than to do the stepping.

>>8064346
>Consensuality, go find someone who wants to be harmed.
Not interesting.

>/jp/ers would rather be stepped on than to do the stepping.
Given the popularity of rape in VNs and doujins, and yukkuri abuse around here, I have to disagree.

>>8064363
So long as you aren't using Rance as an example, and yukkuri abuse is very few of the posters.

I'm neutral with sadism really, only problem I have with it is the anon that insists on filling Satori threads with it.

>>8064377
If its wrong to want to abuse Satori, then I dont want to be right!

>>8064421
I don't give a shit on if you like it or not, but what we end up with is something like Sanae threads, no one can have their say or discussion without it being permeated by someone screaming about how much of a slut she is.

>>8064427
>someone screaming about how much of a slut she is.
I do hate that. But ive never disrespected anyone for wanting to protect Satori. I think Satori just has a negative effect on people, shes just to defenseless. You can rape her mind and body, at the same time!

>>8064434
That's not the problem really. Satori threads aren't just for the sake of sadism and white-knighting, variety is always nice.

That and I might mention that the previous subject trend used to actually be the direct opposite, people wanting to be her pet.

>>8064448
guilty

>>8064427
You know people wouldn't call Sanae a slut, if she stopped being such a slut.

There is a reason no one likes Sanae. She is a notorious whore who spreads her legs for anyone and anything.

>>8064454
You seem frustrated, did her appearance in TD over Sakuya touch a nerve?

>>8064448
Id be ok with being Satori's pet. I always wanted to be dominated by a loli. Plus Satori's small and frail, that contrast would just make the situation all the more delicious, like Berserker and his shoulder Loli.

It's probably not wise to attempt punching one who can redirect my punch into my lung.

This is a BAD thread.

>>8064509
hi squidy

>>8064509
Shh, men are talking.

>>8064519
I think squiddy died.

>>8064542
That picture is definitely something he had in his formspring background before.