/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Memes are shit and the ''trolls'' aren't even trying

thanks anyway

Shiki could kill that wall.

So Beautifal T-T

You will never kiss your waifu >:3

>>8015604

Get out troll, this is serious (On 4chan? did I really just say that?)

This Video does have a double meaning
1. Long Distant Relationships
2. She is not Just an Image on your Screen

But Still, made me cry, none the less.

>>8015624

I didn't notice the other meaning..

How many times will the replay button get raped?

I love my waifu<3

>>8015639
Fuck off back to reddit.

>>8015670

Better?

>>8015678
Of course. Fuck off back to Gaia.

>>8015679

That's DeviantART :|

>>8015670
...what's this reddit thing?

>>8015681
Get out of /jp/. Kill yourself.

>Mike

Dropped.

>>8015670
>>8015682

Please tell me this won't turn into a reddit thread, this is beautiful T-T

wait what the fuck happened at the end

>>8015691
He lost his left arm because of punching the glass, he's left handed, she's right handed.

So what she did is give him her left hand.

>>8015639
Go Back to Memebase, Scum.

I don't get this, someone explain?

DAMN THAT MAGICAL GLASS, WHERE THE F*CK DID IT EVEN COME FROM AND WHY??

Why can't we just be with our waifus? T-T

ITT our waifus this season

>>8015750
>>8015690
>T-T

The fuck is this? /jp/, what happened to you?

>>8015758

I miss alot of Old 4Chan, but /jp/ hasn't seem to change one bit..

>>8015715
Get to the other side before the border repairs itself.

>>8015593

I JUST noticed that he has her left arm in that pic :o

So much faggotry in this thread. OP delete it now please.

So Beautifal.. Just.. Speachless

>>8015791
OP is trying to promote is video

>>8015791

but Why?

>>8015795
Please report it for spam too. Maybe the mod will bother to come by and rangeban him.

Also, flagged the video for copyright infringement.

>>8015795

It's not my video, my friend sent it to me after getting into an arguement about how my waifu is just an image on my screen.

>>8015806
Nobody asked and nobody cares. Delete your thread.

>>8015803

Bro what's your problem, This was the only video I could find that had the original audio and was in good HD.

It seems like you're either trolling or don't understand the message.

>>8015811
>Bro

Get out already, take this to whatever forum you came from. And delete your fucking thread.

>>8015808

I really have no reason to, I'm showing off a beautifal video for /jp/ to see.

I don't really get why I should.

>>8015824
Because it's obnoxious and so are you.

>>8015821

I recommend you just leave this thread, we don't want any trouble..

The only way this is gonna be taken down is if the mods take it down, which I don't think is likely, although I just raised the chance for saying that.

>>8015828
>obnoxious
Please, the only obnoxious one here is you.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>8015840
>>8015836

Awesome Storys, bro.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>8015850

Your storys are nice, but what exactly does it have to do with "Draw With Me"?

>Implying the video has to do with "Being in love with an anime girl"

I'm sure that it's meant to be just long distance relationships.. separated by a computer screen.

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

>>8015856

Alright, I think you're trying to get this thread banned, Mod? You there? Can you ban this guy?

>>8015593
>55

:o

>>8015864
Please make it more obvious that you're samefagging.

>>8015763

IS NOT POSSIBLE!

>>8015897

ಠ_ಠ

>>8015849
Iculiekmudkips

>>8015593

Is it me, or is this the only thing on /jp/ that actually meant something to me..
:)

>>8015937
>I don't want your arm
>I want you

Is what it's saying, for the people who are too lazy to read backwards

>>8015763

It repairs itself too quickly.. IT REPAIRS ITSELF TOO DAMN QUICKLY!!

Since there's a way through the top. Why not use a ladder?

What an awful thread.

>>8015955

Explain what's so awful about it? :3

I remember when this came out..I thought to myself, what a terrible ending for the both of them.

I still think that years after my own mistakes, but maybe it's because I'm older now that I can appreciate how heartbreaking it truly is.

>>8015964
I still think it was a happy ending, I mean, they still have all their life to get over that mirror, who knows, maybe behind the animation, they finally do cross that glass wall

>>8015963
It's a horrible quality Gaia troll thread.

Reported.

>>8015982
>Horrible Quality
>Gaia
>Troll
>Troll
>Troll

TROLL?? HOW IS THIS TROLL??!
And I see no relevance to Gaia either, And I'm pretty sure that the video is high quality.
>1080p

>>8015989
Just get out. You're embarrassing.

>>8015992
I'm serious, tell me
>How is it Gaia
>How is it Horrible Quality
>And how is it Trolling?

>>8015982

ಠ_ಠ I think you're the only one trolling here

Ladder worked! ^-^

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>>8016007
Stop bumping your thread OP.

>>8016018

Wut?

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>>8016025

OH SH [Comment only available for 4chan® Gold™ account holders]

>>8016011

Does it make me a bad person to prefer the original ending ;-;

>>8015596
Shiki is a lie

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>>8015777

Serperior watches you in your sleep

>>8016051

Not sure if love or hate for you keeping thread somewhat alive..

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Ok, OP, if you don't want to get labeled as a troll/idiot:

-Stop using emoticons
-Stop bumping your thread constantly
-Stop using retarded image macros and forum gifs
-Don't pick /a/-level topics such as "waifus" that are only frowned upon in here.

And, most importantly, lurk more.

>>8016079
That's what I get for being a newfag

>Post a 4 year old video acting like it's something new

>>8016079
Although it's not frowned upon to have a waifu, making a thread discussing them is frowned upon. To get around this, simply make a thread about the specific character you like. You see these threads all the time.

And bumping your thread is fine, as long as you are bumping with actual content.