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Spoilers: Frostbite on your wiener.

I'd tuck her in and leave the room.

Something actually just occurred to me. There is no fire department in Gensokyo. Who would come to rescue someone who had licked her and had his or her tongue stuck to her?

;_;

Nothing because she might wake up.

>>8011589
Just get a cup of room temperature water to normalize the temperature at the affected area.

I would not want to disturb her slumber. So I would quietly sneak in and put my nose in her crotch and masturbate while I take in her fairy aroma. Id place my load on her face and exit the room.

>>8011594
>>8011594
Smart man.

>>8011709
She's getting raped and all she can say is ``What are you doing?''?

What a filthy skank.

Kill her. Then the meme might finally die.

>>8011601
You must have brought a cup of water before you proceed to lick her.

What a gentleman and a scholar.

If I stuck my fingers in her, would they get frozen?

>>8011576
Never had it happen to me.

>>8011779
It needs to be a freezer, you cheat.

>>8011751
>>8011726
Fuck Off!

>>8011803
I don't know what kind of crazy ass non-freezer you keep your frozen pizzas in.

Nose in butt.

I want to be on my knees behind her with my nose pushed up between her buttcheeks and sniff her divine ass

>>8011751
Nope. Even if she canonogically dies it will still be around just to spite you.

>>8011827
>canonogically
Now I've seen some made up words in my time, but takes the prize. Try "canonically".

Whisper into her ear, "baka baka"

>>8011709
That look of horror is great.

Hug her.

I'd probably just stick my wee-wee in her urethral urine schute and hope to get her pregnant with my vaginal juices.

>>8011803

I'd give her a hug, maybe cuddle with her a little bit. And before I leave, I'd plant a kiss on her cheek and hope it gets stuck.

>>8011567
source?

>>8011867

>>8011965
Of course I would. I am not some sort of faggot.

>>8011965
I am sorry but I would break it. Its just that big. If I had my way I would have a hymen. So, its not my fault.

>>8011983
Your PENIS would shrink to a rice grain before it ever reached it.

>>8012015
Acceptable. But it isn't as if it has far to go.

>>8012015
There is no canon evidence that Chirnos body is anything but warm and fluffy.

>>8012029
What would you do if a Cirno laughed at your penis?

>>8012044
If she laughed it would be hysterical laughter born from fear.

But I would feel bad for frightening her. I would pat her on the head and tell her it only hurts the first time, possibly the second to, in order to ease her mind. Then I would buy her some ice cream.

>>8012044
I'd give her something to laugh at.
*grabs dick*

>>8012044
I would probably cry and try to find the portal out of gensokyo.

>>8012044
>if a Cirno laughed
As in, she oppened her mouth to laugh and has it wide open and available for insertion of foreign, phallic, objects?

>>8012086
Perhaps it is just a giggle that she is trying to suppress out of kindness and her mouth never opens.

>>8012094
Give me a few minutes more, I'm trying ti think of another H-implying reply.

>>8012051
8)

>>8011867
I need to try this sometime.
..The Rum Raisin, that is.

What is in those film canisters, I wonder?

>>8012217
Film, or at least I think it is.

Why must it be a tease...

What would I do?

Pull the sheets over her and pat her on the head. Maybe ruffle her hair a little so she'd make a cute sound if I could do it without waking her.

Flamenwaffer.

>>8011965
There's ton of fanart on pixiv where she get deflowered.

>>8011965
Breaking Cirno's hymen would be like breaking an ice with an ice pick. It would be painful to both parties

>>8013041
But worth it to at least one.

>>8011640
How noble.

>>8011589
Why in the fuck would you need the fire department to unfreeze your tongue?

>>8012040
ZUN disagrees.

I wouldn't break Cirno's hymen, but I would pop her anal cherry.

>>8012364
It's not that big of a deal. 13 pages was more than enough for me.

>>8014579
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?

>>8013041
Perhaps you arnt doing it right but, breaking ice with a pick doesnt hurt. Try holding the handle next time bro.

With that said, I would chip Chirnos ice and put it in my eggnog, if you know what I mean.

50 Something replies... AND NO LICKING HER FEET?!

>>8014597
Fucking disgusting! Why can't you just cum on her face and kill her like normal /jp/edos? Reported for sexual deviancy.

>>8014597
This thread is clearly about fornication with Cirno. Her feet are an entire thread of their own. I have a folder with 70 something pictures of them.

This thread still alive?!

>>8014637
start posting

>>8014641
This thread will never die so long as there are people out there that dream about taking advantage of a sleep Cirno.

>>8012094
Perhaps she's just giggling because I'm tickling her to fulfil my tickle fetish.

>>8014656
Nah, first because of your rudeness but also because of immaturity. Theres always some fag who buttrages for one reason or another.

>>8014668
DO IT!
I need something to fill my report queue with.

>>8014672
Pretty sure feet porn is worksafe.

>>8014679
Irrelevant

fap to the sound of her breathing

>>8014686
It would be better to hang your cock over her mouth so you can feel her breath on your flesh, plus you are in a better position to desecrate her pure mouth with your semen. Sleeping girls swallow.

>>8014000
>ZUN disagrees.
Prove it.

>>8014736
>She emits cold air constantly, so her vicinity is always chilly.
>Since she can freeze things she touches instantly, refrain from touching her even if she is asleep.

>>8014746
Neither of those imply that her body is cold.

>>8014755
They don't outright say it, but it is extremely heavily implied, unless you think that an object that emits enough cold air to chill an entire region is warm (like, a refrigerator or some shit). Her wings are freaking made of ice.

I'll warm her up!
*grabs dick*

>>8014755
>Neither of those imply that her body is cold.

>can freeze things she touches instantly, refrain from touching her even if she is asleep.

>EVEN IF SHE IS ASLEEP

Do you know not reading comprehension?!

>>8014773
It toho, I ain't gotta explain shit

Reisen wins Cirno:
"When you cool things down, you take heat from the surroundings.
You probably warm up inside as a result. "
this dialogue is from Hisoutensoku.
Actually Cirno's body is hot as fuck...
>>8014746
Based on this commentary, raping Cirno is a bad end, she would froze you if she gets mad, doujins where Cirno gets raped are bullshit (there are some exceptions though).
So...
>>8011567
I will wake up her tenderly, and I will kiss her... then I will propose her to have sex, if she doesn't know what's that I will teach her.

>>8011567
レッツペロペロ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsbL04pUGdQ

>>8014807
>I will wake up her tenderly, and I will kiss her... then I will propose her to have sex, if she doesn't know what's that I will teach her.
And just how well off do you think you be when her muscles contract and loosen during her orgasm and she accidentally freezes you? You only have 2/3 chance of survival. Is it worth it?

>>8014811
hmmm...

I'm guessing the picture in OP is just a sample from an artist in Pixiv? Seeing as how an image search on exhentai yields no results...

I heard /jp/ was the worst board on all of 4chan but I didn't believe it. Thanks for proving everyone right, this thread.

>>8014823
Correct, here: http://dis.4chan.org/%64erefer.php?url=http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust
_id=17208048
>>8014827

>>8014773
You are talking about a region full of magic. Whats her face with the pants tosses fire around as a bodily function but is susceptible to fire her self. Why? Because its magic.

What Cirno has is an aura, doesnt mean her body is cold, but the air around her is cold and she can freeze things by touching them, because of her power.

Also, cold things do not radiate cold. So assuming that shes cold because she radiates cold makes you retarded.

>>8014799
Ever herd of reflexes? I would imagine a magical creature whos defensive capabilities all center around magic would react with magic when threatened. I know I dont try to stick my head between my legs when flying objects come at my face, I usually use my arms, but thats just me, all evidence shows you to have your head up your ass, so perhaps you use your legs.

>>8014833
How thoroughly sad... I'll masturbate to you instead, Anon-kun.

>>8014841
I am woefully uninteresting I am afraid. Why not fap to some SFW Cirno pantsu instead?

>>8014834
That's because Mokou is a human who has learned the ability to use fire, not an embodiment of fire, whereas Cirno is literally a "snow girl," the embodiment of ice itself. And the last time I checked talking to Mokou isn't like walking into a boiler room.

>Also, cold things do not radiate cold. So assuming that shes cold because she radiates cold makes you retarded.
It usually works that way in universes with magic, which, I don't know, you literally just pointed out. It's almost like you don't read what you fucking write.

>>8014845
No. I will, however, search チルノ R-18 on pixiv, acquire more than twenty pages of cheap porn and masturbate myself to sleep.

Unless you have a better alternative. Like a good Cirno doujinshi or the like. I would love the alternative actually, considering the OP is such a cockblock.

>>8014821
If you love her. Yes
If you're only a pervert. No
Actually I don't think she can froze an adult sized person accidentally and theorically she can melt her own ice, so it's not dangerous.
>inb4 frozen frogs breaks.
frogs are animals, they are really small and she freezes them on purpose.

>>8014853
>with magic
Exactly, its magic. You morons have the mindset that shes radiating cold because shes cold. You dont even know how stupid you look.

She emits fire but her self isnt burned by it, because its "magical" fire but if you light a match under her foot she gets burned. Again, comes down to magic. One doenst assume her body raises to 30,000 degrees when shes channeling fire.

By this line of thought I wonder why someone as stupid as you doesnt also assume that Rumia isnt colder because shes the embodiment of night and darkness.

>>8014856
But I am OP. Perhaps at one point I was willing to entertain your request, but now that you have insulted my honor, I shall provide you with NOTHING. Perhaps you have learned you lesson of thinking before you speak.

>>8014874
Tch. I could swallow my pride, but now that you have denied me my pleasure, I will hold no respect for you.

However, I will apologize for my imprudence. And now I will retreat myself from this horrible thread that only induces cockblocking by the likes of you. GOOD DAY.

>>8014869
>You morons have the mindset that shes radiating cold because shes cold. You dont even know how stupid you look.
I imagine that she is cold because she radiates cold unconsciously all the time, she is an embodiment of ice and has wings that are made of it, she has the ability to sleep on ice without melting it, she is an ice fairy, and a huge variety of other things that suggest that she is cold.

>By this line of thought I wonder why someone as stupid as you doesnt also assume that Rumia isnt colder because shes the embodiment of night and darkness.
Because no canon source states that Rumia is the embodiment of night or darkness, which she in all likelihood isn't.

>>8014869
>Exactly, its magic. You morons have the mindset that shes radiating cold because shes cold. You dont even know how stupid you look.
It isn't magic, she is a fairy, the living embodiment of natural phenomenon, transcendental, above magic and other cheap imitations of the power of nature.

>>8014886
Hmp. So be it.

>>8014909
Ohh and by "limited" I mean like a first grade education.

>>8014882
A cold aura would protect any ice she was laying on from melting.

All you have is description you misinterpreted due to your limited understanding of thermal dynamics.

>>8014909
Yes, but the laws of thermodynamics don't apply to ice faeries, because it's very obvious that the laws do not apply to ice faeries. How far are you going to drive this fucking stupid line of thought.

And, for that matter, I have somewhat better grasp of thermodynamics than a first grader; I can derive the Maxwell-Boltzmann distribution from the grand canonical ensemble.

I also know, from elementary school, that heat flows from cooler things to warmer things. And that magical cold auras don't exist.

>>8014928
>cooler things to warmer things
Yeah, yeah, warmer things to cooler things.

>>8014869
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It's magic. Why are you trying to explain shit?

>>8014928
You are trying to bend my aspersions on your intelligence to apply to what I said about Cirno which shows that you are out of any argument. Either that or you are to stupid to understand what I said. Either way I think we are done here.

Come back when you have something better than assumptions.

>>8014883
I'm not the other anon, but I'm going to say something.
She's a fairy who manipulates cold, you're assumiing she's made of ice. Fairy's are made of pure tangible magic.
She can't be a Fairy and a Elemental of ice/Embodiment of Ice, she's only a fairy with the ability to manipulate the air to really low temperatures, probably by absorbing the heat with magic. When she sleeps she can't control her magic power.

>>8014951
Actually, the presence of an argument in the post you quoted to actually demonstrates that I have an argument (as well as many others to which you have not responded,) whereas the one you just posted contains jack shit. Yeah, we're done here.

>>8014952
>Fairy's are made of pure tangible magic.
No, faeries are embodiments of nature, so the rest of your post is moot.

>>8014952
Id still like to smell her "magic power" while shes sleeping.

>>8014951
Actually, the presence of an argument in the post you responded to demonstrates that I do have an argument (as well as many others which you have ignored) whereas the one you just posted contains jack shit. Yeah, we're done here.

>>8014952
>Fairy's are made of pure tangible magic.
No, faeries are embodiments of nature, so the rest of your post is moot.

>>8014966
Well then your argument is now, "I know more about thermal dynamics than a first grader". Thats not the topic of the thread and barely relevant to the current discussion.

So you are a second grader who still believes in Santa Claus and feel the world crumbling around you when the school bullies told you he doesn't exist. I can imagine you screaming, HE IS REAL, with tears in your eyes running home to mother.

Dont try to pull the projecting card either, i stopped believing in Santa by the time I was 5 when I noticed that presents showed up weeks before Santa was due.

Much like I stopped assuming Cirno was cold because some Otaku liked to draw her melting.

>>8014984
You are literally retarded.

>>8014952
They are bound to / born from the elements in the majority of universes.

I'm sure I've seen heroes interact with passive elemental spirits and creatures without getting frozen, blown away, getting electrocuted, bursting into flames and so on

>>8014996
Did I stir up painful memories? Perhaps you think that if you win here it will heal some traumatic event from your past. But no matter how much you scream, its not going to change the facts.

Santa doesn't exist and there is no evidence that Cirno is cold. The sooner you come to grips with that, the sooner you will be at peace.

>>8014966
So all the fairys you kill in the danmaku games are the embodiment of nature things... NO
fairys are made of magic, there are fairies who can do special things with magic because they are magic itself. If she was a embodiment of some natural phenomena she can't be a fairy. She would be a thing of a higher magnitude and she would be really powerful.

>>8015030
Youkai are magic, fairies are nature. Deal with it you damn fool.

>>8015033
Nature isnt magic and thus doesn't make fairies. I mean ive never seen a snowman come to life like in the stories. But if you believe in Santa Claus, I guess you could also believe in Frosty the Snowman.

If fairies are being born from nature, im pretty sure magic is involved.

>>8015041
Canon resource http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Fairy

>The true identity of natural phenomena themselves.

>>8015051
That's a mistranslation then.

ITT: Somebody goes full trollmode after getting fucking told.

And nothing of value was lost, since the thread was shit anyway.

>>8015051
Im no expert on the topic but, sure looks like magic to me.

>>8015058
Sounds like you fit your description, kid. Let people discuss.

Shame on you /jp/, doing lewd things to Cirno! You should be nicer to her. She's only a little girl!

>>8015062
Yeah, keep jacking yourself off in the thread, I ain't stopping you.

>>8015064
But that's what makes it so great.

>>8015056
So does Reimu's powers to Yumemi.

I'd just poke her a bunch.
Just poke her on the cheek.
With my finger.

I would draw on her face.

No, that sounds mean. I would only lick her face.

I was fucking around on 2chan once and found a picture of a passed out Cirno getting molested. Shame I didn't save it.

>>8015106
You sonofabitch. Why even mention it.

>>8015076
I wonder if you'd have to be so specific on location and appendage anywhere else.

See how many Sharpies I could stick up her nose.

Take a fat shit on her chest.

I'd just like to lie down with her and cuddle. I'd just squeeze her like a teddy bear as I fall gently to sleep.

>>8015278
That's very sweet. I wish that I could do that as well.

>>8015314
You also want to die in your sleep from pneumonia?

>>8015278
Can you violently fall asleep?a

>>8015278
I want t do that too, but also touch her feet

>>8011909
I fucking miss those icypoles.

I would place a cup of water on the night stand in case she needs some, and then go watch netflix. Because I am not a faggot.

>>8015440
You last sentence is at complete odds with your first one.

>melt Cirno
>cum on water Cirno
>freeze water
>Cirno reverts back to normal with my cum inside her everytime probably swirling around her frozen hymen

>>8015494
>melt Cirno
>find out she isnt made of ice
>Sent to hell for murder

Everyone would laugh at you to. Like one of that kid who died from suffocation from sticking his head in the dirt because he thought he was preforming Ninjitu. Some "special" kids need to be kept away from fiction.

Tuck her in.

>>8015529
Touche.

>>8015494

What would you do to a sleeping Cirno?
What would you do to a sleeping Cirno?
What would you do to a sleeping Cirno?

Earl-aye in the morning?

>>8015574
I lol'd too hard

I cant help but wondering how much fondling she could take. I mean, Hizashi was able to take a lot of fondling, but she was awake. Perhaps Cirno is also awake hoping to fall in love with a molester?

>>8016447
Can a fairy feel love?

>>8017827
What the fuck kind of stupid question is that? Of course Cirno can feel love, in fact, she feels a purer form of love than you ever could.

In Strange and Bright Nature Deity, Cirno is offered a hot cup of tea and gets annoyed. She's shown making an effort to freeze bits of it into ice cubes to make iced tea.

If her body was cold enough to freeze things that she came in contact with, it wouldn't be necessary to make an effort to freeze only some of the tea. It wouldn't even be possible to drink tea, for that matter.

From this, we can conclude that Cirno must make an effort to freeze things, but also has a passive ability that affects the weather in her vicinity, causing it to be colder than normal, rather than something more troublesome like simply "radiating cold".

>>8011567
Let me just say, it'd involve knives. You can guess the rest

I would slowly undress her and then dress her again in cute clothes. I would do it over and over again. I would dress her up as Marisa, and Shinku, and Rika, and all sorts of other cute lolies. It would be so fun!

Tea is rather hot. If her body was cold then even room temperature things would burn her. Sounds more like she is sensitive to hot things or simply prefers cold things, like her abilities suggest.

If her body was cold enough to freeze things at a visible rate that would put it at sub-zero. Any human contact, any contact with the surrounding area, whatever, would result in 2nd to 3rd degree burns. Any prolonged Cirno touching would result in frostburns and a dead Cirno.

Which means even the picture in the OP would be impossible. A Cirno whos body is subzero would die at birth. That or she would have to live in a Cave or a much colder environment like Antarctica.

I would suck on her tiny pussy so hard she cries

>>8018447
Good thing some of us are able to suspend disbelief then

>>8018447
Making iced tea like she did shows the level of control over her ability; if she's around people or things she doesn't particularly want to harm, then she'll suppress the natural cold that typically surrounds her, which seems to be the situation throughout the 3 fairies series. If she actually wants to freeze something, then she will; otherwise she seems to be annoyed by hot things because (guessing here) she knows if something's hot enough, she won't be able to do anything about it. Compare the "Planck temperature" (which IIRC is even theoretical) to absolute zero and you'll know what I mean.

>>8018562
I was just pointing out that Cirno could not even exist in Gensokyo if she operated at anything but the standard body temperature.

You make a good point that she actively freezes things, not passivly

>>8018603
There's nothing that tells us that cold things burn when exposed to room temperature things. You can put an ice cube in a glass of water and it won't explode.

>>8019330
Go heat up some water to 150 degrees and put your hand in it for about 10 seconds. Come back and tell me how you didnt get burned.

Ice melts at room temperature, id hardly say that the ice is coming off unharmed. Now replace "ice" with your hand, would you say that your flesh melting does not equate to harm, just because its not exploding? If your body operated at 0, 70 degrees Fahrenheit is lethal.

Anyways you seam to be missing the entire point here. For the moment, im going to assume you are legally retarded and not a troll.

>>8019747
For the moment, I'm just going to assume that you're a troll and not legally retarded.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What would you do to a sleeping Cirno?

Stranger 2: what is that?
Stranger 1: i have no clue
Stranger 1: but
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: i would definitelly shit on its face
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 2: yeah that sounds pretty fun
Stranger 1: and then tie it to the bed
Stranger 1: to make sweet love to it, even though it doesnt want to
Stranger 2: ohh
Stranger 1: well im not sure i would
Stranger 2: umm that doesnt sound so funny anymore
Stranger 1: sweet love is sweet!
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: i just googled it
Stranger 2: a cirno
Stranger 2: is an ice fairy
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: dude wat
Stranger 1: i guess
Stranger 1: well ok i wouldnt shit on its face
Stranger 1: but i keep the sweet love part
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: she is sweet and blue!
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 2: lol yeah
Stranger 1: oh well
Stranger 2: just please dont tie her to the bed
Stranger 2: thats not cool
Stranger 1: haha why not?
Stranger 1: maybe she likes being tied up!
Stranger 2: well unless she likes that kinda stuff
Stranger 2: then its all good
Stranger 1: ok i'll ask first
Stranger 2: but no forcing stuff
Stranger 2: on poor ice fairies
Stranger 1: noo i wasnt gonna rape her
Stranger 2: good
Stranger 1: so what would you! do to a cirno??
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: probably use it as my fairy guide thingy
Stranger 2: like link from zelda
Stranger 1: whaha sounds usefull
Stranger 1: so you play zelda :D
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: played
Stranger 1: which ones?
Stranger 2: ocarina of time
Stranger 2: the ds one
Stranger 2: phantom hourglass i think
Stranger 2: thats all
Stranger 1: ah is it good? the only one i never played...
Stranger 2: yeah its alright
Stranger 1: good good
Stranger 2: ocarina of time is the best though
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Put a fire cracker up her vagina and light it.

>>8020729
I hope that God exist just so you can burn in hell for eternity.

It is so terrible that people here would wish to cause a vulnerable Touhou harm without cause. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I hope you never make it to Gensokyo.

Play a prank of some sort.

>>8020747
Why do you think God exists = hell exists?

>>8015494
Other than the fact that I can't tell who you are quoting, that sounds pretty sexy. A Cirno made of frozen semen would be awesome. I shall never think of her the same way again.

>>8023050
I bet you're the faggot who likes hotglue and has ruined many a fig thread.

I would watch her sleep.

>>8023190
fucking creepy dude

>>8023728
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Things.

>>8023784
I sure hope those things aren't lewd things.

>>8023785
Oh they are, they are... For me at least. But it would be a gentle lewdness. She might not even ever know.

I would wake her up and ask her a stupid question.

call her dumb while she can't respond

Every night, a murderous stalker has his way with a sleeping Cirno and accidentally kills her. In the process of popping right back into existance like faeries keep doing, she drops into the metaphysical secular afterlife filled with dragons and oranges and weed where Carl Sagan currently resides, and he reveals to her another wonderful and terrible secret from the mysteries of the universe.
And every morning, Cirno wakes up firmly convinced that she is indeed a genius.

>>8011567
Oral sex obviously.

Anal sex, obviously.

Vaginal sex, obviously.

Armpit sex, obviously.

Diaper her.

I hope you guys know you will not make very good fathers if you keep indulging this lolicon habit. You're old enough that you should be thinking about your futures like that.

>>8025594
Ambiguous. You giving oral sex to her, or her giving oral sex to you?

>>8025838
>3D

Yeah no, I don't think that way towards real children. The fact that they are very far from perfect is enough to keep me turned off.

>>8025838
I won't ever be a father, so I don't have to worry.

>>8025838
Fortunately that doesn't stop me from being interested in your future children.

>Grab blanket
>Snuggle up beside

yeah you can tell I've been pretty lonely lately

>>8025838
Pffft like /jp/ would actually do anything to her.
They'd probably tuck her in, right before dying from a heart attack.

>>8025919
D'aww. I'd snuggle up with you, anon.

>>8012044
According to her autobiography, Shirley Temple was being molested by a network executive once, but she laughed at his penis and she stopped.

It's like a defense mechanism, I guess.

>>8025928
Unless you're as cute as Cirno forget it.

According to her autobiography, Shirley Temple was being molested by a network executive once, but she laughed at his penis and he stopped.

It's like a defense mechanism, I guess.

would you let /jp/ babysit your fairy?

>>8025948
Not no, but FUCK NO!

>>8025945

Fascinating. I'm told there's a whole reaction gradient depending on how old the viewer of the penis is.

>>8025948
Assuming that the /jp/edo in question wasn't into guro or rape, yes.

>>8025945
I meant that in response to >>8012044.

>>8025948

No way, never. My fairy goes where I go.

>>8025971
Is it still rape if shes drugged up to the point she cant remember anything?

>>8025977
Yes. And you are not allowed to rape my fairy.

>>8025975
Even to the toilet when you have to take a painful dump?

>>8025987

She may not be exactly where I am, but as long as she's in the general vicinity of where I am where I know she's safe.

>>8011567
>out of print

fuck

>>8025991
that'll be challenging. I'd imagine a fairy would need constant attention and stimulation to keep it from wandering off somewhere.
Good luck

>>8025991
>a fairy would need constant attention and stimulation to keep it from wandering off somewhere.

Just let her blow you off while you take a dump

>>8026000

Yeah, but it would be worth it, going on nice little adventures and those silly sorts of things.

I'm gonna be the retard and ask how its like to fuck something cold.

>>8026299
Chilly.

Things that are illegal in all 1st world nations.

Write 肉 on her forehead

>>8027377
Bank fraud? Surely you wouldn't take advantage of her...

I would steal her panties for later usage.

>>8015494

>>8025945
How old was she at the time?

>>8027439
Fat

>>8027449
Fat is not an age.

>>8027455

I have to wank and wank and wank when I see a Cirno's knickers up her skirt. I need to see young Cirno's up skirt knickers so much.
When I see up a Cirno's skirt and look at her knickers I can't stop myself from wanking and wanking.
My fantasy is that a little Cirno lifts her skirt or bends over to let me see her knickers. Then she opens her legs for me to wank and wank onto her panties while she watches me.

>>8029751
Average gelbooru comment.

I would genuflect.

>>8027439
I'm not sure. I didn't read the whole thing, I just kind of skipped around, reading what I found interesting.

>>8029751
I'd like to think that Cirno doesn't wear panties, or that maybe sometimes she forgets them.

Admire her loveliness from a distance and maintain self-control.

I would never molest Cirno, or any other Touhou, even if they were sleeping.

What would you do to a sleeping Cirno...
IF THE PORTAL TO GENSOKYO WAS IN HER VAGINA?

>>8029903
I'm not letting you ninjas fool me again

>>8029903
*grabs dick*

>>8029903
Gensokyo better get ready to get to have the pleasure of being cummed inside!

>>8029903
Stretch Cirno-chan's vagina into a glider so i can fit it

Sumimasen Cirno-chan.

She looks so fragile and delicate. I want to protect her from all the evil in this thread.

*grabs dick*
*blows load on her chest*
*blows load on her face*
*smears it around*
*walks off*
God DAMN it feels good to be a gangsta.

Give her a hug and softly tell her that she is the strongest.

Touch her soft and smooth body all over while she sleep, and take down her underwear very carefully as not to wake her, and then spread her legs and suck on her precious puffy vulva for a long time, and watch her stir in her sleep. Hopefully it would give her a sex dream of some kind, and make her feel lewd and embarassed when she woke up. After a while, I'd start to use my fingers too, then suck them clean. After that, I'd wrap her legs around me and fall asleep with my head on her hips/tummy and wrap the blanket around us. If she woke up, it could go 2 ways. I don't think she'd freeze me if I was cuddling her.

I wouldn't fuck Cirno even if I sexualize her. Why you ask me?
She'd explode if I tried to fuck her, she's a fairy after all.

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/jp/ sure loves their loli

>>8031253
That just means she came

>>8031253
1: She'll come back eventually. She's a fairy.
2: You aren't nearly as powerful as Flandre.

Are you implying I would do somehing sexual to this poor thing?

>>8031525
> poor thing
> strongest, smartest touhou

>>8031253
Yeah right, you are not that powerful. If anything, you would explode.

Take pictures and show /jp/.

Also, I think this thread needs to be on page 0.

>>8031525
You know you would.

I wanna rub her thick eyebrows and pinch her chubby cheeks.

Use her as a Trap for Pedo in my own show which is going to Air on Tv. Ill call it, To Catch A Predator. Hell Yeah, its gonna be epic.

>>8033881
It's funny because that show already exists.

>>8033881
Bring it!