/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Only some part of it that has been shown to me through film and games.

Nope

Yes. I'm pretty sure I'd be the best dad ever.

Given that I've actually gotten stuck babysitting before, yes, I can. It fucking sucks. It's the worst fucking thing you could do to yourself.

And no, I'm not into toddlercon, before someone asks if I molested them.

I can imagine myself being a careful father, always buying frilly dresses to cover her pure body.

I hate children, so no.

No, I am too selfish.

I would beat my kid just for kicks.

Every day.

Yes, I could. In fact, I've dreamed several times about fatherhood, and I got a hang on the feeling. Playing with and educating a little girl you know is your own is a satisfying experience.
However, I can imagine all the cons it has, starting with having to deal with a family as a whole. So I don't especially want to make this come true.

Yes, I could. In fact, I've dreamed several times about fatherhood, and I got the hang of the feeling. Playing with and educating a little girl you know is your own is a satisfying experience.
However, I can imagine all the cons it has, starting with having to deal with a family as a whole. So I don't especially want to make this come true.

What would you do /jp/ if you're waiting outside the nursery in India where you had rented a womb (since you couldn't get one to impregnate) and then when they are about to give you the newborn being the midwife says:

It's a boy Anon! Congratulations!

Children are the worst.

>>8008818
Humanely euthanize it and try again, of course.

>>8008818
That is not a problem.

>>8008818
I wouldn't. If I was THAT desperate I'd just beat my fears and actually get a girlfriend.

Id probably make him/her hate me because I never pay attention to him/her be proud of him/her and Id probably never be around, due to work or just being at the computer. Then id kick him/her out when he/she is young.

Yes but I can't imagine myself married or with someone. Maybe I should just adopt.

I like elementary school girls but thought about being father of one of them make me tremble.

I'd probably throw males away and molest girls

>>8008753
>Dad! wake up dad!! I'm late for school!
>OH SHI-
>GET SOME CLOTHES ON DAD! FUCKING RETARD!
>okay....hon....

No.

I've got a japanese wife.

So we will have wonderful half-japanese children.

the only things that creeps me is me being a lolicon :(

so I wonder how things will work out.

>>8009471
I know how things will turn out, at least part of them.

I'm going to report you and you're going to get out.

>>8009479


being a lolicon doesnt turn you automatically into a child rapist.

>>8009496

>sex with children = rape

Yeah, and I think I would be a good parent, although maybe I would overprotect him/her a little. It can't be helped, though.

>>8009471

you had better keep those half-breeds out of japan

Yes, I'd be a pretty terrible one. I don't have attachments with people, even my brother and sister that I've known for most of my life. I'm more of a "do whatever you want as long as I don't get involved" type. I'd provide them with money to go buy their own clothes or food, but I wouldn't take them shopping or cook. I sort of raised myself as a kid and it kind of reflects.

So the kid would probably end up growing into some whiny alcoholic that likes getting in fights for the attention.

I can't imaging myself cleaning up after a screaming shitball or loving a woman who did.

I do sometime fantasize about having a daughter in the 5-12 age period where I will be the world and more to her. But then I think about when she's a teenager and hates me and it makes me want to kill myself right now.

>>8008988

>not throwing away girls and turning the boys into sex toys

>>8009506
half-foreigners are popular with girls

>>8008818

> It's a boy Anon! Congratulations!

FUCK

Although I've seen some lucky fucks giving birth to girls 3+ times in a row.

>>8009524
dat meat

>>8008753
yes. in fact, sometimes i dream of it. but i failed only girl i ever loved and then i became loser and came to jp.

>>8009524
As someone who is very racially mixed, I will say that I have noticed quite a lot of women take interest in me. It's almost creepy. Whether this is a result of my mixed heritage or something else, I do not know and will never know.

>>8009535
>or something else
your fertile imagination, perhaps?

>>8009525

feel when you are the last of four children and the oldest wished your mom to have a boy and it turns out to beyou and you live a useless existence. Fuck you eldest.

Not really.

I can imagine the joy and sorrow it'd bring me, it would have to be a daughter as I have trouble being emotionally close with males probably due to growing up surrounded by women with very few male influences.

I know I'll suffocate her though, she'll either turn out a complete daddy's girl or she'll hate me with every fibre of her being.

I would never do that to the world.

Only if my daughter would be 2D.

Only if my daughter was 2D.

>>8009562
She'll hate you. At least from 13-25.

I would be a terrible parent. I'm 24 and rely on my parents to look after me.

I wouid probably be a fantastic parent. I am not going into details why though

Children, although perhaps bringers of joy, really suffocate your life. For a very long time too.

My dad, who is a father of four, commented when I, the last child, moved out some years ago that after being a dutiful parent figure for nearly 30 years he really looked forward to "Living his own life", at the age of 50+.

>>8008753
I really doubt that'd be a good idea.

For the second night in a row I had this very strange dream about being in a relationship with a young girl, about 10 years old. It was pure bliss.

That is, until I woke up. I really don't know anymore. Why is my brain doing this to me? Why is it showing me those things I can never have? I know it's wrong but it's the only thing I ever want in my life.

Please, someoke kill me now. I can't go on like this.

>>8009600
I know exactly how you feel

I can't because this would eventually happen

Because of molestation I would be a bad parent.

I'm not pedophile like half these faggots but I still definitely wouldn't want a child. Too much work and depending how they turn out you'll have to deal with them for long time.

>>8009621


not if she is sleeping during it. no one remembers and no one gets hurt.

Yes, I'd like to be a parent someday. I think I'd be a pretty good father.

>>8009613

saice?

i'd just fuck em so no

>>8009512
Pretty much this, there's only a small window where children are any fun.

I've had a few chicks tell me I'd be a good father. My girlfriend wants a kid in the near future and the more I think about it, the more I'd be on board with it.

>/jp/
>parenting

>>8009613
>>8009647

Seconded, exhentai just linked to some general image pack but it looks like it's part of a doujin

No, but as a convicted paedophile.

>>8009762
What would you do if a little girl wanted to see your penis /jp/?

>>8009766


if it is my daughter I would show her and let her touch it.

it is only bad if you get aroused by it.

>>8009766
I'd satisfy her curiosity, if you catch my drift.

i want a cute son I can get hormones off the black market for

I always wanted kids, but none of my ex-girlfriends was the type you would want to start a family with (somehow I always end up with crazy chicks).

Anyways, my brother has a son (2yo now) and I discovered that I´m too awkward around him. For example, he wants to play and I have no fucking idea how to interact with him. So I guess I wouldn´t be such a good parent after all.

>>8009781
People have always told me to imagine children like dogs. You only need do stupid stuff with a little emotion to keep them entertained.

Unfortunately it's not that easy.

>>8009766
My parents were always really open with nudity. Kind of fucked me up to be honest, they were always walking around nude and I saw everything. I thought it wasn't wrong and became pretty open that way myself, getting nude among friends up until I was about 11. When I got into high school I tried to have a new start but my past caught up to me. I'm glad it's over.

Who are the people in this thread quoting?

>>8009675
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>>8009503
>>8009055

to all the worried lolicons who want a daughter
if you ever have a daughter, you'll end up loving her too much and wish her no harm ever, so having a daughter is almost a cure for lolicon-ery.

I would make the best dad ever, ever since I was around 7 I've been the family's babysitter so I know my way around kids, how to entertain them, how to make them eat their vegetables, etc. etc.

And I do like kids, so yeah. I'd be a pretty decent dad.

>>8009823

>>know my way round kids

Not sure you should be a dad you fucking peado.

>>8009824

I know my way around kids, inside and out, if you know what I mean.

>I rape them

For some unknow reason, kids love me. Someday, I was woking several days at a house of a client fixing his PC. Everydays I was forced to go to that home. in that home was a VERY CUTE little girl of just 8 years. This girl liked me SO MUCH that she be all the time kissing me in the cheek , hugging me and sitting in my lap and her parents NOT CARE about it, they agree with this ( their have a high trust towards me )

Somedays, I was sit in the chair in front of the PC trying to recover the data of the damaged HD and the girl run at me, sat at my lap and begin to hug me and kissing me in the cheek like always...

automatically I begin to touch and to caress her ass, for 01 secounds, for below of her clothes. When I noticed that I was doing, I jumped from the chair ! This just happended for 01 second, but, I become SO DISTURBED that I say to her NEVER to to this kind of thing again and I never again returned to that house. And I quit that job and I never again worked at house of clients.

This happened, maybe, 4 or 5 years ago,I not remember very well, and since than I never touched other kid and I never had any other contact with any kind of LOLI related thing. I deleted all my LOLI data and destroyed all my DVDs backups with this kind of content.

If you are a strong minded man, you can enjoy LOLI things without worry, but, If you is like me, a weak minded man, that bring to the real life the things that you do in a game, is better for your own sake to be FAR AWAY form these things that can bring temptation to you.

I am a sick damn bastard, because of this I hate LOLI, because it bring out my worse side. I have so much fear of LOLI things that you cannot imagine.

Then, for people like me, LOLI IS REALLY VERY DANGEROUS !

>>8009836
;_;
The touch of loli is marvelous. When you have a giggling loli on the bed and she has ler legs open and you're pushing your dick on to her vulva... damn.

>>8009836
She was asking for it.

>>8009836

Giggles, kisses your cheek, bites your earlobe, whispers "I want your cock inside of me" then runs off.

>>8009836
fhc?

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php/85524-I-wanna-to-explain-something-about-me-and-LOLI?s=
9348febd9db5bf47a0a21165a80bf443

>>8009836
Damn, bro, damn. How can one have so little control over his feelings.

But to be fair, when I'm shopping and I see a cute girl with her mom looking excited at something, my heart beats a lot faster when I walk by and am walking a little shakey.

>>8009881
>PLEASE, READ THE WHOLE TEXT BEFORE BEGIN TO CRUCIFIES ME
Oh that crazy Brazilian.

>>8009836

A truly riveting tale, chap

On an unrelated note, you should watch Mitsudomoe. I think you would like it

I don't like kids, screaming around, complaining like a busta, crying over foolish things, wanting stuff from a commercial spot.
I never liked them, but i always imagined having a silent (not mute) and mature child, someone that will only listen to wise people and me.
The sex doesn't matter, if it was a girl, i want her to be strong, not a bitch who need the support of a male, but a tough girl who can kick the ass of everyone.
If it was a boy, i don't want a hipster or a guy following the new trend, this would be a massive dissapointment.
A baby would be really annoying during the first five years, but i feel like i could raise a kid when he's 6 years old.
This is pretty secondary, but i'd like to have a gamer child, because i never had a chance to play with my family, i have no party games, and i play singleplayer in every game i buy, or multiplayer |spoiler]with bots[/spoiler]

I have 3 younger siblings (two girls and one boy), much younger too, the oldest of them is 15 years younger than me.
I've watched them, fed them, changed their diapers etc.
So I guess I have some experience with it.
And although I occasionally fap to loli drawings (Sakurabuki nel and Sasahara Yuuki are some amazing artists) I have no problem separating fantasy from reality.
Just like I have murdered a lot of people in video games.
I have as much attraction to real little girls as I have to real murder, which is to say none.

>>8009900
>this would be a massive dissapointment.
Merely having thoughts like this, in any shape or form, would make you a bad parent.

>>8009900
You're cutting the rebellion phase, the phase where the hate you and leave home, and finally if you're lucky they might send you a retirement home when you die.

Sounds like a horrednous investment. I'd rather just save all that wasted money which can number in a million per child or more and use it on my final days.

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>>8009891

It's pasta, don't reply seriously to it.

>>8009900
A true parents loves their child no matter how they end up.
Ran loves you and you're a worthless NEET

I wonder if there would be a strong correlation between people who want to raise a girl and people who didn't have a sister

>>8009942

I have two sisters. I'd like a daughter someday when I'm good enough to be a parent, but a son is fine too

For me, it plays into hoping to shape the future of women and make it so there's just one more non-cum dumpster/self righteous feminazi out there, but make of it what you will

>>8009942
My little sister's great.
My little brother was diagnosed with Asperger's when he was 16.

I'd rather have a daughter.

>>8009942
I'd love to raise a girl and I'm a single child so there might be a correlation.

A boy would be a disappointment because it seems boring somehow.

I'd rather get a dog than a child.

>>8009971
You could get both and make them mate.

>>8009955
Lets pretend to be a gay couple and adopt anon, I'm sure NOTHING could go wrong!

I want to have lots of children. Have to spread my (egotistical) superior genetics. the first four years are the most care intensive and they're still emotionally and physically draining from there to forever, but it's one of those sort of primal urges to pass on your legacy. I often think that I'm not only a product of my parent's thinking but also of their parents and friends. It's like thoughts have their own sort of evolution. I feel like a lot of people on this board have a lot of useful novel things to pass on. Children are a great way to do this.

:)

>>8010080
>:)
urafaget

I wish I had a womb so I could have a little loli inside of me.

>>8010080
>:)

Your genetics are shit.

because i loathe responsibility, i never wanted children but eleven years ago i messed around with 3D and somehow created a boy. he's very feminine and was frequently mistaken for a girl until recently. i just wanted to dress him up in cute outfits and do cute things but he's sensitive about how girly he is and isn't into that sort of thing at all. maybe that will change but as it is now he tells me how embarrassed he is that his father collects dolls and plays "girly" games.

it's really weird being a parent when you still feel like a kid yourself. i fail pretty hard at most "dad" things and as a result our relationship often seems more like brothers than father and son. it's okay though; he'd rather spend time with me than his mother who is a much more capable parent.

one interesting thing is that he prefers to socialize over the internet than with IRL friends. he has basically none. probably a byproduct of giving him his own computer at age 5. i don't know if i should be concerned about that or not but it's not like i can set a better example. we are both quite clueless in social situations.

>>8010237
made my day

>>8009506
>monkey island
>not mongrels since the beginning.
troll thread.

>>8010264
When I was 11 to about 15 I looked like a girl, and wished that I could be one, but I didn't know about hormones and stuff until later, and was scared. Until that point I kept up a pretence of saying I wasn't interested in that kind of thing but secretly I loved it every time I was confused. I miss those days. I was molested at age 12 too.

>>8009836
Wow, haven't seen that copypasta in ages. *nostalgiabomb*

Yes, but in my fantasies my wife is always dead. I just can't imagine how she'd look or act.
True story.

>>8009953

Well, if your little brother has Asperger's, then just invite him to /jp/ for some brotherly bonding with you and people like him.

You have to be shitting me /jp/.

I just woke up. I had a dream that I was some sort of perfect, pure waifu. I was pregnant with a little girl. My husband was very excited at the news and proudly told his friends about how he was going to become a father. Time seemed to have flown by as I soon found myself being driven to the hospital, rubbing my belly nervously and watching the scenery outside rush by. Next thing I know, I'm waking up from a good nap. My husband is right beside me with a big smile on his face. He tells me how proud of me he is for taking birth so well and takes my hand in his. I'm unable to stop the tears from pricking to my eyes as a nurse brings in my newborn baby and places her in my arms.

This probably wouldn't be all that disturbing if I wasn't a 34 year old man.

I don't get why everyone here wants to have a girl as a child. I don't want kids, but I'd think that having a boy would be much easier to deal with during the difficult teenage years.

My main concern with having a girl would be that some point in her life she will succumb to peer pressure and start getting interested in all the pointless shit that her friends like, which is unavoidable regardless of good parenting. I personally feel that even though there is that element of peer pressure with boys, it's also a lot easier for them to say no for some reason.

>>8010745
That's beautiful

>>8010815
girls lives are alot easier than men these days, so a girl would be more likely to be able to take care of anon in his old age despite the fucked up upbringing anon would provide. ALSO lolicons

Sometimes, I wish I was a baby growing inside Saten's womb. You know, I'd wish I was the result of Saten getting impregnated.
Inside her womb, I'd kick her from time to time and she'd playfully feel her belly and remark about how strong I am for a baby.
She'd joke about having a beach ball in her stomach and I'd constantly move and kick her from inside her belly.

Then, when the nine months are up and I'm ready to be born, I'd make labor as hard as I can for poor Saten.
I'm sure she could handle it though, she has dem child bearing hips. I'd be reluctant to come through her vagina as she tries to push me out.
She'd sweat and sweat and grab on to the sides of the hospital bed trying to birth me, but I won't come out.

...then she'd be pregnant with me forever.

I have this urge to take care of someone for some reason. But I can't even take care of myself, so no I don't.

>>8009503
Wrong!, shitposter-kun!

It's abnormal but not unhealthy to find children attractive. I would enjoy having sex with a child just as I would enjoy having sex with a dog, since my penis is being stimulated either way. However unlike dogs, children can be cute which would make the whole experience a lot better. If I felt about it, it would be purely based upon modern social expectations.
Centuries ago pedophilia was regarded as normal. Decades ago, homosexuality was regarded as a mental disorder. Hopefully pedosexuality will enter the mainstream soon. People need to learn that just because I want to have sex with children, I do not want to rape them.