/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7976554
Capture her in concrete and fap while you imagine the live being dying and dying again for long periods of time.

I would probably sell her if such was a possibility. Killing a fairy must be a dirty job and disposing of that later even more, while you can actually make it someone else's problem by selling her and profit over it.

Drain her motivational gauge.

>>7976585
What you're looking for is a fairy slave trade.

>>7976633
Good God, no. Slavery is horrible. I'm just selling a fairy to somebody who wants to buy a fairy. It is like buying a dog or a couch.

Let them go? You can't kill them.

>>7976576
>Capture her in concrete and fap while you imagine the live being dying and dying again for long periods of time.
Concrete is very acidic when it sets. The fairy's body will be nearly entirely dissolved, which means she would respawn outside of the concrete.

>>7976642

I might be interested.

>>7976576
Wouldn't she just regenerate outside it?

>>7976642
Well, considering what people want them for.. you can't pretend it's an innocent exchange.

>>7976667
I'd take them as pets in a non-sexual way, fuck your libido

>>7976642
Fairies are nature spirits. You should release your fairy back into the wild.

I don't know. Why don't you ask her?

Put her to bed.

>>7976649
>>7976677
You should listen to those guys, mister man...

>>7976735
Nope. That jar gettin pissed in.

Encased in concrete in a drum and buried.

>>7976772
W-With Star outside, right?

You could actually eat the fairy each time she regenerates and be fed for life.

>>7976781

Of course! I'm not a complete monster.

I may piss in jars, but definitely only in empty ones completely devoid of fairies.

Encasing in cement, selling into slavery...why are you so cruel, /jp/?

>>7976784
A fairy is just a manifestation of the forces of nature. Eating Cirno would be like eating a bunch of ice cubes. You don't even know if anything will stay inside your stomach once the fairy reincarnates upon being destroyed.

>>7976786
So then you WILL let her out?

>>7976795
I'm pretty sure Cirno is a regular meaty creature. But you're probably right about the other part. Otherwise, Gensokyo would be littered with tiny fairy skeletons.

>>7976797

No. I'll invoke Schrodinger's Fairy and piss in the jar with Star still in the jar and not in the jar at the same time.

>>7976806
That doesn't make any sense.

Fairies don't exist so it's a pointless discussion.

>>7976735
Why does it seem that Star is the one people want to fuck with the most? And then sometimes Luna, but never Sunny.

>>7976828
Because she usually gets away scott free after their pranks go south.

>>7976817
So, stop thinking about her.

/thread

I do not believe in fairies.

How else?

>>7976707
Do this. Unlike most disposable things, fairies can talk. Take advantage of this!

>>7976857
That's not nice at all!

>>7976877
Liar, she was delicious!

>>7976857
I was at first disgusted, but then I imagined the fairy regenerating and getting mad and stuff.
>You big jerk! Why did you do that!?
So cute~

Blindfold it, put it in a box and then put the box deep in the wilderness. By the time it breaks out of the box you will be long gone and it'll be back in its natural environment. I would suggest doing as much research as possible so you can make sure to find its ideal ecosystem.

>>7976888
Yeah well that fairy doesn't seem too happy with that, so I doubt that would be the outcome.

>>7976890
That's because being eaten alive is still REALLY scary, even when you don't stay dead.

You're never done with a fairy.

>>7976893

Is it just me, or does Luna attract rape/abuse more than the other two?

>>7976900
It's because she's so clumsy and stuff. It makes her seem more vulnerable.

>>7976908
I think it's more how she's the most apprehensive and worrisome of the 3.

>>7976935
...uh...I don't know about that.

Give it jump rope lessons

I'm still leaning toward "bury her in a concrete drum like nuclear waste"

It seems more likely that the fairy will be disposing of you

FAIRIES OF GENSOKYO UNITE

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR BLOOMERS

>>7977953
Fairies want to play, not hand out pamphlets and read Zizek

>>7977390
But why would you do something so cruel?

>>7980361
Because fairies creep me out. They're like movie monsters that just won't die, plus they have the unpredictable minds of children. Kids get weird ideas. Maybe they'll start to think I touched them in their sleep or something crazy like that. And then I'll have an unstoppable monster after me. I can't live with that kind of worry.

>>7980490
Kid's also forget things and lose interest.
Also, movie monsters rip peoples heads off and feast on their guts. Fairies replace your sugar with salt and silly stuff like that. As long as you don't rape them or torture them or something, they aren't going to smother you in your sleep.

>>7980353
Shut up. Fairies will love socialism.